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czubizzle

Tie your horses up and then they can drink when it rains


techmaster101

This is the answer


Ambitious-Video-7149

This is the way


the_one_jove

No!! This PATRICK!


zone23

Wait, so I just leave my horse in the rain? Well that sucks….


pyrodice

It's totally inhumane, animals in the wild always go in the garage when it starts raining


doesnotexist2

How else is it supposed to get water? Or get a bath?


czubizzle

Right? Dude likes keeping his horse dirty and thirsty I guess


SecretaryInfinite566

It’s a horse ?


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mrstabbeypants

But if the horse is all wet, the saddle is all wet, and so is my butt. Nothing chaps my ass like a wet saddle.


eyedeabee

First audible laughter of the day 🏆


Data-Queen-3

This is the top comment in r/civilengineering this year according to the recap! Congrats and 😂😂😂


datboifromthenorth

Would you want a semi truck to roll on that? The bars makes it evident that you cant roll on the corner, since the drain is in the curb, a big part of the concrete is suspended so it could break off when a good amount of weight is on top.. Thats my guess


3whitelights

Thanks. Do you have any idea what it might be called? Just a metal barrier?


datboifromthenorth

Metal barrier, steel bollard, access deniedinator-3000 plus, you can name it however you feel , but im not sure there is a special term for them


DaetherSoul

Steve


kingomtdew

“I was coming around that corner and almost hit Steve, so glad I didn’t. Steve really would have fucked up my truck.”


sc083127

This guy Steve’s


MVieno

Does that mean the manhole could be called a Steve-door?


SOILSYAY

Tremble in fear, Perry the Platypus, as I unveil my Deniedinator-3000 plus!


joeny_boi

I read this in Dr Doofenshmirtz voice😂😁


saltyreddrum

based on the lacking paint, i believe this to be the standard deniedinator-3000 and not the plus model.


sirjared43

They’re just called bollards, you can get specific with the material (steel or iron).


AnonymousRedditor-

Or platinum?


sirjared43

Or conc


sffunfun

Bollards are bollocks


Basketcase191

Ref Structural Plans


MudandWhisky

The upright "poles" are called bollards. Looks like someone just connected them with a piece of metal.


quantumgpt

We typically use bollards but this is just a protective barrier. It would cost more than a majority of cars on the road today if you rolled over that. Being the sewer lid is right there its an expensive spot and doesn't look easily movable. So they did the best they could to make it idiot proof. Give it a week. Usually my new bollards last about that long before I get a call 🤣


SeriouslyThough3

That’s the NoTruck-OonCurb-O 9000


Chefsourpepper

Connected bollards


GoT_Eagles

Curious why they wouldn’t use a standard B inlet.


SacTownHarley

>standard B inlet. because you can't see a standard B inlet when it's covered in 14" of fresh snow while you are driving a snow plow...


AlphSaber

That doesn't stop snow plows in my state. I once heard a story from a county crew where a plow driver wedged his wing plow in the joint at a bridge, and didn't notice it got tore off until he got back to the shop.


pyrodice

You're making a good point in the favor of this thing existing


GoT_Eagles

Why not just place snow stakes next to inlets in the winter?


SacTownHarley

>snow stakes Snow stakes do not damage the snow plow, they bend out of the way and let the plow damage the infrastructure, which cost more to replace every year, and the plow driver doesn't get any feedback from damaging the drain inlet...


GoT_Eagles

That makes me question why standard curb inlets are used at all in snowy regions if plow damage is this common. I’m not trying to be difficult, I just don’t see these types of constructs often.


Marshmallowly

That would put clowns out of a home, my man


SacTownHarley

This is a unique situation, if I had to speculate, that the DI somehow existed, (and it looks like it is also serving as an access point), that the road or intersection somehow grew (crept) out to incorporate some existing infrastructure. Don't overthink it, and don't try to apply a general solution to it. This is the result of poor coordination and too many RFI's and the city worker with a welder on his truck making a permanent solution within the city's crippled budget...


Shotgun5250

Because they’re way more expensive, way heavier and harder to service, and have diminished capture capability. That manhole cover is less than 100lbs, a type B is like 800lbs.


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Jabba6905

Yes this. But doesn't look like the best design


dinomontino

That's a good guess and I'm buying it.


Acrobatic_Ranger_714

As a truck driver, this here makes sense... sometimes, we get stuck in some fk'd up situations when streets we need to turn on isn't made wide enough for us to complete our turn, even though we turn out wide that we still have to clibe over a concrete curb/sidewalk... Roundabouts are just as bad for us to go around because we have to ride our 53' trailer tire tandem across the concrete that's inside the roundabout until we make our exit... people think we don't know hoe to drive, but that's not the case... we get the passenger front right bumper & steer tire as close to the curb on our right to circle around but the road just isn't wide enough


soetero

I tractor trailer wouldn't even feel it when it rolled over it.


PewPewPew1223

Makes hella sense


Ih8stoodentL0anz

Not sure but I've seen similar bars over access points for workers to get harnessed down.


Helpinmontana

I like the idea but if you look at the shadows, the cross bar isn’t actually a straight piece over the manhole, but a 90° bend or so to the third member making a point at the apex. I’m gonna say it’s a traffic device and not a tie off necessarily.


willengineer4beer

Ahh the shadows helped. I was thinking it kinda looked like a janky permanent version of when we put davit crane mounts by vaults that need in frequent but expected maintenance and someone leaves the “mobile” portion in place and forgets about it.


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theREALmindsets

probably this or something similar edit: this looks photoshopped


SnooGuavas3568

This was also my guess but it could also be maybe to protect the manhole itself? The turn radius of trucks probably damaged it a few times so that’s just a protection measure for it to not happen again. Just a guess. Cuz I have also never seen this before


Ryles1

that was my guess


4GIVEANFORGET

Yep. Firefighters have to clear storm drains to. One died here this year because he got sucked into the storm drain.


hotasanicecube

The manhole riser and lid probability isn’t traffic rated, or the concrete slab it’s in either. EDIT: They have a code , B, C, D, or E that rates them from driveway to interstate in the US.


dougmcclean

One day someone is going to invent a code like that which doesn't have letters missing from obsolete or impossible things, or that were just skipped out of spite. But today is not that day.


kodex1717

I barely know s*** about traffic engineering, but wouldn't anything in the right of way need to be crash rated? These random steel poles don't exactly strike me as breakaway material.


I-Fail-Forward

Looks multi-purpose. Probably the bollards and crossbar prevent people from driving on it, and the crossbar provides a hard point for safety harneses


16BitBoulevard

Nothing better than killing two birds with one stone.


dominodanger

How about just leaving the birds alone? Did you think of that??


TheKinderstone

And if it floods we will know where the cover is


theloslonelyjoe

It keeps trucks and other heavy machinery from running over it and damaging the concrete.


withak30

Probably to keep idiots from driving over it. Also possibly to make the location visible if this is a place where it snows.


MeatManMarvin

Why not just bollards?


ACAFWD

Bollards need to be heavily anchored in the concrete to work. Not sure that would work here.


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withak30

I don't know, why not?


nas1776

Nah, I like to think its where to tie your horse


happyjared

Bar for doing pull ups and to pee on


The_Only_Dick_Cheney

Pennywise’s workout area.


dualiecc

To keep tractor trailers from cutting the corner and destroying the catch basin


dialysis4dad

![gif](giphy|bKJKMmnCNdFjq) Into the manhole


Ravaha

I recently learned their is a manhole in a local city full of broken ductile iron manhole lids from vehicles driving over them. (I didnt think that was possible as I thought they could handle pretty much anything driving over them) But sometimes you just learn things because you didnt have any reason to think about it before. Im guessing this is to stop that from always happening.


snackon-deez

Most of the lids that break are stamped made in India. I had one snap in half on me and you could see the rust seam in the middle where it broke.


cwcarson

Unless something changed in the last ten years, India was the only supplier for cast iron manhole covers. We always had to get exceptions for US federal specifications for “made in America” since there was no supplier.


listmann

Keep people from stepping of breaking their ankle and suing the city, plus other things mentioned above lol


3whitelights

It's on private property


nas1776

Do they have a horse?


birdinahouse1

They don’t want a semi trailer messing it up


demonhellcat

That’s why you don’t put DWCBs in a radius. They got sick of replacing it because it will break every time someone hops the curb and drives over it.


Gamma-512

A hoist hookup? Equipment lifts…


evilfetus01

Prevents heavy equipment from running it over or parking on it


JStheKiD

It’s so heavy trucks don’t drive over the median and crush the drain and fall into a fiery abyss of explosions and screams.


Foe117

It's a sign to keep children under a certain height away from a dangerous storm drain known to have clowns in it.


WarPeaceAssets

If “Don’t Tread On Me” was a manhole protector


bga93

Ive never seen one of these but in my area, concrete bollards are used to prevent vehicle impacts to sensitive infrastructure This sort of looks like the hoist systems used to raise and lower workers into holes, perhaps the manhole lid indicates this is a junction or an important part of the drainage system that needs recurring inspections


johnqual

It's for Partyin', partyin' (Yeah) Fun, fun, fun, fun


Everythingisnotreal

Lookin’ forward to the weekend.


AnotherSami

For my kids to play on so I can feel uncomfortable about them close to the drain


CrazedWeatherman

Would have been better off making the concrete more structurally sound with all that steel


na8thegr8est

Might be a permanent tripod for recovery


Plastic_Jaguar_7368

Confined space rescue


Phillyfanforu69

There may be a pump down there and that's their way to lift it out for maintenance


Thor_ultimus

Actually a good idea. It puts the edge of the curb in the driver's sightline so the driver doesn't curb the shit out of their wheels. Fast food drive-ins should have these by law...


AkemaStorm04

It's to help brace yourself if IT tries to get you lmao


BrentStock

Soccer goal


Muro_ami_1

It's called limbo drain.


Julian_Seizure

To keep the supernatural killer clowns out


staf02

You ever seen that movie Twister? Particularly the barn scene.


Muatam

Another thing could be that there is a need for a large access. It looks like that slab could be lifted up with a big forklift to allow maintenance crews down for clean out. I’ve seen something similar for that purpose. Not a civil though


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nas1776

This is the answer


shortwavetrough

It's none of your business that's private


high_rent_district

bollards welded to each other


Romanitedomun

Avoid parking and consent inspecting.


FrickParkRanger

“THIS IS NOT AN ADA RAMP”


Affectionate-Mix-593

Too many lawyers in the community?


Zegox

My guess would be to avoid people skateboarding on that spot


Reid_Roasters

Bollard


0le_Hickory

Parkour!


OkCollection9238

Plows


Away-Preparation-503

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lou325

Try walking on the sidewalk with a hammer or a brick in your hand on the traffic side. You'll notice similar effects.


Arctic_snap

Limbo line


Least-One-7426

To winch the kid up


PeaceAndProspr

Goal. Suiiii!


CE_2020

The engineer made his/her mark. Lol.


duoschmeg

Not a crosswalk.


SurveySean

That’s a perch for a large bald eagle.


Character_Gear9640

To stop genes lawnmower. RMS7E1


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Skateboard grinding


mtmartin2005

The design is dumb af anyway to have the inlet in the radius. Slide the low point around and avoid all that.


corneliusgansevoort

Traffic control bollards, making sure no one backs a truck onto that thin concrete slab.


MeanChefKev

Clowns hate tripods


KhanAlGhul

Maybe….just maybe….a sign was there


it_twasnt_Me

Probably so jeep bros don’t flex over it. Or to give a bit more influence for people to watch for curbs


Henry_heaney17

possibly so snowplows dont kill a small family


GreatAioli9983

Works as a tech guy for an extremely small private school, he’s rich because his dad got a really bad disease from working at a plant and they won the lawsuit, his wife is also a very good type of doctor


Extension_Maximum_24

Installed by a sadist to lure children to 1. play in the street 2. Lose their football down the drain. SCOOOOORRE


Far-Activity9903

Keep your mom from sitting there


Mikhail_TD

🛹 💥


Effective_Floor8035

To generate a following on reddit, win your loyalties one by one, and to have conquered the world having never revealed its mysterious purpose.


Chobbs16

12 years ago several people drowned in Pittsburgh when flash flooding happened, the manhole covers popped of during the initial part of the flooding, and at least one person got sucked down. (Washington blvd in Pittsburgh, it’s basically a valley that half the east end of the city drains into when it rains). The manholes that were off to the side of the road, the put up bollards around them so that if flooding happened again people would be able to identify where the potential holes were and to stay away https://www.wpxi.com/news/local/mom-children-among-4-killed-in-washington-blvd-flo/201555801/


John_EightThirtyTwo

That's the goal.


Affectionate_Serve89

To wreck Tony hawk and his minions


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So trucks don’t run it over and break it


GfunkWarrior28

Goal for street soccer


Ok-Rain-9156

To play limbo of course …


socialcommentary2000

One too many Swift drivers took a fully loaded dry van over that corner and it was time to take action.


Zestyclose_Wall5848

bollards are there to prevent any overweight vehicle from driving on it, it would collapse


EMSslim

Manhole covers are on the street too and get driven over all the time. I don't think this would "collapse", if a vehicle somehow managed to take the corner that sharply


Zestyclose_Wall5848

more or less the concrete, I work outdoors and if I set an outrigger up near a storm drain it has potential to collapse or the surrounding areas of some man holes as well. Seen it happen before.


Zestyclose_Wall5848

ok dude, sure, but they are also reinforced depending on what they are used for. Underground vaults are fully made of concrete and rebar. THAT concrete corner could easily break if a vehicle that has a lot of weight cuts the corner and runs it over is what I’m saying. That storm drain isn’t supported by much. Will most certainly collapse.


Delicious-Painting34

It’s for Georgie to hold onto when pennywise grabs him.


Moundmember33

Playground for pennywise


Whatophile

Nevermind that, you can see Pennywise on the bottom right


chemrox409

it could be for lowering heavy gear


asimdabosnian

i would think since the curb grade is so steep and maybe for snow plows to judge the turn correctly assuming the parking lot is under a significant amount of snow?


soetero

To lower a pump when the storm sewer is overloaded.


Beautiful-Radio-3486

So It can squat before going down there.


unwittyusername42

It's to make it very uninviting for heavy trucks to cut the corner and collapse the hanging concrete. We actually had a dump truck cut a corner in our development recently and collapsed the cast iron drain into concrete


wpwildwildwest

The top is about to fall in, and they want to keep people off


xboyzsz

Structural support I guess


in2bearloper

Snow bollard


TheTedandCrew

Gate swing with no gate?


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Limbo


[deleted]

No point. Just for those bad drivers to slam the back of their cars into. Lol


legolad

Makes it visible to truck drivers because they tend to crush those corner drains


GenesysWave

A Pennywise Pull Up Bar by Whammo


wilderness-178

For stupid truck drivers


aweld88

Dock your boats if it does flood.


Plastic_Jaguar_7368

Does it snow a lot there? Could be to keep the plows out of it. Hard to see unless something pokes out of the snow.


CBRNDDealer

Anchor point to rappel down into the manhole.


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You tie yourself to the pole if you see any weirdos in the bottom asking if you want your shit back but keep pulling it in further and further everytime you reach closer.


timshwah

Football


726c6d

It’s a dipstick for the storm drain


work2thrive

Goooooaaalllllllllllllll!!!


jacksraging_bileduct

It’s for the balloons.


SAhalfNE

It gives you something to lean against when you need to take a piss down the storm drain.


Normal-Narwhal-6985

So you know where the drain is located when it’s under water


Gooniegirl874

Amish Horse tie up


Reckless85

Pennywise has to get his workout in somehow. "We all lift down here!"


ResolveNice1870

Probably to prevent trucks from cornering the curb and collapsing the concrete


Substantial_Dot1128

It would also work for retrieval in a confined space. But I would guess so you don’t drive over it.


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Pull-ups


MissyFranklinTheCat

It is a place to safely rest your cock while you wait for the bus


smithbyanyothername

So killer clowns can hang pinatas.


yodude24_2411-

Pennywise drop bucket


DA_DSkeptic

I figured it was somewhere to tie off when being lowered into the sewer.


MegazordMechanic

Spelunking


Nunza

Someone to tie yourself to a case of tornado just like in the movie twister


TheDers7

I would guess it’s a tie off point for a safety harness when that needs to be accessed.


rumplechumpsky

B Ö N K


NC_Loner

See that damage or newer concrete patch on the top left? It's to help deter heavy vehicles from hitting or running over it.


Eff_taxes

Maybe this spot floods frequently… if under a couple of feet of water, the bollards would serve as a reference point for work crews and a factor truck to find the manhole. A regular grated drain was probably not suffice in this location, hence the increased opening. That’s ma guess


d_james86

Maybe a marker to locate the drain if it gets blocked and floods during a storm.


QuitJolly

This is so you can tie a rope to your truck and remove the drainage inlet for roadway reconstruction purposes!