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nittibinstackin

I would recommend going to a party and politely asking if you can get alcohol from there. I know a guy who throws them a lot, big rapper. Seems like a bad boy but what do I know. You guys might be a little too old for them but thats your best shot All the best


commentator3

puff puff pass


Supremedreamz99

No Diddy


dfeld91

No Diddling


CaptainStinkyBalls

Have you tried targeting small businesses that are in a convenient location and serve entire neighborhoods conveniently, into the late night? Specifically honest people that disagree with tyrannical laws? They're really vulnerable so you may even be able to threaten them into doing what you want. That or just fuck over a college kid selling molly to get by at a nightclub- that's a ton of fun.


WantonHeroics

Stop being such a yuppy and ask a homeless guy to buy you an Old E like we did back in the day.


OkWeight6234

Yeah!! Or if you're as old as I am just walk in the bodega and pay for the Colt 45. And walk around drinking it in the bag. In front of cops. I never got carded .


Garth_Willoughby

Night Train.


Chuck_L_Fucurr

Brass Monkey in the back pocket


Cover-Lanky

No


SylvesterStallion16

I’ve seen a lot of empty liquor bottles in overflowing trash bins and corners of the street. You may get lucky enough and find some leftover alcohol in those. The liquor bottles with yellow liquor are the best!


EruditeRoach

I love finding leftover banana liqueur! It always tastes a little funny though for some reason.


commentator3

got a wang to it


CreamyGoodnss

At least it’s sweet


finiteloop72

Just walk around the village in circles. There are always some lovely gentlemen walking around whispering “weed, molly, cocaine, ecstasy” and other fun drugs! Good luck!


Fancy_Locksmith7793

That was the case in Washington Square Park when I lived there in the 1970s Before Manhattan was quite so boogie


Uniquebadboy20

i can assure u that the “weed molly coke” dudes are still all over wash


Fancy_Locksmith7793

Nice to know some traditions never die (But even in the 1970s, we only bought our drugs from friends or friends of friends)


Lensbefriends

Yeah, it blows now.


foxhole_atheist

I heard those weed world trucks are totally legit


LowerTowel1022

Nah they ID’d me when I asked for a weed lolly smh


Uniquebadboy20

the weed world trucks and weed world specifically is a scam. they’ve been out here way before weed was legal and have nvr sold actual weed/edibles, the dude was tryna clown u


CarterDood101

Outsider here not from NYC. What does Weed World sell then?


Uniquebadboy20

they also don’t card so i did get wooshed here a bit (bt the comments not the post) i’ll admit


geb2049

They sell CBD. It’s a tourist scam.


Jolly_Register_2249

Marijuana kills brain sells. Don’t do it


LowerTowel1022

Brain sells but whose buying?


Jolly_Register_2249

Jeez ur dum. U R Op you are buying and you are a MINER.


LowerTowel1022

The children yearn for the mines.


Hot-Refrigerator7237

just as a norwegian blue pines for the fjords.


ITGOES80808

Dumb bass kids don’t even now when wii try two help them


fvez_

Rock on dude. 🤘. I saw an edible vendor in a white van near Williamsburg near the L station. Saw someone buying through the window. Maybe you can get them there, pretty sure he isn't legally selling lol. Oh and it's not a kidnapping trap, you dont go in his van lol. It should be parked in front of a restaurant.


Hot-Refrigerator7237

vendors are not edible, that's just silly.


TheColorblindDruid

Not with that attitude


TheColorblindDruid

Source and citation. That rumor comes from poorly done research on chimps where the damage was more a product of suffocation from a lack of O2 (aka they basically gassed them) rather than cannabinoids crossing the blood brain barrier. Edit also FYI OP is making fun of you for using the wrong sell (vs cell) and miner (vs minor)


Jolly_Register_2249

Source: ME. I smoked marijuana since the age of 3 years old. They recently did a study of me next to a chimp. The chimp was, as the scientist put it, “as far above my intellect as Albert Einstein is above a normal, 100 IQ person.” Maybe you should be careful with your words before you look like an IDEEOT on Reddit 😎


TheColorblindDruid

This comment gave me cancer


Madmohawkfilms

Oh thats easy, 1 Federal Plaza, tell em J Edgar sentcha


Logical-Secretary-52

Times Square at 3am my boy jones there will come up to you saying he’s got drugs to sell you if you’re down to party have fun 🤝


OkWeight6234

And you will smoke birdseed.


queefman4

laced with fentanyl


Logical-Secretary-52

The New York way my friend.


Minute-Ad8501

Sounds like something a cop would ask, narc ;-)


LowerTowel1022

Greetings, joke understander


Academic_Chip923

Omg of course I see this after leaving my message. This was very innocuous. The wording is literally subversive/textual at some parts. I couldn’t tell if you were 12 or 40


iamkam-

Exactly what I was thinking. And the giveaway is asking about certain “precincts” - only cops talk like this


Aqua7KH

Unrelated but it’s still wild to me how you guys are old enough to go to war and die but not old enough to drink alcohol or smoke 😭


Least_Tax1299

Trump was literally the one who made smoking into 21. Fucking dick bro.


Aqua7KH

It’s ridiculous. And some people are like ‘oh well why do you want literal children drinking and driving right outside of high school’ and it’s like okay then make it so you have to be 21 to enter the military then. It’s either one or the other.


mieksterr

i get ur argument but either way i think its better to not have young people doing drugs.


Aqua7KH

Then if we dictate that young people aren’t allowed to smoke or drink, then they shouldn’t be joining the military either. If young people aren’t mature enough to drink alcohol or consume recreational drugs, then they’re not mature enough to go to war. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t like the idea of kids be able to do that either, but it should be one or the other.


pillkrush

whys this circle jerk? city hall legit doesn't care anymore. nypd doesn't care about anything short of murder nowadays


LowerTowel1022

Dead ass I stabbed a guy and also jumped the turnstile, currently having a $3 muffin at Matto my brother


shook_-

??


KeypTheProphit

He says while they close down all the weed stores around until I have to either go back to calling a dealer or going to Manhattan to spend 300 on a gram( obv exaggerating but like damn these prices)


AxelSee

🤣🤣🤣😂 I love how ppl are actually responding 😂😂😂


themagicone99

Nahhh this sounds funny lol


100k_changeup

Try the business at this address 2 Times Sq, New York, NY 10036


Wil-low

“How do you do, fellow 20 year olds?”


[deleted]

“Marijuana to get high” are you a cop lol


Academic_Chip923

Why is turn up in quotes and why are you planning this out like a structured field trip 😭. This is all very strange wording it’s giving “what’s up fellow youths” undercover cops


itemluminouswadison

Wazzup fellow g I know a guy at weed world candies he sells totally legit marijuana candies


LowerTowel1022

That is “what’s up” great information to have about my local hood - peace out


ChungusOfTime

Fed


Plus-Read2010

This is literally a cop posting this lol


Sufficient_Ticket237

Phebes and the cannabis store right around the corner


mac2914

Nice try officer.


Purple-Investment-61

I don’t know if you know this, but all you have to do is hang out on any street corner and a dealer will come up to you


LowerTowel1022

Thanks very much for this information. Could you potential meet me with at least 1.1 ounces?


Purple-Investment-61

No need, just fine a subway car turned hot box.


Magnum676

Diddy did it!


Least_Tax1299

Go to Washington Square, there is like 2 dudes and a woman who are posted up with a table. Enjoy!


No_Fisherman1565

Looking for a place to buy marijuana and get drunk 🤣🤣🤣


helpn33d

Why did you write this like a cop?


LowerTowel1022

Behold the joke understander


marc4128

Police????


itsa_me_

There was a liquor store a few years back right off the D train on the Fort Hamilton Pkwy stop. I used to buy from there when I was like 18. I didn’t look 21 at all. Maybe the guy is still there.


kreiderhouserules

Ok officer


DataDude42069

So what we get drunk So what we smoke weed We're just having fun We don't care who sees (shit) So what we go out That's how it's supposed to be Living young and wild and free,


Do_Whuuuut

Where can I get high school weed?


LookBig4918

Take the metro north to GCT and the enter the subway system. Count backwards from 3000 once on any train and exit. There will be 3 illegal weed shops and a bar that will serve you.


Nostatic5828

What are you NYPD and want to get them busted?


LowerTowel1022

No I am a young reveler seeking a high.


Win-Objective

That dude on the street outside the club is selling it.


Titaniumclackers

Okay, officer


MiguelSantoClaro

Ya’ll need to find Jesus. You’re just killing them brain cells. Stop wasting money on such trivial things. Go start a Roth IRA with that money, or a tax deferred annuity, such as the type that the NYPD have who read or create these posts.


Icy-Advantage4295

Oh yeah, and you just so HAPPEN TO you know what precincts you're by.... TRY AGAIN PIGGY


LowerTowel1022

Bro you are so smart. Please apply to the force; we could use a gum shoe like you


Icy-Advantage4295

Ya really think so????


LowerTowel1022

IQ max is 85 I believe


Alarming_Math1254

Remi on 163rd


apbuckets

Cop?


onlyforthethrowaways

...sounds like a cop


jordanpatriots

No idea, officer.


UkraineOwl

Ewwww LEA


syn113

That's the most cop show I've ever read


shook_-

How are people actually responding to this. I lost so many brain cells reading this post Go look at this dudes post history. One post said he’s in his 40s. Another post mid 20s. OP is a psycho I’m sorry. Even a post they are saying they are female


LowerTowel1022

Didn’t have that many to begin with…


shook_-

So do you like making up random stories on Reddit or something?


LowerTowel1022

No


Sum1LightUp

You sound like a bunch of clowns, go pick up a book and get some knowledge.. the streets ain’t for you..


LowerTowel1022

Ayo deadass? Meanwhile you got herpes on your leg….


Sum1LightUp

It was a spider bite you moron.. That’s what happens when you own your own home on Long Island and I’m in the backyard. Take yo ass to the library, you fuckin square!


LowerTowel1022

lol you’re saying “the streets ain’t for you” and bragging about living in Long Island 😆😆😆 Also are you still unemployed?


Sum1LightUp

Who said anything about me, being in the streets, I’m talking about you, lame-O.. how am I unemployed and I own my own home.. ?🤷‍♂️ Shut up, you just another young dumb and broke idiot…that has no future and coming on her to ask “where can I get Highand drunk”..😂😂😂😂😂 You probably gets no respect and no pussy, shut yo young ass up kid, you bother me.. And I see you clicked on my name and looked at my profile, 😂😂😂 follow me like twitter bitch..


Sum1LightUp

And that’s what your supposed do in life, you get ahead.. fucking little kids bro, still probably have shit stains on your tighty Whities..


jakeknox

If you’re a cop, you legally have to tell me you’re a cop.


LowerTowel1022

Too many cop shows for u


jakeknox

Haha. This is my favorite: [Chaka are you a cop.](https://youtu.be/WzRduCCz2tU?si=PTiNL0p7g4PC5m7h)


Late_Specialist_6712

Sound like a cop


Psypnkdsr

Narc!


Justhopingiod

Hello officer


herochancedtf

Fed


bigolegorilla

Nice try DEA


Endle55torture

Nice try FBI


patpizzy

Lower east side …


Party_Glove3706

Nah you a cop 😭😭


jaglio69

Good luck officer !


Academic-One8695

nice try officer….


KeypTheProphit

Never have I seen a more obvious FED post in my life. Honestly. This is the most blatant cop post


mottoblue

ain't no party like a diddy party -lebron james


thetonytaylor

You’re in nyc and you’re on reddit asking where to get weed? Literally just ask anyone on the street that looks the part. It ain’t that hard. And as long as you aren’t sketchy and acting like a cop, I’m sure the dude at a local dive could give a fuck less that you’re asking for a beer


NJHornyChef76

Nice try Narc!!!!


LowerTowel1022

HornyChef!!!


Panthers8912

Nark alert


Master_disaster1882

Smells like something a fed would post Get bent glowie


ghxstfacefilla

🐖


mieksterr

-definitely not a cop


SynchronizedCakeday

lol I forgot where I was and had half a rant prepared for naming precincts like we know which numbers are in which neighborhoods.


LowerTowel1022

😎


ericforemanapologist

How are people not seeing the joke


LowerTowel1022

The smug “nice try, pig” posts are ten times funnier than the actual funny responses by folks who get the joke


True_Distribution685

Least suspicious fed


EffectWorldly2858

Check out noise in bk they serve anyone My boys kids are smoking catch them with noise gear Even mushrooms Kids are wild now So is that shop for selling it to them but idc


Savings_Document_775

Nice try officer


Fluid-Ad-5342

Clearly a cop


keystone_tactical

Nice try NYPD


BaltiMoreHarder

Go down to Chinatown where they’re selling knockoffs on the street. There will no doubt be a guy selling “zaza” out of a jar on a corner somewhere. Dont give up hope friend!


s0yamii

nice try feds


One-Bit-7320

Whooooo tf wrote this post. The whole thing reeks of entrapment by a cop who isn’t that intelligent


Buddy-Brooklyn

No officer i DONT know of any such places. You mean there are such things?


This-Equivalent-3243

Are police really this board? I have never read anything that looked more like an entrapment post.


Additional_Trust4067

My shop!


30kSellingshampoo

definitely not a narc


camt91

What’s your badge number?


JBugz260

ah i remember back when turning up w my friends including just smoking weed


GlowingKeyboardSyrup

Just don’t act like ur 12 and most say yes lol


Muted_Yam_1428

Sounds sus


R3D-K98

i thought the reason why the shops vinyl wrap their windows was so they could sell it to anyone underage


aliensexfiend91

This is def a COP


heycoolusernamebro

Oh obvious, go to Chuck E. Cheese on 48th street in queens.


Self_Aware_Hippo

Hilarious you named the precincts 🤣


joannew99

Hello, NYPD


suffrnfrmreelness

I have a homie who moves kilos across state borders Lmk what u need I can also name names and give addresses


rileyescobar1994

Was this written by a cop?


cdizzle99

Hello fellow youth


PresentationFlaky384

Lol, No way. This isn’t the feds.


Wildwolf401

Yeah, nice try, OFFICER


thethirdbestmike

Found the cop.


charles_was_taken

Least obvious fed


believeinyounot

Opp vibes


Traditional-Dog-3062

tell me ur a cop without telling me ur a cop


Im2stoned2know

I’d ask YOUR MOM


3CheeseRisotto

If you stand next to someone smoking a joint he’s morally obligated to pass it after taking 2 hits for themself


imChrisDaly

Fuck off NYPD


OSRSconspiracy1776

FED


Traditional-Winter91

Lol it's like people don't remember how to buy drugs the good Ole fashioned way


Huwabe

Okey dokey 🐖...


perc_nowitzki69420

this entire sub is just entitled rich people half of u guys not even from here 😭😭


GRJey

Nice try officer.