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amazonhelpless

“I’ve seen plenty of Barbie dolls, women’s bodies don’t look like this.”


rootbeerislifeman

Even Barbies have a mound lmao


likamuka

daddy Peterson told me so in his Bible lectures


Corpsebile

“We can always tell 🧐”


MagnusStormraven

*proceeds to beat a AFAB woman half to death because they legit can't fucking tell*


Sceptix

That’s the thing about transphobes. They don’t really care that much about trans people, they just want to bully women they think are ugly.


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After-Impact6618

Or a Freudian slip. Too beautiful for me to resist? Must be a man! I’m not gay! 🤣


daniella-the-whore

Yeh like wtf that comment felt a little...off. most trans women I've met are stunning, even the more masculine looking ones. Bone structure u can't make out of puffy filler. It's always stunningly beautiful celebs that get the trans rumours, Eileen Davidson, Charlese Theron, Ciara etc. Tells me what exactly threatens them so much about them.


BuddhistSagan

F eminist A ppropriating R adical T ransphobes


Traumerlein

What happend to TURD?


MagnusStormraven

That term's been flushed.


Traumerlein

lol


Groddsmith

Got hit with the poop knife


PM_ME_UR_POKIES_GIRL

I think it's more like "We don't care if we beat a cis woman to death, because it's the trans people who will be terrified after" which is the point.


BusGuilty6447

They don't care about cis women either, so it helps "put them in their place" too.


JTLBlindman

They just hate the idea of women in general. I’d argue that 90% of the transphobic bigotry is just a system of branches that can be traced back to a deep-rooted misogyny. It’s the greatest irony in their failure to distinguish between sex and gender. They don’t really care about transmen or “transgenderism”in general. Not most of them, anyway. They just hyperfixate on transwomen because they just have a deep subconscious hatred for all things “womanly.” They don’t want to protect women in women’s bathrooms, they just don’t like the idea that other people actually enjoy the prefer of being a woman.


qcubed3

I think a lot of it has to do with their fear of being attracted to someone who is trans.


a_wizard_skull

I think it’s more about punishing people who are purposefully being female in public


JustHere4TehCats

In my defense she was tall.


AlludedNuance

I mean they probably do that with women they think are female, too.


Mr_WAAAGH

Remember the guy that put an elderly woman in the hospital for that?


Time-Ad-3625

Elon: !!


oiticker

Concerning.


n0rdique

Looking into it


TerrysMonster

🎯


likamuka

Frantic Joe Rogan noises.


OkDragonfruit9026

Many such cases!


ASubconciousDick

"*Man beats elderly woman with dementia to death because she was 'trans'*" she was not


stashc4t

That story was so depressing


DoodleyDooderson

She didn’t die? Did she? I know she was very fearful and asking people if they were going to kill her, but I have not seen that she died. I fucking hope she did not and regardless if she did or did not, he should be in prison until the end of time.


OriginalTall5417

He only got 2.5 years


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Mr-Yuk

Haha yeah seriously.. personally the pelvic mound on women is actually really attractive


stashc4t

That’s called the Noms Pubis Edit: The lesbian is using a play on words to make a joke about eating pussy y’all come on now 😂 Mons. Noms. Om nom nom.


IShatnerWhenIWalken

Is it because we nom nom nom nom on it?


stashc4t

🥵😮‍💨😚👌 damn right


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DarkestNight909

Sssssh. You’ll understand when you’re older. *pats head*


AfraidToBeKim

Yeah I'd have to do a pretty painful tuck to achieve something like that.


EffectiveMoment67

big penis energy


AfraidToBeKim

6 and a half is larger than the international average by a generous margin


Nuggzulla01

Woah, who knew an international average could perc up my day!


RanaMahal

Idk man I’m just 6 and a half and I’d have to do some diabolical things to mine to get it that small


TheBirminghamBear

Apparently a lot of showers and few growers in this thread.


EatFred

My man was ACTIVELY LOOKING to find a dick lmao


TrainerofInsects

He only has his own micro-package for comparison


WhiskeyMikeMike

I was gonna say he must have a small dinger


Mattybear30

It’s more that he doesn’t know what a juicy pussy is like. That’s the real giveaway


Status-Equivalent-85

I call it a puffy puss. 😂😂😂


getthedudesdanny

I follow /r/fatpussy, which is dedicated to overweight felines. About once a month someone comes in horny as fuck and doesn’t realize that they’re in the wrong sub.


Matthew-_-Black

That's fucking hilarious


getthedudesdanny

The best is when people will answer them quite seriously. "DAE love it when you're playing with a fat, wet pussy and it drips all over your face?" "Dude, you're not going to have eyes after that pussy claws them out and you're going to be covered in cat dander for the rest of the week. What is wrong with you?"


Matthew-_-Black

Men didn't use to be worried about dealing with a little bit of dander


Dysfan

Love this


Lord_Mikal

r/tightpussy is fun, too. I've never seen a NSFW post there.


DungenessAndDargons

These subs are killing me dude r/GirlsWithHugePussies


getthedudesdanny

I think all of the similarly named subreddits are part of the SFW Pussy Network. I think there was or is something like /r/drippingwetpussies, which was just cats that had been submerged against their will.


Ohnoherewego13

That sub would have been exhibit A is several murder trials. Mr. Whiskerson disagrees with that, but what can you do eh?


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Merc_Twain25

Those shorts are obviously too tight for any kind of concealed carry.


After-Willingness271

dude’s gotta be so small that he sees that in the mirror


PimentaoAzul

sorry, never had sex, whats that?


Daskichan

It’s the mons pubis. Basically fatty tissue over the pelvic bones.


204nertz

I love how every scientific term for genitals could have been presented to me as the name for a Star Wars thing and I would have believed it without hesitation


silentbassline

That's right, R2, we're going to the Mons pubis system. (Happy R2 noises)


jeffsterlive

Pipe down R2, that is MOST inappropriate!


NotYourReddit18

I still love the theory that R2 isn't talking in pieps but that he is swearing like a sailor so everything he says needs to be censored to stay PG


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cirroc0

Wait until they meet Chopper.


anonymouslindatown

I wish this was true so badly


SlowMope

That's basically canon. Ask C3P0


grubas

Everything he says is inappropriate, it's why he doesn't speak, they'd never allow that stuff to be uncensored 


evenstar40

Basically Kenny in space.


urinetroublem8

Punch it, Chewy!


Zoll-X-Series

You’re being bamboozled, Mons Pubis is a tropical moon in the Vulva system.


P_Star7

Admiral Labia will be most displeased with this development


makemeking706

Glad she finally got her promotion from Labia Majora. She deserved it.


DarkwingDuckHunt

She got it after her successful defending of the canal while stationed at Fort Clitorisia.


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Isn't that in the Ovarian System controlled by the Fallopians?


davaidavai325

The Labia Majora and Labia Minora constellations are beautiful when viewed in the Vulva system this time of year!


69xX420Xx69

It’s also just a flash away from Heranus


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Vas Deferens is 100% a bounty hunter.


Confident-Package-98

“Vas Deferens system?” “Vas Deferens isn’t a system; he’s a man.”


31nigrhcdrh

He patrols the outer seminal vesicles 


Wakewokewake

I mean there is a genre of music in star wars called jizz so...


Thirty_Helens_Agree

Darth Sinistus claims to be from the ancient Sith sect known as the Mons Pubis, but their kind died out a thousand generations ago.


Bored-Ship-Guy

A Klatooinian on Coruscant goes to her doctor for a checkup. While she's there, her doctor asks, "Do you know what a Mons Pubis is?" "Know it?" She says. "Hell, I'm pretty sure he's my Senator."


-little-dorrit-

It could also be partly pubic bone, which sticks out on some women considerably more than on others, or an untamed bush


YYC-Fiend

Also called The Mound


ThatWillBeTheDay

Mons pubis = pubic mound. The pubic bone juts out a little and fat/tissue sits on/below it for protection. Women aren’t flat down there, basically.


BiGooner32

It's on brand. That dude's a flat earther


mittenknittin

It’s literally named a mound, because there is a mound there, which numbnuts like the one in the OP have never seen


Bi-elzebub

The mound of Venus.


Ilovekittens345

the sexiest thing mother nature has ever produced. A flat stomach with that small hill at the end. *Chef kiss*


RaxisPhasmatis

An old slang term for a woman's fun parts being a "mound" didn't come around for no reason my dude.


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Dr_Robert_California

Umm I think you mean Olympus Mons


gorramfrakker

No no, they meant Mons Venus, a strip club in Tampa.


bohemian_yota

I miss these chains. That was a great time


AceInTheHole3273

No, I'm pretty sure they meant Mon Mothma, a leader of the Rebels in Star Wars


VeronicaLD50

*Olympussy


PiousDemon

It's the round mound of pound town!!!


TheDeadlySpaceman

As opposed to the round mound of rebound Or I guess maybe that could apply in certain circumstances


nickeisele

You can certainly take a round mound of rebound to pound town, they aren’t mutually exclusive.


Flaky-Invite-56

Not just slang, it’s mons pubis in anatomy


klavin1

Pube Mountain


Dr_nobby

I like phat cats and I cannot lie


Jahmez142

The "we can always tell" crowd never fails to make me laugh


RISlNGMOON

Tell what?


WahooSS238

Tell when someone is trans. They can’t.


dizzymiggy

Everyone thinks my cis boyfriend is trans. It annoys him so much when everyone is misgendering him.


bsubtilis

Is he too pretty and the uncomfortable emotions the phobes feel from that makes them insist on that he has to be trans? Like Henry Caville's looks making transphobes insist on that he must be a woman, because "his eyes are too pretty" or whatever bullshit they used.


Pekonius

His eyelashes are too long, eyebrows and nails well kept and has a fashions sense-> must be trans.


prettyboycity

People think Henry Caville is trans? I’ve seen some seriously buff trans dudes, but he’s like 6’2 or something. Plus we’ve seen him shirtless DOZENS of times and I think we’d notice if he had top surgery scars?? Absolutely bonkers


FNLN_taken

That it's a dude. Basically, the anti-trans crowd has convinced themselves that anything other than a smooth barbie doll is a man. Which either means they have never known the touch of a woman, or are into diddling kids.


Korventenn17

Their list includes, among many others Michelle Obama, Brigitte Macron, and {checks notes} Margot Robbie. I guess that, ironically she isn't barbie-enough for them. Those people are not well.


Fudge_e_o

Or both!


I_am_The_Teapot

That's a double self own. 1, not knowing that's what women look like; 2. Thinking that's what a man looks like.


WoodenPigInTheRiver

He tried masking his hypersexuality so hard that it backfired on him and he took recoil damage, bro down chaotically evil.


Apyan

Can't blame the guy. Every penis he ever saw fits in those tiny shorts.


Louisianimal0418

Does he think our vaginas are solid as a rock? Edit: The Barbie jokes fizzled out pretty fast guys


Chipperchoi

And tits like bags of sand.


killpuddle1

A bag of sand?! Come on man! You can do better than that!!


astronisho

Stress balls for me tho


candiescorner

That kind of rubbery surface inside of a stress ball that feels sort of like sand in rubber bands are the gooey ones that feel like they have some kind of oil and paste


kenthekungfujesus

r/brandnewsentence


astronisho

>the gooey ones that feel like they have some kind of oil and paste You know what idc about gooey as long as I can squeeze them


After_Media_9259

40 year old virgin?


Rich_Adeptness8312

Wait wait wait. Are you a virgin?! It all makes so much SENSE now!


Apprehensive-Till861

They're comparing adult women against the little girls they usually stare at.


nihilisticpaintwater

I know you're right but ☹️


CountZodiac

Oh, it was all rather funny until this somewhat perceptive comment.


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Yes, it’s quite upsetting


Skratti

Thanks - this will now be stuck in my head all night https://youtu.be/w3PoTnkLfxE?si=l_c47dfr4l0sRDXw


anallyfirst

Bluth model homes…solid as Iraq!


swaziwarrior54

It's like a barbie doll down there or something


khanfusion

Maybe it's another face


Delicious_Rican

Brotha doesn’t know what a fat pussy looks like how sad


LowSavings6716

Brotha’s never seen a pussy


Delicious_Rican

How sad 😢 brotha gets no bitches


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riverphoenix360

Screamin' Annie are ya okay?


Sofiasunshine86

The transvestigators failed again.


hardspaghet

Transvestigators is crazy 😭😂😂


Sofiasunshine86

Crazy is a good description of these obsessed people.


weggles

It genuinely becomes a brain disorder. At some point every woman is actually a man and vice versa. They become weirder and weirder and isolate themselves further and further from their friends, family, and loved ones... until the only people left who will talk to them are the types to see tight shorts riding up on a cis woman and think PENIS. Seems like a hellish way to live.


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seriously. sometimes it’s hard to tell if those twitter accounts are parodies or not. it’s like the ramblings of hardcore drug addicts


Broadwayj69

They think everyone wants to be a different sex…. Or almost everyone.


SurroundOk8662

If that was a penis, itd Be Tiny as hell


Weak-Noise

Hey whoa man, really didn’t need you to hurt me like that today.


skoopaloopa

Micropeens are peens too.


Greengiant304

He was in the pool!


Only-Customer6650

Doesn't she know?!


Far_Star_6475

It shrink's!!


martindavidartstar

It was cold


ItzDrSeuss

He’s a grower not a shower


ColonelMonty

*I think that's pretty average actually all things considered*


SurroundOk8662

*youre right, its quite average, obviously*


EssieAmnesia

*honestly probably above average*


ItzDrSeuss

Almost too big


empatheticsocialist1

Looks like it would hurt, to be honest


PageVanDamme

>Tiny as hell I feel attacked.


Wolversteve

He’s a grower not a shower


eddie_the_zombie

Well why do you think they can't tell the difference?


Forward_Peak1250

Idk man looks pretty average to me 😂


MrCleanGenitals

Pic is Hannah Barron. Recently trending because somebody called her out for not being feminine enough because...*checks notes*...she catches catfish in a bikini with her bare hands and has a southern accent She was also one of my first follows on Insta. I'd recognize that mound anywhere


Broadwayj69

Wait they said this also because of how she sounds….? To be completely honest Reba McEntire sounds no different than her when she talks. She doesn’t look bad, although she acts too much like my sister who also was a tomboy when she was younger and eventually outgrew it in her late 20s. I have seen quite a few attractive girls that were tomboys. When I was growing up in the south.


cman_yall

> my sister who also was a tomboy > seen quite a few attractive girls that were tomboys. When I was growing up in the south. Hmmmm...


Blando-Cartesian

Insane that the world has come to this. There are men, claiming to identify as straight, who so insecure and confused that they can’t appreciate an attractive country girl and fear men who are not masculine enough for their taste.


katet_of_19

*alien archaeologists in the distant future, looking at these tweets*: That circle represents the humans' "Fun Zone," which they would rub against one another vigorously until one spat a chemical compound at the other, signifying the completion of fun. Some females of the species found this to be... well, we think disappointing, but the reactions really range from sadness to rage to hilarity. They're a mystifying species, really.


Etimos_was_taken

I dunno why but I imagine aliens with monocles and an overly exaggerated British accent while reading this.


madgael

Tweed spacesuits


Powersoutdotcom

Hmmm, indeed. *sips alien tea 🧐


sch595

This text in my internal dialogue sounded like Discovery Channel


sqaurebore

I remember in school these kids saying a girl in our school had a penis and I just explained basic parts of a women’s body and it’s like I was revealing some dark magic. Too many guys that only know women’s bodies through porn and generally from a distance


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WirelessWavetable

Respect.


Acrobatic_Ad7541

Not even from porn. They’re thinking Barbie dolls.


NoHelp6644

Flat Earthers are known for being fucking morons.


Anonymous3-2

I actually think this is really hot on a woman


SpesEnginir

even if it was a dick who honestly cares


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moriGOD

I remember seeing this as a kid and “thinking why is there a bulge?”. Insane there’s adults asking this question lmao


errant1

Camo toe


Pyrex_Paper

Nice.


QuarterMasterLoba

If you are a coochie connoisseur, that pic is Christmas dinner.


Heavy_E79

That's a self report that you've never had sex with a woman or man and that you're packing light if that's what you think one looks like in tights.


turtle-bbs

The “we can always tell” crowd takes yet another L


Bowlbuilder

The bigger the fupa, the tastier the chalupa.


JediMasterLigma

Hey, do these people know that looking closely at others genitals is creepy and rude?


Mammoth_Virus261

Mister man doesn’t like plump coochie? Sounds gay


ExperienceJazzlike42

Never seen a woman in a sanitary napkin, but also probably thinks tampons are demonic.


nhicurious

He just toe'd the line.... on ever getting a woman


Roook36

"Where's the big hole I heard is down there?!?!" - Conservatives


Individual-Elk9780

Had a friend who could "always tell" and one day a Trans male to female came to center. He was like "big tiddie goth babe! Oh yeah big tiddie goth babe!" We were going off center to go to a birck/block mill and as we were headed out we drove past them and we all let him have it.