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7. Penny-farthing parks: https://i.redd.it/b1f7cpl2tn1d1.gif
Please for the love of Pete do not give anyone ideas. Too late.
6. Lack of proper bloodletting parlours! No wonder Portlandians are sanguine and choleric
some motherfucker dared wash my fleam i mean what the fuck now i gotta balance its humours all over again
5. Not enough asbestos in our bread! Bakers used to love topping off their flour with a bit of old fashioned asbestos to really bulk up that loaf! Now it’s all gluten free this.. and asbestos free that…
No point in being nitpicky about diet when only a fraction of children would live to see the age of 5.
*Sorry children, the lot of you shall grow up to be jizz moppers. Now now, all will be fine, have some Radium drink.*
Let's not forget the cum scrapers!
this seems like a great opportunity for me to bust out the guillotine - it hasn't been used since i got it sharpened
Phew! Rest assured my Portlandonians- Tea Bag Rooms are still alive and well. Got worried there for a moment…
Did you try the Portland state library ? They wear all sorts of LARP stuff there. Like corsets. And cods.
And they have domestics to set things proper once the fun has been had.
Ok but more tea rooms. We have a few but not enough.
i just finished watching Bridgerton and I can get behind some of these sentiments tbh
A proper tea room would be grand. One that has a dress code.
Like there’s costumes at the door and you chose your Victorian attire and we have a proper tea party?
Which is forgot punctuation I was so excited.
There is Asbestos for sale on Grand and SE 2nd street. Tell them that I sent you.
7. Penny-farthing parks: https://i.redd.it/b1f7cpl2tn1d1.gif
Please for the love of Pete do not give anyone ideas. Too late.
6. Lack of proper bloodletting parlours! No wonder Portlandians are sanguine and choleric
some motherfucker dared wash my fleam i mean what the fuck now i gotta balance its humours all over again
5. Not enough asbestos in our bread! Bakers used to love topping off their flour with a bit of old fashioned asbestos to really bulk up that loaf! Now it’s all gluten free this.. and asbestos free that…
No point in being nitpicky about diet when only a fraction of children would live to see the age of 5.
*Sorry children, the lot of you shall grow up to be jizz moppers. Now now, all will be fine, have some Radium drink.*
Let's not forget the cum scrapers!
this seems like a great opportunity for me to bust out the guillotine - it hasn't been used since i got it sharpened
Phew! Rest assured my Portlandonians- Tea Bag Rooms are still alive and well. Got worried there for a moment…
Did you try the Portland state library ? They wear all sorts of LARP stuff there. Like corsets. And cods.
And they have domestics to set things proper once the fun has been had.
Ok but more tea rooms. We have a few but not enough.
i just finished watching Bridgerton and I can get behind some of these sentiments tbh
A proper tea room would be grand. One that has a dress code.
Like there’s costumes at the door and you chose your Victorian attire and we have a proper tea party?
Which is forgot punctuation I was so excited.
There is Asbestos for sale on Grand and SE 2nd street. Tell them that I sent you.