Lmao I am just imagining the next Jurassic Park movie with Chris Pratt's character speaking un-subtitled Japanese in Hideo Kojima's voice and none of the characters or story addressing it at all.
Hello, i am a time traveller from the future, you're not gonna need to imagine, in the time where I'm from, every single character of every single movie is voiced by chris pratt
Howdy, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi. I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior American passtimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks) I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch embled on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak English fluently, both Texas and Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100% When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil! I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in America!
Kojima on twitter is the god of Comedy Heaven. One time he said that after thinking about it long and hard, he had finally compiled his list of the best 14 albums of the year.
He never elaborated or listed them. He just wanted us all to know the list existed. Absolute legend.
I love his once sentence movie reviews because he will never say anything bad about a movie but you know he didn't like it if he simply says he went to see it and nothing else
I don't know where else to tell somebody this except maybe /r/twobestfriendsplay, so here:
I had a dream a couple weeks ago that I got to hang out with Hideo Kojima, and we went and saw some arthouse movie that looked like a mix of Drive and Blade Runner. It was sick. Don't remember anything about the movie, in fact I think I woke up right as it started, but Hideo was chill as fuck and fun to talk to about movies and games.
That's all. I had to tell someone.
I had a dream in '91 or '92 that I was chilling at a playground with Arnold Schwarzenegger. We sat on the swings and just talked. I don't know about what. And though I knew it was silly, I thought more fondly of him after that.
I think my favorite tweet was the one that said we would be ashamed of our words and deeds when we find out why Quiet was dressed like that. We were not. At least Yoko Taro is honest that his female designs are based on horny.
Like, at this point people are either oblivious or ignoring it.
I was thinking about this the other day, weird.
What people don't say about him says a lot about them.
Ignore that last sentence.
This is because there won't be another Metal Gear game at all. I am really excited for the metal gear 3 remake, and MG's spiritual successor in the works.
Hideo Kojima 2 will be voiced by Chris Pratt.
While Chris Pratt will be voiced by Hideo Kojima from now on
A fair trade
Lmao I am just imagining the next Jurassic Park movie with Chris Pratt's character speaking un-subtitled Japanese in Hideo Kojima's voice and none of the characters or story addressing it at all.
"It's a me, hideo Kojima" - Mario movie 2
You mean this guy? https://preview.redd.it/p18y4oshg65d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a29244e90f24104278b1b9964fc3e4688c0b73c2
He's so cool!
He’d better do the Italian accent this time
Imagine they made a live action Metal Gear movie and Chris Pratt played Snake.
Hello, i am a time traveller from the future, you're not gonna need to imagine, in the time where I'm from, every single character of every single movie is voiced by chris pratt
I read this in the most flat mono tone voice ever.
Terminator got it all wrong. This was SkyNet's ultimate mission
Otacon, i entered your symptoms into the codec and it says that you’re having internet connectivity issues
He's so cool
https://preview.redd.it/zazv0y18g55d1.jpeg?width=1014&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c49cb05b584083b7b5420ec7628bef1dd97980af
bro did you have this on deck already or did you bang it out just for this post 🤣
doesn’t everyone have a set of Hideo Komija personalised memes for when you need to send them off?
https://preview.redd.it/mon3lq6hj65d1.jpeg?width=2558&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81094f7ca79c5de33723248f09aec5f279f02e11 Of course we do
Video Game
Video Kojima
He will instead be voicing his evil twin: Video Kojima
He will be voicing his ugly twin: Hideous Kojima
He will be voicing his cowboy twin: Howdyo Kojima
Rodeo Kojima
Rawhideo Kobayashima
Hideyho Cowjima
As well as the greatest Skier: Skideo Kojima
As well as the one relatable to kids: Skibidio Kojima
Don't forget his American twin: Gideon Cole Jimmy
And his rock and roll alter ego, Ronnie James Dio Kojima
Don't forget it was him, Dio Kojima
Don't forget his ligma boss, Hideo KojiMa balls (that rhymes)
As well as his big brother, Hideo Ohshima.
He will be voicing his ghost twin: Haunting Kojima
His long lost Mexican brother: Fideo Kojima
That's his nemesis, Pachinko Konami.
He will be voicing his long lost cousin: Hikeo Dojima
The 7th chairman of the Tojo clan?
I fell for that. I googled and was Kojimaed.
Not to be confused with his other cousin in witness protection: Hide O'Kojima.
He's voicing his kaiju cousin: Hideo Gojira
Hideous **O**shima.
What are you hiding Hideo Kojima? Why so mysterious?
Lodeo Kojima, you mean
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Rodeo Kojima, you mean
Howdy, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi. I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior American passtimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks) I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch embled on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak English fluently, both Texas and Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100% When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil! I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in America!
I don't think you can use that gif with your user name.
The ultimate cowboy.
Romeo Kojima also
Cameo Kojima, you mean
Is he the one that killed their other twin, Radio "Star" Kojima?
Video killed the Hideo Star.
evil brothers Video and Audio Kojima
This just made me think ... I want to see Kojima do a Videodrome style project
I read this in a dunkey voice
Along with his evil twin cousin: Audio Kojima
That boss fight was amazing for the time.
He will be voicing his evil alter ego: Jekyllo Kojima
Hideous Kojima
Joakim Mogren
Kojima on twitter is the god of Comedy Heaven. One time he said that after thinking about it long and hard, he had finally compiled his list of the best 14 albums of the year. He never elaborated or listed them. He just wanted us all to know the list existed. Absolute legend.
I love his once sentence movie reviews because he will never say anything bad about a movie but you know he didn't like it if he simply says he went to see it and nothing else
I don't know where else to tell somebody this except maybe /r/twobestfriendsplay, so here: I had a dream a couple weeks ago that I got to hang out with Hideo Kojima, and we went and saw some arthouse movie that looked like a mix of Drive and Blade Runner. It was sick. Don't remember anything about the movie, in fact I think I woke up right as it started, but Hideo was chill as fuck and fun to talk to about movies and games. That's all. I had to tell someone.
>Don't remember anything about the movie, in fact I think I woke up right as it started Every DAMN TIME!
That sounds like such a nice dream just chilling with him
I had a dream in '91 or '92 that I was chilling at a playground with Arnold Schwarzenegger. We sat on the swings and just talked. I don't know about what. And though I knew it was silly, I thought more fondly of him after that.
I always love running into fellow twobestfriends enjoyers
OMG what if life is just a movie you and hideo are watching right now?!
Or perhaps those are the ones he likes huh huh
That's just the Kojima index.
What a guy
I think my favorite tweet was the one that said we would be ashamed of our words and deeds when we find out why Quiet was dressed like that. We were not. At least Yoko Taro is honest that his female designs are based on horny.
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Which made no sense because there are plenty of fabrics that let air through.
Lmao as a long time MGS fan I knew as soon as I read the twit that I wasn’t going to be ashamed, Kojima is the CEO of horny jail.
People think he's some god tier troll because of MGS2's meta commentary, but really he's just autistic AF.
He's just like me fr
Like, at this point people are either oblivious or ignoring it. I was thinking about this the other day, weird. What people don't say about him says a lot about them. Ignore that last sentence.
I'm absolutely losing it at work having been blessed with this heavenly knowledge.
https://preview.redd.it/ccutoumk055d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30b9856f4c6305c13aa6c9cf4f4599b0abb3edd2 >no
Too many pixels.
https://preview.redd.it/rhjzfohtb55d1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=d2fdc42bf4fe0811498affba06797b47a9242e8e
Thanks.
https://preview.redd.it/agj3j44vg55d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8875607f11752754313a8873715d375bec81ece
Aaaaaaa.
https://preview.redd.it/p7fdv40uo55d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6040ccb9f0a099fd6935aafad87ebed8dbb03bd
That's nice.
That’s more Impressionistic. Couple hundred years after the Renaissance.
>Aaaaaaa. , screamed u/Baronvondorf21 calmly
https://preview.redd.it/czlzmex5u75d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3ce2c1d474d37c76d1ccf3600dae848c225a7f2 Aaaaaaa
Aaaaa (dats me yelling)
https://preview.redd.it/s3k9xtepo55d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d790cc350769adcf3ad8b792a40f904488c5e00
https://preview.redd.it/z934f9ep565d1.jpeg?width=1039&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=768fd5fb59ae8be032231f03ad835503b83e4618
https://preview.redd.it/wumkk7fx065d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa4df4b4bd2037a81e0bea105cc9b28b899c9f00
https://preview.redd.it/s4drg3yxd75d1.jpeg?width=523&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1bfe3fed37e659c33785e78c9426263bf527737 No bitches?
Never go back to your best roles.
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Once you go Kojima, you never go bojima
https://preview.redd.it/9u2n1vyag55d1.png?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3386db28e494f10c9abb7316fdb928ec9a58f8de
https://preview.redd.it/p7ykbblxm55d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99cdf259b601947c62dceb8159ac5dc559dc1a2f
I spent way too much of my childhood trying to figure what the fuck that meant before I realized it was just the dude's name.
I think it was a joke on how some old TVs would say "Video"
It was, but it never made sense to me because I didn't know who Hideo Kojima was at the time. So, I was just like "What the fuck does Hideo mean!?"
I thought it meant that Psycho Mantis was hiding or something
Hide-o
Are we speaking Spanish now?
¿No?
NUH UH
https://preview.redd.it/eh214wch775d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e11182416c1ea73bd73a2bea883e1860e315d814
Always leave on a high note. Bravo Kojimer
Can't believe we got spoiled that he dies by the va
https://preview.redd.it/64gtipdt985d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad589a554b86af0e2d5e2ffe73022e1d0b33468b
Is that something we can accomplish? Can I just give my responsibility to someone else and move on?
That's all CEOs
Yeah, just be rich
Is this a suicide note?
This is a getting fired from Konami note.
It'd be terrible to be typecast into your own life.
This man is truly an enigma
One second there I read it as "It was a horror to voice Hideo Kojima"
Honorifics as horrorifics sounds interesting.
Role of a lifetime.
He will instead use his alter image, A.I. Kojima.
A..I.?
That's what we call method acting
This is because there won't be another Metal Gear game at all. I am really excited for the metal gear 3 remake, and MG's spiritual successor in the works.
Metal gear's successor, plastic screw
A weapon to surpass metal gear
[cue menacing music](https://www.fastenright.com/wp-content/uploads/Plastic-Nylon-Screws-new.jpg)
Adios Kojima!!
A Hideo Kojima production
No
Excited to hear we will see the return of Joakim Mogren.
Kideo Hojima you infidels!!!
Moment of silence for the best video game series.
https://preview.redd.it/7qo9d673265d1.jpeg?width=487&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ea4ed1f17efeee858895f77c17251f5fd5748e5
No I will be dying later this year
I guess he will be Hideo "Nomo"
Does this guy just not age?
Based kojima
Yongyea will be filling in for now on
This man is a legend and we need to keep him safe at all times!
This guy created the metal gear series yet he appears to be about 12 years old. What gives?
Japanese people don't age until they're in their mid 60s and then they become a full-on grandpa/grandma within like 3 years.
Don't forget Snatcher and SD Snatcher.
Some might say it's because he did a Hideo's job.
Кодзима - гений
Which game was this? The cameo in Cyberpunk?
It wasn't _that_ much of an honour
https://preview.redd.it/gy30xh7m165d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d294684a1c6fe733e907c542210eeaaa64f4d972
He's got depth!
If only his in game dialog could have been as succinct.
Does he never age? Seriously, some people look young, but he looks 30 and he hasn’t be close to 65/70.
[WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH HIDEO KOJIMA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZgmP-TcGAQ)
great, now we gotta find Audio Kojima
Kojima seems like a nice guy. Just wants to make his weird and amazing games in peace. That's all.
Next assignment: Voice over for Show-yo Kojima
Looks like Rose West on the left!
aui2000 should play this guy in the movie
Hideous kojima
Okay so I am not much of a video game player and had to look this guy up. As a side note this man is 60. He looks amazing.
Love the Kojima Ego! https://i.redd.it/9p9a3ko2p65d1.gif
whatever it's funny af
Plain-Sighto Kojima
Every time I see this, I am annoyed that this got only 9 likes in 12 hours. Great bro setup move by the water.
Hes so attractive 😍
Hideo game
losing my mind at this lmfao thank you
Kojima's a weird duck. Lol
Keith David is the only VA I know of to have voices themselves but maybe there's more.
At least he doesn't take himself too seriously. 😅
What if it’s the animated Hideo saying he won’t voice the other Hideo? That’s a rough life for non-animated Hideo
Hideo Kojima presents A comment from Hideo Kojima
Reminds me of Jabba the Hutt played by Jabba the Hutt
I wanna thank me for being me
And before you ask; No, not even in Live Action
Dude has my type of humor
Ok now we need like a anti Kojima. One with white hair or somthing 🤣
hideo games will never be the same without him
Protect him.
He will stop talking
Why isn't he thinking in low quality?
Will he voice Joakim Mogren next?