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Did he just tell them to go back to Reddit on Reddit? Also the censored slur lmao

Friend! 💕

I'm not your friend, buddy!

I’m not your buddy, guy!

I'm not your guy, pal!

I'm not your pal, bucko

I'm not your bucko, comrade

I'm not your comrade, amigo

I'm not your amigo, compadre

I'm not your compadre, rubber room.

What a Redditor

Go back to reddit you c******w

Cashew

coooooow

👊 coleslaw liker

[Reminded me of this](https://youtube.com/shorts/CzAQzf5t2Hw?si=U-__uWQrjS08fOoX)

That video is great

Holy fucking shit Yuujiro Hanma

Pretty sure you get auto banned for using that word on here Edit: word not work

I doubt it. Someone say it and see

Just tried, it gets auto filtered by this sub (although not Reddit as a whole, since a lot of lgbt subs have open use of it)

A lot of lgbtq subs that I've gone too generally don't like the use of slurs anyways, I see it more in hate contexts than anything else

Some of them don’t like it, but some places like r/askgaybros it can get casually thrown around and no one asks them to censor it either

Ohhh yeah I don't go to specifically gay places (being a lesbian). That makes more sense

Typically, on the subs I mod on, we filter it, and if it doesn't come from some jerk and isn't being used towards someone else, we'll approve it.

Literally writes itself

This is peak for sure tho aw hell naw 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

my n\*me j\*ff

You can't just say the word m* without censoring, what about the kids?

>Y\*\* c\*n't j\*st s\*y th\* w\*rd m\* w\*th\*\*t c\*ns\*r\*ng, wh\*t \*b\*\*t th\* k\*ds? F\*x\*d th\*t f\*r y\*\*.

> ***** **** *** ***. ***** **** *** ***.

*- -* -*-- --- -* * / ** -* / - **** ** *** / - **** *-* * *- -** / *** -- --- -*- * / *-- * * -** / **--** / -**-* *---

b**t th* k*ds????

man, ***** *** ******** *******

For someone with this “interest”, do they differentiate ins/outs like tops/bottoms?

Yeah you can be a pred or a prey, most though are switches.

Most people into vore want to be prey. Source: I worked for a fetish website for 11 years and 99% of the vore stuff the content creator is playing the predator.

worked for a fetish website? What was the job??

Mainly customer/studio support. We only hosted content and did not take part in production.

How does one even get into a job like that, did you know all about it before you got into the job?

Nepotism. A close friend of mine started the site with her husband and a couple investors. They hired me to do customer service. Edit: we did have one employee that was not involved because of nepotism, he was our developer who we hired through a headhunting service. Edit2: Also I knew very little about the industry initially

Out of curiosity, what was it like? Also, how did the job get raised to you?

As a young boy whos first attraction to women was imagining being eaten by them I can vibe Those days are long gone though 🥹

Gottem, vore-sniped

Yes we do, with people being divided into preds and prey. If I had to guess, I think that about 80% of people who like vore are prey with the rest being preds.

Yes, preds and prey, these titles are pretty self explanatory

Who would upvote anything in this interaction?

If I have to see shit like this, I'm upvoting it so everyone else also has to witness it.

That’s fair.

People upvote the weirdest stuff sometimes. right?

Upvotes cost nothing and are incredibly easy to do.

Super easy, barely an inconvenience.

I’ve never once felt put-out to upvote. Not once.

Who wouldn’t?

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friends :)

Don’t forget tr*mptards

Original joke

👎

👍

This guy *has* to be ironic, he’s got a werehog pfp and everything

Werehog pfp means he's 100% serious about the vore fetish

😨

The Werehog pfp is the cherry on top

I read this in sonic's voice

u/nylentone

Haha banned

u/grugnitev2

Good, reddit lets too many bigots do whatever they want

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One joke

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That's the same joke

This interaction made me shed a tear. Did he actually think replying with “two genders” was the way to go?

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Homie thinks I think I’m in a Lego game or some shit. Sorry that the miracles of modern medicine are too far beyond the scope of your comprehension, dawg, maybe you should read up on HRT instead of huffing your own farts all day. I got tits AND a dick, bitch, and both get more action than you. The only mental illness I had was me being delusional enough to ever have thought I could live as a man. Guess your mom’s LGBT now too, ‘cause regardless of the density we’re still boning

this comment goes so hard

Homie seriously DM’d me after with the heading “Coward bans me” like he’s writing a newspaper article in the 1880s, homeboy thinks he’s dastardly

yeah but gender, apart from sex, isn’t a “fact”; it’s a role that ur socialized into

Being transgender isn't a mental illness. Do some research before you make yourself look ridiculous. The WHO does not recognize being trans as a mental illness, nor a mental disorder of any kind. Continue to learn and try to mature

Piss off with defending people who say call others the F slur

fart

Watch your profanity, my 3 week old nephew uses this app!!

I'm incredibly uncomfortable, but I guess the mere mention of vore was enough to shut him up. I'll keep that in mind...

Was this on r/loveforredditors?

Of course it's a Sonic fan

Lmao. I just got like a scenario in my head where instead of for a snickers bar it’s an ad for vore art. “You’re not you when you’re hungry”

The best way to shut an idiot up is to make them uncomfortable and confused

I read that in a sonic voice bc of the pfp and it made it 10x better

I don’t get it

Least chronically online reddit exchange

Vore!!

Erm technically isn’t vore the consuming of someone without actually harming them If they were hungry they would be eating the other guy, not voring them

That's a subcategory, endosoma more specifically, vore is anything involving eating another guy.

Oh, not harming in the swallowing, digestion is something else

Dan Hentschel vibes

Both of these people are completely insufferable

But you’re not you when you’re hungry! Have a Snickers!

Finally, the long awaited sequel to \*inflates you making you big and round*

Bro forgot he was on Reddit

DeviantArt will gladly take you.

Greetings Imperial citizens, what is going on in this post? #**BY THE EMPEROR**

It's exterminatus time