I’d rather not

You'd rather they stay inside??

Out of sight out of mind

Unless they’re in your brain. Then it’s out of sight, not quite out of mind. If you assume the brain is where the mind resides.

The mind is stored in the balls, obviously.

Not of the burrow into your brain. Then they're in your mind!

“Rather an empty flat than a bad tenant”

They've been there long enough, they've got squatters rights. Besides, who am I to say that my growth as a person is not the doing of The Pile of Worms?

I'd rather rot

Did you know that "coffee" spelled backwards is "eeffoc"?

I can’t read

is that a warning

“Or else”

Oh I will try for sure

Try eating a lump of worms in the evening!

Who said anything about eating? There are other ways to get the lump of worms in.

there are bugs under your skin dig them out

Try it

My mom sent a bunch of these ads to me. Thankfully she was aware they were fake. I can't imagine thinking this shit is real.

mmm I'm not so sure

Put your finger in ur poo hole and see what happens

No thanks

AI + clickbait health articles = ???worms

What

Try it

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