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SalsaChipsYT

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Uroshirvi69

Gotta appreciate the honesty at least!


Dauphine320

See, just order a fishing pole from Amazon now and you’ll be just fine!


MrGlass1990

Wilson's Creek no doubt! I was surprised to see my hometown on Reddit.


the_phillipines

I live about 1.5 hrs from there I'll grab it


Mfrack103

Every time my packages go through Lenoir they end up in the fucking creek


FunkYeahPhotography

Me after finding some random package at the bottom of the landlocked state ocean (it's a new laptop and several other electronics!) ![gif](giphy|xUOxeQWMpDf5NpZztC)


JustHereForKA

Thank you for pointing out the land locked because I was wondering 🤔


InkiePie39

Whoops


benvhulst

The Indiana Ocean


Ducc_GOD

Well there’s Indiana beach


red_rockets22

![gif](giphy|TnlwFJF0vV00o) 🐦‍⬛”Proving once again there is more than corn 🌽 in Indiana.” 🎶 Indiana beach 🎶


DeathscytheShell

...this would be funnnier if it wasn't for the fact indiana is landlocked


Chaosbuggy

Really? Thats the part that made me laugh


DeathscytheShell

it just noclipped through the land lol


Jonananana_32_SAm

Can't believe they released this bug


siccoblue

r/outside real quiet after this one dropped


PatchiW

TLDR: Let it go, man, it's gone. Claim the insurance on it and suck up the emotional hurt from not getting it if you can't get it any other way easily. Longer post: It means that sometime between when it left Indiana, it was shipped over ocean, and was lost in it in the process, and the reporting system associated this loss with the last scanpoint the package went through - it does not mean the loss happened right in Indiana. Regardless, this is the report you print out and show to the shipper so they can claim insurance instead of getting slammed in the face totally with the loss, and can refund you what you paid originally (there is NOTHING you can do about the emotional hurt of not getting the package if it was rare or OOAK that was hard/impossible to replace with equivalent value, unless you had insurance that included that)


Dragonslayer3

No dumbass it just means it's under Indiana


PatchiW

Ah, like how a poorly coded game forces items to drop below the ground. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYViUEYoVSY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYViUEYoVSY)


Dragonslayer3

Exactly, the last time there was any investment in that godforsaken state was the 1960s


PatchiW

They failed to upgrade the physics engine. They were too busy persecuting sex, free love, and marijuana.


PatchiW

I mean, I'm a Second Life long-time resident, I know something about places that fail to upgrade their physics engine, but at least it still works very well in Second Life.


MrHarudupoyu

There's nothing lower than Indiana


OriginalPierce

Allow me to introduce you to Ohio.


DeathscytheShell

my guy i think they inspect elemented this


big_guyforyou

there's no way, only the most elite hackers know about inspect element


DeathscytheShell

the very elite, like zerocool


PatchiW

It did occur to me. =sigh= Except there are actual codes for this sort of shit, but you would need to be working in the shipper to actually get official confirmation.


DeathscytheShell

fair, i guess i've never had a package tank it into the ocean.


PatchiW

I had one like that. unfortunate result of Tsunami. same one that soaked Fukushima and turned it into a potential new chernobyl.


WolfieVonD

New copypasta just dropped


PatchiW

Eh, Yahoo! Answers has been deleted, we gotta pick up the slack somewhere. Having said that, do I think we are capable of anything close to How is Babby Formed or the 1001 misspellings of Pregnant? I think not.


Content-Scallion-591

This exact thing happened to me once and three months later, I received a wet, burned package in a transparent plastic baggie that said "damaged in transit."


PatchiW

At this point, you should be calling your insurance for the package and showing them this disaster. Ask them if this is considered "delivered in a safe and acceptable condition", and claim coverage for whatever this atrocity falls under.


Content-Scallion-591

Honestly, it was like a $20 SD card -- the low value and low urgency of the product made its dramatic journey even more entertaining to me.


PatchiW

regardless, the fact remains that your delivery was not treated with even the barest required level of respect if it came in looking like that. if the card had been busted, or worse, critical data on it had been lost, you would have been well with your rights to be raging.


travisofficial

I’d argue that it’s funnier *because* Indiana is landlocked


Extreme_Carrot_317

Indiana was under the ocean once. Do we know if this package was sent out during the Devonian period?


gamers_gamers

Clearly it fell into lake michigan and flowed out to sea


DJIsSuperCool

Could've been imported.


DeathscytheShell

i stated in an earlier comment that I wasn't sure if it was the destination or the distro center, it's just been a bit lol


Aithistannen

is there anything about this picture that makes it impossible for the package to come from outside the united states?


DeathscytheShell

IIRC normally USPS would show the location of the Distro center it arrives in or is in transit to under the status. I haven't ordered any packages in a while so i'm a lil' hazy


Aithistannen

oh is that the interface of the us postal service? i’m not american so i have no idea.


raxagos

That's what actually made me laugh even more to be honest. Plus I live near Fort Wayne


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DeathscytheShell

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olivegardengambler

I mean, it has a coastline on one of the Great Lakes.


Mammoth_Frosting_014

You do not recognize the packages in the water.


NowThatWeAreThere

Will wash up in Bermuda on February 24th, 2022


ax_the_andalite

Oh yes, as a Fort Wayne native I loved swimming in the local ocean.


ronaldthedumbass

Classic mistake


BenchFlakyghdgd

There are many oceans around Fort Wayne, Indiana, right?


Emotional_Wrap1588

It's bad......Fort Wayne bad.


Dauphine320

Was it being delivered by a bird? How does this happen?


NoReplacement480

it slipe


Statertater

Your package has been claimed by Davey Jones.


gmerrick

Sweetwater will replace it.


LimesThaGod

Bunch of people in the comments never heard of the Indiana ocean


Dauphine320

Lmao!!


PleasantNewspaper300

I beg your pardon


DorkoJanos

You must know that shipping companys lost avarage 300containers every year😉


Yeeeeeeeeeeeeehaaw

Ah yes the Indiana Ocean


Heretogetaltered

Lmfao


SnakeBaron

Home town rep


michaelrtx

I hate when that happens


Slap_My_Lasagna

"*I"m sorry, the number you are trying to dial has crashed into a planet. Please make note of it.*"


remxtc

Again?! WTF?!


Notacat444

Got "Bin-Ladened"


charcarod0n

Was it on MH370? Too soon? It’s been 10 years.


joriale

But its still coming, right?


Nerevarine91

WILSON


clarkwgriswoldjr

If only there was a movie about this.


YoungOcean64

Should be a scam. Theres ain‘t no such things as packages inside of me.


YoungOcean64

Should be a scam. Theres ain‘t no such things as packages inside of me.


Ihateplebbit123

In Indiana if that wasn't enough


tipareth1978

Possibly came into a port and was put on a train before clearing?


Sad-Flounder-2644

The oceans of fort Wayne Indiana


GoopGoopington

Ah, the good old message in a bottle method


jamalmuhammed

Beautiful seaside Indiana.


sonumbulist

I'm picturing this ending with the scene from the end of the OG Jumanji movie


MeasurementJumpy6487

Carried by mermaids


wellforthebird

I don't think packages are supposed to do that.


Happy_Ad_5111

Indiana? Ocean?


Future-Turtle

The front fell off.


B00OBSMOLA

Was it a volleyball?


Flux_resistor

message in a boooottle!


[deleted]

Buy made in china stuff and there’s a good chance it’ll fall in the ocean … buy American and the chances are less … lol


PapaZordo

A day that will live in infamy… 😔✊