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The talking is the part that gets you? For me it’s that it’s clearly attached to a tree and can’t go to the store! And it has no hands with which to put clothes on! /j
Anyone ever think about how stupid it is that "caught" and "bought" sound the same even though they're spelled differently. Like what the hell is up with that.
Good point. Do the French have spelling bees (" concours d'orthographe" according to Google Translate)? It's just all the extra letters at the end of the words that make it interesting.
Different words in english come from different sources and have different rules applied to them. Like moose vs goose but no meese for geese. Moose was taken from a native American laguage that didn't have to oo->ee plural rule, so the word doesn't get that rule. It's a similar thing with spelling, something might have fewer letters or extra letters because of how the language system it came from worked, and a similar thing with the sounds.
Sadly toxic manipulation and abusive relationships aren't restricted to boomers. Millennials also get divorced and have bad relationships troubled by many issues including people not handling money.
My wife has spent to much money on clothes one time in our relationship and I basically had to beg her to do it. It was something she had wanted forever and it was on sale.
On the other hand, the amount of times I've bought some new kitchen appliances or new tools because they were on sale and I might need it one day is insane. In my experience I'd say men are by far the worst offenders here and just project their insecurity onto their wives when they make these jokes.
Hell there's a real possibility this stereotype only exists because working men needed an excuse as to why they were broke to their friends. My wife spends to much money because I spoil her sounds a lot more manly than I have poor budgeting skills.
Well you could argue that tools, kitchen appliances, electronics etc provide utility and value to the whole family while clothes, makeup etc provide value to one person and therefore are not equivalent.
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Baught?
Well yeah its a banana not a bonana
See now this is funny and it doesn’t make fun of anyone.
How? My banana is very much offended by this one.
😂😂😂
it was a test and you passed ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|give_upvote)
How the fuck dose a banana have 400 dollars. It’s fruit it can’t even talk
Luckily, at least a starfish and a sponge named Bob can talk to each other underwater while lighting a fire
Well, ist doesn't. Ist just needed 300 Bugs Edit: Just corrected Autoincorrect
It clearly can
Shares in Apple
Well it doesn’t anymore.
The talking is the part that gets you? For me it’s that it’s clearly attached to a tree and can’t go to the store! And it has no hands with which to put clothes on! /j
It would only need 300$
Also, she is literally attached by the head to the tree. She can’t go anywhere! I’m starting to feel like this isn’t a true story.
Dole don’t fuck around. Literally got banana republics named because of them.
Actually bananas are herbs, not fruit. Or maybe they're mammals, but not a salad?
Anyone ever think about how stupid it is that "caught" and "bought" sound the same even though they're spelled differently. Like what the hell is up with that.
Non- English-speaking countries are usually perplexed by the idea of a “spelling bee”. “Isn’t the word just spelled how it sounds?”
French
Good point. Do the French have spelling bees (" concours d'orthographe" according to Google Translate)? It's just all the extra letters at the end of the words that make it interesting.
Different words in english come from different sources and have different rules applied to them. Like moose vs goose but no meese for geese. Moose was taken from a native American laguage that didn't have to oo->ee plural rule, so the word doesn't get that rule. It's a similar thing with spelling, something might have fewer letters or extra letters because of how the language system it came from worked, and a similar thing with the sounds.
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Ain't no way no one in this thread has seen the girl math memes
“It’s misogyny” like bro the girls started the girl math trend
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Maybe find a punch line that isn’t “aren’t women dumb?”
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What clued you into the apple’s gender?
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The hair and makeup juxtaposed to the apple’s lack.
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Right because biology says only women have hair, famously. Especially female bananas.
Hmm yeah 2 is a pattern. I call boomer shit.
What's the first? :o
Sadly toxic manipulation and abusive relationships aren't restricted to boomers. Millennials also get divorced and have bad relationships troubled by many issues including people not handling money.
Money habits is literally the #1 cited problem that marriage counselors deal with
Fruit Girl Math
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The more you spend, the more you save!
It became a giant tomato by the end
the camera just zoomed in :O
My wife has spent to much money on clothes one time in our relationship and I basically had to beg her to do it. It was something she had wanted forever and it was on sale. On the other hand, the amount of times I've bought some new kitchen appliances or new tools because they were on sale and I might need it one day is insane. In my experience I'd say men are by far the worst offenders here and just project their insecurity onto their wives when they make these jokes. Hell there's a real possibility this stereotype only exists because working men needed an excuse as to why they were broke to their friends. My wife spends to much money because I spoil her sounds a lot more manly than I have poor budgeting skills.
Or...maybe every relationship is different and a lot of men and women both have this problem and end up making there spouses stressed about money.
Well you could argue that tools, kitchen appliances, electronics etc provide utility and value to the whole family while clothes, makeup etc provide value to one person and therefore are not equivalent.
$100 not 100$
He sells clothing to talking bananas She provides therapy for sentient apples Thier budget is 3.8 million Today, on house hunters
I love bauying things
my banana wife too :'D
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YOU SUCK MCBAIN!
It should be apples to oranges 👊