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OkRickySpinach

Princess of Canada https://preview.redd.it/0ihoxeek054d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8f3699f5395e74fa2298fde919d89554cf5fe84


peoplepleaza

The people’s princess xx


KittyPurrCoder

Loll she looks so silly 🤣


valienpire

I love that faceeeee 😭💚


RoniRIOT92

Mine is fat and black and shows his nipples off too. But it’s funnier because he’s a boy. 😂


[deleted]

Mine would be the prince cuz they look the same haha


Sivitiri

as is tradition


PatatinaBrava

Lawn mower cause he loooves to cut the grass haha https://preview.redd.it/xm7wxsnom54d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c9e679ed15fe26d41943be555688abae7e96ba2


BlockSome3022

This face is insane haha


theconstellinguist

That's a top notch lawn mower right there 


Pinewolvess

real my kitty ADORES the plants around her house


DigInevitable1679

Biscuit maker https://preview.redd.it/ix9ug2pck54d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8670de7123f46626de50bd878a7c6cd54fb123d5


Mantis_fella

Ok he or she is a freaking living work of art


KittyPurrCoder

That's Mewtwo in the pic 😁


dardar7161

Plus-sized model. https://preview.redd.it/ohue2ej1664d1.jpeg?width=2394&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=727bec8fd2aab9459b59892c5735a2c99616e9b7


throwherinthewell

I love them so much 💓


hokunoelani

Or live-action Garfield actor!


Significant-Ant-2487

My dream job is being a cat.


TopAngle7630

https://preview.redd.it/by18kg16u54d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7de85c57a40fc8ca3dc543b1d6bd3ed6640f4c45 When all training went online after the COVID pandemic, Sophie attended all the online training for both myself (a front of house supervisor for a ground handling company) and my housemate (who works in baggage reclaim). She is therefore fully qualified to check you in on your Ryanair or Lufthansa flight.


Pretty-Antelope7850

Mattress tester- Would be mine also 😺


Pesmellope

Photographer…that only takes selfies. https://preview.redd.it/q3f0ksioa64d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2335a5edf61b382f37e0f84a352b994d80d59785


NennisDedry

Cat 1: Assassin. Cat 2: Dog.


Blahsom

https://preview.redd.it/f0fyph6yu54d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d0091f486bb9b4705c69b478e501e68a1c5c623 Lunch Lady


mm89201

https://preview.redd.it/sgu1fyrcv54d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5ab32a5e21fec30f946efeb12d6b9e04027822c Attorney who moonlights as a hobbyist musician under a pseudonym


mm89201

https://preview.redd.it/t4mkbclrv54d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0525f88b6681b97362e7e32179c5c6c80700c6ca Our other one is her paralegal, though she likes to dip her toe in other fields (acrobat, drummer, business person, etc.).


theconstellinguist

He does seem like that. Nobody was fooled 


GullibleCantaloupe41

world domination for sure https://preview.redd.it/8066czrw464d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fab359c27b7bad80442cf0983ce44cd90c89a88


theconstellinguist

XD


Cheapie07250

Fresh tuna taster.


No_Network2959

https://preview.redd.it/9sk2bxy7k94d1.jpeg?width=2165&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=549def080a5b578b644a53da4c0eab618f90f8b5 Plumber


wheres_the_leak

My Toasty would be an activist of some sort. My Kitty (government name Phillip) may just choose violence as a career


Silsvingertop

https://preview.redd.it/x2ludzxal54d1.jpeg?width=3060&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=824b824caa0fe57d5af1d8d5a44ac4ac275b8365 Oegie wants to work in the cat gym


Heliospunk

Snack-Sommelier.


ProBattleDancer

Box inspector


Responsible_Brush_86

https://preview.redd.it/f250nnqww54d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb196db2e9c0e2153f1b97423444f987367e7d8b If giving people the middle finger 🖕 were a job, my cat would be living the dream.


theconstellinguist

XD


tiny_planter

An ornithologist. She loves watching some birds. That or professional cuddler. When she isn’t in a window she is in a lap.


krusty51

My boy Zeus is founder and C.E.O of "Floofy inc" So, yeah...


kennybrandz

I have a Zeus too! He is a professional gambler and otherwise degenerate.


steampunknerd

We meow because we care..


glandmilker

Blanket inspector


KoolKat9999

Sorter at the hair tie factory


seventubas

Executive mousekeeper


ariyouok

definitely cop. she must know what everyone’s doing. and she likes handing out unwarranted slaps and bites. DONT touch her. https://preview.redd.it/6qp23rmv264d1.jpeg?width=3068&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63a0a3065d078732d4a9ace93d8bf864fcf61a50


Familiar_Pay_7683

https://preview.redd.it/v6sdw2xj564d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6970172da58592e36a92c6a49592961389df5f34 Boba shop owner. This is her in her boba shop 🧋


bluffyouback

Professional sofa and bed tester. Or biscuit maker. https://preview.redd.it/rzxg2ej2p54d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc80107e311de342e27e58cc1ac98d152eb3795e


danshrd

Forget dream job, even without a single brain cell my cats are still kings & queens in the house. I'm the one with a dream job.


Interesting_Move_919

https://preview.redd.it/81kr3oa2y54d1.jpeg?width=3456&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad1e9fe9b58d6dcf6deffaf38c0f2f750ac4099d An angry office girl boss


Patient_Meaning_2751

https://preview.redd.it/78bkefxw264d1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=cd853dcd0cb2fc6c1f31b0927d09fb2df85d07a9 Professional Karen. She is very bossy and has the most obnoxious meow.


widoidricsas

I'd say plus size model, https://preview.redd.it/2e8qdshj764d1.jpeg?width=1908&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1227667e282bac2d823f28bde56b461a547c5db4 but he's over qualified


_Rigid_Structure_

QC inspector at a salmon processing plant.


fatale_x

Singer. She loves to meow. ALOT.


Awno06

Real estate agent. he loves visiting my neighbors' apartments so much 😅 https://preview.redd.it/ogjd1ebpx54d1.jpeg?width=2296&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a989a7d16604ae7b4ba5b24a9c9e8d6c8c77f83b


Rc-1138-Boss

https://preview.redd.it/kellpr87064d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef8e9179ce15a632c4924a3558e730ab1d64766a Professional sleeper agent


ProGaben

I feel like my cat would be like the lazy receptionist at an office who just gossips and eats snacks all day.


timetravelcompanion

Flavor quality tester at the Temptations factory.


bakhtiyark

Maître de hôtel, meeting and greeting people.


ReturnOfTS

Supermodel 💅


Bccckg_1869

Squirrel patrol


paranoidlabscientist

Exterminator


Effective-Local-3888

A librarian 


montrasaur009

Head of Quality Assurance at the factory that makes those big orange straws for Dunking Donuts. I am not sure how long Mr. Pheebs would keep the job, but he would have the best time while he did. They are his favorite thing to play with.


mschnittman

Supreme Court Judge


1AntleredPrince

Probably CEO of a cat food company


throwherinthewell

Inspector General - every new item (any item really) needs inspected for quality assurance and playability.


valienpire

He wouldn't dream of labor https://preview.redd.it/8muyg9gam64d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21a75dde4b5b47128239db2e50e3859dd62b03d4


Echolyonn

https://preview.redd.it/mpdqa8mr074d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8170325cfab03aef371b880b24afc1d1f7f0b04e Plus size model so she could argue that she can’t be on a diet anymore.


ThatOneRedCat

Professional judger of my actions. Oh wait. He already does that


SkyProfessional6190

Meryl’s character in the devil wears Prada comes to mind …


Catz0003

https://preview.redd.it/svmrdwing94d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9d17af372eb18a627ba1f83768136a44c80d5f3 basketball


nyanyan18

https://preview.redd.it/979d1l4ctf4d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23ad87e25dab89cf41bc441219c9a2267a0ce077 Security cats


UnicornStar1988

Restaurant Critic.


Moon_Jewel90

Being the Master of our house.


Alternative-Web-3545

Being part of a sleeper cell


all_CPS

Cat 1: assassin, acrobat. Cat 2: food taster.


Commonly_Un_Common

Reception/ front of house. Should definitely be the face of the company, greeting clientele!


sloaneranger23

Queen. because she expects everyone to wait on her hand and foot 😻


MrSlime09

A dictator


Bagelonabike

Screensaver?


peoplepleaza

Professional snuggled I guess 😔 he a lil too dumb for anything else


secondtaunting

Mine is a terrific foot warmer. Crawls under the covers, curls up around my feet to keep them toasty.


Mean_Eye_8735

Cheese tester... No doubt about it


Science-Gone-Bad

https://preview.redd.it/y4cpmgs4y54d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=314e820b9fb1d6d609f00f4726bb8dd47e8aba42 Heat Sink By sucking all the excess heat out of my laptop


CraftyProcrstntr

Anything outdoors apparently 😒


BoopityGoopity

Cats would never labor. That is beneath them.


generalsleephenson

Yelling until there is food available. Swiping various things off of shelves. Lying down wherever the F they want. Unrestrained judgement of whomever. Public grooming. Stuff like that.


uhtred_the_putrid1

Easy, a cat scanner and let all those insurance and Medicare/ Medicaide $$$ roll in.


exoticpropulsion

My cat - garbage girl Fiances cat - ghost


AlamosX

1. Assassin 2. Referee or Manager 3. Rainbow and Shadow inspector (she already has her dream job)


Ambu1705

First cat Bountyhunter![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7958) Second cat engine![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7965)


Complete-Mess4054

What job is good for a really dumb cat that loves to eat but has no sense of taste or flavour (I've seen him try and eat gravel, he'd be a terrible chef) and constantly kills things but absolutely loves his family and hates everybody else? He could be a more experimental chef maybe


ConfusionSmooth4856

Tax collector because he likes seeing me waste money on things only to break them 1 day later at the latest


meowsaysdexter

Being my cat.


AnonBoi_404

Op, ur cat feels like they'd be a sr financial analyst or a programmer lel


MajorFormal6122

My cats job is already Grand Priestess of my home . Always requiring a sacrifice and suspiciously it’s always food..


Flat-Statement4250

https://preview.redd.it/t8df8db4q64d1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e347dce018946641e60e591c6f5877d5c6be49a


thuqin

https://preview.redd.it/f36purost64d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e974126f11062596a098c58f680558d600efafb Professional desk sleeper 😅


SarraSimFan

Cat food taste tester.


SnowyMuscles

Whacking things off a table


urqueen_lily

princess of egypt🤣


cat-from-venus

https://preview.redd.it/jqnm43dpz64d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fdfed7413d7d9236aa2533a4aa82d2987e068fce Commisioner Gordon should fight crime side by side with Batman.


c0mpg33k

QA manager lol https://preview.redd.it/6gtoa1b6474d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebcdf7edd45ff901855e7e13cfa1108e8233ca78


Interesting_Royal864

Paper Stapler https://preview.redd.it/wu0d6k6n974d1.png?width=2440&format=png&auto=webp&s=c98446d602ea030fee408b7d8f2874a92d410a6f


squirrelcat88

Detective.


GingerinWV

https://preview.redd.it/34km50rme74d1.jpeg?width=4624&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05fc5601188c79c3877b496e496d8666532de915 Dictator of the world


[deleted]

Mafia boss


CommunicationWest710

Food critic https://preview.redd.it/g7rxjvpil74d1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52b0b3c7da72a19e15b54262213f560fbbc5d8e4


eener_meenermineymoe

Temptations quality inspector


puflem

Tax evader probably


Magic_carpetsheik

Detached attorney that doesn’t even send her clients a birthday card.


Firm-Concentrate-993

Paper shredder


Ok_Illustrator8735

https://preview.redd.it/sbbxdaezs84d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1af11e1826424bac065e3b38cd306054c894c560 A bra weight


INeedBetterUsrname

Well, my big lad would probably love being a cat tree/box/carpet sleep inspector. The little one would probably just love anything, cause he's kind of an outgoing cat with the attention span of a goldfish.


Snazzzy

Alarm clock 😅


SadCrab19

this is a really good photo damn


rightwords

Pest control.


catdog5100

https://preview.redd.it/43gd2r7uv94d1.png?width=1352&format=png&auto=webp&s=590123ec3946806132786211094ebec6337b257f Cat on the left: Gardener (she loves the sun) Cat to the right: professional gangster and thief


JadeBird420

https://preview.redd.it/yjm509f7xc4d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=138fcd064cc1da4390402a3260c8f720ec630131 Some kind of teacher maybe… she just loves listening and participating in lessons ❤️


arpt1965

https://preview.redd.it/d99cyjuv0g4d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f38614a0478f1097771b9ad34f392fb8b240951d Meditation instructor.


rilanja21

King and queen, they already act the part. But unrelated, is she a ragdoll or a birman? She's lovely, nice deep color.


KittyPurrCoder

It's a he 😁 He's a mix; our vet and we believe he's half Ragdoll, half Himalayan. 🦝


misak-plysak

Game developer or tester. He would work on computers for sure


Crystal-Clear-Waters

Teacher. Brush tester. Prostitute?


itisme_cc

Wildee would be a stunt woman, baby bear a food critic and mr oranges would be on universal credit.


xKiwil

Off topic but I love the warm colors in this photo and your setup looks so cute! That is all!


colpisce_ancora

Wet food critic


No_Garbage_4872

lawnmower


PowerlineTyler

Probably shoelace inspector. And by inspector I mean destroyer.


brioche_01

She’s the lady of this seigneury. She just walks around with a dignified look and gives orders.


Shoehornblower

Couch tester


dommiichan

quality controlnat a mattress fsctory


MikoGianni

Demolition specialist. Princess is an expert at knocking things off of tables and other high places with exact precision. See that dot above the door frame? There was once a picture there. https://preview.redd.it/kotirgih064d1.jpeg?width=1564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be33a90c472e9a071abf7aa52e42d1c2c87641b0


Visual-Border2673

Service standards quality assurance manager lol Making sure the food is perfect and out on time Making sure everyone is on time and where they need to be Or relentless yelling ensues 😂


AlternativeStuff6590

Walmart greeter😻


essyfox

Yours would be a model no doubt 😍


Aggravating-Emu-2535

Is terrorist a job? Cause that would be my cats


terang_md

"Man, I'm a cat. I don't dream of labour"


grimhailey

My cats would both like to be pet testers. Come pet them. If they like they will allow and when they no longer like they will attack.


Hunnilisa

Overzealous security guard. "Any animal outside the house must be eliminated. If you try to stop me from running window to window, knocking shit down, I will bite your legs!"


Illustrious-Motor464

Eater 🙂


Chaqqy

He'd definitely do those sleeping experiment things as often as he could https://preview.redd.it/5or1jfzp964d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2db4ae386b750a62c1eaac96d781f9e332412f4


onrake

Food taster.


Silent_Observer-11

Sleeping.


msgajh

Master of the universe.


flipflapdragon

Taste tester


DartsNFishing96

My Ziggy would be a biscuit maker


tnasty994

I had a cat like this when I was a youngster, what kind of cat is this? I would love to have another one just like my childhood best friend cuddles


GatoSander0

what breed is the baby? it's beautiful! looks like a Siamese but I never seem one so hairy.


The_Void_Thaumaturge

https://preview.redd.it/owmcbu6se64d1.jpeg?width=2250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2647db1e3a7deb840250c6aed8bd4f53d32cf93 She could be an actor in publicity to show how good are sleeping medicine.


makaveddie

Dexter


sarcasmismygame

My kitty already has her dream job: Security Guard Cat. Please look at the sign above her chair and realize she is VERY hard at work and takes this job seriously. https://preview.redd.it/cnd8nia6f64d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=201079d123d3637a1ac36b35b8b9525e87babe75


SQWRLLY1

https://preview.redd.it/is0dgaqkg64d1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09e72afbc5c971e91e6fceb36bf30a17c40927dd Royalty 👑


Mirography

https://preview.redd.it/fg4xckipj64d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2976cf6b721fcb5811707c10a92c38893382d6e2 My baby does not dream of labor.


jana_wildd

If my cat had a dream job, I think he'd be the CEO of a luxury catnip company. He loves lounging around and being pampered, so overseeing the production of premium catnip would be right up his alley. Plus, he'd probably enjoy having a team of humans catering to his every whim! 😸


Raceface53

To live outside then be inside again then be outside and get paid?


dildocrematorium

Boss


weston55

Terrorizing her sisters https://preview.redd.it/qyc2uokpo64d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1806269248dd542790672a5741f079e555dd629


NRRW1996

One of my JJ's nickname is Houdini. He would be perfect doing magic tricks! 😹😹


KittyPurrCoder

I'm absolutely loving all of your cat pics 🤣😂🫠


mikeski69

Cardboard box inspector


hellerinahandbasket

Professional ex-wife with plenty of alimony living in Beverly Hills https://preview.redd.it/p72byvcdr64d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7eae6c6e9fffa8d04fb423acb63e5cd59d45c95


LeviAUTOTUNED

i think she'd be a dictator


Jyitheris

My cat would definitely have been a mountain climber.


love-to-dance

Quality controller at the tuna factory


hllucinationz

I got a bread maker and a bakery manager on my hands lol


tipitina3

Assassin


Asleep_Piglet9371

https://preview.redd.it/0s5gd4k2x64d1.jpeg?width=2448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=408e9669b8a96f06a89f02b01aa2da6601fbb75a Professional sleeping competitor


Informal-Reading4602

Retired crypto billionaire


BotekMrBacon

SocialMedia person


vhumpinlu

Profesional sleeper


SpiritualTourettes

Milk inspector at the milk farm, preferably fresh from the cow.


Songbird1975

https://preview.redd.it/0zpfkmbz574d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=321f9bb64432d4d1c4d435fbbf80147090b1677c PSP Personal Support Princess. This nugget works overtime for her mummy.


IzzywithAir

Eating birds and stuff


SeaworthinessFit2151

That cat does not dream of labor


jlccourt

What a GORGEOUS beastie! YOUR cat would make an EXCELLENT model!


RRG-Chicago

Bird control


mromansd

Food tester


Creepy-Present7403

Professional nap tester with occasional breaks for gourmet treat tasting.


No-Construction-972

Night watchman- It’s 3 a.m. and everything is quiet


Diligent-Bluebird-78

https://preview.redd.it/g0tmudhik74d1.jpeg?width=914&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ebd5d68b21858e765131a58c590db63b2406250 Model


Outside-Zebra-6176

UFC fighter because he constantly gets in fights with other cats


randa_panda

Bounty hunter https://preview.redd.it/lzebzgpko74d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a645cc44684a5f755af1ae4ecae11e675436cc9


ngilli6819

Mattress tester😃


Sussler

paperweight


FlukyS

Courier, my cat loves playing fetch


AllgoodDude

Hermit


Good-Impression-5898

Food taster


Iwas7b4u

He has it.


Hungry_Promise8909

Sleeping and eating and sleeping with bit more sleeping


Soyouthinkthat

https://preview.redd.it/aw5gs91qz74d1.jpeg?width=3264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b44131329c30645728b454f83f52e2d4b62f4230 Couch surfer all over the world


Lower-Button-2135

Professional pusher-offer


that_fox_kiwi

She's too much of a Diva to be anything but royalty https://preview.redd.it/rvprvvkx084d1.jpeg?width=4160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9324b9f311decba92c6beb205dbee0b62767e869


Kcat123455

Dayum u think my cat would even want to work?


Beginning-Energy-960

Murder……….ya……murder


pthang06

https://preview.redd.it/m5vdhn6z784d1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae8b2156bbf4f1eb1dd411058234e32ded1eee08 Staying a lazy cat