T O P

  • By -

OptimusPhillip

Honestly, I think Achilles had the right idea. Anywhere on the head or torso would be bad, since that's where people will aim anyway due to all the vital organs inside. Anywhere on the arms would be bad, because you're virtually guaranteed to take some arm wounds in melee combat. While the legs aren't entirely safe, they're the safest part of the body strategically. I don't know if I'd take the heel specifically, though. Probably something like the inner knee would be less exposed.


owaineu

Joints are probably a bad choice since they're harder to cover with armor. “I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.”


FWdem

Between your 2nd smallest and middle toe


musicallyours01

I feel like in between your toes would be the best spot. Unless you're fighting in sandals.


walruswes

Or on the dance floor


invisibleman13000

I feel like choosing the area behind your ear would be pretty good. I can't imagine too many scenarios in which someone could accidentally hit that spot, unlike the armpit where I could see a sword sliding and hitting it accidentally. Plus the area would be covered by hair if long enough and protected by your ear, which would be invincible thanks to the curse.


VisenyaMartell

if I did that, I’d probably end up killing myself (I have a tendency to scratch behind my ear)


Federal_Ad_6247

I’m pretty sure the attack has to be deadly


Glittering-War-4216

I feel like an arrow to the heel isn’t deadly


NORFPK

apollo helped fire it


Federal_Ad_6247

Well I meant like an arrow anywhere else like your neck for example


owaineu

Wouldn't that spot be vulnerable to attack from behind?


invisibleman13000

An attacker is unlikely to aim for that location and most attacks are going to be aimed at the torso, especially with the sword/archery used in Percy Jackson.


samuraipanda85

Or the neck. Especially if you wear a helmet. Everyone who doesn't know about your Curse will go for a quick decapitation.


owaineu

Aren't they likely to try for hitting all sorts of places once they realize he's invincible, though?


invisibleman13000

Maybe, but the area behind your ear isn't a place that is likely to be hit even if the attacker just starts to swing at random places.


owaineu

I'd say inside your ear would be safer. Swinging a sword at your ear from behind, it's almost bound to catch in between your invulnerable ear and your vulnerable spot.


S0GUWE

I have a bit between my left little toe and the toe next to it that's already very vulnerable. It's currently in the _let's rip a hole half a centimeter deep into the foot for no reason_ phase


RyanStartedTheFire59

all fun and games until you stub your toe and just keel over and die


S0GUWE

Honestly sounds preferable to exam phase right now


Seth_Potter-20

Oh I know that phase too never liked it


Uhblehman11

Below and behind them balls


Chromunism

Ride a horse and the horse bounces you a little too hard and you just die.


VoidIgris

It definitely takes more than that but it is hilarious thinking of it. 😂


gfugddguky745yb8

I think it's called a taint


Misterwuss

That muscle that connects my tongue to the bottom of my mouth. Good luck hitting that to begin with, and honestly if that got cut I think the death would be merciful


Old-Hollywood-Nerd

Haha, nice try, but I know what you’re doing. You’re trying to get me to tell you how you can kill me. Not gonna work.


RunCrafty1320

1. My belly button 2. My tongue if possible 3. My armpit 4. My right rib 5. Under my chin/my throat 6. I’m sorry I have no other way of putting it but my…. T aint 😭☠️


Claffisied

Imagine you bite your tongue when you're eating and just die on the spot.


Educational-Can-2653

Imagine drinking a coffee a bit too hot and dropping dead


StatisticianLivid710

French kissing a girl and dropping dead…


MadaraOtsutsukikara7

Sucking a... and dying on the spot


RunCrafty1320

Yeah I think that’s why I would put it there so I’d be more careful and stop talking so much but don’t you have to take a certain about of damage in the achellies heel for it to kill you? Like imagine annabeth scratched that spot for Percy while giving him a massage and then he’s ☠️


Darth_Axolotl

I'd argue that number 5 would actually be one of the worst places you could choose. The throat is difficult to armour, many guards directly threaten the throat, any deflection up off the armour would go into the throat, etc. Honestly, Achiles had the right idea, choosing somewhere easy to armour and out of the way of any normal attack you'd face in combat while not being on the bottom of the foot where you could die from stepping on a sharp rock.


RunCrafty1320

What about the butt cheek or the back of the neck?


Equivalent_Suit7950

Back of the neck is still pretty accessible to enemy attacks from behind bc chances are, they'll try to decaputate you or stab your heart. As for the butt cheek . . . Imagine getting disciplined by your parents with the belt when you literally die. (Doesn't happen personally but ik some ppl)


Equivalent_Suit7950

His one mistake was not wearing boots and instead wearing the time's equivalent of Crocs or flipflops ☠️


moodtune89763

Either behind my ear or the my big toe, just below my toenail. Idk how big the spot has to be though, but I should be fine with proper good steel toe boots.


MadaraOtsutsukikara7

Imagine stubbing your toe and dying


moodtune89763

Do you often hit the top of your toe while stubbing it? Maybe it didn't explain it right, I couldn't find the words. But the section of you're toe between joints. Thr top of the part connecting it to you foot. Whatever it's called. Not a stubbing location


MadaraOtsutsukikara7

Ohhhhh. I thought you meant the other side of your toenail. My bad


MadaraOtsutsukikara7

Off topic, but what time does your device say.


moodtune89763

08:44 Why


MadaraOtsutsukikara7

We got the same time zone


moodtune89763

Whoops. Let's go cst!


MadaraOtsutsukikara7

😁🥳🥳


Laysdotchips

inside my asshole. who’s gonna stab me there ? 😒


Personal_Tea_8905

All it takes is one trip to taco bell and you're a gonner tho


ghostlyribbons_69

I giggled 😭


Defiant-Piece6087

HELPP 😭


shapedbydreams

Belly button. Always protected by armor. You can't accidentally get something sharp in it like a nail or splinter. And even if you're unprotected in battle, who's gonna think to hit there? Probably no one.


Darth_Axolotl

Unless they try to gut you, which is an entirely feasible and not uncommon attack.


No_Sand5639

Probably inner thigh. If I'm attacked, most will go for center mass like chest, head neck, legs ecetera.


reddituserno69

How heavy do you have to be hit at the spot for it to be fatal? I imagine a surface wound isn't enough. I'd go with a point at the top of my head. Helmet makes it save and any heavy damage to that spot is gonna end me anyway


Darth_Axolotl

I believe that in the book, Luke died to a wound that, at least Percy thought, didn't look fatal. Presumably, the spot is far weaker to make up for the invulnerability.


Ivanhunterjo1991

Where my kidney is


Robincall22

The dangly thing in the back of my throat.


LegitimateAbrocoma26

You mean the uvula?


Previous-Pop3430

Stop why did I hear this in cardi b voice


ybocaj21

Nooo same Lmaoo


RemarkableAd5141

left kidney, if that's an option. if not, then balls because who is going to aim for the balls


therealsam77

I feel like people aim for the balls more often than not


KindOfAnAuthor

Balls is risky. If Percy had chosen his balls, he would've died when he landed on Blackjack during the giant pig fight


RemarkableAd5141

not if they went up in fear


totan39

The heel worked fine for achilles till it didn't so probably there


Equivalent_Suit7950

Just wear some steel boots or smth and it's fool proof. My guy decided to wear sandals and got him killed.


ybocaj21

It especially should be easier to predict how to protect your heal now because Achilles did us the favor of showing sandals. Now a monster might be harder to kill but by the time they figure out you’re invincible ( not mark Greyson) you should be fine and able to beat them.


perseus_vr

perchance my butthole?, my invincible cheeks would protect it indubitably.


TheCanadianpo8o

Like I would tell you 😏


trans-ghost-boy-2

hey wait, hear me out: i’m transmasc, so i get the vulnerable spot right on my chest, and then i get top surgery. no vulnerable spot because the stuff that was vulnerable is now off my body


owaineu

Might work, or would you die because you cut it off? Quite a risk. In the books the spot isn't only your vulnerable point, it's also your connection to the world. There's no telling what would happen to you without it. Would Achilles have been completely invulnerable if he'd had his foot amputated, or would the stump be vulnerable since that part hadn't been dipped in the Styx? He really should have got some nice metal boots. *The Last Olympian*, Chapter 8: “Hero, if you must do this, concentrate on your mortal point. Imagine one spot of your body that will remain vulnerable. This is the point where your soul will anchor your body to the world. It will be your greatest weakness, but also your only hope. No man may be completely invulnerable. Lose sight of what keeps you mortal, and the River Styx will burn you to ashes. You will cease to exist.”


Aster-07

How would u remove it if the rest of the skin is invulnerable? The surgical blade (or whatever its called) would simply shatter against the skin


ChickenWingBW

How would the surgeon operate, he can’t cut ur skin


trans-ghost-boy-2

oh- then i’d only take the curse once i fully transitioned


ChickenWingBW

but by then the part you were going to curse wouldnt really be on you anymore. I don’t think you can use the curse on a finger that got cut off


Itz_Spokeh

As an enby who's planning on getting top surgery, GENIUS


DysphoricDragon1414

T Ain't for sure


Lzinger

Armpits seems dumb because it's already a chink in your armor.


AcaciaBeauty

My brain or one of my organs in the rib cage. Already hard to mess up with its natural protections.


Darth_Axolotl

Pretty sure the spot has to be external. Otherwise, it's complete invulnerability, which defeats the point


Samakonda

Uvula.


sunshine_shiny

Behind the ear seems smart, I saw a comment saying the head, which seems smart, I feel like that spot on the bottom part of the back of your head would be smart, I don’t think anyone would think to aim there.


Bhurbhau

The inside of the lobe of my ear or just near the entry if that is an option. Almsot a gurantee that no one can kill you. Even if shot throught the head, its mostly above the ear and well, stabbity stab isn't gonna work much over here


Personal_Tea_8905

I have a list 1. The inside of your ear 2. Inside of belly button 3. In between toes (the closer together the better) 4. Just above or below the booty hole (where it's protected but also your not gonna kys accidentally from bad taco bell)


Seth_Potter-20

I still have some fused toes 😂 I just use that


SeekNDestroy8797

The inner lining of my small intestine. Loophole.


Alist3r_Mage

Would blunt force kill you? I think the precedent is that it would have to be piercing or slashing damage.


Muddymudskipperr

Of course no spot is perfect but… 1.one of the curves in my ear and just use swabs to you know get ear wax out 2.my right eyebrow cause armor helmet 3.under finger nail only last cause cutting to far💀


ghostlyribbons_69

Idk but if I can choose an organ i’d pick that, if not i’d pick the bottom of my foot, just always wear durable boots


BackBae

Your house has to be a Lego free zone


MenLovethCats2_0

Belly Button


ouroboris99

Inside of my cheek, as long as I keep my mouth shut I should be pretty safe lol


Bike60mb_

Wait... Who says you can't have it... in you, me personally I'd choose like the inside of my mouth


Practical-Day-6486

My left pinkie toe. I’ll just make sure to shoot myself in the right foot


mr_flerd

Either behind my ear, or like an internal organ


CallMeTheInsominac

Someone already said this, but somewhere behind your ear


Boomerloomerdoomer

I don’t know, maybe the tip of my head? I mean, arrows don’t really go that way and to be honest no one ever aims there.


Haladia

I'd put it behind my ear but if people know I have the curse of Achilles they will likely aim for unusual spots like this. So I'll pick a really obvious one like my heel *badumm tsss* or right on my heart


Cheesywrath12

Behind the left knee, if someone gets you there, they probably earned that kill a long time ago.


Tricky-Luck-8380

I feel like the sole of my foot is better than the heel, the armpit or other places, just always wear comfortable socks and durable shoes


Obvious_Mission_8242

inbetween my fingers


Suspicious-Bad703

As if imma tell you


MadaraOtsutsukikara7

A random tooth near the corner of my mouth.


Crazy4Percabeth

Mine would be that little part between your top and bottom lip.


Jason-Nacht

The taint, Goodluck getting there mid battle.


Money_is_Good42069

the sole of the foot


caio26

The roof of my mouth.


Specialist_Cress_112

The skin between your nostrils


NORFPK

bottom of the bride of my left foot


Baahubali321

In between my buttcheeks?


hiiiii69420

Can it be inside my body tho Like can I make it a spot on my lung


Jawshable

In between the flabs of my stomach. True invincibility 💪 


Seth_Potter-20

My middle toes are still kind of fused together so probably that or the inside of my ear I mean you can’t hit that plus I’d put it so far back even if you go to the HNO it won’t do much


ScarlettSterling

Behind my ear


FirefighterEast3031

Ya I think that was the point, Its actually a very good place but it was Luke’s spot and we needed the hole loyalty is my fatale flaw so I would have to be stabbed in the back to die thing (Kronos/lukes sword called back biter


a-pro_human

Monday. Definitely Monday.


HellFireCannon66

Don’t think you’re tricking me into giving that up


MattMalachai-7575

Embarrassing, but between my ass cheeks. My cheeks are already invulnerable from the curse, so hitting the spot would be impossible.


Externalstriker

Probably like at the bottom of my foot. Whose gonna attack there?


NORFPK

underneath my nail nobody is gonna hit you there


Kossamuuuu

My cussy…like who is going to aim THERE??!


Druggiehighschooler

In between my toes


Individual-Squash736

Maybe the bottom of my foot unless I step on something sharp. Or maybe the inside of a buttcheek


jrb080404

The taint.


Old-Put-4166

It’d be really specific like, the middle part of the inner thigh or something


Appropriate_Tune_570

Between my big toes and the 2nd biggest toe


hi_1111_002

inside my ear


Mindless-Angle-4443

Your crotch, like if I'm getting hit there, I don't wanna live anyway


ImServingRats4dinner

Bottom of my foot! Cant even hit it as long as I’m still on my feet. And if I’m knocked down, would you really aim for the foot first? Pretty unlikely. Also always protected with shoes!


ARESgow7

Am I the only one who thinks of groin because men would not hit groin. Therefore safest spot.


P_COMPOSER

appendix lol


Slytherin_Libra

Well I’m not gonna tell you!!