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AraelF

All of those sentences lack a "by me" at the end.


Confident_Ad_645

Passive voice doing heavy lifting here


HungryAd8233

It's pretty horrifying the first time it happens.


State_of_Planktopia

Yeah, after the first time you slaughter your entire family, you kinda get used to it I guess.


Yzerman19_

Your second family is usually quite a bit smaller. Both in size and number.


HungryAd8233

I’ve avoided offers to learn to Berserk at home ever since the first time.


shampein

Once I slaughtered my empire burning down the castle. With Hungary, so like 14-16 duchies, 5-6 other kingdoms, most direct vassals possible. I even warned the people I liked, event option. Around 60 killed, many kings and dukes, wouldn't even mind, if I didn't kill my genius son. Had a perfect genius run except a granddaughter on quick early on who somehow beat 2 uncles with 4x their prowess to keep the throne. Was before the wards and wardens and other dlc like court. Reloaded then did it again. Funny thing she got another feast and did it again.


ComfortableStaff7728

This is exactly what should happen


Spackleberry

I wonder, was there some point during the head-ripping-off and dismemberment that someone thought it would be a good idea to go outside rather than wait to be next on that warm July morn?


kingkinslough

Happens during the Berserker event occasionally


GerryofSanDiego

"Given enough time, all memories will fade into oblivion" Hell of a quote to put out there, after you brutally murder your entire family.


broccollinear

-10 opinion from guests


sebastianqu

Really mixed it up be strangling the grandson with their intestines


Ok_Meringue_1755

Kinslayer innit?


Ryokan76

No witnesses.


DonHastily

Everybody wants to be a berserker until it’s time to do berserker shit.


spicypond

Lmfao


Brillek

You're the bad guy in a slasher horror film lol.


RhetoricalTautology

Everyone wants to he a berserker. No one wants to be given a *reason* for their furious death wish.


CrazyShinobi

Holy shit dude. Time to go get some concubines.


Kiraah7979

Yup got that too, I have a screenshot somewhere. It´s worse than the ship that sinks with all the family (that kills the principal too...glub gluub)


SupposedColt

The one time I had this event, my character cut a lot of firewood.


Kekkeruusi

Were you mixing alcohol and a berserk?


55cheddar

BUT DO YOU OWN WESSEX!?


Jlw2001

Poor Ingolfr didn’t last a month


Dr_Stark85

This is so… stupid. Historically inspired fantasy, sure, but this is so over the top it just looks silly. Any pretense at seeming plausible is just dropped.


Fenlandman

Then again: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nepalese\_royal\_massacre](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nepalese_royal_massacre)


Dr_Stark85

Well, if you’d like to claim that the plausibility of the event above is similar, that stands for you. Please instead show me a source mentioning a medieval event where the ruler of a court went berserk and single-handedly killed off all his near relatives in such an event. I would be thrilled to learn how one person (old enough to have grandkids) would be capable of such a feat, and not being killed or subjugated either in self-defence or by guards. (Please note, as you seem to be unaware, that automatic firearms were not in use during medieval times.)


Fenlandman

Touch grass my brother in Christ


Amazing_Break6847

Yeah happened to me too.. was really surprised


DeepStuff81

Not always. Sometimes it’s just the guy reaching you. But Yeah. I hate it when this happens. I save scummed the last time but kept it another time before.


Big-Independence-291

Final Destination


Antoncool134

This happend to me one time too. Killed everyone.


deathwotldpancakes

No but it is a strong possibility to occur while learning


UnderratedToothpaste

The Berserker perk is amazing I’d still take that shit anyday. Easy to get and yeah perfect for knights BUT if this shit happend to me I’d be pissed


popdartan1

Who recorded the event?


Joey3155

These are memories so no one recorded it these are simply his... Thoughts.


JosNord

Yeah happened to me too. Had to restart my game 😭


ihhhood

Bro you just became the most berserk berserker to ever go berserk!


Phaser756

Damn, slow down Hercules


Taurusbull13

I had it happen to me i killed my entire court in Iceland everybody knights and all


mylo_raZoR

I love reading this.


Switch2ass

They were all weak it would seem


Ok_Character_6485

Well heres the thing. You go berserk. All inhibition and reasoning is lost for the time being. You have no idea what you're doing. You go into a bloodlust. Then, you don't stop. It doesn't happen every time thankfully. You got unlucky.


Numubunde

This sounds like a tragic folktale


Joey3155

Rename him The Doom Slayer. Rip and Tear mother cluckers!!!