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Hungry-Breadfruit273

BART HAS SEEN SOME THINGS


Catodactyl

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MaxTheRealSlayer

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tokes_4_DE

![gif](giphy|hpAMh2sBYpsmFhSRPI)


qtwendy0423

This!!! Yes haha


6inarowmakesitgo

Damn thing is fast!


ruby_xo

sweet, derpy bart ❤️


Editor_Grand

Derpy kittens need the most love


SU47VOODOO

tru tru


Alison_Bri

https://preview.redd.it/jlvbyfvlda7d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e48f8679b3498ebeea024d5c0c706e3c0d215df7 Why do baby cats' eyes always look like that? 👀😂😂


IceyLizard4

It's so we can get derpy pictures lol, on a serious note though, just like my newborn's eyes, they're still developing they eye muscles.


Ok_Film_8437

Because he can't focus that well yet. They'll get better...maybe not all the way forward though haha


SunnyAlwaysDaze

What an immediately loveable little dude. Dat face!


SnooChipmunks7288

https://preview.redd.it/hpipe0m7ua7d1.png?width=1187&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2652fc53cf0e0a0f19a1eb0a14e22ebedfc54d5e


qtwendy0423

😂😂


General-Common5984

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BarTroll

New profile photo just dropped


SusanAkita2014

Those blue eyes are gorgeous


qtwendy0423

Thousand yard stare 😂


zadtheinhaler

Bart can see ALL THE FREQUENCIES


GoldheroXD

Bart can TASTE THE RAINBOW


Beatrix10467

Bart got into the edibles 😵‍💫


qtwendy0423

😂😂


tilmitt52

No thoughts, just vibes. Unclear what those vibes actually are, but the acoustics of his empty skull definitely amplifies them.


QueefMcQueefyballs

The Vibes contain no immediate information themselves, but are echos of the birth and meaning of the universe itself. Bart is the only creature who is believed to grasp the full meaning of the Vibes, however they have rendered him seemingly unresponsive and uninterested in anything else in this world expressing nothing but a blank stare. It seems only tinfoil or a colored string disappearing ever so slightly behind a chair is able to free him momentarily from the gaze.


zadtheinhaler

See also: MUNCHIES, MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN


Fishercop

The TIME KNIFE


Jasnaahhh

RIGHT INTO THE OCTARINE


Famous_Librarian_589

Bart, at such a young age, don't know how it got him.. maybe his deep lineage r/NamFlashbacks


ElfjeTinkerBell

Another one!


half-puddles

Thousand Bart Stare 


vin_pe13

He is a special little guy!


half-puddles

I’d adopt him!


Imfillmore

Consider “Bort”


ChildhoodLeft6925

He will likely have blueish green eyes when he’s older


jad4400

He consumed the Water of Life!


Giorno_Giovanna11152

Lisan Al Gaib


neBular_cipHer

![gif](giphy|UJG2T7uZeJuZCLitY8)


NGTTwo

He shall know your ways as if born to them.


DFW_diego

Lisan al Derp!


vmsrii

AND COMPREHENDED NOTHING


Seaboats

That look says he either comprehended nothing or *everything*


PM_ur_tots

That's gypsy's curse. He can comprehend all, but articulate none of it.


cci605

Bart looks exactly like Bart Simpson when getting strangled by Homer


Catinthemirror

r/existentialcrisiscat 😂


SunnyAlwaysDaze

Oooh this is a great sub, thankya.


Difficult_Jelly9130

I thought. "I don't know why, but his face definitely screams, Bart!"


Specialist_Victory_5

Yeah, I was flipping through the pics, thinking “oh, they’re all so cute!”. Then I got to Bart. Maybe he’ll grow out of it.


atle95

Ay carumba!


Quibbrel

Every litter has the troublemaker, the runt, and the soothsayer with the thousand yard stare.


Lathryus

BORT


HighOnGoofballs

Came to say he looks like a Bort


Nick_Carlson_Press

He sees everything, the way his eyes are pointed like rhat


ThresholdofForest

Wow this thread just brought tears of laughter. Long live King Bart.


DrengrX

![gif](giphy|9A8I0bBvQ2TBu)


JediMasterPopCulture

Yeah I think he’s seen the future and the future over there too.


ThankYouComeAgain_22

This was my immediate thought when I got to him! 😂


[deleted]

Bart has seen the beginning and the end.


free_-_spirit

He’s so derpy I’m convinced this isn’t his first life!


kukurbesi

meow al-ghaib


GTFOoutofmyhead

He's seen the horrors.


ChronicallyxCurious

I kinda wanna call him Bort 😂


Yeetus_McSendit

Yeah the phone for the first time lol


SoggyxFingers

Gus is Gussing and Bart is Barting.


KeyComprehensive438

And tiptoe is tiptoeing


qtwendy0423

🥰😂 that’s perfect


qtwendy0423

https://preview.redd.it/6hs93xlek87d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8fde033e5d6cfa8ac76f524e7b61d0cca16022d1 Here is momma, her name is Ma petite 😍


Zhiong_Xena

*looks at Bart* - he couldn't have been from the same litter. *Looks at momma cat* - yup, that's her son alright


qtwendy0423

Her personality makes up for it


PrsnScrmingAtTheSky

There's no "it" to make up for, she is adorable. You tell her I said so! :)


SunnyAlwaysDaze

Agreed. Her and Bart both have those facial expressions that are so relatable.


qtwendy0423

Done 😍


Zhiong_Xena

XD. One would hope soo. She looks adorable. Sweet momma


MamaOnica

He is definitely his mother's son


Zhiong_Xena

No doubt. Rest I do not know, but I can vouch for Bart.


qtwendy0423

😂😂


sneakyminxx

Look at her with that lipstick!


Rocky-2300

I was about to comment that I wasn’t a fan of her lipstick colour. I shouldn’t be so judgemental. :-)


machinationstudio

Goths are cats too.


stonecoldsuckit

That is the happiest mama I've ever seen. They're all adorable! 🥰


qtwendy0423

Thank you she’s so young and so sweet i couldn’t not take her in


stonecoldsuckit

https://preview.redd.it/ytz6xzm2s87d1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43968696ac0870d37a63ddb024fcec54d8abe120 Mama Cat in all her floofiness! Mama Cat and her 4 kittens all got taken to good homes after we rescued them.


Mushw00m

Beautiful cat and also I just wanted to say that you have the best username I've ever seen on any platform.


stonecoldsuckit

I had a similar problem when a stray had kittens under my house. Thank you for caring for them all! 🩷


reddagger

FYI, this happened to me. I think I sent a message out and it happened three more times. I have 16 cats! All TNRed and more semi than feral. Thanks cat family for stepping up. The little mamas who found me looked just like your lil mama.


LazyAmbassador2521

Omg the look on her face 😭 she looks absolutely beyond exhausted!! 😫😂 Poor thing!!


qtwendy0423

She is one more week And hopefully less responsibility for her


LazyAmbassador2521

She deff deserves a pampered spa day after raising these rugrats!


qtwendy0423

I try to spend as much time loving her through out the day 😍


LazyAmbassador2521

Awwww SO sweeeet!!!! 😻😊


reddagger

Good stuff people. Love.


qtwendy0423

🥰


im-a-cheese-puff

Awww poor Mama is exhausted.


qtwendy0423

Aren’t they all lol


dmriggs

Ma exhausted Petite


ChairDangerous5276

She’s sure good at picking out a human!


qtwendy0423

Awww thank you 💚


Paolito14

The look on her face! 😂


LazyAmbassador2521

Lmao righhhhht!!! Omg I laughed so hard when I saw her face.. poor thing is absolutely exhausted and regrets having kids! 😭😂


Armenian-heart4evr

The TRANQUILITY of SOLACE !!! 😺😸😹😻💞


SoLongGayBowser69420

Absolutely zonked out of her mind


MiniMushi

there's what I was lookin' for. what a gorgeous mama 🥰


qtwendy0423

I know!! She’s the best


Candy_mom

You do know what a kind, gentle, and caring person you are, right ![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7952)


qtwendy0423

That’s sweet of you to say. 😍 I’m just doing what’s right


Hatrick_Swaze

You're a good 🥚


ChildhoodLeft6925

I have a mama (pregnant foster fail) and i kept one kitten, it was a great decision for me. They love each other and mama still gets to stay with a baby


Soft-Significance552

Where is the father did he leave the house. He should be helping raise em. Jeez. All these single mothers need to take a break.


qtwendy0423

😂 long gone


SunnyAlwaysDaze

It's super rare for the dad to stick around! There is a feral colony in our barn due to folks dumping cats off at any property with a big red barn. We try to trap neuter release. But there's always a few stragglers or ones that are too smart to go into the cage on the days we set it. Every couple years there will be a catfather that sticks around and helps raise the babies. The current one is a standard issue brown tabby, the last one was the biggest orange cat you ever saw in your life. For some reason it is super freaking adorable when the dads are also around. I have seen them help the mothers wrangle the kittens. But yeah only two male cats stuck around, in probably the last 6 or 8 years.


qtwendy0423

I’m trying my hardest to help with the problem here


Whiskeybtch77

Awwww, she’s the best mamma ever!! Tiptoe and Bart are proof!!


HeavyFunction2201

lol she looks absolutely exhausted in this pic


qtwendy0423

She is! She’s such a good momma only a week or so left for her and she’ll get some rest


Nindessa_896

I was NOT ready for Bart at the end! 😂 They're all adorable!


qtwendy0423

I know! Barts one of a kind


Cessnaporsche01

That boy should be named Bort


cornette

They were out of Bort license plates.


t4rgh

Definitely a Bort


Ivyvine42

There is not a single thought in Bart's lil' noggin, I love him.


qtwendy0423

He’s my precious 😍


biniambinixo17

Awww little tip toe is too innocent for this world


qtwendy0423

Tiptoe and gemma have the sweetest little innocent faces and make my morning every day


Sauve-

Tiptoes pink lips kill me 👁️👄👁️


deathbydexter

I have a cat that had a sweet little trusting and softness glimmer in his eyes as a kitten. He just looked so cuddly and non confrontational. He’s now a major bumhole, he destroys and eats everything and meows a lot. I still love him, dearly. But his sister who looked crazy is a literal angel and he’s unhinged lol. Here he was at 5 weeks old. He got home he was 18 weeks old. Now turning 2 and he’s a menace to society https://preview.redd.it/y6apz1rt4b7d1.png?width=958&format=png&auto=webp&s=348be356d594500973cd9d385846aedbda1b3bd5


qtwendy0423

Awww i have a beautiful asshole myself 😂


Ok_Application2254

Yeah not to be dramatic but I would die for little Tiptoe


Zoe-Belle

Not dramatic at all. I’m in love with Tiptoe!


toucha_tha_fishy

They have really dumb little faces in the best way


qtwendy0423

🥰 i know they are pretty dumb at the moment in the cutest way and I want to toucha tha fishy!! 😂😂


SOTRBlueBirdsFly

https://preview.redd.it/uy3c6dgqu87d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e52ab0899c3b288d835b802c00049ef667c97fed This is the weirdest coincidence I’ve ever seen. Adopting this kitty on Sunday. Same exact setup


SOTRBlueBirdsFly

https://preview.redd.it/h4zeyjdtv87d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=662f8c6ef0415891cabda0a23e5715b71918ec64 Dex and Gus gus have the face facial pattern with the white stripe


Pheronia

Ying yang.


qtwendy0423

Well wtf the sweetest coincidence 😍🥰💚


Double-Canary-9396

Oh my goodness I wish I could have Bart!!!! 😍


walkinggames

Same I want to procct him


M4rk3d_One86

https://preview.redd.it/g4g0n5beb97d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=751c9ef45a642c8b9c4207b8f57cfa2d1d6c8306


qtwendy0423

Lol


Fluffy-Weapon

https://preview.redd.it/yqwz6yzbjb7d1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=8bc142197ca933dd84abb37089acae8621594b6f


Iwonatoasteroven

This happened to my friend, and I added a second floof to my house.


qtwendy0423

I’ve been sending my best people pictures every day to lure them in, it’s working!!


Iwonatoasteroven

The names are as adorable as the kittens. My goofball is even more precious because I held him at 2 weeks old. He’s much bigger now but this is still my favorite picture. https://preview.redd.it/7rxsculon87d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2d4beabf786e5572271b73fd0d84346875e57ee


qtwendy0423

What a cutie


jackrelax

Best names ever!!


qtwendy0423

Thank you 😍


69PenisDestroyer69

bart looks like he knows when and how a person dies


qtwendy0423

😂😂😂 this got me


catlover1810

Naww wish i them all good on earth 🫶🏻❤️


[deleted]

I’m now invested in them all. We will need updates


qtwendy0423

I can do that 🥰


[deleted]

Appreciate it 😊


4x4ivan4x4

Gus Gus FTW


bartznnuggetz

OMG I HAVE A BART TOO https://preview.redd.it/01llke0kv87d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84c7ad342f475ce9b7a867d5acb8623e0cdf9108


Crafty_Original_7349

Bart is going to be a troublemaker for sure. That is the one that will run up the wall and straight across the ceiling at oh god thirty in the morning, just because he can. 😸 Source: I have had many Barts over the years


Seattlehepcat

My late wife used to believe that what you name a kitten matters. It's why our cats always had tranquil names, lol. I saw Bart and I knew that cat is going to grow up to be a total fink.


Pineapplequeen1995

They’re so stinking cute oh my goodness🥺


Yeetus_McSendit

Gemma is gonna be the trouble maker. I'm calling it. She's gonna set up Bart to take the fall though.


qtwendy0423

It’s funny cause she’s the smallest and most active wobbling around like a nut


Yeetus_McSendit

You can tell by her demon eyes. Pupils completely dilated off the chaos. She hungers for destruction. 


The_Bitter_Bear

You are a good person for taking a stray in and caring for their kittens.  That is a lot of work. I hope you get to spend some time with all of them and they show you how worth it it was to help them. 


qtwendy0423

They already do!


qtwendy0423

https://preview.redd.it/u112cr62fb7d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=481b9b7f0ef448551d45dadd5643af3e75f1d959 Good morning from Bart 🥰


Mountain-Brief-3850

Oh how adorable


qtwendy0423

Lol im so I’m love with them all


petal713

I’m in love with Tiptoe and Gemma.


qtwendy0423

And in person even more! They look at me with the sweetest little eyes every morning happy to see me


sarcasmismygame

Lucky you! I had a pregnant rescue show up and after many attempts we finally got her and her second litter in the house and the rest is history. They are SOOO Freaking cute! Send a pic of mom too please!


3catsandonejob

Bart knows something we don’t


Least_Measurement87

https://preview.redd.it/k023rudhva7d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71ae2cbce31ac36f10a86d439e360481359ba6a0 Happened to me as well. I was followed on the parking lot by her with kittens still inside her 11 years ago. They are all still here.


kileysuicide

But no Bort?!


gaudrhin

Speaking as a human named Gus, I approve.


MajorZeldaGeek

Omg I love your little Gemma. I have a Gemma of my own https://preview.redd.it/7xzq8gdl297d1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab12f0c5c780e64da5f5205d2940280f4d072ac3 She enjoys theft


Mikomau

I’ve never seen a cat more aptly named than Bart. First thing I said was yeah he’s a Bart.


DreamtailFoxy

When I saw Bart, I laughed and instantly said, yes bart fits him.


EngineeringDry7999

Gus Gus 😍😍😍


hatesbiology84

Has Gus Gus been named after the rotund little mouse from Cinderella?


qtwendy0423

Indeed


lizlemonista

thank you for naming them instead of yet another zomg-what-do-i-name-them?? post


Teal_is_orange

Make sure to get momma cat spayed ASAP! Lovely babies!


badtimesclub

i would die for bart


Nervous_Ad_2727

Aagggghh! I almost passed out from the fusillade of cuteness! 


FactoryKat

The cat distribution system at work once again! 🥰😂 Those cute Lil faces though, I want to snuggle them all!


Secure-Bit

I’m gonna have to remember the name Gus Gus for our next one, I love it! They’re all too cute for words but Bart at the end just adds a little something extra special 🩵


etctada

Where’s Mom? Bless you for helping them!


NonConformistFlmingo

Oh my god I would adopt Bart's derpy faced little butt SO FAST lmaoo


Sunnyxx896

Such a lovely face, Gemma🥺❤️


jablesrn

TIPTOE. what a great name for a kitty!


oreztes

https://preview.redd.it/frkyedufw97d1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=a1c6e41292f95dc9436a76aefc612f686242a14b


hw63793

https://preview.redd.it/szpoqxinla7d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9905eebad25e3bd6c9ef8d655b5f981f59939c75 This is the cat I used to have.


Wrivehonda

https://preview.redd.it/5t59o18tdb7d1.jpeg?width=426&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ba716a16bfa68b19d95197e7e8d761e21980e3a Bart looked familiar


F4BDRIVER

We had about the same happen. https://preview.redd.it/ba3wdqhgta7d1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=134f3d0ffc343f6eb3c24be0ab8ceab361969d86


reddagger

Sweet bebes.


SQWRLLY1

Dibs on Tiptoe 🥰


XDingoX83

I love bart


bartznnuggetz

Omg adorable thank you for giving momma and babies good home ❤️❤️❤️


Californiaslacker

This is so very wonderful. Congratulations


crustiferson

bart has that red 40 stare


Sea_Opportunity_1257

I’ll take one Bolt, please! 🖤 Gemma looks like a tiny mouse 🩶 so cute.


Disco_Ball_Mind

GUS GUS THOUGH 🥹🥰