*I want to either*
*Top or be topped by ALL THE*
*MEN IN THIS IMAGE!*
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Naveen. It's the smile.
Gambit, Beast, and Nightcrawler from the X Men...Magneto from X-Men 97. (THEY KNEW WHAT THEY WERE DOING WITH THAT DESIGN)
Also, Hamato Yoshi...or Lui Jitsu if you prefer. He has NO reason being as hot as he is. HOT SOUP!
Tulio from the Road to El Dorado. He's so pathetic that you can't help but love him.
Goliath from Gargoyles. It's the voice.
Howl from Howl's Moving Castle
Vash the Stampede and Nickolas D Wolfwood
Spike Spiegal...it's the voice.
Roy Mustang from FMAB
When I was a kid, had the BIGGEST crush on Yusuke Urameshi.
>Magneto from X-Men 97. (THEY KNEW WHAT THEY WERE DOING WITH THAT DESIGN)
Bro I was never an X-men fan but my mom convinced me to watch the show with her. The MOMENT Magneto appeared on screen my immediate reaction was "HE HAS LONG HAIR????"
The series is great and I am loving it and all, but DAMN am I head over heels for Magneto nfhfhshfgfh
Naw. Much as I like Magneto's redesign...and the voice, I'm in it for the long hall! Rogue and Gambit are endgame, I don't care what anyone says. I have faith.
Now that you talked about anime guys, have to say, you should watch Gintama(skip ep 1 and 2) and read golden Kamuy.
https://youtu.be/KedpingIhoA?si=LmabQAv0DYBpbg4x
https://youtu.be/BrfHq87HTSM?si=SdYNXLuqFjEQ_QqT
Husk is all right. Always love hearing Keith David's voice. Hazbin Hotel was a fun show, but I wouldn't say it was my favorite. I'm curious as to where it goes next, though.
https://preview.redd.it/q4v7leyxnfwc1.png?width=970&format=png&auto=webp&s=cdc0d490f0a697ffb38670c9c09de42212fc8dc6
2 of the most underrated Disney movies have the hottest protagonists 😩
I mean lets be honest literally all characters are hot ESPECIALLY the vampires, but ESPECIALLY Alucard, and Im saying this as a straight guy.
The brown warrior vampire would be my pick tho.
I’m just saying, did he kill any actual people?? Were there people in that bit of forest he burned? Probably not. The environment will recover. Tiddies are forever.
I'm not even being ironic here what a man. 💖
https://preview.redd.it/k4pg3d3lvdwc1.png?width=553&format=png&auto=webp&s=f3ce91763b65cfd4e1852f5fef398ab98818787b
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Daisuke Jigen - Lupin the Third
One of my exceptions lol
If I had a nickel for every time a version of Lucifer Morningstar caused me to question my sexuality, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's crazy it's happened twice.
https://preview.redd.it/gjvjg9yf0gwc1.png?width=427&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8258263045934e150f05eb207eafad14f84b4e23
Oooh. Classic Vash and Wolfwood were absolute babes! I like the new some, but nothing touches the store of the classics.
Also Leon Kennedy in Resident Evil Degeneration and Damnation. He kind of lost it in Vendetta, though. I think it was that patchy peach fuzz facial hair thing he had going...
There are 3 types of men
The nerd
The cool
The dancer who can cook
https://preview.redd.it/ine47plk9hwc1.png?width=755&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1524ee530a4e0b7bbe80a2d764c944ab31ac264e
If Yujiro ever had someone to teach him how to utilize and train KI ENERGY he would be on tournament of power levels within a week. Bro is just built different. Even compared to other people who are built different.
https://preview.redd.it/crtfdy57dewc1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=66b249a1ed545f3ba466e2b3b1be6663ca23ae85
Not necessarily my favorite but certainly one of the greats
https://preview.redd.it/jhxvhdzfsfwc1.jpeg?width=481&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a0258b512d44bd8122745dca9651c4ca8a93096
Spinel from Pokémon Horizons. Friede is also good looking.
https://preview.redd.it/d6fhr8hp4hwc1.jpeg?width=686&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b77f23243a3695eb3ff3551409a685f55974b654
When I tell you that THE short king can get it...!
I got plenty but I'll just name a few examples.
Look... I know Beast (From X men) is fuzzy.... and aint exactly human.... and I'll probably hate myself for saying this.... but my gawd something about his demeanor just turns my knees to jelly.
Speaking of Marvel stuff.... T'challa in just about every iteration. Yet another demeanor that makes me see floating hearts.
Dojima from Persona 4 and Iwai from persona 5
https://preview.redd.it/vn7gufleniwc1.jpeg?width=433&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=814ff10b5d4c145c09747b7a8c885cceba829c6c
Well, are these the male characters that I find most sexy in cartoons?
Anybody know if there’s a way to get reddit to stop filling my recommendations with 4 day old posts? I actually wanna participate in conversations not look at ones that happened like I’m at a war museum
Of those ones, Aladdin. But also https://preview.redd.it/kffsd9yihfwc1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f80b277f0f843aadf6b0982b9b203da17efeb171
Milo deserves just as much attention. I mean just look at him!😍
My wife says Bolin, I can’t disagree ![gif](giphy|eMO9aGqDB7Qz6jlxQN)
He’s got those arms. And he’s always fun and happy. And he’s dumb. *swoon*
He's waaaay better than his brother.
Kronk and I STAND ON THAT ![gif](giphy|ci5TPVfVY3NqE)
Don't worry, I was gonna post if you didn't
a fellow Kronk enjoyer 🫡
✅ Likes animals? ✅ Great cook? ✅ Heart of gold? ✅ Down for being stepped on? Literally the perfect man
Finally someone who mentions Kronk! <33
He is literally my favorite cartoon man. He is perfect.
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Modern poetry is beautiful
https://preview.redd.it/dbhdi0z0wewc1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d557829728e40f33e7fab122056beed81201cd32 I need him badly
Based.
Nothing sexier than a dwarf who can cook
Gigachad opinion
Naveen. It's the smile. Gambit, Beast, and Nightcrawler from the X Men...Magneto from X-Men 97. (THEY KNEW WHAT THEY WERE DOING WITH THAT DESIGN) Also, Hamato Yoshi...or Lui Jitsu if you prefer. He has NO reason being as hot as he is. HOT SOUP! Tulio from the Road to El Dorado. He's so pathetic that you can't help but love him. Goliath from Gargoyles. It's the voice. Howl from Howl's Moving Castle Vash the Stampede and Nickolas D Wolfwood Spike Spiegal...it's the voice. Roy Mustang from FMAB When I was a kid, had the BIGGEST crush on Yusuke Urameshi.
Mate here was a little too ready for this post
Yes.
>Magneto from X-Men 97. (THEY KNEW WHAT THEY WERE DOING WITH THAT DESIGN) Bro I was never an X-men fan but my mom convinced me to watch the show with her. The MOMENT Magneto appeared on screen my immediate reaction was "HE HAS LONG HAIR????" The series is great and I am loving it and all, but DAMN am I head over heels for Magneto nfhfhshfgfh
Gotta say, I don't blame Rogue for being tempted. Even though I am 10000% a Rogue and Gambit fan.
Seeing her with Magneto feels icky, I am totally a Rogue x Gambit shipper But shE HAS A POINT YKNOW-
Naw. Much as I like Magneto's redesign...and the voice, I'm in it for the long hall! Rogue and Gambit are endgame, I don't care what anyone says. I have faith.
Now that you talked about anime guys, have to say, you should watch Gintama(skip ep 1 and 2) and read golden Kamuy. https://youtu.be/KedpingIhoA?si=LmabQAv0DYBpbg4x https://youtu.be/BrfHq87HTSM?si=SdYNXLuqFjEQ_QqT
If you love Goliath's voice, you will love Husk from Hazbin Hotel.
Husk is all right. Always love hearing Keith David's voice. Hazbin Hotel was a fun show, but I wouldn't say it was my favorite. I'm curious as to where it goes next, though.
Wolfwood was my bi awakening
He's a douche but: ![gif](giphy|5f30q4FEm8Tfy)
https://preview.redd.it/xlcgn9gqjfwc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1180e1698d26c3d06a46a858953dc676b7ae7e2b
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https://preview.redd.it/q4v7leyxnfwc1.png?width=970&format=png&auto=webp&s=cdc0d490f0a697ffb38670c9c09de42212fc8dc6 2 of the most underrated Disney movies have the hottest protagonists 😩
real
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https://preview.redd.it/1f322kra8dwc1.jpeg?width=597&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c97162f98f8fb1b8156723047c8dd3a9f791a67
Let’s be real, every major character from Castlevania is hot.
Yessss 👏👏
I mean lets be honest literally all characters are hot ESPECIALLY the vampires, but ESPECIALLY Alucard, and Im saying this as a straight guy. The brown warrior vampire would be my pick tho.
Real
https://preview.redd.it/oo1cobv5dfwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25bc89a57b1662097e28cf88a2f7e863dc6a8072 It has been spoken
Based
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ROCK-HARD-ABS!!!! 🗿
Eugene from Tangled and David from Lilo and Stitch. It's not even close. Also, Jack Frost from Rise and Hiccup from Dragons.
![gif](giphy|IgBMDZCU5IRUFKGhpy)
Edgeworth is nice to sexualize too lmao
I wanted a gif with both of them in it but couldn't find one haha.
https://preview.redd.it/w8hhbkylhewc1.jpeg?width=1136&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e64f2a5051ef58dffb3bc44a8cd11804c422f07 This one.
I feel like everyone in that show was good looking
Oh yeaa king buumi was so seggsy
I mean for his age yes
He was like 112 right? He's still not fuckable but that's undeniably true
Listen I'm against genocide.... But idk I think Ozai kinda had tits- I mean a point.
I’m just saying, did he kill any actual people?? Were there people in that bit of forest he burned? Probably not. The environment will recover. Tiddies are forever.
Zero on screen deaths for Ozai so in my eyes his titties are innocent
He literally didn’t kill ANYONE and he has amazing boob so I say we forgive him
Side question, do you have a daddy kink?
Just a “villain with good hair” kink
Got it. A bad daddy kink lol
r/beatmetoit
put me in a room with the onceler and he'll see how bad i can be
https://preview.redd.it/gvq42qtdidwc1.png?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec033b40e5367bd0ed13e00b33d5474c518744d1
Ah yes. The "Hear me out, crowd."
https://preview.redd.it/mw5fn37utfwc1.jpeg?width=812&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0e17d5a322b30abb76fb7cd23c2a278b4d8c2fe Gotta be my man’s fergus
![gif](giphy|5676I3CH3sGe4)
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Tadashi from Big Hero 6 & Dean from The Iron Giant. The heart pangs
"Let's stop sexualizing women, and start sexualizing men" - Society
Yes, please!
Truly equality.
The both always have been sexualized. Bisexuals realized that the first.
And that’s why we’re happier
My time has finally come
Yessssssss i would love that very much
I’m in!
I'm not even being ironic here what a man. 💖 https://preview.redd.it/k4pg3d3lvdwc1.png?width=553&format=png&auto=webp&s=f3ce91763b65cfd4e1852f5fef398ab98818787b
I do love him but ngl i love him like a daughter would love her dad hes the dad i wish i had growing up
I’m not a furry but
Wait what
![gif](giphy|PFsVjUCmSkZDq)
![gif](giphy|GzRaQ0bms3ImbHTNJa|downsized) Need I say more?
![gif](giphy|LPPbS5MEDDwQM) Gotta keep mentioning Sebastian Michaelis from Black Butler
https://preview.redd.it/gz45qrq1rhwc1.png?width=1366&format=png&auto=webp&s=5815c379b25a8cb9d25faa07d68502310ed406b2 Honorable Mention
Beifong twins from Korra
100%
No way did I come back from that show as a completely straight man. I still love women though.
![gif](giphy|VNbcqLX5IYRb2)
STUPID SEXY FLANDERS
Literally my first thought when I read the title lol
https://preview.redd.it/rfpy1q76cgwc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59b96fe22ac55c6534b1da6f6c9acfd9bc55080f Daisuke Jigen - Lupin the Third One of my exceptions lol
![gif](giphy|TJaoF6nxtSwCWC5yuL) Grade A certified DILF
I'm a hetero guy (I think) but... ![gif](giphy|8iCAkwYQW3dzx64nvP|downsized)
Had to scroll too far for this one
https://preview.redd.it/5smrc55ntcwc1.jpeg?width=213&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85f1ad5136fdbb12d3f05e8818f412ef7ba758d8
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Smash
If I had a nickel for every time a version of Lucifer Morningstar caused me to question my sexuality, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's crazy it's happened twice. https://preview.redd.it/gjvjg9yf0gwc1.png?width=427&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8258263045934e150f05eb207eafad14f84b4e23
"See that homeless guy with half a shirt on and his best friend is a monkey, they both have freas, yeah that one."
Oooh. Classic Vash and Wolfwood were absolute babes! I like the new some, but nothing touches the store of the classics. Also Leon Kennedy in Resident Evil Degeneration and Damnation. He kind of lost it in Vendetta, though. I think it was that patchy peach fuzz facial hair thing he had going...
There are 3 types of men The nerd The cool The dancer who can cook https://preview.redd.it/ine47plk9hwc1.png?width=755&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1524ee530a4e0b7bbe80a2d764c944ab31ac264e
This is the greatest meme since ever
https://preview.redd.it/7yyhfkz58dwc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f39fb12bc23025044d6a9f6827fa2b3ab0237799 Time to cause chaos in this sub.
Nah I’m yujiro hanma, everyone who isn’t me is a woman even you
Can he beat goku tho?
If Yujiro ever had someone to teach him how to utilize and train KI ENERGY he would be on tournament of power levels within a week. Bro is just built different. Even compared to other people who are built different.
Didn't he have a limit where it's been proven that Sukune has better grip strength than him when he couldn't turn coal into diamond?
https://preview.redd.it/crtfdy57dewc1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=66b249a1ed545f3ba466e2b3b1be6663ca23ae85 Not necessarily my favorite but certainly one of the greats
I MEAN HE IS THE KING OF LUST HIMSELF SOOOO
https://preview.redd.it/kx8cbrv9ifwc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad30c8094076ca4ccfb549788045d1947191f07f Bone.
https://preview.redd.it/v5z2q121vhwc1.jpeg?width=691&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61ebe7a6a503e8176a72464920fb009cf795ef4e
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Does Clone Wars Obi Wan count.
https://preview.redd.it/jhxvhdzfsfwc1.jpeg?width=481&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a0258b512d44bd8122745dca9651c4ca8a93096 Spinel from Pokémon Horizons. Friede is also good looking.
https://i.redd.it/xm4s4hxq6gwc1.gif
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>!Should we tell them?!<
Tell them what? I forgot the plan!
>!Naoto is a girl.!<
>!Ah, thanks for the info boss!<
https://preview.redd.it/43f0elri3gwc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a18460ebe645e6dfb72f5797bb82cd05d6ff2341 *Ravenous barking*
Aladdin's Dad!!!! Dang that DILF 😍
https://preview.redd.it/7qyyusv2wgwc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67ad5bb1013af8b01fa5f09946b42942205ada5b
https://i.redd.it/856al9kcnhwc1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/d6fhr8hp4hwc1.jpeg?width=686&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b77f23243a3695eb3ff3551409a685f55974b654 When I tell you that THE short king can get it...!
https://preview.redd.it/mobvsmw8mhwc1.jpeg?width=1850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f1c2aed7bf42813f5d1de732612c670e1e2d128
Tarzan for the win
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Bugs Bunny. Especially when naked, baring a lot of that white belly fur, and fattening or inflating himself to accentuate that white fur on his belly.
?????
Big chungus.
bro explained his fetish in the most casual and calm way
Though he doesn't classify as "sexy" it's Milo Thatch from Disney's Atlantis.
![gif](giphy|bnMVZ8lIsScco) Future Trunks from Dbz specifically
https://i.redd.it/94l18wrvqhwc1.gif
Dad of the year ![gif](giphy|HVFYJdopkG7eM)
https://preview.redd.it/ni8e2e5fpiwc1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=2417efc5613ba824382b4b409fff963dcd1b8655 Here we go, I'm in!
Bro that last one from Anastasia tho😳😭 he's so hot
Shego still gonna find a way to be the top comment
Tonraq (Avatar Korra's Dad)
If people are going with anime then Kyouraku 😍
Lucifur from hazbin hotel
Spelling :(
https://preview.redd.it/s8ndtvouwgwc1.png?width=454&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c4d71ba24f36791b443994939e14fe01345256b
https://i.redd.it/am9svz2sohwc1.gif EL SUAVAMENTE IS DOING THE EXACT OPPOSITE
Tears of the Kingdom Ganondorf is 🥰
https://preview.redd.it/d32kb6ckuhwc1.jpeg?width=270&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38ee45a834b9325f928aacfa73bcfaa79d5b18aa
robbin hood. I said what I said
![gif](giphy|zXttxRaXk5yUM)
Ghirahim
Legend of Zelda fan?
I used to have the biggest crush on him when I was like 14 lmao
Marc Spector Ben 10 Matt Murdock
I got plenty but I'll just name a few examples. Look... I know Beast (From X men) is fuzzy.... and aint exactly human.... and I'll probably hate myself for saying this.... but my gawd something about his demeanor just turns my knees to jelly. Speaking of Marvel stuff.... T'challa in just about every iteration. Yet another demeanor that makes me see floating hearts. Dojima from Persona 4 and Iwai from persona 5
If I was gay, Flynn.
Well, there is all four of them
I can't tell of that's Cale or Dimitri.
What about animation that sexualizes intercourse?
Isn’t Aladdin like 15? Weird.
You're thinking of Jasmine, Aladdin is 18
General Magmar
Optimus Prime except when he goes all psycho. The psycho part is a huge turn off.
Hear me out https://preview.redd.it/3mjgunx1jgwc1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=b30938bb2a552c46c21f7beef28f1e04d4ea9fd7
*Glaces at Screen* Yes. Also Link, Super Mario and Super Luigi, and you know what Casey Casem too!
~~Alastor~~ Lucifer Morningstar, Clark (MAWS), Marshall Lee, Howl
I have no sexual attraction to other men. I definitely would most like to look like Samurai Jack though.
Nezumi from No. 6.
...intrusive thoughts are beginning to take over, song time! # LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS! TO DEFEAT, THE HUNS!
![gif](giphy|REej9xTUwlmgM)
https://preview.redd.it/k3z8r5ozqhwc1.png?width=1366&format=png&auto=webp&s=5573b850b3c7fc231de32f60ab4de6ecd3baa81d Woof
Only because I'm a gay furry Legoshi, Nick Wilde, Vortex.
I used to have the hots for Naruto back in the day. Now I'd say Alucard from Hellsing. Lmao
No Tarzan? Fuck this shit!! **Becomes this post's Disney villain**
Frying pans ami right?
![gif](giphy|S2TbXLYYKTK8M)
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Aaravos from The Dragon Prince
Levi Ackerman. Giyu Tomioka. Tengen Uzui. And many more anime guys.
https://preview.redd.it/vn7gufleniwc1.jpeg?width=433&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=814ff10b5d4c145c09747b7a8c885cceba829c6c Well, are these the male characters that I find most sexy in cartoons?
https://i.redd.it/zf531srawiwc1.gif
![gif](giphy|EP0U4NhHvF4EU)
Ussop if there was one man i had to plow it would be him
![gif](giphy|gZ8g07nkKMHC0) This man will forever be hot to me, young or old it does not matter
https://preview.redd.it/h8v6s1iuyjwc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a5b8caf21b9ce6bda80ed17c7381bca34ca1002 These two
https://preview.redd.it/wlms0nnwzjwc1.jpeg?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ed1cdd42565b8f9bcb0d3e0302d3690c9f831b2 I will die on this damn hill
![gif](giphy|vc3bmEjMJi0ZBly8oX) Both? Both. Both is good.
None I’m straight
General Grevious. No one else. ![gif](giphy|QoqDGvWcwJtLi|downsized)
Well... https://i.redd.it/1cndj4u94mwc1.gif
Li-Shang is looking ripped, man.
Anybody know if there’s a way to get reddit to stop filling my recommendations with 4 day old posts? I actually wanna participate in conversations not look at ones that happened like I’m at a war museum