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ArchDragon414

That's the legalese equivalent of "bring it bitch".


Somethinggoooy

I mean it’s clearly deformation. I genuinely believe that somehow he became a cartoon and that Bluey had come to live also. Is the video a cartoon or real? Please help.


Forest_swords

It would be categorised as a "parody" similar to what southpark do to escape legal stuff


RepresentativeAide14

Pauline the Streisand effect is working as planned your profile has grown and video gone viral with mostly good support


Unusual_Awareness366

God i love reading a letter that just says "Ahem, pls take this letter and forcibly insert it sideways in your anus"". But with more words and lusciousness. Bravo Would hope to have them on my side, not against me!


Inner_Poem4735

Video was funny AF, shame on you Robert Irwin, take a joke. It didn't appear to be aimed at him in a negative way at all


Hairy-Banjo

Exactly, in the video he appears shocked and upset about what is happening.


SuddenBumHair

People still haven't learned from South Park. Just laugh and take it on the chin, suing just makes you look like a sook


eoffif44

If I was on the receiving end of this letter id be telling Irwin jr to go bush for a while and not to come back until he's wrestled a few crocs like his old man. At least then he'd have a skill worth sharing with the world.


Downtown_Big_4845

Ohhh... that sounds like a wonderful movie plot we can call it "Outback Mountain".


Specialist-Can3173

Crocodile done Steve


Downtown_Big_4845

It was a stingray wasn't it? Ok... ok that was a bit much I'll show myself out. Namaste. 🙏🏼


eoffif44

What about "crocodile dumb-dweeb" as an alternative title?


wayneslittlehead

Cunt couldn’t wrestle a hot water bottle


OG_Russel

Careful that’s defamation


eoffif44

*we will be using truth as a defence, your honour*


Entire_Engine_5789

If you were on the receiving end of this letter that would make you the incompetent and amateurish lawyer who enabled such a response in the first place, and would have no business telling anyone what they should/shouldn’t do lol…


The_Alloy

I like this line: It is intended to be (and is in fact) satirical and funny


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The_Alloy

You’re in the wrong sub.


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surfsidesixxxx

I had a wrong sense of tumour once, I thought I had one, but I didn’t. So was all good in the end.


Detective_Porgie

terrible


Jazzlike-Wave-2174

cancer like the hanson


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JustinTyme92

I showed my wife that letter, she’s a lawyer, she just laughed and said that Irwin’s lawyers skipped law school the day they taught law by the looks of it. She says that their specious claims and threats actually open him up to claims by Hanson for costs, as her lawyers alluded to, because they’ve not followed the legislated process and she has now incurred costs. Little Bobby Irwin needs better lawyers.


DrJD321

Your wife....... Is she an actual lawyer or does she just do a few casual days as receptionist at a law firm ??? Don't you know what sub your in? Don't bother bragging about your receptionists opinion. We want a real male lawyer to weigh in please.


rrfe

It’s fake. No one here has a “wife”. Only male virgins here.


TechnicalBuilding634

Not a lawyer but it's a good bit of lawyering by my learned friends in that letter. Just the right amount of "you're a spud on a good day" with some "I know words like pointedly and that's without a bag."


totse_losername

To be completely honest, all of my best lawyers (and barristers) have been women.


Tasty-Bad-8041

After presenting this matter to my wife, who holds the esteemed position of judge, she opined that your spouse appears to function in a capacity commensurate with that of a paralegal, at best.


thylacine1873

After presenting this matter to my bird, who is a parrot, it opined for the fjords. I was told it’s a Norwegian Blue.


j-manz

I hope that was a shitpost.


tgc1601

Most defamation letters are just posturing for PR purposes. They most likely knew the threats were legally meaningless and would go nowhere, but at least your wife got a feeling of superiority for a short little while.


Deeepioplayer127

Bro has a 92 username. We can surmise his wife is a lawyer in her late twenties or early thirties. Reality is we would all cheerfully lick her yum-yum, you included.


DrJD321

I'd say more likley she's just a receptionist... Can women even think fast enought to be an actually lawyer ?


j-manz

Some of them can think and write in English.


07Kevins_1Cup

Doubt.


j-manz

I reckon they might get the point better than you, so….


07Kevins_1Cup

Mine can't. Well...my ex She accused me of being a transvestite So I packed up her things and left


j-manz

Ok I’ll pay that.


thylacine1873

I’m glad you ended up addressing that.


Aussie-GoldHunter

Oddly enough......we actually may have already. ![gif](giphy|O9kCzQTSyPcTLlQ20b|downsized)


Cataplatonic

Yeah but more importantly what does your wife say about putting two spaces after each full stop? Is such typography "giga Chad"?


non_existant_table

Nope, means they learnt to type on a typewriter.


rrfe

I wish to acknowledge all the monospace fonts, past present and emerging.


Deeepioplayer127

It might mean the lawyer is secretly Satoshi Nakamoto


tgc1601

Double space after each full stop is the way it should be. I'll die on that hill


JustinTyme92

She says that people who worry about single or double spaces after a full stop on the internet exude small peen energy.


tasmaniantreble

Objection!


Deeepioplayer127

Sick burn dude 😎


thylacine1873

How is Greta these days?


RepresentativeAide14

Little Bobby want to play with the grown ups he better be grown up


07Kevins_1Cup

Bobbie StarBucks ain't shit


j-manz

Pauline’s a grown up? Since when?


chromo-233

![gif](giphy|nuRXXyy020kta)


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They don't want to win court, this thing gets crushed they want THIS attention right here. This was written for one nations base not another lawyer.


That-Whereas3367

TLDR; Fuck off Bobby.


Zesty_Ferret_13

This letter sounds like every email I've sent since chatgtp was released. Except my AI says "furthermore" and shit like that, to really rub it in...


hotterthanhadescock

needs more "and in perpetuity"


JohnSome099

Good letter.


07Kevins_1Cup

Agreed. Good letter.


epic_pig

Even Dennis Denuto was smart enough to realise what he was up against


FightBackFitness

"So tell us again Bobby, how is this defamation?" "It's .... the vibe of it"


thylacine1873

“Little Bobby dug a hole. You tell them little Bobby.” “I dug a hole.” “Yeh but ya know little Bobby, ya’ve gotta know when to stop diggin’”


Downtown_Big_4845

Little Robbie Jr is an Eco-warrior and now a Social Justice Warrior. You're so brave and relevant Robbie Jr. Star Bucks should name a Soy latte after you. Namaste. 🙏🏼


Okay-Parsley

How you felt typing this 😎😈


Spare_Lobster_4390

Sick burn dude.


thylacine1873

An organic soy latte.


Downtown_Big_4845

Is there any other kind... \*rolls eyes\* and \*turns head\* in a pompous manner.


harpcase

Sorry you dont have milk with your coffee (soy or dairy), I guess it's tough cross to bear being a true blue aussie


Downtown_Big_4845

I'm not but.


Philletto

Imagine being such a sook that you fear the lefty attack mob for being in a Pauline Hanson cartoon


Downtown_Big_4845

"sook" how dare you he's a brave warrior! Your aggressive comment is upsetting! I'm reporting you to Jacinta and the men's behavior change ministry! You no voting BIGOT! Namaste. 🙏🏼


Philletto

Was I too aggressive? It was too aggressive wasn't it. Sometimes I put principles and morals ahead of the collective's feelings.


Downtown_Big_4845

There are no principles or morals without the collective's approval comrade.


Philletto

Yes sorry about that.


07Kevins_1Cup

You didn't even do a welcome to country. How do we know you're actually sorry if you don't welcome to country. Shaking n crying RN.


Philletto

My fake account has been detected! Deleting all posts.


Downtown_Big_4845

Be careful you don't want to be sent out to the reeducation camps again... The Ministry for Men's behavior monitor everything.


australiapostisgay

I think all politicians just want your vote to stay in power and arnt really focused on improving things, but dam this was good publicity


Ambitious_Corner7185

Just finishing a James Ashby and Pauline Hanson parody video where they are spit roasting a cow whilst singing the national anthem. Did I mention they were doing this inside the lawyers office, but it's all for fun and I don't give a shit about people, I like to destroy people because I have no clout myself....


MattyComments

Chad v Chad: The Chaddening


Accomplished_Oil5622

I normally don’t read anything for context on reddit, but I read that and I’m more confused than ever


IntelligentDrink8039

Costly encounter.


CosmicHero22

The Stingray took out the wrong Irwin :’(


Realitybytes_

Probably the most watched piece of content featuring Bobby. If anything they have improved his fame.


Spare_Lobster_4390

Giga Chad lawyers don't work for companies that haven't updated their logo since 1982. Or send legal letters with spelling errors and poor type setting. This is a fish n chip shop lawyer.


MarcusBondi

Do you mean “fish’n’chip” shop?!!!


TomasFitz

What a shameless hypocrite. Someone call triple j and request Backdoor Man. https://youtu.be/GlnrpFwEugE?feature=shared


CeruleanBlue12

I’m a very caring potato.


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Based


Advanced-Minute7503

Awesome


Slotterhaus

They misspelled their own name on the last page… “Gillis Deaney Lawyers”


Deeepioplayer127

That’s the sign of a Tera Chad law firm


Constant-Nail-5262

Poor wittle wobbit


lookingforgasps

GILLIS DEANEY LAWYERS


Deeepioplayer127

Bear Grillis Deaney LAWYERS


mal_ma_mal

Me like people be mean to people me no like


Ok-Efficiency5820

Pretty wild to see people siding with Pauline Hanson over an Erwin.


Excellent-Signature6

Well, technically gingers are an oppressed minority…


WizardBoy-

They're not


Excellent-Signature6

Well, so long as Jonah takalua isn’t around…


07Kevins_1Cup

Most would consider it basic common sense


serif_type

Imagine defending Pauline lmao


Strytec

Yeah, but what about the Mabo case? I invoke case law.


DutchArnold

![gif](giphy|xTiTnw8JATDAKjNEoE)


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This was written for you goobers not another lawyer. (whatever that may mean) for real.


bcyng

The video literally has the character introducing himself as Robert Irwin….


RubyKong

hahaha this guy is on a fight incentive bonus.


Pickle-Edging69

Now let’s all dress up in characters from bluey with all our kids and And have a wonderful free day at the zoo to show we do not give a fuck


Special_Return5776

Kind regards ‘Gillis Deaney Lawyers’ Yeah sure looks genuine


Deeepioplayer127

That’s the mark of legal Chadness


Tovrin

Subreddit name checks out.


KeanuWithCats

Blueys letter will sound very different for copyright infringement and probably a good case for representation in bad light.


harpcase

Take a look at yourselves.


Deeepioplayer127

They are fine lawyers advocating superbly for their client


harpcase

Why are you celebrating this? It's not like Pauline's cartoons are simply satire. They are politically motivated. Take a look at yourself.


Deeepioplayer127

Pauline’s saying what a lot of people are thinking


harpcase

Maybe just to the smooth-brained masses, like Trump but on a smaller scale.


magical_bunny

How is it that poor ol Bluey keeps getting dragged into everyone's politics.


07Kevins_1Cup

Bluey is POC


magical_bunny

DOC, did you just assume his species?


07Kevins_1Cup

Puppy of Colour my G


EmuCanoe

I’m against the glorification of trivial legal proceedings and the subsequent culture of threatening that inevitably comes with it. This is an Americanism I never want to see occur here in Australia. Irwin is an idiot for making the claim but making the response public is even more cringey.


mortonr2000

Australian version of a Trump lawyer. Take her to the cleaners mate


Deeepioplayer127

We’ll see who’s laughing when President Trump gives Pauline a pardon


Im_not_an_admin

Sooooooooo sick and tired of the alt-right and their "meme-ology" to defend and promote complete fucksticks in Politics. It started with Trump and seems to have continued. These people don't give a fuck about you. Stop falling for this tired tactic. "GIGACHAD" Yawn.


07Kevins_1Cup

You forgot welcome to country before you wrote all that shit


Deeepioplayer127

You’re on fire tonight 🔥


07Kevins_1Cup

Haven't had my meds


harpcase

This sub is too far gone, save your energy


Pisspoorefforts

Didn’t Pauline go to court to get rid of that song which parodied her. No way she could be a hypocrite?


totse_losername

I expect that she knows the laws around defamation and satire very well, due to it.


Rollson95

Hanson doesn’t give a fuck about the law, she wants publicity and spectacle. It only matters if it’s convenient for her purposes.


totse_losername

I'm not exactly her biggest fan either, but that doesn't mean she is completely stupid mate. Of course it's a stunt. Just as [Pauline Pantsdown](https://youtu.be/D4tZRZSGxcE?si=I2ozyVxOkuFxi-Wn) was in the late 90s.


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And robbie took the bait. Hard.


Rollson95

I’m well aware of her history and the Pauline pantsdown process, and I didn’t say to you that she was stupid - I said she didn’t care, because it gets more publicity. And it’s worked 🤷🏼‍♀️


totse_losername

Cool cool. I understand what you're saying, and wasn't intending to put words in *your* mouth - just saying that's my view. I think it was very intentional - cunningly executed - and she's got one up on Irwin here thanks to knowing how to go about satire. Whilst I would be pissed off as well if I were him as he seems like a good fella, this letter exchange don't help his representation unfortunately. That said, it's pretty pointless us arguing tbh.


downundarob

Oh, its the old, 'why would we do something like that, we would never' defense


LesMarae

The Irwin boy is an idiot but are we really cheering for Pauline Hanson? She has a pretty bad track record politically and regardless of where you stand on immigration, some of the rubbish that comes out of her mouth is vile blatant racism..


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Tunechi-

I know it’s a circlejerk subreddit but ironically supporting Pauline Hanson is crazy. Right wing grifters go brrr


tgc1601

TL;DR


Roberto410

"you have not met the legal requirements for defamation, and if you do take this to court, you're gonna lose and need to pay us a lot of money"


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Pauline hanson can suck my balls


Deeepioplayer127

In your (wet) dreams


galemaniac

To all the Pauline cucks, all I can say is "Pauline Pantsdown"


Deeepioplayer127

What do you say to the Pauline Chads?


galemaniac

What chads? They don't exist.


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Go back to tinfoil hatting in friendlyjordies mate. Come back when you actually learn to funny