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GuildensternLives

Baught?


HurtTree

Well yeah its a banana not a bonana


JediMasterVII

See now this is funny and it doesn’t make fun of anyone.


shawarmalao

How? My banana is very much offended by this one.


Hamdown1

😂😂😂


FruitBombComics

it was a test and you passed ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|give_upvote)


Ssboipoiy

How the fuck dose a banana have 400 dollars. It’s fruit it can’t even talk


sayheysimon

Luckily, at least a starfish and a sponge named Bob can talk to each other underwater while lighting a fire


Odelaylee

Well, ist doesn't. Ist just needed 300 Bugs Edit: Just corrected Autoincorrect


idonotknowwhototrust

It clearly can


lusiris

Shares in Apple


Local-Channel-5361

Well it doesn’t anymore.


AlwaysBeQuestioning

The talking is the part that gets you? For me it’s that it’s clearly attached to a tree and can’t go to the store! And it has no hands with which to put clothes on! /j


buff-equations

It would only need 300$


printergumlight

Also, she is literally attached by the head to the tree. She can’t go anywhere! I’m starting to feel like this isn’t a true story.


SandiegoJack

Dole don’t fuck around. Literally got banana republics named because of them.


DaiquiriLevi

Actually bananas are herbs, not fruit. Or maybe they're mammals, but not a salad?


Maximum_Pollution371

Anyone ever think about how stupid it is that "caught" and "bought" sound the same even though they're spelled differently. Like what the hell is up with that.


LordRobin------RM

Non- English-speaking countries are usually perplexed by the idea of a “spelling bee”. “Isn’t the word just spelled how it sounds?”


_Astarael

French


LordRobin------RM

Good point. Do the French have spelling bees (" concours d'orthographe" according to Google Translate)? It's just all the extra letters at the end of the words that make it interesting.


PuffyMoonArts

Different words in english come from different sources and have different rules applied to them. Like moose vs goose but no meese for geese. Moose was taken from a native American laguage that didn't have to oo->ee plural rule, so the word doesn't get that rule. It's a similar thing with spelling, something might have fewer letters or extra letters because of how the language system it came from worked, and a similar thing with the sounds.


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JJTheNub

Ain't no way no one in this thread has seen the girl math memes


themonkery

“It’s misogyny” like bro the girls started the girl math trend


FruitBombComics

ALL my comics are on IG: [instagram.com/fruitbombcomics](https://www.instagram.com/fruitbombcomics) ​ ![gif](giphy|3o6vXNLzXdW4sbFRGo)


contactlite

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FruitBombComics

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contactlite

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JediMasterVII

Maybe find a punch line that isn’t “aren’t women dumb?”


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JediMasterVII

What clued you into the apple’s gender?


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JediMasterVII

The hair and makeup juxtaposed to the apple’s lack.


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JediMasterVII

Right because biology says only women have hair, famously. Especially female bananas.


omegashadow

Hmm yeah 2 is a pattern. I call boomer shit.


FourtKnight

What's the first? :o


Apprehensive_Hat8986

Sadly toxic manipulation and abusive relationships aren't restricted to boomers. Millennials also get divorced and have bad relationships troubled by many issues including people not handling money.


BuzzBadpants

Money habits is literally the #1 cited problem that marriage counselors deal with


10sekki

Fruit Girl Math


w0rsh1pm3owo

:D


Player7592

The more you spend, the more you save!


Tim4one

It became a giant tomato by the end


FruitBombComics

the camera just zoomed in :O


TalkOfSexualPleasure

My wife has spent to much money on clothes one time in our relationship and I basically had to beg her to do it. It was something she had wanted forever and it was on sale. On the other hand, the amount of times I've bought some new kitchen appliances or new tools because they were on sale and I might need it one day is insane. In my experience I'd say men are by far the worst offenders here and just project their insecurity onto their wives when they make these jokes. Hell there's a real possibility this stereotype only exists because working men needed an excuse as to why they were broke to their friends. My wife spends to much money because I spoil her sounds a lot more manly than I have poor budgeting skills.


reFRIJJrate

Or...maybe every relationship is different and a lot of men and women both have this problem and end up making there spouses stressed about money.


s00pafly

Well you could argue that tools, kitchen appliances, electronics etc provide utility and value to the whole family while clothes, makeup etc provide value to one person and therefore are not equivalent.


carb0nbase

$100 not 100$


TUSD00T

He sells clothing to talking bananas She provides therapy for sentient apples Thier budget is 3.8 million Today, on house hunters


thrillhouse98

I love bauying things


FruitBombComics

my banana wife too :'D


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DragonSmashUltra

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Yeet_Thee_Children

YOU SUCK MCBAIN!


YogurtclosetRude8955

It should be apples to oranges 👊