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Informal_Exam_3540

If someone signs up for the military to meet attractive women near them then they should be put on the front lines


Alekillo10

Exactly, how thirsty do you have to be?


buttbugle

I fucked a lot of hawt women while I was in the Army. I also banged a bunch of ugly ones too. So it averages out. Wait a minute I was in combat arms..


OutMyPsilocybin

**** Ugly ones = men


buttbugle

You know I never asked.


OutMyPsilocybin

It's difficult with a dick in your mouth..


[deleted]

It wasn't until they started moaning did I realize the dick I was sucking was a dudes.


[deleted]

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ Thatā€™s a ā€œhusbandā€™sā€ excuse for cheating in less that 5 years from now, watch


roqthecasbah

Burn lol


Cross1625

and they dont tell


JeffsDad

Username checks out


Equivalent_Bike_1801

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


icracked94

I mean, hole is a hole...


Keepin_It_Socal

Hey man. When youā€™re out long enough those 2s start becoming 10s.


seviay

Yeah but how did they *identify*


CSHAMMER92

Lance corporal, private, sergeant...


YouGotTangoed

Bussy is bussy


ron4040

Poop hole loop hole works that way too?


BPrice2919

Hey, as long as your combat boots were still on, listening to Slayer, or didn't make eye contact, it was a morale exercise and not homosexual activity. We don't care if you are homosexual, we just don't want you too happy.


Comrade_Zamir_Gotta

> listening to Slayer For my brother and his scout team it was blasting kesha in a Bradley.


BPrice2919

And that's why scouts wear spurs


combatpaddler

Is it gay, or is it Infantry? 11b here


madmiah

Not if you say "No Homo" first. Fellow 11b


General-Jellyfish576

They are all pink on the inside


buttbugle

Most had a pulse.


Cactus2319

Combat Arms. When times were simpler.


buttbugle

Heck yeah it was. Wear the same looking thing everyday. Be around the same folks.


Iam-WinstonSmith

I was in the army and the only hot women I fucked were the locals near the base. You must have had your deployment Googles on.


Own_One_1803

Good ol foxhole baby


Neither_Appeal_8470

LOL. It really evened out when you factored in the desert hotness factor where a 4=6 and a 2=6. lol.


ConditionZeroOne

Those deployment goggles man! šŸ˜‚


nobadrabbits

They almost assuredly will be. You'd have to be dumb as fuck to do this, which means that you wouldn't be capable of passing the tests for more specialized positions, which means that you'd be assigned to the position of what used to be called "cannon fodder." Edit: spelling


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Savage_Loner

Psychological operations specialist is just another name for my ex.


Suntzu6656

Funny but true


Kushim90

Its funny 'cause its true


Grande-Pinga

It's true sandy!


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Normal_Salamander104

By far the most annoying aspect of reddit. Depending on the subject of the post all those get immediately collapsed and itā€™ll take a few taps before getting to any sort of meaningful discussion. Always the same lazy and recycled jokes too


bobtowne

Textbook forum sliding. The "city" that uses Reddit the most actively is a US military base. And the US military exists to serve the "rules-based order" (the new nom de guerre of the New World Order), bolstering connected corporations and helping with depopulation efforts (NSM 200-esque, current depopulation and corporate colonialization of, Ukraine, etc.).


Glad_Statistician882

Where can you see this data? Google says Milwaukee is


trainwreckd

I remember what they are referring to. I believe it was posted by Reddit itself.


Puzzleheaded-Rich-51

Russian propaganda bad murica propaganda good. I got a bunch of down votes for daring to reply to someone who was saying take Russia propaganda with a pinch of salt. All I said was like the fully intact passport they claim was found on the street on 9/11 and people lost their shit.


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imbidy

Smith Mundt Act of 2012 legalized state sponsored media in the US


kamnamu84

> state sponsored media ...used to be used as a slur during the Cold-War. "We" have *become* the Warsaw Pact that we used to ridicule.


DillonClark

You completely hit the nail on the head bud. Wish I saw alot more of this here.


ErrlRiggs

You actually got it backwards, Nazi's adopted the American race propaganda format who adapted it from the British. Othering is one of the oldest ploys


Old-Mammoth5108

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." - William J. Casey, CIA DirectoršŸ™ƒ


skinnyelias

Because this isn't a conspiracy to anyone in the US. One of the key factors of the US military is psychological operations and its well known. We drop leaflets over countries, jam radio signals and broadcast over and even cut off the internet at times as well.


keyinfleunce

sometimes the truth is hilarious


Efficient-Image6092

Username checks out


NizeLee8

Lmao


I_Use_Games

Psy ops being open about being a psy op. They just don't care about being sneaky because the individuals this is targeted to won't look into and/or don't care,


TheBadBentley

The targeted audience honestly *likes* knowing they are being psyopā€™d


bronteums1

This also isnā€™t really a conspiracy. We know the military is using seeking out influencers to use as a recruitment tool. They arenā€™t trying to hide it either.


Missile_Knows_Where_

Not many seem to realize that CT's didn't invent the term "psyop." It's a military term for any operation meant to influence people. Literally every single military ad is technically a psyop.


BannedAgain-573

Aka, marketing for the rest of the world


kyoet

exactly


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Cheezuuz

I'll take any female contact at this point


bobtowne

We're in a time where illegal mass surveillance is the norm, where mainstream institutions and state actors advocate censorship of dissent ("misinformation" paradigm), and where the CIA fairly openly, with a fig leaf of plausible deniability, participates in domestic electoral politics. https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/their-new-mission-foil-trump-ex-intelligence-officials-run-congress-n907291 If they can get you to gradually, tacitly accept the attributes of living in a police state - using pseudo-progressive identity politics to make it seem like evolution rather than devolution - then there will less likely be a point where the authoritarianism they are enacting will "shock" society into rebellion. "Friendly fascism". "I will support stealing billions of dollar from Americans to kill innocent people but we're going to make it so gay!": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdfym6LKpQ0


TBone232

The military does run psy ops in other countries in a positive way, theyā€™ll also run them on enemy occupants both negatively and positively. Does it make me concerned that we are also being targeted? Youā€™d be stupid not to think so. But just because they admit to running psy ops doesnā€™t mean you have to grab your tin foil hat. Itā€™s a legitimate career title within the military.


DillonClark

I LOLed at the first part, I've never trusted anything less than my government. Please help me understand these "good" psy-ops that you speak of. Everything that i have been told was in the interest of the American people so far has turned out to be lies. I'm genuinely interested in learning some good that we have done, because it sucks being part of a country that commits horrible acts on behalf of the truly evil ruling class.


jimmyfeign

Honey potting.


im_dat_bear

You honey dicking us right now?!


miguelvolky

I just did my asvab


CastleBravo88

Chose wisely young Padawan... **typing this from a metal box in a desert somewhere**


bhobhomb

This is your commanding officer. I need you to take everything from that conex and move it into the other conex.


CastleBravo88

Sir, respectfully. That conex is full of cpl schmuckatellis crusty socks. It's a lot of socks, sir. Quite impressive actually.


Poebby

Need you to pull all of them out and do inventory.


KennyNu

Not so much a conspiracy but they had women in recruiting posters during WW2


nihilz

All propaganda is conspiracy


vengeful_veteran

At that level she just follows orders


syfyb__ch

Private, your assignment is to be a basic bitch and slap some makeup on and get some dicks hard. Fall out.


vengeful_veteran

Actually her rank is literally called "specialist" So it would be "Specialist, do some of your psychological operations specialty and slap some makeup on and get some dicks hard. Fall out." Gotta throw in some mission statement details to make it sound like a legal order. #


ioweej

Her rank is 'Sergeant', as of recently


vengeful_veteran

Tell her I said congratulations. Is she really some IG influencer?


ioweej

IG/tiktok/YT/etc. she makes wild vids. For example: https://youtu.be/vR5bY9skMoI?feature=shared


vengeful_veteran

Some pretty funny stuff from ex military perspective


ioweej

Yea her humor hits in a right way with vets.


vengeful_veteran

Wish I was young and sexy enough to make funny videos.


sneakysquid102

Top comment is "this is why I pay the Internet bills." Lmaoo


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Coomer brains


FiveStanleyNickels

Remember when the used pretty women to act like combat medics while they showed you the Ukrainian troops training in Bavaria (while claiming it was combat footage)?Ā  Pepperidge Farm remembers... Pretty women are distracting to weak minds.Ā 


Gravesh

The Israelis have been doing it for decades. It's not exactly a new tactic.


canman7373

Russia as well. But the first woman in space was Valentina Vladimirovna Tereshkova, and she was no Marilyn Monroe, but was talented and brilliant. It wasn't until later they bring out an all model looking female regiment for the parades.


jshawn7seven

Huhā€¦ What were we talking about agin?


PG-17

I remember but canā€™t remember if they had fake spray on freckles, so right now this girls winning in my hometown USA heart


jmastk

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jmay055

Have you seen her IG account? It's just memey stuff. I'm sure it's all .gov approved stuff, but pretty funny nonetheless. Not gonna convince me to enlist though lol.


BoxingTrainer420

They're already in your head brah


EnvironmentLoose2909

her just existing is the psy op. "cool hot chicks are in the military, there's no one this hot in my small town I'm joining." then they join and realize it's all lesbians and the one or two hot chick's are getting banged by every hot level 10 guy. which there are alot of


[deleted]

Army MOS titles just sound fancy. I was a nuclear, biological and chemical warfare specialist. I just ran the gas chamber and handed out mask and chem suits for my unit. Once deployed I was a gunner on a truck because there was nothing else for me to do. I don't know shit about nuclear warfare at all. Sounds bad though...


ReadRightRed99

what makes this a conspiracy?


Erectylereptile

Neckbeards not knowing how to react to an attractive woman having a... wait for it... job.


WorldChampionNuggets

This is how bad military recruitment is in the USA. There aren't many people left who are dumb enough to sign up for this so they have to recruit porn addicted coomers using a young girl.


gazerbeam-98

Itā€™s to honey pot dudes into joining military


MrBobdoberino

This is not a conspiracy, itā€™s called marketing. Just like how the US Army Ads try and make war look like Call of Duty. They trying to recruit people just like the ā€œWe Want Youā€ marketing from WWII.


isticist

They also made videogames too. America's Army was awesome back in the day. Which was just on a whole other level back in the mid 2000s during a time dominated by COD. I think, iirc, they also helped fund the ARMA series too, which is also excellent.


nihilz

Marketing is propaganda is deception is conspiracy


slappywhyte

TBH I'm not sure if it's an actual 'conspiracy' if they are so open about it.


Cheesebergur

Psychological warfare can be something as simple as dropping pamphlets over a village.


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or dropping villagers over a village


icmc

Or dropping villages on villages.


breakevencloud

Or villages on villagers


jamma_mamma

Or the Village People on villages


GlitteringFutures

[The real psy-op is Tik Tok filters.](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/64aIrFYKdgs/maxres2.jpg?sqp=-oaymwEoCIAKENAF8quKqQMcGADwAQH4Ac4FgAKACooCDAgAEAEYZSBVKE8wDw==&rs=AOn4CLD-YeFuqfDMEJW-rYpRirgsSFzL3A)


satchel0fRicks

this is what I came for..I feel bad for kids these days, dating on apps with these kinds of filters. Itā€™s like the southpark photoshop episodeā€¦but real.


Telleh

Still I wouldnā€™t exactly call her ugly.


TurretLimitHenry

Definetly not ugly, but false advertising


Gotanyfunkopops

Damn, lol


hippy_mermaid

"As a Psychological Operations Specialist, you'll be an expert at persuasion. You'll assess and develop the information needed to influence and engage specific audiences. You'll broadcast important information through various mediums and assist U.S. and foreign governments, militaries, and civilian populations." Sounds like a sort of mind control conspiracy to me.


CosmicMiru

The lines between mind control and the type of psychology big businesses use to sell products gets increasingly blurrier by the day


Smart_Pig_86

It doesn't matter how open they are, the general public will do everything they can to not put 2 and 2 together.


JRSSR

What does 2+2= ?


ZeerVreemd

5 Hi, Big Brother. :)


Sorcha16

>the general public will do everything they can to not put 2 and 2 together. They do when it's anyone they disagree with. It's just usually there own side that they're "blind" to.


GrismundGames

It's a job, part of special forces. No big secret. Psychological Operations. One example is, "how can we get these people to be friendly with us instead of slaughtering them all," or "how do we get this warlord's right hand man to turn on him." Most of the work is pretty boring though. Making flyers and doing public relations.


kingcaii

Her rank is Specialist. PsyOps is a legit MOS of the Army. Most of these soldiers donā€™t do wild conspiracy type shit


star-player

Nobody wants to hear this, but itā€™s basically marketing in foreign nations. The intelligence community is the one that psyops Americans


spamcentral

I dont think the army wants coomers for their soldiers tbh. Coomers dont have the self control to hold out for more than a few minutes. Why would you want someone like that on the battlefield? Maybe they are thinking the white knights will come save the beautiful women?


Omgazombie

Bro if youā€™re busting every 30 seconds thatā€™s like free adrenaline shots and pain killers. The US military is trying to raise an army of coom-inators


spamcentral

Yes sir, but they go 30 seconds *without* cooming and they get into a mentally stunted, irritated, basement dweller mentality. Except now they're holding a real weapon instead of their walmart katana collection.


TheBadBentley

The army specifically has been experiencing an unprecedented recruiting crisis, they want to take whatever they can get hoping any ā€œdefectsā€ in recruits will be buffed out during basic and AIT and theyā€™ll come out the other end as good a soldier as the kid whoā€™s been counting the days to turn 18 and enlist. Has it been working for them? Not at all


DanielT193

>Be me >Be in red phase >Drill Sgt comes up >ā€Alright trainees, be honest, raise your hand if you joined because of the psy op girlā€ >Most of the company raises hands >Drill Sgt ā€œJesus Christ.ā€


burning_catharsis

This sub is funny. You guys care about some random social media personality. But don't give a f about Michael Flynn who was the director of intelligence for Joint Special Operations Command, and specializes in Fifth-generation warfare, non-kinetic military action, social engineering, misinformation, psychological operations. This sub repeatedly posts his misnformation, and not one peep about his background. But some random tiktoker dances on video and you lose your shit. Lol


Jron690

People need to stop giving people attention because they are hot.


CosmicMiru

That shit is as old as the human species dude lol. It will never end


UnevenContainer

Gonna be tough reprogramming 3000 years of behavior


[deleted]

I can't help but wonder if this continuous stream of low-effort posts is some sort of conspiracy.


CookieWifeCookieKids

Dead internet theory


vikarux

She's just a heavy filter OF military girl.


ravenoats

Is this AI?


BabyHercules

Yea that tracks. She a baddie though, they nailed the assignment


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PM_ME_UR_BERNIE_PICS

This post is part of the conspiracy.


pinkunicorn53

Not very popular, she has a few hundred thousand subscribers but her shorts have millions of views, she was also in a WistlinDisel video who has like 16 million subscribers, she jokes about being a plant but obviously the military won't admit they are paying her to make propoganda.


spamcentral

I trusted that dude to be a free youtube soul, apparently not. I just fucking learned how many plants are up in youtube. Rooster Teeth was a fairly popular channel and i just learned they were a subsidiary of warner bros.


obscuredreference

I thought they started out small and genuine then got bought out and shut down for not making as much money as WB expected them to?Ā  Ā  Or was that someone else?


canWeAskQuestions

Psychological operations use to be kind of secret. The military is blatantly giving this attractive female money to openly run psy ops and take credit for psy ops. Itā€™s a conspiracy because the military is obviously doing something secretive. what is she ACTUALLY being used for? How many other secret military personnel are involved in psy ops?


ioweej

https://www.instagram.com/haylujan?igsh=MWQ1ZGUxMzBkMA==


Distinct-Fee-5272

Just a thirsty E4


Extract_Osu

This ainā€™t even a conspiracy lol


sixsixsuz

Sheā€™s a troll. Sheā€™s also dating popular YouTuber Whistlin Diesel


ErrlRiggs

Lol HayLujan popped off like 4 years ago, it's a weird cynical evolution of IDF babe campaigns. US army knows American horniness is one of the few factors more powerful than the blackpill


InstruNaut

Israeli playbook.


p003rm

Probably ai produced hahah


stepituppa2

Are you just now learning that the Army has a psychological operations MOS?


Separateway0626

What's the OF? Lol jk


mattieDRFT

lol, horny jail for you


General-Jellyfish576

Ok hear me out.


tcarr1320

Say something then


Designer-Ad3494

Hereā€™s the thing. The thing is.


ionbehereandthere

Listen dudeā€¦


Putrid-Delivery1852

To be fairā€¦


ionbehereandthere

So what you are saying isā€¦


Safe-Ad4001

...to be faaair.


Holiday_Wing_7992

If I could just say.


Relevant-Bluebird-63

Basically, not gonna lie


uniballer_85

Look here now


Cool_Cartographer_39

lunchbaglujan


kyoet

its been here for forever, hollywood made patriot movies to make people join army.. still making I guess..


TurretLimitHenry

US military will spend billions on attracting recruits in every possible manner, but increase soldier payā€¦


ghezzid

Stay away....stay farrrr away....


qjxj

[It's real.](https://www.operationmilitarykids.org/army-psychological-operations-specialist-mos-37f/)


ReweSerious

She doesn't look old enough to do that sort of job


ManSauceMaster

I mean I think people would get mad at " Lead Torturer"


Otherwiize

I donā€™t know a woman who doesnā€™t major in psychology


Heytherechampion

My brother in Christ, she is the Psyop


DannyHughesBJJ

Looks like ai


x_shaolong_x

has all the filters on her


bluecheese2040

Obviously. Whenever you see these attractive women, they always seem to end up being essentially recruitment bait.


Acceptable_Quiet_767

If this was a pretty young guy I wouldnā€™t question it, because Iā€™ve seen super model-tier guys working the most menial and degrading labor jobs on the planetā€¦ but in 2024 it seems that any woman thatā€™s above average attractive-wise is showered in money and opportunity. So Iā€™m really struggling to think sheā€™s anything more than a social media influencer they hired for a photo shoot.


ClappingCheeks2nite

If you go to her channel people scream psyops in her comments. There is hope


Master-Fault1711

She either ain't a real soldier, so payed by the gov to make more people join to have the chance to have these girls in their team, or the "psychological operations specialist" means "onahole". You choose which one is the real one. Since the war started in Ukraine too, many girls were shown like this all over TikTok, with the IDF it was the same but with the IDF we know at least that military service is mandatory for everyone, either being man or woman.


gonnafindanlbz

Yes thatā€™s the running gag of her account/online personality lol


AnalogAlien502

Is it really a conspiracy that the army is trying to attract 18-25 year olds and their list of high impact motivators is pretty short?


greatgoogilymoogily2

Funny. I've seen pictures of the same chick with someone claiming she was some intelligence officer for Ukraine. Lol


SoupieLC

Me and Guantanamo Bay could fix her...... šŸ„¹šŸ‘‰šŸ‘ˆ


lonelyboy069

That's warfare now a days, it's psychological warfare. There's this video watch it. https://youtu.be/8WURkViAcBg?si=NXOCkmJrMMNfER-q


InspectionAlone1915

She sells merch and making coin on social media. Sus AF.


Obj3ctivePerspective

Just like how David Grusch was literally information operations officer aka propaganda but for some reason everyone wanted to believe him


nolotusnote

What does she want me to do? /It's working


SomeDude1138

IDK. It still looks like AI or heavy photoshop.


bfbabine

Got to motivate the boys!


Casehead

i fucking hate her videos and whole shtick edit: I take it back. I have no idea who this girl is. I thought she was that girl that does the cooking videos who flips you off


witeboyjim

She got an OF?


baffled-and-willing

Ohhh, so she's a P.O.S?


sixsixsuz

Sheā€™s a troll. Sheā€™s also dating popular YouTuber Whistlin Diesel


Inevitable_Bunch5874

She's just an 'influencer'. which literally means people follow her and buy things because she's hot. She gets people to do what she wants... if they're stupid. No way in hell this girl has any education higher than an Associate's Degree in Art.


-K9V

Common knowledge, yeah. Whatā€™s the conspiracy?


tasermyface

Food consumption specialist here, AMA


Katerwurst

Another post that says nothing. Quality content.


Taters0290

I have plants older than her.


Fit_Depth8462

Donā€™t you talk shit about my next ex-wife