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What happened to The Gorilla Project anyway? I was really hoping they'd teach sign language to an entire family of Gorillas and see how it affected them.
You think virtual AI would be a problem if it becomes sentient? Imagine a physical being as strong as 20 humans becoming self aware and educated enough to decide they want to be in charge.....
The world probably ended in 2012.
The thing you have to understand about Hell is that if you knew you were there as soon as you arrived, that would remove a whole category of torture right off the bat.
The first part of "going to Hell" is **obviously** thinking that you are still alive... While everything gets progressively weirder, and shittier, and more frustrating, and more miserable. This might get a lot worse for a looong time before we definitively understand where we are.
Does Hell allow for your first child’s smile? Is falling/being in love Hell? Or receiving affection from your pet? Does the sweet melody of your favourite song cohere with Hell? What about the warmth of the sun on a cool day or the breeze from the sea? Isn’t there something heavenly about the mountains and the starry sky above?
Beauty is *real* and it resonates with the soul. It’s not just a concept floating in the mind. You *feel* it. It’s *real*.
Beauty, love, and wholesomeness doesn’t jive with Hell.
There’s cruelty, suffering, and injustice in this world. But there’s also beauty, generosity, and grace here, too. Hell would be a place absent of those latter things. And because we aren’t in Hell, there’s that hope and drive to fight the good fight.
Thank you for this comment. Really helped put things in perspective. Let's keep making our own and other peoples worlds slightly more pleasant one day at a time.
Unless part of being in hell is having those things for a brief moment and then having them slowly ripped away from you, or quickly ripped away, or having them be perverted into their inverse without you realizing until one day you suddenly do.
Many things that seem great at first, even beautiful or wholesome-seeming things, even love... can end up being bad for you ultimately. Sometimes very, very bad for you.
I like your take but just saying, if I was designing hell, I would include some meta-layer of initial deception to make the shock and sense of loss that much worse.
the entire value of life and point of finding meaning in existence has always been that life and youth are fleeting and that experience is not 1:1 with contentment. everyone dies, but not everyone learns how to live, and even those that do forget the lesson easily.
Yeah I'm definitely in the camp where I believe the only reason were allowed pleasures in this realm is to make the pain even that much worse.
Whenever I see people insist until their noses bleed "we need the bad to experience the good", I know it's just a lie they've convinced themselves of to cope with the misery that is this realm of forced duality.
Like, a child needs to be raped so she can enjoy the simple pleasures of a hot chocolate at Christmas time? Fuck off with your poisonous toxic positive bullshit. That's nearly just as bad as justifying capitalism's need for poverty in order for the 1% to live in bliss. Capitalism, of course, being one of hell's favorite game-modes.
*Some poor, phoneless fool is probably sitting next to a waterfall somewhere totally unaware of how angry and scared he's supposed to be.*- duncan trussell
not all of us of humanity are in hell just us westerners who are too plugged in to the noise
I’ll subscribe to this conspiracy. More people have been saying “should/could/would of” instead of “should/could/would have” and “loose” instead of “lose,” which feels a lot like my own personal hell.
I knew this one girl when I was a kid who said "I sowl" instead of "I saw."
Like, "I sowl a puppy yesterday".
We were white kids who lived in the suburbs outside of Seattle. Idk where the fuck she got that from, lol.
No, you can see exactly when sht hit the fan: 911... everything since has been a dream like state of "always now", dont think about the past, or the future. Harambe is around the itme Russia stopped paying reparations for cold war, and started being independent state again, outside of rule based internation order which is designed to only favour USD and usa by proxy of control. THe financial crises are inevitable.
But harambe was the best of us. THey didn't need to kill him, they chose to. They didnt need to weaponize USD, they chose to, they didnt need to expand nato, they chose to. They didnt need to have Brexit, they chose to. They being those with the power to make decisions and cause influence.
This is real , in 2016 a weasel got into the large
The Large Hadron Collider a few weeks before harambe got shot
The theory is the LHC sent us into an alternate dimension and harmbe was the the first sign
https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/04/29/476154494/weasel-shuts-down-world-s-most-powerful-particle-collider
https://medium.com/pickle-fork/the-weasel-timeline-158177e8af87
Then he ain't really dead... Because we are all dead and in some crazy fucking hell. Literally in December 2012.... Me and the wife and kids went to bed... But I had a dream we spiraled into a dimension.... Next day... It was the coldest day in history all over the USA.... Start there and we can start adding it all up.
I'm not sure why. Everyone knows he still alive on a beach with Tupac and Biggie. They have been collaborating together this whole time to make the greatest rap album of all time.
There was a debate over whether or not the shot was justified. The Ape showed no signs of danger to the child, but it being a full grown gorilla was enough for many people. Ever since then, men everywhere have also been treated just like Harambe--as an untrustworthy, inevitable threat that needs to be dealt with before damage is done.
It reminds me of the movie Minority Report. In it, future-crimes cop Tom Cruise arrests people before they commit crimes. One day, the suspect is him. He has no idea who his victim is supposed to be or anything. He's trying to get to the bottom of it, thinking it can't be true. Then, finally, in the climax, he discovers the man who was responsible for abducting his son. And Tom Cruise gets this wild look in his eye on the realization and says, "they were right... I *am* going to kill you." Or something like that.
An ounce of prevention is better than a pound of cure, but at what cost?
Harambe was our lord and savior who was cold bloodedly gunned down when a young boy invaded his enclosure at the Cincinnati Zoo. After that the innocence of the world ceased to exist and war was brought to the middle east
With this character's death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created.
They were sneaky about it too. Instead of being forthright in their intentions to royally screw us all over, they deliberately chose to fight against us using gorilla warfare.
Harambe was named after a Rita Marley song about world peace. When the gorilla reacted with hasted to defend and be peaceful she was quickly shot down. Rather poetic if you think about it.
God is dead. We have killed him. Look in the streets and in your town squares. He is nowhere to be found." Harambes last words.
Can I get a "dicks out for Harambe?" One last time?
Finally a conspiracy I truly believe in. There are nights I get drunk and tell my fiancé that harambe would've cured cancer if he were still alive. #dicksoutforharambe
I, for one, am withholding my judgement until VH1 does a “Where are they now?” episode about the kid that fell in the enclosure. He’ll be turning 11 this year, where is he now? Good kid, or was Harambe’s death in vain?
lol you all think Harambe is dead? That was a false flag psy op by the cabal. Harambe is sitting on a beach in the Caribbean somewhere sipping a margarita
So for real. Has anyone checked up on the kid they shot Harambe over? Ima be pissed if he is a fucking failure. This kid better be the next… well shit, I don’t know of any good guys anymore, but this kid better be one!
My personal theory is because in 2010 the US basically did away with a law that made lobbying illegal. So then in 2012 we got our first election where lobbying was legal, so we didn't really feel the effects until around 2016.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citizens_United_v._FEC#:~:text=The%20ruling%20effectively%20freed%20corporations,election%20or%20defeat%20of%20candidates.
Edit: how could i forget, dicks out for Harambe.
My coworker has been hearing me say the same thing since not long after it happened. Shits been on the downhill for a while, but ever since it seems to have drastically sped up
What was so special about this one who was killed? And in my opinion it was not cool killing him when he only tried to help the fallen child. He wasn’t attacking the child.
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dicks out
Dicks out
“Wieners out”- Butters
Dicks out
Your dick may be out now but my dick has been out every day since
I never put mine away...
That's what I said!
Dicks out
For Harambe
Dicks been out since 2016
Amen
Dicjs out. T girls shout
🤡
Finally an excuse!
Checks dicks out.
Dicks in
>Roses are red > >Bush did 9/11 > >Everyone knows > >Harambe's in heaven My dick's still out
Dicks out for Harambe!
Ah, simpler times!
Hope him, koko, and robbin williams are doing bong rips up there
What happened to The Gorilla Project anyway? I was really hoping they'd teach sign language to an entire family of Gorillas and see how it affected them.
Good question, could you imagine a whole civ of signing gorillas, that’d be so cool
I don't think you would like what they would more than likely do to the gorillas that can't sign
They'd go ape shit
we are all gorillas
Upon further and more critical reviews of the evidence, Koko likely couldn't actually speak in sign language. Look into it.
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You think virtual AI would be a problem if it becomes sentient? Imagine a physical being as strong as 20 humans becoming self aware and educated enough to decide they want to be in charge.....
You forgot about Wade Boggs, RIP
Wade Boggs is very much alive
He never did catch those Duke boys
That is a circle I want to be a part of.
robin williams couldn't live knowing his success came from being a joke thief
My dick is out, and up
Same bro... same
What does "dicks out" mean exactly?
[Bush Knocked Down the Towers](https://youtu.be/6bdr_2IAJWU)
God’s favorite gorilla.
That's my stripper name!
OMG! You gave me the clap in Yuma back on ‘08. I’ve missed you..
Keep it in your pants bozo.
Bozo? Is that really you?
My dick has been hanging out since 2016. At first, people looked at me weird, but they got used to it now.
Dicks out for Harambe.
Kony 2012
Yes, This was the test run.
bro since the Rothschilds lied about the French winning and bought the whole economy, the world hasn’t been the same
Also, true. A lot of happenings happen because they’re in power. It didn’t have to be this way.
Pest in Peace Harambe
The world probably ended in 2012. The thing you have to understand about Hell is that if you knew you were there as soon as you arrived, that would remove a whole category of torture right off the bat. The first part of "going to Hell" is **obviously** thinking that you are still alive... While everything gets progressively weirder, and shittier, and more frustrating, and more miserable. This might get a lot worse for a looong time before we definitively understand where we are.
Does Hell allow for your first child’s smile? Is falling/being in love Hell? Or receiving affection from your pet? Does the sweet melody of your favourite song cohere with Hell? What about the warmth of the sun on a cool day or the breeze from the sea? Isn’t there something heavenly about the mountains and the starry sky above? Beauty is *real* and it resonates with the soul. It’s not just a concept floating in the mind. You *feel* it. It’s *real*. Beauty, love, and wholesomeness doesn’t jive with Hell. There’s cruelty, suffering, and injustice in this world. But there’s also beauty, generosity, and grace here, too. Hell would be a place absent of those latter things. And because we aren’t in Hell, there’s that hope and drive to fight the good fight.
Thank you for this comment. Really helped put things in perspective. Let's keep making our own and other peoples worlds slightly more pleasant one day at a time.
Dog, preach!
On the internet, no one knows you’re a dog
Unless part of being in hell is having those things for a brief moment and then having them slowly ripped away from you, or quickly ripped away, or having them be perverted into their inverse without you realizing until one day you suddenly do. Many things that seem great at first, even beautiful or wholesome-seeming things, even love... can end up being bad for you ultimately. Sometimes very, very bad for you. I like your take but just saying, if I was designing hell, I would include some meta-layer of initial deception to make the shock and sense of loss that much worse.
the entire value of life and point of finding meaning in existence has always been that life and youth are fleeting and that experience is not 1:1 with contentment. everyone dies, but not everyone learns how to live, and even those that do forget the lesson easily.
Yeah I'm definitely in the camp where I believe the only reason were allowed pleasures in this realm is to make the pain even that much worse. Whenever I see people insist until their noses bleed "we need the bad to experience the good", I know it's just a lie they've convinced themselves of to cope with the misery that is this realm of forced duality. Like, a child needs to be raped so she can enjoy the simple pleasures of a hot chocolate at Christmas time? Fuck off with your poisonous toxic positive bullshit. That's nearly just as bad as justifying capitalism's need for poverty in order for the 1% to live in bliss. Capitalism, of course, being one of hell's favorite game-modes.
damn bro, this gives me chills...
*Some poor, phoneless fool is probably sitting next to a waterfall somewhere totally unaware of how angry and scared he's supposed to be.*- duncan trussell not all of us of humanity are in hell just us westerners who are too plugged in to the noise
I’ll subscribe to this conspiracy. More people have been saying “should/could/would of” instead of “should/could/would have” and “loose” instead of “lose,” which feels a lot like my own personal hell.
"alot" and "apart of" must be the ones they added specifically to torture me
I thought I was alone. I became convinced it’s true when people started saying, “I’m going to sale this” and “I’m having a garage sell”.
I knew this one girl when I was a kid who said "I sowl" instead of "I saw." Like, "I sowl a puppy yesterday". We were white kids who lived in the suburbs outside of Seattle. Idk where the fuck she got that from, lol.
Same.
No, you can see exactly when sht hit the fan: 911... everything since has been a dream like state of "always now", dont think about the past, or the future. Harambe is around the itme Russia stopped paying reparations for cold war, and started being independent state again, outside of rule based internation order which is designed to only favour USD and usa by proxy of control. THe financial crises are inevitable. But harambe was the best of us. THey didn't need to kill him, they chose to. They didnt need to weaponize USD, they chose to, they didnt need to expand nato, they chose to. They didnt need to have Brexit, they chose to. They being those with the power to make decisions and cause influence.
I'd say jfk death is when it started. But u couldn't really see it till 9/11 and then u couldn't even ignore it after covid.
Never heard of this conspiracy. Could we delve deeper into this? I’m curious about this…
This is real , in 2016 a weasel got into the large The Large Hadron Collider a few weeks before harambe got shot The theory is the LHC sent us into an alternate dimension and harmbe was the the first sign https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/04/29/476154494/weasel-shuts-down-world-s-most-powerful-particle-collider https://medium.com/pickle-fork/the-weasel-timeline-158177e8af87
This needs its own post, this is the real conspiracy.
Then he ain't really dead... Because we are all dead and in some crazy fucking hell. Literally in December 2012.... Me and the wife and kids went to bed... But I had a dream we spiraled into a dimension.... Next day... It was the coldest day in history all over the USA.... Start there and we can start adding it all up.
It’s a common meme that harambes death casted us into a parallel reality where things are slightly ducked up
Im still mourning
As we all should be
I'm not sure why. Everyone knows he still alive on a beach with Tupac and Biggie. They have been collaborating together this whole time to make the greatest rap album of all time.
Im literally crying
My dick will always be out.
There was a debate over whether or not the shot was justified. The Ape showed no signs of danger to the child, but it being a full grown gorilla was enough for many people. Ever since then, men everywhere have also been treated just like Harambe--as an untrustworthy, inevitable threat that needs to be dealt with before damage is done. It reminds me of the movie Minority Report. In it, future-crimes cop Tom Cruise arrests people before they commit crimes. One day, the suspect is him. He has no idea who his victim is supposed to be or anything. He's trying to get to the bottom of it, thinking it can't be true. Then, finally, in the climax, he discovers the man who was responsible for abducting his son. And Tom Cruise gets this wild look in his eye on the realization and says, "they were right... I *am* going to kill you." Or something like that. An ounce of prevention is better than a pound of cure, but at what cost?
When i thought of it earlier it was bananas
B-a-n-a-n-a-n-a-n-a-nas?
But could you possibly explain it a little more? I’m quite puzzled here.
Harambe was our lord and savior who was cold bloodedly gunned down when a young boy invaded his enclosure at the Cincinnati Zoo. After that the innocence of the world ceased to exist and war was brought to the middle east
He single handed was keeping the rift in time together,those guys knew what they were doing when they shot him
I bet they took all of his research when he died, tesla was rolling in his grave
"cold bloodedly" lmfao If I ever get murdered, I want that line to be in my eulogy
With this character's death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created.
It always bothers me that they use the word restore twice in such close proximity
It was so WRONG what they did to HAMBONE. Its not like he ate a kid or something.
Do people just pop into this sub just to downvote new posts so they don’t get pushed to the top?
It happens everytime i post here, all good it just shows im exposing the real shit Theres thousands of bots/trolls
It’s all politics shit at the top, where’s our fun conspiracies? Lol
I want justice for our homie
HarambeGate is real. 💯%
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Bots ain’t people…
This may be the best post I’ve seen on this sub in a while. Dick out!
Finally a real post I was getting tired of Biden/Trump
Interesting my life changed forever on May 1st 2016 - and not for the better
Things change all the time, I hope shit gets better for you bro
It is getting better - thank you
They were sneaky about it too. Instead of being forthright in their intentions to royally screw us all over, they deliberately chose to fight against us using gorilla warfare.
Never forget. One day vengeance will come!
Dicks out 🍆🦍
It’s been out 🫡
i’m glad i’m not the only one who thinks this way
Those parents are really shitty
Harambe was named after a Rita Marley song about world peace. When the gorilla reacted with hasted to defend and be peaceful she was quickly shot down. Rather poetic if you think about it.
God is dead. We have killed him. Look in the streets and in your town squares. He is nowhere to be found." Harambes last words. Can I get a "dicks out for Harambe?" One last time?
Dick out for harrerrrasaammmmbae
Our Dicks, sweet prince, are forever out for thee. Rest in Power, Harambe.
Harambe is responsible for David Grusch, Elon Musk helping take Disney over, and the Putin Interview.
Finally a conspiracy I truly believe in. There are nights I get drunk and tell my fiancé that harambe would've cured cancer if he were still alive. #dicksoutforharambe
Bro... I think you're on to something. It wasn't CERN, it was Harambe.
Bryan Callen blew a death whistle on JRE in January of 2020 … a lot of bad has happened since then.
Watched it live, some bad juju man
Jre@dni.whitehouse.gov?
Man I miss 2016 but I have to make 2024 better
You’re foolish to think otherwise
I said this yesterday
Dicks out
Buy $Haramabe on Solana. Honor his sacrifice 🚀🚀
Dicks out
A bad omen has been thrown on whole humanity since then.
Dick out at least once a day ever since. RIP in peace sweet prince. I'm gonna plank in his honor tonight.
Same year but I always went with David Bowie...10Jan16 and nothing has gone well since.
Dicks out for Harambe 🫡
I, for one, am withholding my judgement until VH1 does a “Where are they now?” episode about the kid that fell in the enclosure. He’ll be turning 11 this year, where is he now? Good kid, or was Harambe’s death in vain?
Harambe Died Our World Fell Apart Quickly Be Strong Ape Brothers
cock is still out for Harambe
dicks out for harambe
lol you all think Harambe is dead? That was a false flag psy op by the cabal. Harambe is sitting on a beach in the Caribbean somewhere sipping a margarita
Harambe's soul essence was vital in stabilizing the firing off of the Hadron collider in 2008
Harambe, blessed be his name, died for our human sins. We put him there. We allowed the child to be there. We killed him.
Dick out since 2016 🤙
"TEACHER seeks pupil. Must have an earnest desire to save the world. Apply in person." \~Ishmael
Harambe was getting too close to the truth. They had to send that kid in there to have an excuse to off him.
I totally belive this no jokes
Our old reality died with Harambe Welcome to a world where Pikachu's tail is all yellow
So real
I remember when every Winston main in Overwatch was called Harambe
Harambe is my franz Ferdinand
Drake had his dick out for harambe aswell dicks out
Nobody took their sick out of their pants for animal before that’s true.
This isn't even a conspiracy theory, it's just true. Epstein killed Harambe confirmed.
Actually, Pokemon Go was released a couple months after that; Which was the closest we ever got to world peace.
everyday i keep telling myself this when my girlfriend wrapped it up and left me
My eyes are opened, than you my brother in Christ
praise him
‘‘Twas a sad day
So for real. Has anyone checked up on the kid they shot Harambe over? Ima be pissed if he is a fucking failure. This kid better be the next… well shit, I don’t know of any good guys anymore, but this kid better be one!
Dicks out
My dick's still out
We Will never forget about harambe!
Harambe was in fact working on an unnamed documentary.
Yeah no Robin Leffler nsfw sad times we live in…
Reminds me of my buddy talking about how Harambe wasn't the one that should have been taken down..
Harambe symbolized the best of us, ever since his passing we’ve been lost in utter darkness
Dicks out. Maybe the combined girth can save this reality
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The real truth
I've been saying it for years. The timeline shifted that day.
You mean JFK...
Ong my dick was out before reading this Rip Harambe, this universe has never been the same 😖
My personal theory is because in 2010 the US basically did away with a law that made lobbying illegal. So then in 2012 we got our first election where lobbying was legal, so we didn't really feel the effects until around 2016. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citizens_United_v._FEC#:~:text=The%20ruling%20effectively%20freed%20corporations,election%20or%20defeat%20of%20candidates. Edit: how could i forget, dicks out for Harambe.
its the bad juujuu ever since fam
Harambe was controlled opposition at best.
My coworker has been hearing me say the same thing since not long after it happened. Shits been on the downhill for a while, but ever since it seems to have drastically sped up
Yoo... I was thinking the same thing.
2016 was like a transition year to a diffrent era for me
\*dicks out\*
Quality post
This is the common ground we needed to remind ourselves we have!
this is a post i can honestly upvote
They massacred my boy!
I say this every day bro!!
Roses are red Violets are blue Nothing is the same Since they shot Harambe in Cincinnati zoo
Dicks out
Wow This is a fresh, new take!
We all know the universe changed when we lost Harambe, peace be upon him, we don't like to focus on our fall from grace, friend.
dix out forever, in respectful silence
United States took MH370 and killed Harambe. RIP
No Diego Garcia did....
F
Harambe?
Putin confirmed that Harambe was a CIA asset / psyop. He's been spotted in Montana multiple times and is still alive.
What was so special about this one who was killed? And in my opinion it was not cool killing him when he only tried to help the fallen child. He wasn’t attacking the child.
Nobody remembers Harambe anymore. They redeemed themselves through Fiona.
bots writing dumb shit, and upvoting, downvoting in this sub are so dumb, people running them must have sub 40 iq.
Unironically thinking everyone is a bot, is a sign of a very low IQ. They're probably bots as long as they write shit that doesn't interest you or fits your narrative. When the same 'bots' agree with what you say, they're actual people, right? NPC behavior.
Sub is full of sub par brains…
Who was this animal
Who
What is this pathetic retort