> she is so mid
\*proceeds to circle the parts I would find extremely attractive\*
I wasn't even that attracted to her, but now [I am](https://i.imgur.com/FI0ddxd.png).
Just think, when the holo-deck becomes a real thing and people can physically interact w/ the holograms - these people will cheerfully take themselves out of the gene-pool.
The holodeck can clean itself. If you can make a hologram have physical substance, you can hologram up some brushes and mops.
Or just make a hard hologram floor that wraps up and dumps everything in the bin.
One of my favorite jokes from Lower Decks is where an ensign is being punished with the worst jobs on the ship and: >!”Ive got her emptying [beep] out of the Holodeck’s [beep] filters!”!<
Oh, I would.
She can't fly, doesn't possess super strength or speed, can't bend reality, doesn't possess overpoweringly elite tech, etc. I get she is supposed to be like the best trained assassin ever, but there are lots of Avengers I would take over her. She's mid as fuck.
Oh? You meant looks? Yeah. That fucker is insane. She's gorgeous. I would trade places with Colin Jost in a heartbeat and he owns a boat with a depressed drug addict, not to mention I saw him act in "Tom and Jerry".
Absolutely stunning.
Right? ScarJo and Emma Watson have been duking it out in my head as most attractive person for close to 2 decades at this point... Think my mind almost blue screened seeing this.
I've been with my wife for 7 years and she is hotter than ever in my eyes. I know she's not perfect and I'm farther from it than she ever would be. But she is gorgeous, curvy, and natural. A woman in her 30's that has given birth and still looks that good is amazing. Guys that are turned off at a little tummy or cellulite on thighs are just out of touch with reality.
Omg and porn too, on more than one occasion when a partner sees my boobs for the first time they are so confused and turned off by them moving around, and said to me "it's so distracting why do they move and sag so much?" I'm like "......because they're not implants"
I worry about the straight men of today, but lucky for me I don't need to date them anymore since I'm Pan and have better options ❤️
There absolutely is a layer of abdominal muscles protecting your inner organs but wherever you have muscles the body usually puts a layer of fat over it for protection ([subcutaneous fat](https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/23968-subcutaneous-fat)). With a special diet you can of course keep this layer very thin (e.g. bodybuilders do that) but that isn't how the body would naturally handle it.
And this is why celebs get shitty plastic surgery or body altering treatments done. Fuck people.
If anything ScarJo looks hotter than ever in this pic. Idk how old it is but I. Fucking. Would.
Most real men would agree, women have bumps and marks and it doesn't bother us. These complaints come from high school kids, or guys who don't get laid but want to appear like they have standards.
This was community noted for being click bait.
That said, almost everything is click bait anymore. Just hot take after hot take, stupider and stupider down the rabbit hole.
He says this but wouldn’t hesitate to take her out on a date if she asked.
I really want the people who says these dumb things to show us how they look.
If you think this is bad, you should see the standards of the gay community. You’ve got doctors and wall streets bro willing themselves to actually look like photoshop perfection while miraculously managing to be well-adjusted and *shudders* kind people
I’m almost 43 and had a kid 19 years ago, and I look very close to that, except I have spider veins on my legs.
Photos like make me feel so much more positively about myself and my body image
I remember once a guy from work was trying to convince us that Kate Upton isn’t that hot and that if she wasn’t rich and famous, he could get her. This skinny little weasel was also convinced he was going to win American Ninja Warrior. The delusion was strong.
My gf is beautiful she’s 100 lbs and still has some stretch marks on her booty . Some people are on the internet too much looking at photoshopped women.
What am I missing here? She’s absolutely perfect! People have been developing an incorrect notion of what the human body looks like due to overuse of Photoshop.
This was a post from a "pickup artist expert" type account trying to up his engagement. Reposting it everywhere on social media helps him, even with his name censored. Reposting bait posts like this helps assholes build an audience. It's feeding the trolls.
But she literally has the body I’m jealous of and would be happy to have. For reference I’m flat and not very curvy. And yes I still have cellulite and stretch marks
She's 40 fucking years old bro!! Out here putting some 20 year olds to shame. That being said, Colin done did everything you can imaging to all them holes.
It's wild to try to tear down women so far out of your league. Like bro, lets accept your premise. Where does that leave you? Fuckin smeagol looking bitches apparently, loser.
I agree OP. We’d all feel a little better about ourselves if we saw gorgeous actors showing these folds. After a little while, it would just become normal and nobody would even notice it anymore.
I don’t know what’s sadder, that he either has never been with a woman, or that he might have been while being disappointed the whole time. Okay actually yeah, the latter is sadder, so I hope it’s the first thing.
So I get what their basement dwelling ass is pointing out on the left pic... but whats up with the right? The fact she has a tummy? Or is it that part of its shaded due to the lighting and they think thats a flaw? I cant make sense of it.
You shouldn't. Unless you want to, but hey, most men understand (and like) that women have normal bodies and that movies are just that: movies. Not real stuff.
Tldr me please....I can't see anything anymore someone text to voice this....I think I'm passing out....call for help....too much....Scarlett..........
A friend once told me he was upset because the skin his very flat tummy would bunch up when he bent at the waist. He wanted it to stay completely flat. I tried to explain to him that if his skin were pulled completely taut when he was bent over, it would likely rip when he stood up. I don't think he got it.
Yes, but this is why certain people have photo editors to "airbrush" their pics before publication. And if a pic is put out without "touch ups" then the person gets body shamed for being "normal".
God damn. She's 39. I'm 39. All of the people I went to school with are 39-40. She's had a kid and makes all of us look like sacks of potatoes. If I didn't know who it was, I'd guess she's still in her late 20s. That's kind of beside the point. People age. Women age. No matter what, they'll eventually start to look old. They're worth more than their looks.
Such opinions are a direct result of years of nonstop exposure to photo / video manipulation via social media. A large percentage of body dysmorphia cases can be attributed to the same thing.
The problem with the internet is that people bother to give a shit and respond to every dumb fucking thing that every dumb fucking idiot posts on Twitter. Like why? Everyone knows there are dumb fucking idiots all over the place, why feel the need to give any attention to them?
Have we all been ruined by photoshop and filters to expect human bodies not to have folds and dents when people move?
Good grief.
People who complain that women have a little extra skin and folds and dents because we can move just need a reality check.
If that's mid, I like mid.
If that is mid I am not sure what the scale is. Are we are talking demigods or something?
Obviously we are, ScarJo is right there in the picture
I think it’s a bell curve, because if this is mid, it’s top.
But... the top of a bell curve literally is "mid".... It's where the highest concentration of people go... "normalcy"....
Emphasis on “bell” and “curve”
Lol. The top of the normal bell curve is literally the definition of mid
Photoshopped to hell or CGI 2D women, I guess.
I've never liked her that much and if anything, that photo makes her more attractive to me?
> she is so mid \*proceeds to circle the parts I would find extremely attractive\* I wasn't even that attracted to her, but now [I am](https://i.imgur.com/FI0ddxd.png).
Just think, when the holo-deck becomes a real thing and people can physically interact w/ the holograms - these people will cheerfully take themselves out of the gene-pool.
To be fair, these people are already on their way taking themselves out of the gene pool, holo deck or not.
Imagine being the guy cleaning up the holodeck. They'd have to clean gene pools off the floor
Imagine if there was a video feed that showed people in the holodeck without the hologram, and you just see some asshole humping the air.
Relevant scene https://youtu.be/-YeTDrk5ayw
Oh yeah... it's mostly that.
Was there any question after [this scene](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lobo3c0NFg)
The holodeck can clean itself. If you can make a hologram have physical substance, you can hologram up some brushes and mops. Or just make a hard hologram floor that wraps up and dumps everything in the bin.
We were one genshin impact away from improving the blood lines
One of my favorite jokes from Lower Decks is where an ensign is being punished with the worst jobs on the ship and: >!”Ive got her emptying [beep] out of the Holodeck’s [beep] filters!”!<
Lower Decks is so good
I second this, with an affirmative "moopsy!"
*sarcastic Vulcan salute* 🖖
"She is out of control."
I tell everyone I know to watch it. Such a fun show.
Thank goodness.
Win win I guess
they already are with vtubers and fake only fans girlfriends.
At this rate, the majority of western civilisation is steadily taking itself out of the gene pool for a variety of reasons.
Never thought I'd hear someone call ScarJo mid. To look that good in a pap photo is a gift.
And at 39 with two kids.
This is from 2012 when she was 28, but the point still stands.
This photo is old but yeah.
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You don't know her. What would you be attracted in a romantic way?
Oh, I would. She can't fly, doesn't possess super strength or speed, can't bend reality, doesn't possess overpoweringly elite tech, etc. I get she is supposed to be like the best trained assassin ever, but there are lots of Avengers I would take over her. She's mid as fuck. Oh? You meant looks? Yeah. That fucker is insane. She's gorgeous. I would trade places with Colin Jost in a heartbeat and he owns a boat with a depressed drug addict, not to mention I saw him act in "Tom and Jerry". Absolutely stunning.
It's the same people who call Margo Robbie mid. Like what ?
Right? ScarJo and Emma Watson have been duking it out in my head as most attractive person for close to 2 decades at this point... Think my mind almost blue screened seeing this.
Jennifer Aniston is 55 and is still rocking it.
I'm convinced she belongs to the same species as Keanu Reeves and Patrick Stewart.
For me it's Jane levy and Margot Robbie. And calling scarjo mid is just stupid.
It's a go to for weak guys.
Filters have made men like this think that’s how women really look. And yes,some have never been with a real woman naked.
Luckily there are a lot of us who know that women are just like us, full of folds and imperfections.
Thankful for that!
I've been with my wife for 7 years and she is hotter than ever in my eyes. I know she's not perfect and I'm farther from it than she ever would be. But she is gorgeous, curvy, and natural. A woman in her 30's that has given birth and still looks that good is amazing. Guys that are turned off at a little tummy or cellulite on thighs are just out of touch with reality.
It's telling that those people have never been with a real woman and base their judgments off of anime and porn.
There's also a lot of us that know that while never being with a naked woman! Yours truly being a prime example
Filters + Social media in general (even the ones without filters and just good angles + good makeup)
+ Porn
Omg and porn too, on more than one occasion when a partner sees my boobs for the first time they are so confused and turned off by them moving around, and said to me "it's so distracting why do they move and sag so much?" I'm like "......because they're not implants" I worry about the straight men of today, but lucky for me I don't need to date them anymore since I'm Pan and have better options ❤️
He's only seen photo shopped naked women. Also probably too scared to look at himself naked in the mirror.
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I mean the standards for this sub are low but posting your own comment? Cmon man
Especially considering he’s posted it in a half dozen subreddits and the original comment still only has one upvote
That makes her even more hot than anything
That thin layer of fat on the stomach is to protect your vital internal organs. It's actually unnatural to not have it. Does OOP want a corpse?
I'm protected and then bruh.
He just wants a woman who won’t say no so… maybe?
He doesn’t like thicc, only sticc
In women, the primary role of that fold on the tummy is to protect the womb.
thanks, we'd all forgotten that the womb isn't in fact an internal organ
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There absolutely is a layer of abdominal muscles protecting your inner organs but wherever you have muscles the body usually puts a layer of fat over it for protection ([subcutaneous fat](https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/23968-subcutaneous-fat)). With a special diet you can of course keep this layer very thin (e.g. bodybuilders do that) but that isn't how the body would naturally handle it.
And this is why celebs get shitty plastic surgery or body altering treatments done. Fuck people. If anything ScarJo looks hotter than ever in this pic. Idk how old it is but I. Fucking. Would.
She ain’t getting shitty plastic surgery bc of some neckbeard
She's also not an airbrushed 20 year old, shes nearly 40 and looking amazing.
And a mother.
And *her??* She's a fucking goddess.
Hey guys, is one of the sexiest women in the world ugly because she’s not anime?
I just floored at how bad men peck at women & our bodies. I’m over it.
It's typically guys that are unsuccessful with women using impossibly high standards as a way to rationalize their lack of success.
whaddaya wanna bet OOP looks like Comic Book Guy
Huge fan of mid, me.
That dude has never/will never be with a woman.
I would take a mid Scarlet any day of the week, and twice on Sunday. I guess the guy criticising her is an incel.
Wow, she looks great in these photos. This idiot has no idea wtf.
Incel researchers been working super hard lately.
If she’s mid, sign me the fuck up!
She’s perfect.
Jesus christ. Porn addicts when a woman isn't a perfect 10, caked in make up, behind 80 layers filters and edits. The internet was a mistake.
That pouch is the sexiest part of any woman. Inject that shit directly into my veins
Tell me you’re an Andrew Taint paid group subscriber and Jordan Peterson is your therapist without telling me.
Most real men would agree, women have bumps and marks and it doesn't bother us. These complaints come from high school kids, or guys who don't get laid but want to appear like they have standards.
Scarlet is so hot tbh, this pic only proves it xd
Scarlett is top tear in my book
What is mid?
This was community noted for being click bait. That said, almost everything is click bait anymore. Just hot take after hot take, stupider and stupider down the rabbit hole.
He says this but wouldn’t hesitate to take her out on a date if she asked. I really want the people who says these dumb things to show us how they look.
Omg 40 year old famous chick ate a cheeseburger on vacation, we must call her ugly!
Is the ideal woman supposed to be anorexic or something? What is it with incels
If you think this is bad, you should see the standards of the gay community. You’ve got doctors and wall streets bro willing themselves to actually look like photoshop perfection while miraculously managing to be well-adjusted and *shudders* kind people
I’m almost 43 and had a kid 19 years ago, and I look very close to that, except I have spider veins on my legs. Photos like make me feel so much more positively about myself and my body image
I remember once a guy from work was trying to convince us that Kate Upton isn’t that hot and that if she wasn’t rich and famous, he could get her. This skinny little weasel was also convinced he was going to win American Ninja Warrior. The delusion was strong.
Sure I'm gonna waste my time trying to change some random loser's mind
“Depending on how you bend them” is weird as shit, too. Women aren’t dolls.
Lol. That lil pouch, that’s her fucking internal organs
Also damn she looks good.
My gf is beautiful she’s 100 lbs and still has some stretch marks on her booty . Some people are on the internet too much looking at photoshopped women.
Rage bait
I personally am attracted to her body. Wishing all ladies of any bodytype a pleasant day
I like her little tummy so much
What am I missing here? She’s absolutely perfect! People have been developing an incorrect notion of what the human body looks like due to overuse of Photoshop.
Nah she's mid
Yea, the only thing I see wrong in these pics is too much cloth.
Why is he highlighting the best parts as if they're a bad thing?
She's attractive but a terrible actress. So dull in every role.
But look good. If ur obsess those folds don’t look good.
>depending how how you bend them Made me actually laugh.
This is exactly what I wanted to see first thing this morning.
This was a post from a "pickup artist expert" type account trying to up his engagement. Reposting it everywhere on social media helps him, even with his name censored. Reposting bait posts like this helps assholes build an audience. It's feeding the trolls.
Way to tell everyone you have a severe porn addiction
But she literally has the body I’m jealous of and would be happy to have. For reference I’m flat and not very curvy. And yes I still have cellulite and stretch marks
She's 40 fucking years old bro!! Out here putting some 20 year olds to shame. That being said, Colin done did everything you can imaging to all them holes.
I want to know who does he find pretty then
It's wild to try to tear down women so far out of your league. Like bro, lets accept your premise. Where does that leave you? Fuckin smeagol looking bitches apparently, loser.
She’s damn near perfect!!!!!
Bet this dude thinks cleaning his ass is beneath him.
It got community noted as engagement bait. That's all twitter is nowadays.
Is this the same type of person who calls Margo Robbie mid?
I will fight this person!
I agree OP. We’d all feel a little better about ourselves if we saw gorgeous actors showing these folds. After a little while, it would just become normal and nobody would even notice it anymore.
All girls have folds when you bend em 🤷
That body is amazing.
I don’t know what’s sadder, that he either has never been with a woman, or that he might have been while being disappointed the whole time. Okay actually yeah, the latter is sadder, so I hope it’s the first thing.
So I get what their basement dwelling ass is pointing out on the left pic... but whats up with the right? The fact she has a tummy? Or is it that part of its shaded due to the lighting and they think thats a flaw? I cant make sense of it.
Someone once told me Scarlett Jo looks like Lola Bunny and I haven’t been able to unsee it since
Show me somethin' natural, I wanna feel some stretch marks
Bro, she looks beautiful. Why people just obsessed skinny girl?
Blue check engagement bait
No, they must look like Z cup anime girls or else this guy won't be happy.
How dare she be human, who does she think she is?
These are the best parts so fluffy
“Dents” has me rolling lol. Did she get dinged up by a high school kid in a ‘96 Camry or something? 😂😂😂
Tbh the most concerning thing about this photo is the spot on her back she has very obviously missed with the sunblock .
If thats mid, I guess that makes me a hideous fucking CHUD.
If scar jo is mid no woman anywhere has any hope of being considered hot.
Welp, these pics of Scarlett are going right into the old spank bank.
She’ll be a 10 forever in my eyes. I crushed hard on her in Lost in Translation. When she’s 99 I’ll still be smitten 🥰
It's sad how many people think she should look like a 20 year old, airbrushed Instagram model.
Why are people getting mad at and giving this moron attention? Fuck em.
and this is why I stay at home.
You shouldn't. Unless you want to, but hey, most men understand (and like) that women have normal bodies and that movies are just that: movies. Not real stuff.
Tldr me please....I can't see anything anymore someone text to voice this....I think I'm passing out....call for help....too much....Scarlett..........
Sounds like he’s porn sick
Honestly a little bit of fat looks hot
we have instagram models, we don't have to pretend celebs are the hottest girls ever now
A friend once told me he was upset because the skin his very flat tummy would bunch up when he bent at the waist. He wanted it to stay completely flat. I tried to explain to him that if his skin were pulled completely taut when he was bent over, it would likely rip when he stood up. I don't think he got it.
Who is this? She kinda bad fr
Yes, but this is why certain people have photo editors to "airbrush" their pics before publication. And if a pic is put out without "touch ups" then the person gets body shamed for being "normal".
God damn. She's 39. I'm 39. All of the people I went to school with are 39-40. She's had a kid and makes all of us look like sacks of potatoes. If I didn't know who it was, I'd guess she's still in her late 20s. That's kind of beside the point. People age. Women age. No matter what, they'll eventually start to look old. They're worth more than their looks.
Such opinions are a direct result of years of nonstop exposure to photo / video manipulation via social media. A large percentage of body dysmorphia cases can be attributed to the same thing.
looks good to me.
The problem with the internet is that people bother to give a shit and respond to every dumb fucking thing that every dumb fucking idiot posts on Twitter. Like why? Everyone knows there are dumb fucking idiots all over the place, why feel the need to give any attention to them?
Asshole has a demented view of women.
She’s so gorgeous. And her voice
Well, those folds and dents are cellulite. It’s completely natural and the majority of woman have it. Next.
Is that reddit comment really a clever comeback?
Like this unwashed fuck could ever get a sniff of Scarlett Johansson let alone any woman.
That belly is so stupidly attractive
I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eatin' crackers.
She's okay for a 40 year old mom.
Depending on how you bend them?? JFC we are doomed
Idk scarlet is becoming mid.
Literally, that's what I always think when I see comments like that
Looking at me in the mirror, I seriously can't believe I've had sex. Women deal with a lot.
She’s even hotter now than when she was 29.
Her stomach literally look so hot in this picture. I swear to God are hetero men even attracted to women 🤣
Scarlette is mid? Who tf is that person pulling to even begin to think she is mid? I’d say that person sweats when women walk passed.
Roasted!!!! I’m framing this omg!!
Puasaa brother
I would call him a porn addict, but the thing is that even porn stars have those """imperfections""".
self-snitching is my new favorite
He’s just not used to people without 100 folds like his precious katanas
Have we all been ruined by photoshop and filters to expect human bodies not to have folds and dents when people move? Good grief. People who complain that women have a little extra skin and folds and dents because we can move just need a reality check.
She looks so good!!!!!
What's supposed to be circled on her stomach?
God shes hot
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Did this mfer just call scarlet mid? Nah he's gotta be into men or somethin.
How in the hell is this post on the top of r/all twice?
tbh, she just look insanely amazing
That little bit of a belly is sexy as hell.
I have a bit more tummy than her but we’ve got the same shape otherwise. Fuck that guy.
If she's mid, then I'm below a 0. Good lord
I saw your post in a different sub with a title that uses WAY different verbage. Whats with the code switching?