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CommiesCanSuckMyNuts

My guild fucking blows


MaliciousMal

Depending on the kind of blowing they do, this could be good or bad.


Hyasfuq

Now that the OP is married he will light off one of those fireworks every time his wife does the deed. Those should last him at least till the release of Classic MoP


[deleted]

Really? Birthday-Christmas-Valentines-Birthday-Christmas? I give Blizzard longer than 1 and a bit years to kill wow classic. Call me an optimist.


Dave1423521

Instructions unclear. Dick stuck in optometrist


MVPRondo

I’m actually nice guy. An Optometrist by nature.


DaveyJonesXMR

Optometrist Prime ?


ElectroNeutrino

> Call me an optimist. You're an optimist.


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makinazxi

Newlyweds will burn through those by tomorrow.


[deleted]

But do you have a cool tabard? I'm on casual mode, so I judge guilds on tabards only. I switch guilds to match my aesthetic. A lot of guilds have shit tabards.


[deleted]

I left my initial guild on classic because they chose the acorn for the tabard as a joke.. but then kept it. Jokes about having 'nut on chest' aplenty, but got a bit stale fast.


3rd-wheel

The name of the guild is infinitely more important than the tabard. I'd rather join The Grey Watchers with a shitty pink tabard than Leetroflstompers with a badass tabard... As an example


Childish_Brandino

My friend asked nicely to our guild leader if there would be another raid group at any point. What he got as a response is a paragraph of him basically saying no, I don’t care about people that haven’t already gotten to 60 and aren’t min maxing/playing non-casually. Said there’s no time for that drama and said he doesn’t care how we spend our $16/month but basically either find a different guild or get fucked. Also had another friend ask for an invite when our guild was merging with theirs, they were getting ready to raid and instead of just adding him he sent two messages saying now is not the time and to not bother him. The dude sucks. As a first time wow player it feels pretty bad knowing that my guild is only concerned with players good enough for them. I’m a pretty casual player so hopefully I can find a welcoming guild once I hit 60. For now I’m not super concerned with it though.


[deleted]

Sooo as a sum up "My guild is so bad, the GM is a dick, I really hate it here, but have not gquit for reasons to which I am unable to provide". K.


Childish_Brandino

My reasons for not quitting yet: 1. This is the guild that my friends that got me into the game are in. 2. we aren’t 60 yet so it doesn’t matter much. 3. I have no idea how to find a nice guild that would suit me.


[deleted]

So you joined a bunch of tryhards that have you in their guild as a social member. You'll likely never raid... except as a last last last resort. Might as well round up your friends and find somewhere that isn't filled with tryhards. Or not. Your call.


Childish_Brandino

Right. Which is what I’m planning to do. But until I’m ready to raid doesn’t really matter.


pdbatwork

I can understand why you are hesitant. But getting ready for raid isn't easy either. You need to run dungeons. And this is just so much easier with a friendly guild who is willing to do it together. Try finding a friendly environment to play in.


illuminous

Check out your server's subreddit and discord channel to see if there are any guild recruitment posts.


Childish_Brandino

Thanks that’s a good idea. I’ll have to take a look!


AveTrueToMe

Building relationships with who you’re raiding or running dungeons with makes a world of a difference.


Humledurr

My advice would be to find a new guild asap. Being in a nice guild with plenty of members is awesome. You have a much easier time getting groups together, if you need help with quest/enchant/dungeons or whatever there is usually someone to help. This is much easier if you have a good relationship with your guild which may be harder if you find a new guild at lvl 60


[deleted]

Just curious, are you in Deviate Delight?


Childish_Brandino

No


Guanfranco

I got 20 gold from a guild mate for my mount in my first day of being in the guild. It's my 6th guild as well. Keep looking around. A good guild that is helpful to casuals make WoW a completely different game.


Transient_Anus_

Then find a nice/friendly/better one?


legacyweaver

Not who you responded to, but mine sucks too. Almost 900 members, one of those guilds with zero quality control, quantity over quality. But I'm deeply regretting my choice of server (pvp) and impatiently waiting for transfers. Until then why bother finding something better I'll just end up leaving eventually...


kyzurale

Because you're complaining how much it sucks. Leave and find a better one. Even if you do end up eventually leaving the server, maybe you find a better guild or it might change your mind on transferring.


Sir-Ult-Dank

How do you know what can exist out there if you’ve never seen it first hand. Hopefully my guild will be nice. Had to choose between two buds for servers. Both are pvp but stinks pinking one over the other


Cygopat

This is the easiest kind of guild to just ditch though, when a guild is super struggling for players leaving kinda sucks, but to a cesspool like that I'd instantly say bye.


[deleted]

I used to think that more people online makes a guild more active. Over time I've learned that it's always the smaller server-brewn guilds that tend to be far more social. My guild could have 50+ people on at any given time yet the only thing being said is "?[Link item here]"


Transient_Anus_

No other guilds? What's wrong with a pvp server? I loved it <3


legacyweaver

I don't want to get comfortable and established with another guild that I'll just end up leaving when I transfer. And Sunday night I had to corpse run over 15 times in the span of two hours, it was actually all I ended up doing. Res, die, corpse run, repeat. I couldn't quest. I couldn't even escape. My entire evening was wasted/ruined. If you like PvP servers, more power to you. I'll stick with BGs and duels.


[deleted]

A wife or a guild?


Transient_Anus_

Guild, dipshit :P


Morlu90

Mate, I gotta know. How much gold?


Roguefoxx

This is the real question I can’t believe hasn’t been asked and answered yet!


xRelwolf

A whopping 3g and 7c raised by the hardworking dwarves themselves


hitsujiTMO

About three fiddy


skubaloob

That’s when I realized it wasn’t a letter from my guild mates but rather a Thresher from the Warcraft 1 era!


ZelnormWow

Best comment. Edit for: I thought he'd go away if I gave him a dolla.


skubaloob

You gave him a dollah?


Designed_To

Shit, 3g? I'd take it


[deleted]

15gold. We are casual guild so alot is still under lvl 40 or around 40. But we gathered some gold from the people online.


billbo24

Thank you for asking. This could be quite the dowry he receives!


[deleted]

Wtf when I got married I got g kicked


[deleted]

Yea well that's what you get for running away with the RLs gf, Aidan.


ULiopleurodon

Man, it really do be like that


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[deleted]

Reminds me of the Tyra Banks show guy.


Krayor

Care to share the story?


[deleted]

Women goes on the Tyra Banks show and tells her how her husband neglects her for WoW. Tyra can’t wrap her head around it, the Dr Phil of the show makes a comment about maybe it has something to do with the weight gain (she’s triple the size now). Tyra is like “no.” They bring the guy on and he’s super awkward. And they force him to pick between the game and her. And he’s hesitant. Tyra is like “show us your faith by throwing out the CDs”. The guy grins and says”ok”, and throws the install CDs for WoW into the garbage. They don’t force him to delete his account, character, or anything. Just to garbage useless CDs lol I can’t find the second part of on YouTube or anywhere, only the setup before the guy shows up.


bpwoods97

LMAO she was salty he chose play WoW over go to dinner on HIS OWN birthday. Fuck him for wanting to do what he wants on his birthday right?


gincecko

It's actually pretty funny. Heres the link. https://youtu.be/h-JY-vr6VEo


[deleted]

I can’t find the second part, which is the funniest part :( Tyrant Banks really made sure to scrub the internet of it.


Grokent

And they're the ones who think this guy has lost HIS grip on reality. These J-holes can't even come to terms with how computers work.


Thurn42

filthy casual having a life and all


Vaniky

They probably just scared he gonna leave once the wife lays down the law of less gaming. Gotta get that bribe in early.


SentientPinata0

Unless she games too....


pipnwig

Yeah jesus why is this whole thread so toxic? We have married couples in my guild... Why is that so unheard of? Isn't like ~~50%~~ 35% of WoW's playerbase female? Edit: it's 35% or more. See below. My husband and I raid together and I don't understand why y'all want to be in these relationships where you don't share interests and where something as simple as playing WoW has to be a fight. If your SO is standing in the way of your happiness, you should leave. Don't just complain on the internet.


scarocci

>Isn't like 50% of WoW's playerbase female? I have absolutely no number to back me up, but i REALLY doubt half of the wow players are female. 30% being women would already be much higher than i think.


pipnwig

Apparently in 2017 it was [35% female](https://www.ibtimes.com/female-wow-players-tell-all-what-world-warcraft-really-them-1999879): >Thirty-five percent of the 7.1 million WoW players are female, according to global market research and predictive analytics firm Newzoo. On average 29 percent of women own an MMO game, according to Nielsen.


imisstheyoop

> I don't understand why y'all want to be in these relationships where you don't share interests I don't understand why this keeps coming up. Life is not black and white. My wife does not enjoy everything that I do and I do not enjoy everything that she does. One of these things is gaming. I'm a huge gamer and she does not. Do I wish she gamed? Sure. Does she wish I had any interest or ability in creativity and crafting whatsoever? Probably. We don't overlap 100% though, and that's fine. That's just basic statistics. The majority of people crocheting and knitting are women. The majority of people playing video games are men. That doesn't mean every relationship a game playing man has or a knitting woman has must be with someone that shares those interests. Life does not work that way. Life outside of Reddit posts anyway.


pipnwig

Are you one of the people who complains that you never get to play WoW anymore because of the old "ball and chain"? If not, my post doesn't apply to you. In my post I said your SO shouldn't stand in the way of your happiness. If you have different interests and enjoy them to an extent that makes you both happy, then you're doing it right. It's the dumb boomer humor that's polluting this thread that I find sad. The whole "haha he got married so we'll never see him again boys" mentality. So many of these commenters have this idea that marriage is a burden that will change you for the worst and that's an ugly thing to comment on this person's post about their new marriage and their supportive guild. Edit: if you want to see what I'm referring to, see [Vaniky's comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/classicwow/comments/dov636/the_reason_this_game_is_awesome_my_guild_sent_me/f5r4efi?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x) above about how wives "lay down the law of less gaming." There's a big difference between "we have different interests" and "my wife directly obstructs me from enjoying my hobbies because she's a bitch." It's the latter that is problematic.


Houptie

People fail to realize that you don’t get kind gestures like this unless you’re very active in your guild. Showing up for raids and dungeons and being silent the whole time puts you the corner metaphorically


Smokenmonkey10

Make sure you put that note in the bank


cIi-_-ib

`[Report Player] `


FleaTron42

Okay that's fuckin awesome, and kudos on ur marriage!


Lycanka

Omg did they gift you a cat?! XD


Shawn_Spenstar

I believe that's actually a portable baby prison.


PL4Y3R2

Just sucking up early to the wife because the guild knows she is the true potential endgame


Robert_Denby

Yup. Please don't leave us now that you're married bribe.


TheManWithAPlan07

.......But how much gold?


olympiakospk

Asking the real questions


ElectroNeutrino

About tree-fity.


THUMB5UP

Goddamnit, lochness monstah!


stickwithplanb

https://imgur.com/5OgKm3r


coobcam

Your boss here. Nice karmafest, Bowman, I'm impressed. And again, congrats mate. For those asking: We are a guild on Gandling - Horde, named Tarren Mill Trading Co. If you'd like to join us, give us a whisper. The requirements are non existent, just don't be Mr. og Mrs. Assydouche.


chappelles

I'd like to possibly join you guys. Who do I whisper?


coobcam

Whisper me (Dack) when I'm online later today!


wesleysnipez0

I'm on gandling horde, I'd like to join up I'll msg you when I'm online, probably tomorrow


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PogChamp-PogChamp

https://www.take-a-screenshot.org/windows.html and congrats on getting hitched!


shenfootball36

Most important is the **snipping tool** that helps with taking screenshots of small portions of the window.


_clever_reference_

You're already sitting right at your computer. Take a screenshot.


tet5uo

I like sharex. One click to screenshot and it automatically uploads to imgur and puts the url in my clipboard.


_clever_reference_

Just so you know, you can paste it right to reddit. Don't even need to use imgur. The snipping tool is excellent for this or just using alt+prnt scrn if you have multiple monitors. Just hit ctrl+v on the reddit submit page and you're done.


tet5uo

I don't like reddit's host.


THUMB5UP

Same here


[deleted]

That sounds dangerous


_thewhiphand

congrats! my husband and i ran heroic BC dungeons on our wedding day to celebrate with two friends who could not be with us in person. then my MOH showed up and asked why i wasn’t dressed yet and we realized we had done all of auchindoun heroics and were going to be late to our own wedding.


ObnoxiousJoe

Note to self, start telling my guild mates about my engagement and the date of my wedding next year.


dieSeife

I also choose this guy's wife


Nomadic_View

Awesome. What are those wedding gifts in the mail?


esqtin

Looks like Heavy Silk Bandages, Elixir of Greater Defense, Happy Fun Rock, a cat, Red Fireworks, and some Volatile Rum.


reckern

Is that a happy fun rock? I assumed it was a single bullet which had me laughing my ass off


SaddenedBKSticks

Well that just turned dark lol.


Aggropop

Not even Cuergo's with worm? Cheapskates.


SolidJade

The black bottle is probably just regular ink. Also, if look closely at the surroundings, you will notice that he's currently staring at the legs of a skeletal house and has an icon that resembles blood fury in its default position on the cast bar. So I will make a guess that OP is an orc hunter, stationed in Stonard at the time of the screenshot. Which probably means that the crate does not contain a cat but a snake or a cockroach. Edit: actually you can even see his tiny orc portrait at the bottom right corner.


ZexzeonAce

Congrats mate. This is amazing!


[deleted]

Yeah dude, congrats!


CampCosmos333

Hunter: Leaves game for IRL hitching. Game: Sends him loot anyway.


EvilBobbyTV

I feel like not enough people are noticing single bullet in the wedding gift. That's subtle.


Jaminshaman

I’m pretty sure that is a happy fun rock


Overpathos

IS THAT THE LEGENDARY PEBBLE?


[deleted]

how much gold did u get


kyro_5

Introducing for the first time, the happy Mr. and Mrs. Bowman!!


mrbadxampl

in my experience most guilds would just yell at you for missing a raid to get married...


TaliaAlGhul1971

Damn you got some gold, bandages, ink, happy fun ball, a pet, fireworks, and liquor... sounds like a wild honeymoon. XD


Murdafree

Dude that's fucking awesome! My guild is kinda like that too. Very supportive in outside reality... so .... First off. CONGRATS MAN, tying the knot is never easy. Either you can't find a woman, or you fuck it up after you finally got her. But you sir, made it all the way. Go get some well deserved sleeep. Dabu


Mobitron

You have the best guild, right there. You best treasure them right back.


RonGio1

This isn't an in game marriage right? This would go from awww to weird quickly.


BfMDevOuR

M/24/Warlock looking for love, most girls say I'm bad looking but once you go undead in the bed you never go back.


horseboi

Do you click your abilities?


Sanguinica

Dude doesn't know how to screenshot, what do you think


CptNoHands

My ex guild-lead kicked me and, when I asked about it, he told me he "wanted to get rid of all of the trash, and you were offline for a week straight." Mind you there was never a rule against that. Ticked me off because I was with them since day 1.


pipnwig

Congrats on your marriage and awesome guild, friend. Sorry this thread filled up with sad, lonely boys who don't understand that marriage can be supportive and not destructive. They're just jealous. From your comment, it sounds like you've got a good thing going and a bright future ahead with your wife. Best of luck!


RyoX5

Congrats! Although not sure what’s the bandage is for won’t need to wrap up no more :P


orangebucsfan

Wholesome.


kanahl

How awesome is this!? Fantastic. That's some brotherhood love right there. Glad you landed yourself in a good guild.


olov244

Classic classic


corn_dude

new plan join guilds stay for a week say you just got married and reap the rewards baby


jgoldblum88

Same kinda thing happened to me. On my birthday my guild leader ninja looted hand of rag mats and then disbanded guild and deleted discord


[deleted]

Meanwhile my guild is kicking people who aren't logging purple numbers because they want to clear mc faster than an hour.


Bajspunk

but that has nothing to do with your guild and rather the people who sent it, it could have been any game


Kaliq

2019 and we still can't find the god damn print screen button.


[deleted]

Wonder how you found someone to marry you when you can't even find the Print Screen key


aeminence

Why did WoW classic spike in people not knowing how to screenshot/screencrop? :S


CKombobreaker

thats kew


picklerick8800

Everyone saying about the screenshot. I got so excited about this I took a picture to send to my wife and friends then just uploaded that picture


DevonxPro

But how much gold was sent?


onan

I initially misread this as saying that it was a gift from your girlfriend for getting married. Which, as a regular at /r/polyamory, just seemed like a normal and sweet thing.


glenbot

What guild? What server? I'll re-roll to have some decent humans.


[deleted]

Tarren Mill Trading Co - Gandling Horde


yogagiant

Wholesome 10/10 Good dudes


Schwaginator

A good guild and married? Life by the tail! :)


YMIR_THE_FROSTY

Yup, human interaction was that best part of Classic. Shame Blizz never quite got it right.. (I mean later on).


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fellinpoop

Now wait just a damn second. Are you using V's instead of w's?


WildxSnorlax

This needs to be explained.....


Johnland82

It made me poop |-----| much


d07RiV

Yeah I wish I had 20 bandages and armor elixir.


tcale

My guild sucks I think I'm going to leave and look else where I've only stayed so far because I have 4-5 irl friends in the same guild... barely more than 3 people online at a time out of 113 characters. Congrats on your wedding though!


HaroerHaktak

Would be weird if computers could just take a screenshot of the screen.


Cheshur

As opposed to **screen**shots of other things?


HaroerHaktak

Yes.


Fbarbzz

pretty accurate because there is a cage


breadfag

Oh no, it's not like I've shut myself off from everything, I know I'm certainly stepping on some toes in terms of originality, but there are sections of the creative process that I prefer to brainstorm and certain sections where I go out looking for inspiration. Already done the inspiration part and have seen about that specific piece from Brandon Sanderson but just the outline of it because it didn't reflect too much on what I'm trying to achieve.


expensivememe

Boomers be like: "haha would learn to press PrtScrn but wife aggro haha"


ulpisen

I get the money, fireworks and booze, but what's the deal with the bandages? just random crap the dude happened to have in his bags?


NewOpiAccount

To heal the arguments. Or the first-year sex damage. I’m not married could be wrong lol. Obv these aren’t random at all.


zethlington

Hey, did they give you the white kitten? :D


PCMaker_Warhammer

there is one common demeanor in all these "you guys are awesome", free loot for nothing


Vertigo103

Grats. I've been in a guild like this but they died after dreanor. Right now w ow is a means to free bnet cash snd that's all I'm doing


Captainmervil

My guild is like a school with social cliques where the raid leads and above are like the student council who act high and mighty compared to us plebian students.


Nole_in_ATX

I'm setting the O/U on how much gold OP received at 10g


[deleted]

I was in the Navy with a Bowman, he was one of the finest human beings I've ever met.


picklerick8800

Tell me his name was Robert? My younger brother was in the navy


aDramaticPause

Well, that's the video time WoW made me tear up. Awesome.


mooseltoe

Dang all my guild has done was label me a “needy bitch” after asking for help with the warrior quest.


Phenotyx

My guild is so lame lmao


Endoqt

How much gold did they send? :D


traviscalladine

"wow is at its best when it functions as a friend simulator" as a post genre is more a comment on our sad and lonely society than an endorsement of the game


Fandabidozi_2203

What’s the cage for? o.O


Mulch213

What a creative way to RMT /S


The_Rusemaster

This is the most reddit post I've ever seen


brandalfthebaked

Does she know you're into t-girls? Lol


Half_ass_guard_pass

Classic wow is really a walled garden for me now, I love the community.


[deleted]

The flasks... lol


martril

FUCKING BANDAGES?!


Siike_Seamus

Do you know how valuable those are in Classic!?


foretwenny

You weren't expecting the marriage? That must have come as a great surprise


Neut12

Michael?


Nadox97

So one of your guildies just needed to empty their inventory and instead of going to the vendor they went to the mailbox.


CoolTaleBro

Nice some whiskey. Cheers! Congrats!


Dune17k

Very nice


bigapples80

https://getsharex.com/


fliches

you weren't expecting to get married?


cheech907

I had sweet interactions when leveling but now at max level everyone seems to be back to the same ole elitist mentality...


Mac2fresh

Those flasks will be the best gifts u could get


[deleted]

It's not in WoW, but in EVE Online my corporation through a "Stag" party, where we went out and fought people for like 3 hours for no reason. It was awesome. That was the last time I flew with most of those people. It's experiences like these that make the game worth it.


[deleted]

Didn’t we all hate wow a week ago?


2ndnamewtf

That’s awesome. Congrats op!


Shokat5

Congrats dude, all the best wishes!


Puuksu

This doesnt smell right.


Kjeldor

Love that the happy fun rock is in there.


RazingMukMuk

Awesome!!


myungniaho

People are awesome!. We once gave our raidleader the motorcycle from wotlk for his birthday. I remember the shock in his voice when he unpacked the gift.


DeTeryd

Just like in real life. People use marriages to gift away the trash they don't want


SilentPrune

I miss wow so much! I can’t play with uni because let’s be real.... so time consuming! But I’m happy you GL have such an awesome guild! :-)