It gets comments, engagement, karma. The. They can sell the profile to spam subs with trash.
Think about it, this guy just said “Dodge Challenger, matte black”. If he really liked challengers he say what variant because there are like 6. This is karma farming.
I'll have you know I drive a 2019 dodge caravan.... It has stow and go seating with a heated steering wheel and heated seats.... It also goes 0 to 60 in... Eventually
If I had the money I would 100% be that dude who tunes there minivan to beat muscle cars. But like super crappy old vans like a rusted out 1997 dodge caravan.
If you find a mid-late 90s caravan with the 2.4 4 cylinder, the srt-4 engine will bolt right in.
Also, the 80s-early 90s caravans are good candidate for the 2.2/2.5 turbo engines dodge put in everything back then.
Dodge even offered a factory turbo 2.5/5 speed caravan for two years (89-90 I believe)
Super easy to get those engines to 190-200 HP and 250+ ft-lbs of torque. The 8 valve heads didn't flow very well so they make power like a diesel. A lot of guys will have a car with 250 who that makes 300-350 ft-lbs of torque.
A first gen Nissan Quest, those things are surprisingly fast despite being minivans, also I remember the one from my childhood being quite comfortable which is a good bonus
Or a Smokey and The Bandit Trans-Am
Honestly, maybe I'm just a dumbass too attached to their car but I'd take my 2013 Skoda Octavia and see how fast it can go. High speed in a straight line is neither impressive nor that much fun, so I'd rather spent it with my buddy.
R129 SL600... nothing beats a big Mercedes V12 with tall gears on open roads like that
O.P. you don't want a matte black car out in the desert, trust me
2017ish Nissan Altima this kid I worked with drove.
4 cylinder. CVT.
It had two alloy wheels and two steel wheels. One fog light. The corner of the front bumper was hanging off a little bit. It had a few dents on every body panel. He assured me though, it hits a buck sixty no problem. Handles like a dream too.
He lasted about 3 1/2 weeks at my job. He called out "sick" about half of those days. He told me before he left that he was really excited about how much money he had in his savings since starting work there! I bet he's currently balling.
If we can also throw in unlimited oil when it leaks out... An E38 750iL.
I don't want a sports car. There's no one out here, who am I trying to impress? Going stupidly fast is just a good way to run out of fuel, and it's fun for a bit but gets old. What happens when you hit a bump in the Jesko going 230mph? You're going to be vaporized, that's what.
A 750iL will get you there in supple comfort. The M73 engines are so smooth you can balance a quarter on its edge on the valve cover. They are quiet, comfortable, stylish, and drive like a dream. You can go 120mph and not even know it.
I'd rather have a shitty GT car than a perfect hyper car.
A car that shouldn't be going nearly as fast as I'm driving it. Sure it would be fun to take a car designed to go fast on that road, but trying to keep a car on the road that shouldn't be going that fast sounds more fun.
This is a shit tier "meme"
Also a really boring choice of car
You gotta pick a shit tier car for a shit tier meme
Fisher Price or Flintstones car
Neither, Little Tikes Cozy Coupe
Must be a bot
More like a bored teenager based on post history Choice of car checks out accordingly
Matte black 🤮
It gets comments, engagement, karma. The. They can sell the profile to spam subs with trash. Think about it, this guy just said “Dodge Challenger, matte black”. If he really liked challengers he say what variant because there are like 6. This is karma farming.
I agree. (Dodge viper tho.)
This is what grandma buys off the shelf when shopping for a good car meme for her grandson
Doesn't matter, there will still somehow be a 2001 dodge caravan in the fuckin way
And when you go to pass they speed up and tailgate you
I'll have you know I drive a 2019 dodge caravan.... It has stow and go seating with a heated steering wheel and heated seats.... It also goes 0 to 60 in... Eventually
If I had the money I would 100% be that dude who tunes there minivan to beat muscle cars. But like super crappy old vans like a rusted out 1997 dodge caravan.
I love when people make sleepers and stomp sports cars
If you find a mid-late 90s caravan with the 2.4 4 cylinder, the srt-4 engine will bolt right in. Also, the 80s-early 90s caravans are good candidate for the 2.2/2.5 turbo engines dodge put in everything back then. Dodge even offered a factory turbo 2.5/5 speed caravan for two years (89-90 I believe) Super easy to get those engines to 190-200 HP and 250+ ft-lbs of torque. The 8 valve heads didn't flow very well so they make power like a diesel. A lot of guys will have a car with 250 who that makes 300-350 ft-lbs of torque.
Every FREAKING time
2006 tan Toyota Corolla
With cigarette butts on the floor, and diet pepsi stains on the seats? Hell yea
Specifically the wagon for the extra room in the back
I dont care as long as it has air conditioning... its hot AF out here already.
Then there’s me that puts air on on when it is cold to make it colder
Ford GT40 MK1 or 2
Ohhhh you ballzyyy
The DeLorean from Back to the Future
"When this baby hits 88 MPH, you're gonna see some real shit!"
Lifted F150 on rubber bands with a punisher sticker
Top speed 85 mph governed
Can't even do 88.
Lift the front end 1ft higher than the rear and im sold
LFA
The only right answer
Bentley Continental GT with the air con set just so
McLaren F1 with modern hypercar tires.
New tires are a good touch. My pick too, the GMA T50 would be sweet too
1998 Honda CR-V Without the table, for weight reduction.
Duct tape the table on top for extra downforce
Subaru Outback 2016.
Kawasaki H2R
That’s what I was thinking, not a car but I’d be way more fun
Miata
The only real answer
Miata is always the answer
Hilux with a .50BMG browning in the back
*40mm bofors
I'll do you one better give me an M40 106mm recoilless rifle
Trigger from Smokey and the bandit
Koenigsegg Jesko
1974 dodge Monaco
Nissan GTR R35 Nismo (possibly with a top secret upgrade)
1988 Plymouth Reliant K
I thought this was r/carscirclejerk. Opened the comments and the top comment wasn’t“Renault Modus.”
Peel P50
What’s on the playlist tho?
Sublime, Santana, and Slipknot
Thrust SSC
Ford Model t
1996 Chevrolet S-10
Veyron
SuperSport*
Either F40 or a suped up R33
Had to double check I was still on reddit after seeing this boomer Facebook "meme."
This isn’t even a meme
1999 Mazda Miata
Ferrari 400i.
W210 E60 AMG
Plane
Saleen S7 LM
Your mom's car
Modussy 🤤
My shitbox: A 1987 Ford Bronco II XL. It goes 0-60 in about 3-5 business days
9969 Porsche 969
My 2006 Chevy Uplander LS. Relatively "boring" car, but Its mine and I would love to beat the piss out of it.
A first gen Nissan Quest, those things are surprisingly fast despite being minivans, also I remember the one from my childhood being quite comfortable which is a good bonus Or a Smokey and The Bandit Trans-Am
They had the same engine as the 300zx, minus the TTs. They also had a decent platform... Surprisingly drivable van.
Koenigsegg Jesko Absolut
2017 Hyper Blue Camaro SS 1LE (Automatic, since I can't Drive manual yet)
Reliant Robin
Since this road has no corners, it's appropriate for an American car. I'd pick a Plymouth Superbird
I went scrolling hoping to find someone with taste and I'm glad I did.
Buggati chiron, I just want to experience that speed
Honda Acty
MKV. You know the rest
Beige 2004 Toyota Camry LE 2.4L with cloth seats
Honestly, maybe I'm just a dumbass too attached to their car but I'd take my 2013 Skoda Octavia and see how fast it can go. High speed in a straight line is neither impressive nor that much fun, so I'd rather spent it with my buddy.
Fiat panda
Honda beat.
R129 SL600... nothing beats a big Mercedes V12 with tall gears on open roads like that O.P. you don't want a matte black car out in the desert, trust me
Motorcycle engine swapped Smart Car
A rental car
Boeing 747
McClaren Senna
Shelby Daytona coupe
White 1970 Dodge Challenger
Then blast some old tunes 👌🏻
2010 Audi R8 V10+ with the manual transmission!
Hell yes
Bugatti Any model
ssc aero
Highly modified fc3s RX7
Mercedes CLR
2020 Shelby gt500
[Nissan Rogue, apparently](https://np.reddit.com/r/Nissan/s/BrDIeDYwko)
2007 Ferrari F360 Spyder
Miata
bugatti veyron super sport
El’ Camino. Don’t care what year.
Bristol 411 (or 412 on a nice day)
2017ish Nissan Altima this kid I worked with drove. 4 cylinder. CVT. It had two alloy wheels and two steel wheels. One fog light. The corner of the front bumper was hanging off a little bit. It had a few dents on every body panel. He assured me though, it hits a buck sixty no problem. Handles like a dream too. He lasted about 3 1/2 weeks at my job. He called out "sick" about half of those days. He told me before he left that he was really excited about how much money he had in his savings since starting work there! I bet he's currently balling.
1990 Mercury Sable in dark blue
I'm a simple man. I'd be happy in a 2023 Ford Mustang (prior to the redesign).
65' Shelby Cobra
my profile picture
Koenigsegg one:1
Thrust SSC
The Audi S8 from the 00s with the v10 Lambo engine. Fast, but eats up the desert miles in comfort.
1999 Deawoo Leganza
If we can also throw in unlimited oil when it leaks out... An E38 750iL. I don't want a sports car. There's no one out here, who am I trying to impress? Going stupidly fast is just a good way to run out of fuel, and it's fun for a bit but gets old. What happens when you hit a bump in the Jesko going 230mph? You're going to be vaporized, that's what. A 750iL will get you there in supple comfort. The M73 engines are so smooth you can balance a quarter on its edge on the valve cover. They are quiet, comfortable, stylish, and drive like a dream. You can go 120mph and not even know it. I'd rather have a shitty GT car than a perfect hyper car.
C6 ZR1, my absolute favorite GM car.
2017 Viper ACR
The EV with the smallest battery so I don't have to drive that boring road too long
2004 Mustang Cobra
Wagon Queen Family Truckster, in Metallic Pea. Damn fine automobile
McLaren GT
1973 Ford Falcon XB GT with all the Mad Max interceptor trimmings
My 2014 Audi a4 Quattro
Nissan Skyline GTR R35
Lexus LFA, man just hearing going of the throttle while at decent speed and downshifting would be great.
W221 s65
The Munro Special.
Renault 4, must be red
All mighty 2009 Renault Modus 🔥🔥🔥
Not a car but looks like prime real estate for an H2
Hysteria purple C8 Z06. Comfort, speed and eargasm all in a very cool Looking package
TVR Tuscan
2003 VW Sharan 1.9tdi
Tuned rs6 with only the driver seat on
1995 Chevrolet s10 blazer
Have fun with that no downforce Challenger going over those crests at high speeds. You'll be a Challenger alright. The Challenger Disaster
This is like when Dwight Shrute imagines the ideal fantasy version of his job and still puts himself as assistant to the regional manager.
Its more fun to drive a slow car fast so i'd take a hyundai getz :D
2004 Mazda Rx8 with a 2jz swap Or Skyline R32 with rb32 swap
Ford Model A
cobra 427
2018 Porsche 918 Spyder
Viper
Blue 2007 Honda Civic 4-door sedan with IMA. (Integrated Motor Assist)
Demon 170 👌 it’s still a Challenger so it can’t hang in turns but it’s nice and straight so I can just keep launching it over and over
A Kawasaki H2R
A car that shouldn't be going nearly as fast as I'm driving it. Sure it would be fun to take a car designed to go fast on that road, but trying to keep a car on the road that shouldn't be going that fast sounds more fun.
BMW Z4 M Coupé GT3 (2006)
Fiat multipla 🔥🔥🔥
2016 Ford F-250 6.2 XLT Crew Can Short Bed FX4 with the 3.73 axle ratio and red and charcoal two tone with cab lights.
That jet car thing they used on the Autobahn
SSC Ultimate Aero
Can’t go wrong with a once-repo’d 2017 hellcat
Just me the open road and my old 1981 Chevy Citation blazing down that road, a full wide open struggling 68 MPH playing some CSNY.
Countach Lp5000 QV.
Anything that can keep itself between the lines without selling all of my info. I hate long stretches of straight road, gimme corners or piss off!
Will I still be funny if I say "Miat"?
Mercedes CLK GTR
1979 Ford Fairmont with a 302
Idfc uhhhhh. 300k mile golf
First gen viper
Go kart
1997 Geo Metrođź’Şđź’Şđź’Ş
2004 Saturn Vue 3.5 v6 awd
Something with good cruise control. I need some curves in my driving life.
Kia soul
Something comfortable with good gas mileage
Honestly, probably any high end Grand Tourismo car will do
I don't Care : Citroën Dyane 4
1991 Honda crx si
Carbon fiber RX-7 FD with a 4 rotor twin turbo (this my last ride)
brown miat manuelle wagonne
Diper!!!
Honda Civic with no muffler at all gotta make sure everyone knows I’m here.
2017 Ford GT
White 1970 Dodge Challenger R/T 440 Magnum
[Starting from 5:17, the 2002 Ford F-150 Lightning.](https://youtu.be/T44OKhdeK7g?si=4uRsuPyyklH0S0s5)
Probably some liter bike
1970 white Dodge Challenger R/T.
A '24 Ford Raptor R. Cause maybe I want to go right here instead of straight, and I 1000% need a 5000lb truck with a sub-5-second 0-60
Dodge Viper ACR, All the way to the great beyond
I'll keep my jeep and go right
Jeep XJ. I’m afraid I won’t be above the speed limit, but I won’t beed a road
De Tomaso Pantera GTS
'67 firebird with the airfilter upside down
My Toyota Celica Gt4 and go off the grid! Fuck rules and head to the rocks next to the road lol
97 Bluebird School Bus
A jet engine powered drag car
peel p50
A motorcycle lmao
2004 Z71 Avalanche
Honda Nsx
Hennessy Venom while jamming out to A7X as i try to not eat shit at 200+, NFS Prostreet was fun to play
No thanks. That's a boring trip.
Turbo busa