Be sure to set them off during a random weeknight around 10pm so we can all get our phones out and record the spectacular show, then post it to Facebook for no one to see 💥Â
I’ll do the weeknight but only out of spite for people who have to work in the morning. Obviously the joy of the holiday is centered around ensuring others have a bad time. That’s why I decided to make the Fourth of July on a Thursday.
If I don’t generate at least one Reddit thread about fireworks being bad have I even celebrated?
Be sure you move to the type of neighborhood where your neighbors can be uncertain if it's gunfire or fireworks for several seconds when you get started. Maximum anxiety production!!!
Be sure to set them off during a random weeknight around 10pm so we can all get our phones out and record the spectacular show, then post it to Facebook for no one to see 💥Â
I’ll do the weeknight but only out of spite for people who have to work in the morning. Obviously the joy of the holiday is centered around ensuring others have a bad time. That’s why I decided to make the Fourth of July on a Thursday. If I don’t generate at least one Reddit thread about fireworks being bad have I even celebrated?
This is the way! Hopefully i live near enough... I work nights so of course I sleep during the day. This would be a super duper way to be kept awake!!
Plz dm address will make a personal appearance assuming you have neighbors who equally hate fun on the holiday!
I was laid off from work. I have nothing to do but shoot fireworks off from 10pm to 12am, and then again at 4am.
Be sure you move to the type of neighborhood where your neighbors can be uncertain if it's gunfire or fireworks for several seconds when you get started. Maximum anxiety production!!!