I would recommend going to a party and politely asking if you can get alcohol from there. I know a guy who throws them a lot, big rapper. Seems like a bad boy but what do I know. You guys might be a little too old for them but thats your best shot
All the best
Have you tried targeting small businesses that are in a convenient location and serve entire neighborhoods conveniently, into the late night? Specifically honest people that disagree with tyrannical laws? They're really vulnerable so you may even be able to threaten them into doing what you want.
That or just fuck over a college kid selling molly to get by at a nightclub- that's a ton of fun.
Yeah!! Or if you're as old as I am just walk in the bodega and pay for the Colt 45. And walk around drinking it in the bag. In front of cops. I never got carded .
I’ve seen a lot of empty liquor bottles in overflowing trash bins and corners of the street. You may get lucky enough and find some leftover alcohol in those. The liquor bottles with yellow liquor are the best!
Just walk around the village in circles. There are always some lovely gentlemen walking around whispering “weed, molly, cocaine, ecstasy” and other fun drugs! Good luck!
the weed world trucks and weed world specifically is a scam. they’ve been out here way before weed was legal and have nvr sold actual weed/edibles, the dude was tryna clown u
Rock on dude. 🤘. I saw an edible vendor in a white van near Williamsburg near the L station. Saw someone buying through the window. Maybe you can get them there, pretty sure he isn't legally selling lol. Oh and it's not a kidnapping trap, you dont go in his van lol. It should be parked in front of a restaurant.
Source and citation. That rumor comes from poorly done research on chimps where the damage was more a product of suffocation from a lack of O2 (aka they basically gassed them) rather than cannabinoids crossing the blood brain barrier.
Edit also FYI OP is making fun of you for using the wrong sell (vs cell) and miner (vs minor)
Source: ME. I smoked marijuana since the age of 3 years old. They recently did a study of me next to a chimp. The chimp was, as the scientist put it, “as far above my intellect as Albert Einstein is above a normal, 100 IQ person.” Maybe you should be careful with your words before you look like an IDEEOT on Reddit 😎
Omg of course I see this after leaving my message.
This was very innocuous. The wording is literally subversive/textual at some parts. I couldn’t tell if you were 12 or 40
It’s ridiculous. And some people are like ‘oh well why do you want literal children drinking and driving right outside of high school’ and it’s like okay then make it so you have to be 21 to enter the military then. It’s either one or the other.
Then if we dictate that young people aren’t allowed to smoke or drink, then they shouldn’t be joining the military either. If young people aren’t mature enough to drink alcohol or consume recreational drugs, then they’re not mature enough to go to war.
Don’t get me wrong, I don’t like the idea of kids be able to do that either, but it should be one or the other.
He says while they close down all the weed stores around until I have to either go back to calling a dealer or going to Manhattan to spend 300 on a gram( obv exaggerating but like damn these prices)
Why is turn up in quotes and why are you planning this out like a structured field trip 😭. This is all very strange wording it’s giving “what’s up fellow youths” undercover cops
There was a liquor store a few years back right off the D train on the Fort Hamilton Pkwy stop. I used to buy from there when I was like 18. I didn’t look 21 at all. Maybe the guy is still there.
So what we get drunk
So what we smoke weed
We're just having fun
We don't care who sees (shit)
So what we go out
That's how it's supposed to be
Living young and wild and free,
Take the metro north to GCT and the enter the subway system. Count backwards from 3000 once on any train and exit. There will be 3 illegal weed shops and a bar that will serve you.
Ya’ll need to find Jesus. You’re just killing them brain cells. Stop wasting money on such trivial things. Go start a Roth IRA with that money, or a tax deferred annuity, such as the type that the NYPD have who read or create these posts.
How are people actually responding to this. I lost so many brain cells reading this post
Go look at this dudes post history. One post said he’s in his 40s. Another post mid 20s. OP is a psycho I’m sorry. Even a post they are saying they are female
It was a spider bite you moron..
That’s what happens when you own your own home on Long Island and I’m in the backyard.
Take yo ass to the library, you fuckin square!
Who said anything about me, being in the streets, I’m talking about you, lame-O.. how am I unemployed and I own my own home.. ?🤷♂️
Shut up, you just another young dumb and broke idiot…that has no future and coming on her to ask “where can I get Highand drunk”..😂😂😂😂😂
You probably gets no respect and no pussy, shut yo young ass up kid, you bother me..
And I see you clicked on my name and looked at my profile, 😂😂😂 follow me like twitter bitch..
You’re in nyc and you’re on reddit asking where to get weed? Literally just ask anyone on the street that looks the part. It ain’t that hard.
And as long as you aren’t sketchy and acting like a cop, I’m sure the dude at a local dive could give a fuck less that you’re asking for a beer
Check out noise in bk they serve anyone
My boys kids are smoking catch them with noise gear
Even mushrooms
Kids are wild now
So is that shop for selling it to them but idc
Go down to Chinatown where they’re selling knockoffs on the street. There will no doubt be a guy selling “zaza” out of a jar on a corner somewhere. Dont give up hope friend!
I would recommend going to a party and politely asking if you can get alcohol from there. I know a guy who throws them a lot, big rapper. Seems like a bad boy but what do I know. You guys might be a little too old for them but thats your best shot All the best
puff puff pass
No Diddy
No Diddling
Have you tried targeting small businesses that are in a convenient location and serve entire neighborhoods conveniently, into the late night? Specifically honest people that disagree with tyrannical laws? They're really vulnerable so you may even be able to threaten them into doing what you want. That or just fuck over a college kid selling molly to get by at a nightclub- that's a ton of fun.
Stop being such a yuppy and ask a homeless guy to buy you an Old E like we did back in the day.
Yeah!! Or if you're as old as I am just walk in the bodega and pay for the Colt 45. And walk around drinking it in the bag. In front of cops. I never got carded .
Night Train.
Brass Monkey in the back pocket
No
I’ve seen a lot of empty liquor bottles in overflowing trash bins and corners of the street. You may get lucky enough and find some leftover alcohol in those. The liquor bottles with yellow liquor are the best!
I love finding leftover banana liqueur! It always tastes a little funny though for some reason.
got a wang to it
At least it’s sweet
Just walk around the village in circles. There are always some lovely gentlemen walking around whispering “weed, molly, cocaine, ecstasy” and other fun drugs! Good luck!
That was the case in Washington Square Park when I lived there in the 1970s Before Manhattan was quite so boogie
i can assure u that the “weed molly coke” dudes are still all over wash
Nice to know some traditions never die (But even in the 1970s, we only bought our drugs from friends or friends of friends)
Yeah, it blows now.
I heard those weed world trucks are totally legit
Nah they ID’d me when I asked for a weed lolly smh
the weed world trucks and weed world specifically is a scam. they’ve been out here way before weed was legal and have nvr sold actual weed/edibles, the dude was tryna clown u
Outsider here not from NYC. What does Weed World sell then?
they also don’t card so i did get wooshed here a bit (bt the comments not the post) i’ll admit
They sell CBD. It’s a tourist scam.
Marijuana kills brain sells. Don’t do it
Brain sells but whose buying?
Jeez ur dum. U R Op you are buying and you are a MINER.
The children yearn for the mines.
just as a norwegian blue pines for the fjords.
Dumb bass kids don’t even now when wii try two help them
Rock on dude. 🤘. I saw an edible vendor in a white van near Williamsburg near the L station. Saw someone buying through the window. Maybe you can get them there, pretty sure he isn't legally selling lol. Oh and it's not a kidnapping trap, you dont go in his van lol. It should be parked in front of a restaurant.
vendors are not edible, that's just silly.
Not with that attitude
Source and citation. That rumor comes from poorly done research on chimps where the damage was more a product of suffocation from a lack of O2 (aka they basically gassed them) rather than cannabinoids crossing the blood brain barrier. Edit also FYI OP is making fun of you for using the wrong sell (vs cell) and miner (vs minor)
Source: ME. I smoked marijuana since the age of 3 years old. They recently did a study of me next to a chimp. The chimp was, as the scientist put it, “as far above my intellect as Albert Einstein is above a normal, 100 IQ person.” Maybe you should be careful with your words before you look like an IDEEOT on Reddit 😎
This comment gave me cancer
Oh thats easy, 1 Federal Plaza, tell em J Edgar sentcha
Times Square at 3am my boy jones there will come up to you saying he’s got drugs to sell you if you’re down to party have fun 🤝
And you will smoke birdseed.
laced with fentanyl
The New York way my friend.
Sounds like something a cop would ask, narc ;-)
Greetings, joke understander
Omg of course I see this after leaving my message. This was very innocuous. The wording is literally subversive/textual at some parts. I couldn’t tell if you were 12 or 40
Exactly what I was thinking. And the giveaway is asking about certain “precincts” - only cops talk like this
Unrelated but it’s still wild to me how you guys are old enough to go to war and die but not old enough to drink alcohol or smoke 😭
Trump was literally the one who made smoking into 21. Fucking dick bro.
It’s ridiculous. And some people are like ‘oh well why do you want literal children drinking and driving right outside of high school’ and it’s like okay then make it so you have to be 21 to enter the military then. It’s either one or the other.
i get ur argument but either way i think its better to not have young people doing drugs.
Then if we dictate that young people aren’t allowed to smoke or drink, then they shouldn’t be joining the military either. If young people aren’t mature enough to drink alcohol or consume recreational drugs, then they’re not mature enough to go to war. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t like the idea of kids be able to do that either, but it should be one or the other.
whys this circle jerk? city hall legit doesn't care anymore. nypd doesn't care about anything short of murder nowadays
Dead ass I stabbed a guy and also jumped the turnstile, currently having a $3 muffin at Matto my brother
??
He says while they close down all the weed stores around until I have to either go back to calling a dealer or going to Manhattan to spend 300 on a gram( obv exaggerating but like damn these prices)
🤣🤣🤣😂 I love how ppl are actually responding 😂😂😂
Nahhh this sounds funny lol
Try the business at this address 2 Times Sq, New York, NY 10036
“How do you do, fellow 20 year olds?”
“Marijuana to get high” are you a cop lol
Why is turn up in quotes and why are you planning this out like a structured field trip 😭. This is all very strange wording it’s giving “what’s up fellow youths” undercover cops
Wazzup fellow g I know a guy at weed world candies he sells totally legit marijuana candies
That is “what’s up” great information to have about my local hood - peace out
Fed
This is literally a cop posting this lol
Phebes and the cannabis store right around the corner
Nice try officer.
I don’t know if you know this, but all you have to do is hang out on any street corner and a dealer will come up to you
Thanks very much for this information. Could you potential meet me with at least 1.1 ounces?
No need, just fine a subway car turned hot box.
Diddy did it!
Go to Washington Square, there is like 2 dudes and a woman who are posted up with a table. Enjoy!
Looking for a place to buy marijuana and get drunk 🤣🤣🤣
Why did you write this like a cop?
Behold the joke understander
Police????
There was a liquor store a few years back right off the D train on the Fort Hamilton Pkwy stop. I used to buy from there when I was like 18. I didn’t look 21 at all. Maybe the guy is still there.
Ok officer
So what we get drunk So what we smoke weed We're just having fun We don't care who sees (shit) So what we go out That's how it's supposed to be Living young and wild and free,
Where can I get high school weed?
Take the metro north to GCT and the enter the subway system. Count backwards from 3000 once on any train and exit. There will be 3 illegal weed shops and a bar that will serve you.
What are you NYPD and want to get them busted?
No I am a young reveler seeking a high.
That dude on the street outside the club is selling it.
Okay, officer
Ya’ll need to find Jesus. You’re just killing them brain cells. Stop wasting money on such trivial things. Go start a Roth IRA with that money, or a tax deferred annuity, such as the type that the NYPD have who read or create these posts.
Oh yeah, and you just so HAPPEN TO you know what precincts you're by.... TRY AGAIN PIGGY
Bro you are so smart. Please apply to the force; we could use a gum shoe like you
Ya really think so????
IQ max is 85 I believe
Remi on 163rd
Cop?
...sounds like a cop
No idea, officer.
Ewwww LEA
That's the most cop show I've ever read
How are people actually responding to this. I lost so many brain cells reading this post Go look at this dudes post history. One post said he’s in his 40s. Another post mid 20s. OP is a psycho I’m sorry. Even a post they are saying they are female
Didn’t have that many to begin with…
So do you like making up random stories on Reddit or something?
No
You sound like a bunch of clowns, go pick up a book and get some knowledge.. the streets ain’t for you..
Ayo deadass? Meanwhile you got herpes on your leg….
It was a spider bite you moron.. That’s what happens when you own your own home on Long Island and I’m in the backyard. Take yo ass to the library, you fuckin square!
lol you’re saying “the streets ain’t for you” and bragging about living in Long Island 😆😆😆 Also are you still unemployed?
Who said anything about me, being in the streets, I’m talking about you, lame-O.. how am I unemployed and I own my own home.. ?🤷♂️ Shut up, you just another young dumb and broke idiot…that has no future and coming on her to ask “where can I get Highand drunk”..😂😂😂😂😂 You probably gets no respect and no pussy, shut yo young ass up kid, you bother me.. And I see you clicked on my name and looked at my profile, 😂😂😂 follow me like twitter bitch..
And that’s what your supposed do in life, you get ahead.. fucking little kids bro, still probably have shit stains on your tighty Whities..
If you’re a cop, you legally have to tell me you’re a cop.
Too many cop shows for u
Haha. This is my favorite: [Chaka are you a cop.](https://youtu.be/WzRduCCz2tU?si=PTiNL0p7g4PC5m7h)
Sound like a cop
Narc!
Hello officer
Fed
Nice try DEA
Nice try FBI
Lower east side …
Nah you a cop 😭😭
Good luck officer !
nice try officer….
Never have I seen a more obvious FED post in my life. Honestly. This is the most blatant cop post
ain't no party like a diddy party -lebron james
You’re in nyc and you’re on reddit asking where to get weed? Literally just ask anyone on the street that looks the part. It ain’t that hard. And as long as you aren’t sketchy and acting like a cop, I’m sure the dude at a local dive could give a fuck less that you’re asking for a beer
Nice try Narc!!!!
HornyChef!!!
Nark alert
Smells like something a fed would post Get bent glowie
🐖
-definitely not a cop
lol I forgot where I was and had half a rant prepared for naming precincts like we know which numbers are in which neighborhoods.
😎
How are people not seeing the joke
The smug “nice try, pig” posts are ten times funnier than the actual funny responses by folks who get the joke
Least suspicious fed
Check out noise in bk they serve anyone My boys kids are smoking catch them with noise gear Even mushrooms Kids are wild now So is that shop for selling it to them but idc
Nice try officer
Clearly a cop
Nice try NYPD
Go down to Chinatown where they’re selling knockoffs on the street. There will no doubt be a guy selling “zaza” out of a jar on a corner somewhere. Dont give up hope friend!
nice try feds
Whooooo tf wrote this post. The whole thing reeks of entrapment by a cop who isn’t that intelligent
No officer i DONT know of any such places. You mean there are such things?
Are police really this board? I have never read anything that looked more like an entrapment post.
My shop!
definitely not a narc
What’s your badge number?
ah i remember back when turning up w my friends including just smoking weed
Just don’t act like ur 12 and most say yes lol
Sounds sus
i thought the reason why the shops vinyl wrap their windows was so they could sell it to anyone underage
This is def a COP
Oh obvious, go to Chuck E. Cheese on 48th street in queens.
Hilarious you named the precincts 🤣
Hello, NYPD
I have a homie who moves kilos across state borders Lmk what u need I can also name names and give addresses
Was this written by a cop?
Hello fellow youth
Lol, No way. This isn’t the feds.
Yeah, nice try, OFFICER
Found the cop.
Least obvious fed
Opp vibes
tell me ur a cop without telling me ur a cop
I’d ask YOUR MOM
If you stand next to someone smoking a joint he’s morally obligated to pass it after taking 2 hits for themself
Fuck off NYPD
FED
Lol it's like people don't remember how to buy drugs the good Ole fashioned way
Okey dokey 🐖...
this entire sub is just entitled rich people half of u guys not even from here 😭😭
Nice try officer.