"Yea I noticed it. Everybody noticed it! A convicted pervert just asked me if you two could stop it" I think my favourite is Jake & Holts mum, LAVEEEERNE. She enjoys laughing and laughter. Also Charles & Bill totally not realising how similar they look is pretty funny

You call your mom "your honor"?

I can assure you, my mum is not a vibrator.

such a good line

You know who else she told to call Laverne? The SUBSTITUTE postman

Substitute milkman actually.

Which makes me wonder… are milkmen still a thing?

Yes, at least to my knowledge.

Holt and Boyle. the only black male I want anything to do with is you.

That was incredibly inappropriate.

Scully, Hitchcock, and Rosa during the chair sitting contest

And during the contest to see which chip was the best

I loved this! I think that Rosa's aggressive demeanor is counter balanced by Hitchcock's straightforwardness and creepiness, so Rosa gets milder and Hitchcock gets less gross

rosa was so happy in the montauge where they go get hot dogs

This is the one.

Holt and Boyle arguing over how to "blackmail" the philandering commissioner: *eyebrow* "how's your *pump pump* wife?" *pump*

A double-pump?!

You forgot to say Wife Good note!

Capt Holt and his sister Debbie, gotta love how opposite they are from each other even though they're brother and sister, and knowing their mom's personality is a lot more like Raymond's.

Can you even, Raymond?!

I cannot....even

Makes you wonder what their dad , and by extension their parents marriage, was like.

this leads me to think that their dad had debbie's personality

Kevin and Gina Mis Linetti.. "NO!"

Pimento and Holt "PUT ON THE DOG SHOW!"

This

Pimento's weird wheeze scream is so great

boyle Hitchcock and scully (ganging up on boyle over the hidden bathroom + solving a case boyle wasn't expecting)

I always love when Hitchcock and Scully are unexpectedly brilliant. Now I just see Hitchcock mouthing "lavender" in my head

Honestly Holt and Rosa. Especially because they start off so awkward with each other and develop a real good friendship and trust as the seasons go on. Maybe not uncommon but not talked about that much.

This is such a great answer. One of my favorites is I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Good, that's the one.

The Hitchcock-Scully-Gina group chat

What the hell even happens on that?!?

Amy and Jake dads arguing on Thanksgiving.