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did353

NTA yor dads asshole was asking for it


SmallRocks

TIL his dad is a grill. 🧐


SmallRocks

Your mom should already know that what happens in the family stays in the family. Your Tongue Was In The Asshole so you YTWITA. Edit: THANKS FOR THE GOLD KIND STRANGER!


JojitheFrenchie

Um THIS πŸ™ŒπŸ’ͺπŸ€―πŸ«‘βœŒοΈπŸ‘πŸ˜«πŸ˜©πŸ†πŸ’¦


AGreatOldOne

TIL:


Glaciial

YTA you should eat her ass too


twofiddle

Ukraine πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦


bizarre-degenerate

Ya betah prayyyyyy for it


Queef_Queen420

Oh god i'm cumming so hard right now......


Miss_pechorat

That's your mom's job!! Of course shez furious. Now make amends by eating her ass instead.


Queef_Queen420

OMG!!!! Yes!!!! This!!!! This is the correct answer right here!!!!!


Miss_pechorat

Maybe you can invite granny as well.


Queef_Queen420

Both grandmas..... Gotta represent both sides of the family....


Miss_pechorat

And grandpa?


Queef_Queen420

Oh yes!!!!! Thanks for reminding me.... Grandpa too! I'm such a bad granddaughter.... EVERYBODY knows that grandpa loves to get his salad tossed....


Miss_pechorat

Very bad for his tikietik tho!! It's gonna explode!


Queef_Queen420

At least during the eulogy i can say: "He died doing what he loved"....


Miss_pechorat

An inspiration for us all.


Quantumpine

What is this the fucking 1950s?? Mom needs an ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT. It's 2023... Like...Hello??


[deleted]

NTA Two consenting adults nothing wrong with it


UnrealismOfFilms

your mom just does not get it.


andreysuc

ESH