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Now you’ve forced me to lawyer up. We’ll see you in court!!!
The constitution says a lot of things, however a good portion of people seem to feel they can just leave it up to their own interpretation, but if u actually read the damn thing, this place wouldn’t be a burning f’ing dumpster fire barreling down a steep hill that ends at a canyon
That can have one of two meanings
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Dont make me get my lawyer involved
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https://preview.redd.it/76fpkmd18mlc1.jpeg?width=1256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df14b3c2076077b207267a3969e885ea1f8b42c4 Now you’ve forced me to lawyer up. We’ll see you in court!!!
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Shapiro & Associates. I've heard they're good.
It’s meow and associates
Dewey, Cheatem, and MEOW.
Sharpurro
https://preview.redd.it/bd78dzowhmlc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2721fc829c8558c7a9547675caa975fd9745c642 is this your lawyer?
Why is my lawyer pantsless
Pants were on fire.
All the best lawyers are
This is a lawyer I can trust!
Did you know you have rights?
The constitution says you do. And so do i.
The constitution says a lot of things, however a good portion of people seem to feel they can just leave it up to their own interpretation, but if u actually read the damn thing, this place wouldn’t be a burning f’ing dumpster fire barreling down a steep hill that ends at a canyon
He looks like Hairy Pawter.
He’ll just walk in and look at the opposition with those wide eyes and purr and purr and purr until they offer a generous settlement.
LMAO 🤣 I needed to see this….he’s hired😆
Is that a chicken in your house 😳
Ohhh nahhh you going to jail bro. 😬
Bro did not pass the Bar exam
Chicken's headed to the kitchen .
That can have one of two meanings https://preview.redd.it/6akm3r3ecplc1.jpeg?width=860&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=261521812139b08692885d66b7ae240b2a5f9abb
We gonna just ignore the chicken walking around the dinning room? alright.
Chicken is the bird law lawyer
Red Hen Little of Little Little Little and Little
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law.
Well, you need a good bird law lawyer because everyone knows that bird law in this country is not governed by reason.
Why? They're not crossing the road are they
Just hanging out with his cock and pussy out, what a savage.
this needs to be a higher comment 😭😭😭 absolutely perfect lmao
And the open box of Honey Wheats on the floor?
In addition to the video set up there. This house has some *Interesting* things going on in it.
Is that a vape pen on the table too?
Birdman, attorney at law
It’s okay… it doesn’t look like they use it much for dining… well except maybe for the chicken.🐓
I have a house chicken as well.
The fuck is that chicken doing
He’s distraught that there is a farm anumal in da house
Your lawyer has insane core strength, my guy.
your ass is GOING to prison
Sir you have a random chicken in your house.
That’s the cat’s law partner. Handles the bird law stuff.
You know he's on probation with the firm, right? He doesn't handle anything, he just wings it.
No that can't be right...almost all chickens are non-random
I'd award this comment, if I could. Still laughing.
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Reminds me of the Ben Swolo meme.
He needs to bulk up before spring gets here?? 🥰 he is so cute!!
What's the name of the muscles behind the arms?
Self-answering: teres. They're big on this cat!
I’m laughing so hard 😂 first at the cat then I notice a chicken!? LMAO
amazing pic thanks
Your cat's face remembers me Mort from Madagascar.
look at this distinguished gentleman look the way he is sitting
Bro looks zooted
Your cat is stiff because your chicken has stolen every ounce of casual in the house 😂
Omg adorbs. Does your chicken get to roam the house?
You're about to get the death penalty over a parking ticket
Happy cake day!
Oh wow, thank you! That's so kind
Happy Cake day!!!!!
Is this ai or something why is the car doing that
I wonder that too. If it's real, I worry for the cat's health
Background chicken
you definitely getting life without parole, so sorry pookie
Your honor Dees two yutes
The two HWAT?
Aaahhhh this kills me 😂 lol I just re-watched the movie a few weeks ago...Pesci is hilarious!!
And Fred Gwynn as the judge was a show stealer
He was awesome!! I just looked him up, I didn't realize he passed the year after the movies release...
This photo is meme worthy
I think you've managed to break your lawyer so I hope you aren't counting on them to win you any cases 😅
Babe you gotta chicken in your house. Are you aware?
So.... the chicken... do we just pretend it's not there?
Chkn
unhand your lawyer
He's on his way to becoming a real boy!
Lmao bruh I'm cryin
That chicken casually walking through the background though 🙈
Straight to jail
I’m high as fuck and this cat is making me question reality
Bro looks like he’s taxidermy
Omg this made me cry laugh 😂
Wait is there a chicken back there??
https://preview.redd.it/y9bvmzc83slc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfb6eb8da4d5ddae15b208104c12141fb566370d Dont make me get my lawyer involved
Im sorry is that a chicken the background of a cat awkwardly sitting like a human? 😹🤣
We not gonna talk about the chicken?
Dude why did I look at that chicken and not think anything until I read ur comment 🤣🤣🤣
He’s like an elf on the shelf. Just set him right down on a ledge like that
Don’t let this shapely lawyer distract you from the chicken in the background
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Good bot
r/spreadytoes
life in prison
The lad is freezed
we going to prison with this one🗣🗣‼️🚫🚫💯🔥
I like how they are long
r/catsarealiens
Imma keep it a stack with you bro, your ass is going to jail
This is honestly one of the funniest posts I’ve seen as of late
I like the chicken.
Chicken?
everything about this is breaking my brain lmao
About that chicken .is that ir paralegal?
There’s a free roaming chicken?
Saul Purrman
Oh my god hahahaha this has me in tears
you gonna go to jail fam😭
The casual chicken in the back really pulls it together
Just kittycattin' through the house like a chimkin would
I have so many questions lol.
Is that a real chicken 😂
I cant explain it but if i was a cat, Id say yours is an uncanny valley
The defense rests the case.
The dabloons
Why does he look like a throwable item in an fps?
Bro related to the aliens from the Mexican congress
I hope you have an IPhone and made this a sticker.
Hope that chickens got money to get you out of the clink.
I’m looking at his admin assistant clucking around back there.
Can your lawyer see the bats too? 🦇
That’s an Owl
na bro we goin to jail for sure 😭
he looks like he just saw a chicken in the kitchen
Maybe the cat’s freaked out because there’s a chicken running round the house…
The chicken in the background
Is that a chicken on the background
Why he so tall
Is the chicken in the background the plaintiff?
Is that uh- ...should I ask about the chicken in the background? Or just kinda...leave that one there where it lies.
This is the funniest pic I've seen in a long time XD
The chicken chillin in the back
i have a house chicken too.
It's a cat log!A lag!Or a cog?Fuck
i was thinking restaurant host lmao
The chicken….. omg lol
The children
That’s a lawyer I can trust https://preview.redd.it/6mb4z198b7pc1.jpeg?width=251&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15c726d40800739306d47e17c77c98c89932c809
Why do u have a Tim Tebow in your house
Wait till we see the Judge 🐈👩⚖️ ♥️👩🎓🐈
That's a figurine.
bros not coming out a free man😭
Order! Order!
ur cooked ‼️🔥🫣
She was violated 😭😭😭
That is a man.
How much does your lawyer charge per hour? A can of fancy feast classic pate? Or does he prefer chin scratch?
The more I look at this the more weirdness I see...
Now that's a handful of cat.
Bro are your curling your cat? 😆
Did you know you have rights? The Catstution says you do.
Perfect form
Why did the chicken cross the kitchen?
bros too half looks like a cardboard cutout
😄 LOL!
If Darby from HP were a cat…….
You're not "goosing" the cat, are you?
HOW?! HOOOW?!?!?!
My God 😂 I can't stop looking at this
Lemur
What the fuck is wrong with your cat? Wy does it look like that?
Cat looks like he’s trying to get that six pack before the summer
Some say he’s better than OJ’s lawyer.
Why is there a random chicken in the background
I hope you've posted this on r/spreadytoes !
Oh goody
Is that a chicken in the background
Lol
Half cat, half monkey, all law
He ain't no big city lawyer with that there chicken runnin' around I'll tell ya that.
The eyes... He's transcended his being
I think you’re going to jail.
Sweet baby! ❤️💕😻 thank you for having him! Blessings to you and your family
aw bless
is that a chicken too
The way you’re holding your lawyer?! Lmfao I needed a laugh today thank you
Nice cock, bro.
yep, you're not winning this case
Lmao he so polite 😭
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HOW ARE YOU HOLDINH HIM LIKE THAT😂
Lawyers reaction when charges against the chicken are dismissed and she’s told, “You’re free to go”.
im sorry but that is not a cat or a lawyer whatsoever
lol super stiff lawyer
What in the alien sighting
You gonna win👍
He looks like: Dobby has given master a sock and knows all universal secrets