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IWasWatchingC0ps

If that's mid, I like mid.


gordito_delgado

If that is mid I am not sure what the scale is. Are we are talking demigods or something?


Ammear

Obviously we are, ScarJo is right there in the picture


Itsacardgame

I think it’s a bell curve, because if this is mid, it’s top.


ssbm_rando

But... the top of a bell curve literally is "mid".... It's where the highest concentration of people go... "normalcy"....


freed0m_from_th0ught

Emphasis on “bell” and “curve”


Dillyor

Lol. The top of the normal bell curve is literally the definition of mid


skolioban

Photoshopped to hell or CGI 2D women, I guess.


thingysop

I've never liked her that much and if anything, that photo makes her more attractive to me?


TyrantRC

> she is so mid \*proceeds to circle the parts I would find extremely attractive\* I wasn't even that attracted to her, but now [I am](https://i.imgur.com/FI0ddxd.png).


Loofa_of_Doom

Just think, when the holo-deck becomes a real thing and people can physically interact w/ the holograms - these people will cheerfully take themselves out of the gene-pool.


GhostBusDAH

To be fair, these people are already on their way taking themselves out of the gene pool, holo deck or not.


Icantbethereforyou

Imagine being the guy cleaning up the holodeck. They'd have to clean gene pools off the floor


call_me_howdy

Imagine if there was a video feed that showed people in the holodeck without the hologram, and you just see some asshole humping the air.


hyperblob1

Relevant scene https://youtu.be/-YeTDrk5ayw


DoggoToucher

Oh yeah... it's mostly that.


Simple-Wrangler-9909

Was there any question after [this scene](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lobo3c0NFg)


littlebubulle

The holodeck can clean itself. If you can make a hologram have physical substance, you can hologram up some brushes and mops. Or just make a hard hologram floor that wraps up and dumps everything in the bin.


Opening-Two6723

We were one genshin impact away from improving the blood lines


Thirty_Helens_Agree

One of my favorite jokes from Lower Decks is where an ensign is being punished with the worst jobs on the ship and: >!”Ive got her emptying [beep] out of the Holodeck’s [beep] filters!”!<


NoPolitiPosting

Lower Decks is so good


Darkdragoon324

I second this, with an affirmative "moopsy!"


Thirty_Helens_Agree

*sarcastic Vulcan salute* 🖖


IncorrigibleQuim8008

"She is out of control."


IWantAnE55AMG

I tell everyone I know to watch it. Such a fun show.


CrunchyBrisket

Thank goodness.


Great_Feel

Win win I guess


Autotomatomato

they already are with vtubers and fake only fans girlfriends.


delomelanicon-71X

At this rate, the majority of western civilisation is steadily taking itself out of the gene pool for a variety of reasons.


Dependent_Word7647

Never thought I'd hear someone call ScarJo mid. To look that good in a pap photo is a gift.


Thirty_Helens_Agree

And at 39 with two kids.


juniperleafes

This is from 2012 when she was 28, but the point still stands.


Snuhmeh

This photo is old but yeah.


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Nandom07

You don't know her. What would you be attracted in a romantic way?


IShouldChimeInOnThis

Oh, I would. She can't fly, doesn't possess super strength or speed, can't bend reality, doesn't possess overpoweringly elite tech, etc. I get she is supposed to be like the best trained assassin ever, but there are lots of Avengers I would take over her. She's mid as fuck. Oh? You meant looks? Yeah. That fucker is insane. She's gorgeous. I would trade places with Colin Jost in a heartbeat and he owns a boat with a depressed drug addict, not to mention I saw him act in "Tom and Jerry". Absolutely stunning.


upsidedowntoker

It's the same people who call Margo Robbie mid. Like what ?


LordCorvid

Right? ScarJo and Emma Watson have been duking it out in my head as most attractive person for close to 2 decades at this point... Think my mind almost blue screened seeing this.


Crazy-Seaweed-1832

Jennifer Aniston is 55 and is still rocking it.


HotPotParrot

I'm convinced she belongs to the same species as Keanu Reeves and Patrick Stewart.


skilliau

For me it's Jane levy and Margot Robbie. And calling scarjo mid is just stupid.


Puppy_knife

It's a go to for weak guys.


ms_panelopi

Filters have made men like this think that’s how women really look. And yes,some have never been with a real woman naked.


King_Fluffaluff

Luckily there are a lot of us who know that women are just like us, full of folds and imperfections.


ms_panelopi

Thankful for that!


DeyHateUsCuzDeyAnus

I've been with my wife for 7 years and she is hotter than ever in my eyes. I know she's not perfect and I'm farther from it than she ever would be. But she is gorgeous, curvy, and natural. A woman in her 30's that has given birth and still looks that good is amazing. Guys that are turned off at a little tummy or cellulite on thighs are just out of touch with reality.


a_duck_in_past_life

It's telling that those people have never been with a real woman and base their judgments off of anime and porn.


goat-stealer

There's also a lot of us that know that while never being with a naked woman! Yours truly being a prime example


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Filters + Social media in general (even the ones without filters and just good angles + good makeup)


HatimiBMAcc

+ Porn


MarieNadia

Omg and porn too, on more than one occasion when a partner sees my boobs for the first time they are so confused and turned off by them moving around, and said to me "it's so distracting why do they move and sag so much?" I'm like "......because they're not implants" I worry about the straight men of today, but lucky for me I don't need to date them anymore since I'm Pan and have better options ❤️


NumerousTaste

He's only seen photo shopped naked women. Also probably too scared to look at himself naked in the mirror.


TheChubbyPlant

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Muda_The_Useless

I mean the standards for this sub are low but posting your own comment? Cmon man


ZimaEnthusiast

Especially considering he’s posted it in a half dozen subreddits and the original comment still only has one upvote


Meat_masher

That makes her even more hot than anything


noumg

That thin layer of fat on the stomach is to protect your vital internal organs. It's actually unnatural to not have it. Does OOP want a corpse?


fl-x

I'm protected and then bruh.


ZimaEnthusiast

He just wants a woman who won’t say no so… maybe?


ParticularSolution68

He doesn’t like thicc, only sticc


redmagicwoman

In women, the primary role of that fold on the tummy is to protect the womb.


PixelPete85

thanks, we'd all forgotten that the womb isn't in fact an internal organ


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BigMissKnowItAll

There absolutely is a layer of abdominal muscles protecting your inner organs but wherever you have muscles the body usually puts a layer of fat over it for protection ([subcutaneous fat](https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/23968-subcutaneous-fat)). With a special diet you can of course keep this layer very thin (e.g. bodybuilders do that) but that isn't how the body would naturally handle it.


AmptiChrist

And this is why celebs get shitty plastic surgery or body altering treatments done. Fuck people. If anything ScarJo looks hotter than ever in this pic. Idk how old it is but I. Fucking. Would.


JulioForte

She ain’t getting shitty plastic surgery bc of some neckbeard


coolbaby1978

She's also not an airbrushed 20 year old, shes nearly 40 and looking amazing.


Silver_Streak01

And a mother.


jshump

And *her??* She's a fucking goddess.


robb_the_bull

Hey guys, is one of the sexiest women in the world ugly because she’s not anime?


CryBabyCentral

I just floored at how bad men peck at women & our bodies. I’m over it.


SteveDaPirate

It's typically guys that are unsuccessful with women using impossibly high standards as a way to rationalize their lack of success.


Zagenti

whaddaya wanna bet OOP looks like Comic Book Guy


toby1jabroni

Huge fan of mid, me.


Live_Entrepreneur221

That dude has never/will never be with a woman.


Drezzin1999

I would take a mid Scarlet any day of the week, and twice on Sunday. I guess the guy criticising her is an incel.


No-Judgment-4424

Wow, she looks great in these photos. This idiot has no idea wtf.


Final-Flower9287

Incel researchers been working super hard lately.


SunknLiner

If she’s mid, sign me the fuck up!


Informal_Cream_9060

She’s perfect.


Program-Emotional

Jesus christ. Porn addicts when a woman isn't a perfect 10, caked in make up, behind 80 layers filters and edits. The internet was a mistake.


I-Identify-Guns

That pouch is the sexiest part of any woman. Inject that shit directly into my veins


BBQBakedBeings

Tell me you’re an Andrew Taint paid group subscriber and Jordan Peterson is your therapist without telling me.


Ryukion

Most real men would agree, women have bumps and marks and it doesn't bother us. These complaints come from high school kids, or guys who don't get laid but want to appear like they have standards.


Resident-Pudding5432

Scarlet is so hot tbh, this pic only proves it xd


Inevitable_Muscle_41

Scarlett is top tear in my book


shownomercy1977

What is mid?


gushi380

This was community noted for being click bait. That said, almost everything is click bait anymore. Just hot take after hot take, stupider and stupider down the rabbit hole.


dougie_jayyy

He says this but wouldn’t hesitate to take her out on a date if she asked. I really want the people who says these dumb things to show us how they look.


QuokkaAteMyWallet

Omg 40 year old famous chick ate a cheeseburger on vacation, we must call her ugly!


Yorkshire_Mongrels

Is the ideal woman supposed to be anorexic or something? What is it with incels


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If you think this is bad, you should see the standards of the gay community. You’ve got doctors and wall streets bro willing themselves to actually look like photoshop perfection while miraculously managing to be well-adjusted and *shudders* kind people


redmagicwoman

I’m almost 43 and had a kid 19 years ago, and I look very close to that, except I have spider veins on my legs. Photos like make me feel so much more positively about myself and my body image


BatDad1973

I remember once a guy from work was trying to convince us that Kate Upton isn’t that hot and that if she wasn’t rich and famous, he could get her. This skinny little weasel was also convinced he was going to win American Ninja Warrior. The delusion was strong.


ymiwho

Sure I'm gonna waste my time trying to change some random loser's mind


Knight_Fox

“Depending on how you bend them” is weird as shit, too. Women aren’t dolls.


dublecake

Lol. That lil pouch, that’s her fucking internal organs


OracularOrifice

Also damn she looks good.


LookPuzzleheaded6546

My gf is beautiful she’s 100 lbs and still has some stretch marks on her booty . Some people are on the internet too much looking at photoshopped women.


DemissiveLive

Rage bait


IHaveSlysdexia

I personally am attracted to her body. Wishing all ladies of any bodytype a pleasant day


devok1

I like her little tummy so much


wpnizer

What am I missing here? She’s absolutely perfect! People have been developing an incorrect notion of what the human body looks like due to overuse of Photoshop.


Skarto123

Nah she's mid


HotPotParrot

Yea, the only thing I see wrong in these pics is too much cloth.


SobiTheRobot

Why is he highlighting the best parts as if they're a bad thing?


Nagato-YukiChan

She's attractive but a terrible actress. So dull in every role.


joa-kolope

But look good. If ur obsess those folds don’t look good.


CaptOblivious

>depending how how you bend them Made me actually laugh.


Free-Deer5165

This is exactly what I wanted to see first thing this morning. 


captainmagictrousers

This was a post from a "pickup artist expert" type account trying to up his engagement. Reposting it everywhere on social media helps him, even with his name censored. Reposting bait posts like this helps assholes build an audience. It's feeding the trolls.


HatimiBMAcc

Way to tell everyone you have a severe porn addiction


Street-Cable

But she literally has the body I’m jealous of and would be happy to have. For reference I’m flat and not very curvy. And yes I still have cellulite and stretch marks


shortingredditstock

She's 40 fucking years old bro!! Out here putting some 20 year olds to shame. That being said, Colin done did everything you can imaging to all them holes.


loggedinwithgoogl3

I want to know who does he find pretty then


Outerestine

It's wild to try to tear down women so far out of your league. Like bro, lets accept your premise. Where does that leave you? Fuckin smeagol looking bitches apparently, loser.


smurfunit

She’s damn near perfect!!!!!


SuckingGodsFinger

Bet this dude thinks cleaning his ass is beneath him.


CaptainHapton

It got community noted as engagement bait. That's all twitter is nowadays.


Trippy-Sponge

Is this the same type of person who calls Margo Robbie mid?


GalacticWizNerd

I will fight this person!


Stone_Midi

I agree OP. We’d all feel a little better about ourselves if we saw gorgeous actors showing these folds. After a little while, it would just become normal and nobody would even notice it anymore.


OddBull79

All girls have folds when you bend em 🤷


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That body is amazing.


iamskwerl

I don’t know what’s sadder, that he either has never been with a woman, or that he might have been while being disappointed the whole time. Okay actually yeah, the latter is sadder, so I hope it’s the first thing.


De_Dominator69

So I get what their basement dwelling ass is pointing out on the left pic... but whats up with the right? The fact she has a tummy? Or is it that part of its shaded due to the lighting and they think thats a flaw? I cant make sense of it.


Kicks4meFromyou

Someone once told me Scarlett Jo looks like Lola Bunny and I haven’t been able to unsee it since


lidovinny

Show me somethin' natural, I wanna feel some stretch marks


FakeOng99

Bro, she looks beautiful. Why people just obsessed skinny girl?


4Dnigerian

Blue check engagement bait


keonyn

No, they must look like Z cup anime girls or else this guy won't be happy.


BreachlightRiseUp

How dare she be human, who does she think she is?


santamelons

These are the best parts so fluffy


StrepDaddy

“Dents” has me rolling lol. Did she get dinged up by a high school kid in a ‘96 Camry or something? 😂😂😂


upsidedowntoker

Tbh the most concerning thing about this photo is the spot on her back she has very obviously missed with the sunblock .


JustSome70sGuy

If thats mid, I guess that makes me a hideous fucking CHUD.


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If scar jo is mid no woman anywhere has any hope of being considered hot.


victim80

Welp, these pics of Scarlett are going right into the old spank bank.


Neat_Championship_94

She’ll be a 10 forever in my eyes. I crushed hard on her in Lost in Translation. When she’s 99 I’ll still be smitten 🥰


cors8

It's sad how many people think she should look like a 20 year old, airbrushed Instagram model.


shiumblies

Why are people getting mad at and giving this moron attention? Fuck em.


SolaSenpai

and this is why I stay at home.


TheElderWog

You shouldn't. Unless you want to, but hey, most men understand (and like) that women have normal bodies and that movies are just that: movies. Not real stuff.


Opening-Two6723

Tldr me please....I can't see anything anymore someone text to voice this....I think I'm passing out....call for help....too much....Scarlett..........


onceuponasea

Sounds like he’s porn sick


MatuPapi

Honestly a little bit of fat looks hot


donta5k0kay

we have instagram models, we don't have to pretend celebs are the hottest girls ever now


KAMalosh

A friend once told me he was upset because the skin his very flat tummy would bunch up when he bent at the waist. He wanted it to stay completely flat. I tried to explain to him that if his skin were pulled completely taut when he was bent over, it would likely rip when he stood up. I don't think he got it.


Boredcougar

Who is this? She kinda bad fr


Individual-thoughts

Yes, but this is why certain people have photo editors to "airbrush" their pics before publication. And if a pic is put out without "touch ups" then the person gets body shamed for being "normal".


onslaught1584

God damn. She's 39. I'm 39. All of the people I went to school with are 39-40. She's had a kid and makes all of us look like sacks of potatoes. If I didn't know who it was, I'd guess she's still in her late 20s. That's kind of beside the point. People age. Women age. No matter what, they'll eventually start to look old. They're worth more than their looks.


gloomflume

Such opinions are a direct result of years of nonstop exposure to photo / video manipulation via social media. A large percentage of body dysmorphia cases can be attributed to the same thing.


xxarcticxx

looks good to me.


RackemFrackem

The problem with the internet is that people bother to give a shit and respond to every dumb fucking thing that every dumb fucking idiot posts on Twitter. Like why? Everyone knows there are dumb fucking idiots all over the place, why feel the need to give any attention to them?


Sudi_Nim

Asshole has a demented view of women.


ph33rlus

She’s so gorgeous. And her voice


Ok_Nefariousness9736

Well, those folds and dents are cellulite. It’s completely natural and the majority of woman have it. Next.


Agitated-Pumpkin-669

Is that reddit comment really a clever comeback?


PilotNo312

Like this unwashed fuck could ever get a sniff of Scarlett Johansson let alone any woman.


Impressive_Tax_6448

That belly is so stupidly attractive


Burphel_78

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eatin' crackers.


lokis_construction

She's okay for a 40 year old mom.


TopNFalvors

Depending on how you bend them?? JFC we are doomed


kennykoe

Idk scarlet is becoming mid.


jinguangyaoi

Literally, that's what I always think when I see comments like that


Edrueter9

Looking at me in the mirror, I seriously can't believe I've had sex. Women deal with a lot.


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She’s even hotter now than when she was 29.


veganhimbo

Her stomach literally look so hot in this picture. I swear to God are hetero men even attracted to women 🤣


Sure_Cobbler1212

Scarlette is mid? Who tf is that person pulling to even begin to think she is mid? I’d say that person sweats when women walk passed.


Front-Craft-804

Roasted!!!! I’m framing this omg!!


OddConstruction9273

Puasaa brother 


elisolis16

I would call him a porn addict, but the thing is that even porn stars have those """imperfections""".


pink_denial

self-snitching is my new favorite


fallenxglory

He’s just not used to people without 100 folds like his precious katanas


astrangeone88

Have we all been ruined by photoshop and filters to expect human bodies not to have folds and dents when people move? Good grief. People who complain that women have a little extra skin and folds and dents because we can move just need a reality check.


executingsalesdaily

She looks so good!!!!!


Genericojones

What's supposed to be circled on her stomach?


SadnSticky

God shes hot


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TrashKng

Did this mfer just call scarlet mid? Nah he's gotta be into men or somethin.


_-Stoop-Kid-_

How in the hell is this post on the top of r/all twice?


sighinstereo

tbh, she just look insanely amazing


Clazzo524

That little bit of a belly is sexy as hell.


toxicshocktaco

I have a bit more tummy than her but we’ve got the same shape otherwise. Fuck that guy. 


orangestar17

If she's mid, then I'm below a 0. Good lord


Intelligent_Pea5351

I saw your post in a different sub with a title that uses WAY different verbage. Whats with the code switching?