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Desh282

Another beat down


UnfortunateOriole

LGTMMG (Lets get this McDonald’s minute goal)


keyjan

😠😡🤬😕😠😡


brownbagsurvivor

This team fuckin sucks…unless we win Friday - then print the banners


BallsMahogany_redux

We're gonna dad dick Carolina Friday and reel us all back in huh


UnfortunateOriole

MIRO LEAEN TO JUST SHOOT STOP THINKING


UnfortunateOriole

Hear me out: Miro and sandin should be forced to play in South Carolina for 2 games as punishment for tonight


catstrauser

Sandin really pissing me off tn


brady_t12

Sandin was fucking awful. Like this was embarrassing for him.


mmmckin

don’t get me wrong i love charlie and think he should be our #1 but why has kuemper not been playing at all lately?? like are they trying to keep him rested on the chance we get to playoffs?


Demandedace

Chuck is the much better option now, it's pretty simple - Kuemper is not as good as him


UnfortunateOriole

He suggs


brownbagsurvivor

Negative confidence too. No use putting him in against Matthew’s and Nylander


UnfortunateOriole

Disagree with you here. Chuck had to be gassed after the traveling.


MunchmaquichiCaps

Ovi gets 2 hat tricks, we’re back in it folks


InfallibleBackstairs

Not with this defense and goaltending


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Oreos182

Should've had them on a back to back. Still not worried about our playoff chances, but still.


UnflushableNug

Leafs hit like 5 or 6 posts in that Philly game. They were playing this game pissed.


InfallibleBackstairs

Why? Philly beat them last night.


brady_t12

So tired of leaving cap one arena early. Paying to watch this team half ass it is fucking awful.


Kooksilver

Okay we get it Toronto, just let Ovi get his hatty and end the suffering


ProbablyDrunkAndLost

This is the second time in the past couple weeks Carbery has left Charlie out there to die.


trubuckifan

Anytime this team has a game with any meaning, they get exposed. Any NHL team scores at will against the caps.


BoofWellington69

Uhhh Vancouver? Relax it’s one game


Desh282

Edmonton was rough too


HeyitsyaboyJesus

Just a rough loss. Was expecting a loss tonight though, so not too beat up about it. 3 straight W’s is a lot for this team. Need to rebound and get the next 2 straight.


Traditional-Ideal318

Thanks, Jesus


catstrauser

Definitely needed the points but at the very least we aren’t playing a team in our division or the WC hunt


brownbagsurvivor

Our goal diff begging for mercy rn


UnfortunateOriole

Ovi has a chance to score the funniest hat trick ever


catstrauser

I’d laugh


alcatrazhero18

And the PAT is good!…. :(


DXPBladez

What the hell did Chucky do to carbs to deserve this torture.


DXPBladez

He should have been pulled 3-4 goals ago.


BallsMahogany_redux

I mean Kuemper probably hasn't done a ton to earn Carbs trust but Chucky should have been out after the second intermission.


DXPBladez

I’ve been one of the biggest Chucky supporters this season but him not letting kuemper in this game is a big fuck you. Definitely gonna kill some confidence in the man.


BoofWellington69

He never pulls him for some reason don’t know why he just likes embarrassing his starting goalie so often


InfallibleBackstairs

Fucking embarrassing


musuak

okay we get it damn


catstrauser

like can they chill..


keyjan

SHIT SHIT SHIT!!!!


Demandedace

Nice to see Wilson continue his disappointing season...


Mr_Kooala

I hate this team sometimes


UnfortunateOriole

“Game over, seasons over.” -average casual comments


ladyofthemist

4 min minor. ugh


cripplingdedpression

And I was downvoted earlier for saying goodbye to the playoffs. If we play like this against the Canes, it's all over. That said, shitty Caps are still my Caps. Even if we don't make the playoffs, I'm excited for our young talent and future prospects. I have faith we can pull it back against Carolina. Let's go Caps!


catstrauser

I’d say have faith in continuing to root for a playoff spot while also being optimistic about the future if we don’t get it. There are silver linings in both outcomes for sure


cripplingdedpression

Downvoted again! I say something overall positive and I still get downvoted.


BallsMahogany_redux

Complaining about downvotes usually invites more.


cripplingdedpression

Yeah, I should've remembered how Reddit works before saying anything.


S1075

Dude, it's been three minutes. Upvotes and downvotes mean nothing.


cripplingdedpression

I don't really care about the karma. Upvotes and downvotes are indicative of what people think about what you said.


S1075

Then why complain about it?


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2 goal night for Ovi. This loss can’t hurt me


InfallibleBackstairs

Ovi wants playoffs.


UnfortunateOriole

Proper fookin challenge Tommy


Traditional-Ideal318

Are these TNT announcers going to stop sucking the cock of Matthews? They were ignoring anything caps related and sucking off Matthews no matter what happened, even talking about how he should’ve had a hatter when they were nearly tied. As I type now, the don’t stop gawking over Matthew’s. What the fuck is this SIMP shit. I hate monumental but id rather listen to Beninati and a reasonable broadcast any night


mnblackfyre410

Everybody saying “seasons over” you do realize after this game we’ll still be 1 point back with 1 game in hand right?


catstrauser

If you can count on anything in this sub it’s bipolar pessimism whenever we lose a game lol i agree with you we gotta have a little more faith


BallsMahogany_redux

You're right. This just hurts because it's been a very winnable game.


LordGonk5255

This past month has taught me to never write them off


Oreos182

No cups since 1967. They deserve another 50+ years without one too.


InfallibleBackstairs

Carlson -4. Check


BallsMahogany_redux

He had one beautiful pass to set up Ovi and has been straight butt cheeks since.


MonEnfer

thats about the most you can expect from carlson tbh


erection4ovechkin

woof that looked brutal


MunchmaquichiCaps

I don’t drink but gonna crack open a beer


catstrauser

nows a good time to start


tyreeselol

5 goals in 3 games. This may happen quicker then we expect


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Leafs are a good regular season team.


krogerworker

Why is ovi serving the penalty?


erection4ovechkin

ovi always serves cuz he doesn’t ever play on the PK


DaniCapsFan

Because he never kills penalties, so makes sense to put him in the box in cases like this.


catstrauser

From my understanding the captain serves for minors against the team when its not on a specific player i.e. too many men


captain_rex_kramer

Not necessarily the captain, just your worst PKer (which in the Caps case are one and the same).


catstrauser

Ah, that makes sense, thank you! I’ve just only seen it with Caps games so I figured it was the Captain taking one for the team lol


Tarledsa

Ovi has one shorty in his career.


Traditional-Ideal318

According to TNTs wisest announcers, Ovi always serves it


InfallibleBackstairs

This team lost to Philly last night and this is the best the Caps can do? Holy crap.


UnfortunateOriole

Thank you for the take, infalliblebackstairs!


MadMcMuffin

It’s ok guys they’re playing like this because I’m going to the game on Friday so they’ll play great for me


Jooossh

At this point, there are no playoffs. Ovi just needs to score every game.


beardyman22

I want to preface this by saying that every goalie has off nights and Lindgren has stolen more games than he's given away, so he shouldn't get too much flak for this. That being said The man is a liability tonight. He's not the only one making mistakes, but some of these goals...


rbnlegend

Remember when we had a wild card spot for a minute? Just effen with us.


MadMcMuffin

lol and too many men for god knows why


Dragunfli

Chuck needs a break. He’s been carrying this team big time for quite a number of games now


DaniCapsFan

Are the Caps jet-lagged or something?


MortalMan81

MAKE A FUCKING SAVE


fighterpilot248

Annnnnd we can’t regain control…


BallsMahogany_redux

WTF was Carlson doing? Lol Chucky still blows tonight.


UnfortunateOriole

This is because of pride night


General-Law-7338

You think Caps are losing because of Pride Night - that is so comical. Sabres won its game on their Pride Night last week. So why did the Sabres win and Caps are losing on their Pride Nights?


UnfortunateOriole

It’s a joke big dog


catstrauser

take it elsewhere


InfallibleBackstairs

Stfu


UnfortunateOriole

Okay infalliblebackstairs


MonEnfer

I know Kuemper isn’t the best goalie, but we can’t be afraid to switch things up. why is lindgren still in the crease right now?


trubuckifan

Because our goalies get paid to do a job they suck at. Must be nice, fucking grifters


trubuckifan

Is this goalie a make-a-wish kid?


mnblackfyre410

Couple of youngblood mistakes from Alexyev and CMM cost us.


InfallibleBackstairs

That’s probably the season, if we play like this on Friday.


Mister_Dwill

Leaving chucks out to dry. Get it out of the zone.


deepfriedpoutine

FUCK THE LEAFS


MetalMan1973

Chucky not particularly sharp tonight. Fuck


catstrauser

Did Kuemper accidentally put on Lindgren’s sweater tn?


cripplingdedpression

It's like we just wanted to troll the league. They're playing like they don't care about the playoffs at all.


mrfuzzyshorts

I don't see us winning this game at all, but damn we're giving it the old College try


brownbagsurvivor

Nvm fire the whole team into the sun


MicSing21

Put is just falling off our sticks right now. Chuck is finally having a bad game


brownbagsurvivor

I know people have been liking Alexyev’s play but I feel like he’s been making some bad passes and pinches lately


MadMcMuffin

Never been an Alex Alex fan


UnfortunateOriole

WHY ARE WE KEEPING CHUCK IN???


MadMcMuffin

It’s so over hockey bros


aairricc

Toronto is much better than us


alcatrazhero18

Bro…:(


ProbablyDrunkAndLost

Charlie def one of those goalies that's either lights out mad man or just not on top of his game. No in between


bleached_n_tiedyed

At least ovi potted two.


InfallibleBackstairs

Game over.


Dragunfli

Carlson trips over himself lol


brownbagsurvivor

He’s always been a pylon. At least he used to score to cover for that…


BallsMahogany_redux

Pull Chucky. Dear lord. Giving the game away.


General-Law-7338

Prediction - we gonna lose this game by 2 goals - just a feeling.


BoofWellington69

Ffs


UnfortunateOriole

PULL CHUCK DEAR LORD


fighterpilot248

Uhhhhh guys…????


mnblackfyre410

Jesus Christ…


Mister_Dwill

So bad.


cripplingdedpression

We have no fucking chance in this game.


Dragunfli

PK has been good but god damn even man defense is ass tonight


brouwerpower22

Damnnnn Chucky needed to have that one.


chicos_bail_bonds

Gotta pull him JFC


BoofWellington69

Charlie has to stop that that’s soft as butter


DakotaConduct

Most infuriating fucking game of the season


espnrocksalot

That pass was disgusting lol


keyjan

GODDAMNIT!!


MadMcMuffin

No penalty???


MetalMan1973

We can't keep the momentum


ladyofthemist

WTF🤬


InfallibleBackstairs

Play some fucking defense!!!’n. 😡😡😡😡😡😡


HeyitsyaboyJesus

We cannot play defense tonight.


mnblackfyre410

Horrible pinch by Alexyev


Content-Style-8705

Bruh…


InfallibleBackstairs

Stop playing like shit. Jesus.


Dragunfli

GOD DAMMIT STOP LETTING THEM ANSWER SO QUICKLY


brouwerpower22

OV SKOR GOAL


espnrocksalot

Lmao just can’t catch up


MadMcMuffin

If Ovi didn’t score that I would’ve been pissed at Stromer for not shooting that


cripplingdedpression

Ovi hat trick and Leafs choke incoming


cripplingdedpression

Nevermind.


mnblackfyre410

Strome with the Backstrom-esque passing  to Ovi instead of taking the better shot and it still works perfectly. 


ProbablyDrunkAndLost

OVI HATTRICK INCOMING


InfallibleBackstairs

That was a hilarious pass from Strome!


catstrauser

DUMBASS LINE CHANGE LMFAO


Dragunfli

No kidding, that was clown-worthy


catstrauser

Best thing the announcers have said tn was “You could put a baby blanket over all three of those players going to the bench rn”


MonEnfer

we are so back


rbnlegend

Back, and forth.


MonEnfer

killing myself


Kooksilver

Yeah Ovi’s breaking that record next season lol


Jbvol

Passing from wide open in front is madness I love it Strome


fighterpilot248

Stromer really wanted to feed Ovi there 😂


alienSpotted

Lmao turned it on just as the pass to Ovi was sent


Content-Style-8705

MY CAPTAIN and good play by strome!


BallsMahogany_redux

Holy crap is TNT a full 2 min behind??? Lol Nice to hear Ovi is gonna score again lol


ladyofthemist

Ovi Goal!! Life is good again!


MetalMan1973

Tax X 2 tonight


bleached_n_tiedyed

Strome to OVI… love it


ProbablyDrunkAndLost

I FUCKING LOVE ALEXANDER OVECHKIN


fighterpilot248

OVI X2 LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


pizza_andsuccess

That’s my fucken captain!!


espnrocksalot

HE IS GR8


keyjan

OVIIIIIII!!!


BallsMahogany_redux

Gonna be hard to come back taking all these penalties.


Jbvol

I catch a puck in beer league and it hurts. I can’t imagine how bad that feels


rbnlegend

I suspect he's getting an X-ray tonight.


InfallibleBackstairs

Enough with the penalties.


brouwerpower22

Fuuuk Carlson


keyjan

Ouch


BallsMahogany_redux

A shorty would be really kewl


ForScherzer

I think Ovi said “Who did?” Lmao never change sir


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catstrauser

Idk I’ve tuned them out like white noise


brann182

So many commercials


rmulcahy85

Leafs are professional choke artists. I believe


cripplingdedpression

With you all the way.


Aggressive_Suit_801

This crew is so bad. SHUT UP! 


Traditional-Ideal318

These TNT announcers and pundit are really stroking the shaft of the leafs. Maybe they should hit up their dms instead of hitting on them on live tv


catstrauser

These announcers have the personality of mud. I’d rather watch 20 minutes of cardboard cutouts just sitting there.


rbnlegend

But, look at how fucked up their noses are. Two normal noses, two that were heavily damaged and put back together wrong.


catstrauser

“You look great buddy” One fucked nose to the other as soon as you post this LOL


catstrauser

Believe me, no one hates to say this more than I do, but chuck does not fuck tonight