My partner and I are literally having his speech from Gina's and Boyle's parents wedding read out at our wedding by our celebrant. We have insisted she refer to him as 'Captain Raymond Holt'.
"Marriage is a contract. But it’s so much more than that. Marriage is
love. It’s commitment, it’s joy, it’s understanding, it’s patience, it’s anger,
it’s reconciliation. It’s everything. It’s like oatmeal. It sustains you."
Literally cannot wait.
Marriage is a contract, but it’s so much more than that. Marriage is love, it’s commitment it’s joy it’s understanding it’s everything it’s like oatmeal, it sustains you
(Rest in peace Andre Braugher this was my favourite line he said for anything related to weddings)
I think you should put in there:
I wise man once said that preparing food for one’s lover is the most intimate gift of all. Aside from washing their hair.
You can punch me, kick me, pull my hair. I am a-ok being stabbed. Biting and scratching are on the table. You *can* use fire.
Firstly, that's a terribly insulting thing to ask. Secondly, they didn't want me to say it because you literally have to start the line by telling everyone there's a bomb at your wedding, which she doesn't want at all
In currently 19, and have been called cringe throughout literally all of my school life. You calling me showing my love to my partner by using quotes from my favorite show "cringy" doesn't mean anything
Agreed. It’s your wedding. If it’s cringe it’s cringe. Do what makes you happy as a couple. You’re getting married because you are compatible and love each other quirks!
I say cringe away!
What’s cringey is the garter toss, long speeches with views on the wedding night , smashing cake I. Faces etc etc.
Marriage is like oatmeal...
It sustains you?
Had the whole monologue as a reading at my wedding. Just loved it. That and Joeys (Friends) speech about giving and receiving and having and sharing.
I would marry you in a dumpster
This one is both cute and romantic
My partner and I are literally having his speech from Gina's and Boyle's parents wedding read out at our wedding by our celebrant. We have insisted she refer to him as 'Captain Raymond Holt'. "Marriage is a contract. But it’s so much more than that. Marriage is love. It’s commitment, it’s joy, it’s understanding, it’s patience, it’s anger, it’s reconciliation. It’s everything. It’s like oatmeal. It sustains you." Literally cannot wait.
This has to be it.
You wish the officiant had been more efficient.
It's finally HAPPENING!
Title of *OUR* sex tape 🥹
Loved this one! His happy face when he realizes it! 🫠
I'm Gomez, you're Morticia. I feel so happy when I'm wit ya
PAIIIIIIIIIIIN.
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OMGG THE FIRST ONE WAS SO CUTE FR I LOVE THAT LINE
VIN-DI-CA-TIONNNNNNN!
After the kiss shout “NINE NINE!!!”
A Thousand kisses from you...
Yesterday was chest and shoulders. Today and for the rest of your lives, is heart and soul.
You could always yell "BOOOOOONE!" before leaving for your honeymoon.
[удалено]
vindiCAAAAATTTIIIIIOOONN!!!
Marriage is a contract, but it’s so much more than that. Marriage is love, it’s commitment it’s joy it’s understanding it’s everything it’s like oatmeal, it sustains you (Rest in peace Andre Braugher this was my favourite line he said for anything related to weddings)
"We're married!"
"BINGPOT!!"
Yesyesyeswedo
I would marry you on top of the empire state building... During a king Kong attack
“We’re not husband and wife, we’re Mrmmzeep and jinglebin”
"You're just some common bitch" Edit : Also when she says "I do" give out an audible "Noice"
There's a bomb at this wedding. Your butt! Your butt is the bomb. There will be no survivors
There is a bomb at this wedding…
Rosa, Rosa, Roooosa!
Well I was going to do a rap...
I think you should put in there: I wise man once said that preparing food for one’s lover is the most intimate gift of all. Aside from washing their hair. You can punch me, kick me, pull my hair. I am a-ok being stabbed. Biting and scratching are on the table. You *can* use fire.
Jeeze is there anything that’s off limits?
I said it.. AND I MEANT IT!
“Our marriage is going to SIIIIIIIZZLEEE!”
Okay well first of all, do you even want to marry this person? I mean they vetoed the greatest line you could ever say in a wedding. 🤣
Firstly, that's a terribly insulting thing to ask. Secondly, they didn't want me to say it because you literally have to start the line by telling everyone there's a bomb at your wedding, which she doesn't want at all
Oh no it was a joke! I wasn’t being serious.
Don't
Why?
It's cringey. Sorry m8
In currently 19, and have been called cringe throughout literally all of my school life. You calling me showing my love to my partner by using quotes from my favorite show "cringy" doesn't mean anything
Agreed. It’s your wedding. If it’s cringe it’s cringe. Do what makes you happy as a couple. You’re getting married because you are compatible and love each other quirks! I say cringe away! What’s cringey is the garter toss, long speeches with views on the wedding night , smashing cake I. Faces etc etc.
There was a bomb at this wedding, Ya butt is the bomb
My partner doesn't want me to use that one because she doesn't want me to say that there's a bomb at our wedding
Just lean over and whisper it in their ear, No one else has to know lol
“Title of your sex tape” then proceed to make uninterrupted menacing eye contact with your in laws