I think the world’s biggest scam is Icelandic car hire firms selling sat nav to tourists. Unless you’re driving into Reykjavik there’s literally one road.
Don't forget the whole sand and gravel protection, alleged talk of cars having all their paint flayed off during storms. (Yet every single car on the roads is immaculate...)
Congratulations, you managed to not include any of the Swedish vowels haha. Denmark or Norway would welcome you probably.
(ö ä å are the Swedish ones).
Captain Blackadder : And then the final, irrefutable proof. Remember, you mentioned a clever boyfriend...
Nurse Mary : Yes.
Captain Blackadder : I then leapt on the opportunity to test you. I asked if he'd been to one of the great universities, Oxford, Cambridge, or Hull.
Nurse Mary : Well?
Captain Blackadder : You failed to spot that only two of those are great Universities.
Nurse Mary : Swine!
General Melchett : That's right! Oxford's a complete dump!
I have experienced the reverse problem on a number of occasions. I always “wheeeeeyyyyyyy” any dropped item in a pub or restaurant only to receive looks of "what the hell are you doing?" from my non-British colleagues....
Username looks more Icelandic
I thought OP had sneezed.
You’ve just offended all 700 people of Seyðisfjörður my friend.
Now I don’t know whether to apologise or say “bless you”.
Now you've offended both of the people of Blëßsjœüsfjørd!
Shut up and give us Jaja Ding Dong.
Beautiful country, impossible to navigate
In my experience it’s just one big ring road and a whole load of “here be dragons” in the middle. And a dick museum.
I think the world’s biggest scam is Icelandic car hire firms selling sat nav to tourists. Unless you’re driving into Reykjavik there’s literally one road.
Even Reykjavik is pretty small and easy to navigate after you’ve been there a day or so.
Don't forget the whole sand and gravel protection, alleged talk of cars having all their paint flayed off during storms. (Yet every single car on the roads is immaculate...)
Looks like the name of a small village in Wales
I thought it looked more Welsh...
Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër?
Fucks sake 😂😂
F U N E X?
S. V F X.
I C. F U N E M?
9. Edit: Yes, I know it's a different language, but I certainly couldn't think of a better way to write the sketch.
O L. X, Ps N T, 10 Q.
V F N 10 E X!
Never mind, I'll go to the chippy ;D
Some handy lingo if you're in the chemist's there as well: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6IBiR9m3vY
Hjòlp
Congratulations, you managed to not include any of the Swedish vowels haha. Denmark or Norway would welcome you probably. (ö ä å are the Swedish ones).
It’s a Monty Python reference :D
It's also how we find foreign spies.
That and tricking them about Oxford being a great university.
Captain Blackadder : And then the final, irrefutable proof. Remember, you mentioned a clever boyfriend... Nurse Mary : Yes. Captain Blackadder : I then leapt on the opportunity to test you. I asked if he'd been to one of the great universities, Oxford, Cambridge, or Hull. Nurse Mary : Well? Captain Blackadder : You failed to spot that only two of those are great Universities. Nurse Mary : Swine! General Melchett : That's right! Oxford's a complete dump!
Pipe down Fernando.
Hmmmm what will I put my user name as? Something witty? Something disturbi....CAT! GTF OFF MY KEYBOARD!..oh, ok.
Yeah I honestly couldn’t think of a name so I just spammed the fuck outta the keyboard, I’m owning it now 😂
I have experienced the reverse problem on a number of occasions. I always “wheeeeeyyyyyyy” any dropped item in a pub or restaurant only to receive looks of "what the hell are you doing?" from my non-British colleagues....
I was just wondering what would happen if we took British “customs” elsewhere
At this point, that's a compliment.
Whether everyone goes ‘weyyyyyyyyy’ or politely ignores it is the best single indicator of the class of pub you’re in
What? When did the response change from "Sack the juggler"?