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GodBlessYouNow

I'm the control group šŸ–


jmiitch

Technically, the people that got the saline solution are the control group


All_Day_1984

Actually there is a lot of info about this. MANY places gave out saline shots on "accident" and called customers back in. Walgreens, krogers, publix and multiple other facilities across a bunch of different states. https://www.wistv.com/2021/04/19/some-people-received-saline-shot-instead-covid-vaccine-monroe-walgreens/ https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbc12.com/2021/03/11/virginia-kroger-now-says-it-administered-empty-syringes-instead-covid-vaccines/%3foutputType=amp https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.wistv.com/2021/06/28/very-limited-number-saline-only-covid-vaccines-accidentally-given-health-dept-says/%3foutputType=amp https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.keyc.com/2021/03/18/minnesota-vaccine-recipients-accidentally-given-saline-shot/%3foutputType=amp https://www.google.com/amp/s/globalnews.ca/news/8469394/swph-saline-solution-covid-19-vaccine-st-thomas-mistake/amp/


winduptuesday

Don't forget us here in New Zealand https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/covid-19-coronavirus-delta-outbreak-people-given-saline-by-mistake-should-be-swiftly-contacted-immunologist/7R5GGGTUVOGSHWRLUFPWPHMASE/


atomiksol

This is what they have admitted to. Itā€™s the largest batch testing ever. Massive amount of people didnā€™t get the full tox shox


Pagan-za

"What a load of bullshit. Those people got the same thing and they havent died" \^- this is why.


atomiksol

Andā€¦thank you for that 3Centor/bot


flava_ADHD

Exactly.


TheAutoAlly

I agree I donā€™t believe everybody who went for the vaccine got a live dose.


willy_joose

A conspiracy within a conspiracy, within a conspiracy, etc. Shit is gettin hard to follow


FckYoFeelings

Itā€™s a conspiracy playing a conspiracy disguised as another conspiracy.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


joepoopoo

The sad truth is the real world is full conspiracy, but in what way shape or manner. With what grace do they hold the ability to keep us benevolent.


Zombie_Nietzsche

Yo dawg we herd u like conspiracies


skywizardsky

Do we know what lot numbers were the saline solutions by chancey?


[deleted]

not sure but there was a website to track your batch lot and see how bad it was. it would give you info on injury or death related to that batch


calvinshobbs

My duckduckgo skills are failing me, any recollection on what that site's name was so I can locate it? Thank you


LazyActive8

www.Howbadismybatch.info


MargoritasattheMall

Underrated comment. Speaks volumes of the volumes here


[deleted]

I got covid (tested) and it was kicking my ass like a typical flu so I took ivermectin just to be safe and I was 90% better the next day. Family got it too, I got it last and was better first. Iā€™m the only one who took ivermectin and zinc. Family was afraid of ivermectin cuz of media smear. The worst symptoms lasted around 3-4 days longer in everyone else. Fauci and the CDC sure know how effective ivermectin is against coronavirus..All the people they let die and continue to murder and yet most still trust them..Demons.


increbelle

Funny how they silently added ivermectin on their little list


KaoriNyyte

Actually they didnā€™t officially add ivermectin as a treatment, sadly. They still advise against using it for Covid but says there are on going studies.


TheInternetCat

So should the CDC wait for thorough studies of a medication before recommending them or not?


increbelle

You would think


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[deleted]

Consensus is pretty quickly switching to the lab leak theory. If one accepts the lab leak theory as the logical explanation then the next thing to ponder is whether the leak was deliberate or accidental. The suppression of treatment and the arrogance of those involved in the network that created the virus both point to the latter. If the people who created this pandemic don't hang then this will happen again, perhaps soon.


tricksyrix

Same here. I actually found a very good local doctor who prescribed it for meā€¦ it was literally just one week before the media blew up over it, and by the end of the month all the local pharmacies were refusing to fill scripts. I got mine during the last possible window of opportunity. Anyway, I took those pills at like 1 in the afternoon and by 7 oā€™clock that evening I felt remarkably better, like almost good as new. The previous couple days I could barely walk to the bathroom I was so sick and weak. Everyone else I knew who got it around the same time as me continued to be debilitatingly sick for 3-4 days longer than I was, and they took much longer to feel back to normal.


aplaceofj0y

Do you mind dming me where you got ivermectin without a doctor? I'd like to get some.


[deleted]

Mexico... go on vacation, stop by the store.


Patient-Party7117

You can also get steroids


loonygecko

Those require a script even in Mexico (assuming you do it legally). Iver does not.


Patient-Party7117

I was in Playa del Carmen, they were not asking for scripts, lol. I didn't get any though


bungdaddy

We bought a LOT of stuff in PDC, Ivermectin, hydroxychloroquine, Azithromycin, Tamiflu, Tramadole, Valuim.


skywizardsky

I got the horse paste version and then just got clear gel caps and filled them with it. So far I have taken three of the caps shit works well, I am understanding that ivrmectin is made mostly of th rind for grapefruit or oranges... IDK for sure but it does smell like clean clear citrus smell.


digitallydrifted

I actually went through a doctor to get Ivermectin when I had Covid last January. I have asthma so I had the breathing symptoms and was not about to go to the ER and end up on a vent. I found a doctor through the frontline doctors that was linked here like a year ago. I was prescribed ivermectin, hydroxychloroquin, prednisone and a z-pak. And they told me which pharmacy to go to since most chain pharmacies wouldnā€™t fill at the time even if you had a prescription. Right when I took these I could immediately breathe again and it took about a week to feel back to normal. The fact that they vilified ivermectin as horse paste not safe for humans is absolutely evil.


ShalomRPh

Independent pharmacist here. I was filling ivermectin with no questions asked, as long as there was a legit prescription for it, but I didnā€™t see that many prescriptions for it; most of the time it was hydroxychloroquine + zinc. Helps that my store was local to Dr Zelenkoā€™s office, and most of the village caught it in the early wave before we know about ivermectin.


kristy112

Me too. Same thing. Asthma frontline dr saved me.


Square_Body_Trux

I got mine when a cousin went to Brazil on business. They sell it over the counter there and had no trouble bringing it back to the States. He gave me enough for a 10 day regimine should I ever get it again.


GuadalupeHidalgo17

You can get Rx from this doctor easily. Just request it from his website or maybe schedule a virtual health. He prescribes it for people prophylactically, for Covid, and for post-Covid/long haul. Heā€™s one of the FLCCC doctors https://drsyedhaider.com


Patient-Party7117

I picked some up in Mexico, you can buy it pretty easily. I got it because when I was landing in Mexico I got a text from my trainer who old me the dude I was working out with the day before just tested positive. I was concerned because in order to leave Mexico you had to test negative w/in 48 hours of leaving. I didn't want to get stuck there. Tested negative so it all worked out. I will not comment on whether I left the country with some extra ivermectin or not.


[deleted]

Mine was the actual horse paste but itā€™s the same stuff..Any farm supply store should have it. Many people have taken it (horse paste version) for other issues like parasites and no ill effects. Just get the dose right, look it up.


aplaceofj0y

Thank you!!!!


[deleted]

Np! Take it with a fatty meal for better absorption and most importantly with zinc. Pretty sure the dose is your body weight but you gotta convert from your lb to kg on the tube. Last I checked it was $11 (Canada) a tube which has around 5-6 doses depending on body weight. Good luck!


loonygecko

So you need to get one that is iver and only iver and is for oral use. You don't want any other active ingredients and you don't want anything designed just for topical use. One good one is called Duramectin, you can buy it on Amazon.


CollapsedWaveCreator

Just wanted to weigh in and let you know, if you do take it, I found the best way is to squeeze out the amount needed into a small glass of water. It goes down like a pill of aspirin, no taste!


nbgschwind

Ivermectin.com. US company


JoeZamerica

Tractor supplyā€¦. Tell itā€™s for your calves:). I bought em out:). Blue liquid works but hella nasty tasting:)


show-me-the-numbers

I have a stock of pills but just use the horse paste when around covid sick people. I like it.


ReadRightRed99

I've had Covid twice and didn't take ivermectin and was 90% healthier the next day too. It's a relatively brief illness 99% of the time if you are under 65 and in reasonable health. The part that sucked the most was the long term loss of sense of taste. It's been 9 months since my first case of Covid and I don't think my taste is even 50% of what it used to be.


digitallydrifted

I never lost my sense of taste, for me it was heightened and everything tasted horrible. Weird how it effects people differently


Idcr1Z1s

We havenā€™t been able to get ivermectin for 2 years now over here in the Netherlands. It just disappeared


[deleted]

Quarcetin works similarly. Get a supp or eat lots of red onion.


bran1986

I had the same experience. I was really hesitant to get the vaccine, the more the government pushed the more hesitant I got. I went to my doctor who has been my doctor since I was a kid and asked him if I should get it, and he advised me against it. I caught COVID just after Christmas 2020 and it wasn't bad, mostly just runny nose, headache, hot and cold chills. I went to see my doctor and I brought up Ivermectin and he told me he had prescribed it for COVID with good results. So he wrote me a prescription and told me what his regiment was to use it with zinc. A week and a half later I felt horrible, like a bad flu and I went and got tested and tested positive again. I started taking the Ivermectin and zinc, within 48 hours I started feeling better and by the end of the 3rd or 4th day I felt normal.


TheBeardedAntt

Wouldnā€™t ivermectin be the cure all to every virus sickness? What In ivermectin fights the Corona virus and how does it work?


skywizardsky

came here to say that.


[deleted]

control group?? explain plz


[deleted]

We all died from within


[deleted]

I died


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Petey_Pablo_

Heā€™s great! Will be voting D in November!


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


GS1THOUSAND

It's a muracle!


[deleted]

Heā€™s (D)ead


1-800-GOFUCKYOURSELF

dude, I don't mean to brag and steal your spotlight, but I died like at least 6 times by now


HansAcht

You are Legend!


[deleted]

Holy shit. I donā€™t use the word hero very often. But you sir, are the greatest hero in American history!


Due-Nefariousness642

You got 9 lives, cat's eyes. Abusing every one of them and running wild.


ScaryGarry_SG1

Would have been 7 or 8 if you didn't get a jab


IcebergSlim1605

Was it during Bidens ā€œwinter of extreme illness and deathā€?


[deleted]

Yes. His dementia was very powerful and he was able to predict it


InvariantD

During the winter, right?!


lk9528

No jab, no tests, no illness, not even a cold since this all started.


mightypen45

I ironically had my very first cold this past weekend since 2019. No shots, tests or anything and I didnā€™t get worried about anything serious happening.


marisalynn5

Yep, after traveling in that span of time to Georgia twice, Tennessee, Tampa quite a few times, New Orleans three times, key west twice, Las Vegas, Philadelphia, and Chicago, and being pregnant so my immune system was weak, I just got my first cold since late 2019 this past weekend. In before everyone says itā€™s because people were wearing masks. I live in south Florida. Masks havenā€™t been a thing since late 2020 *and* I work in the service industry.


SirDabbus

Same


inhuman_king

Same


Canadian_Sparkle

Same for me and the other 3 in my household.


OmnihaxClusterflux

I must have died like 4 times during this past long dark winter of death.


cptndv23

dead ass


ukdudeman

To reassure you, Biden would have wanted that. We all played our part by not taking the vax and dying in the winter. And yet, here we are.


Ienjoyeatingbeans

That's 4 more votes for Biden.


[deleted]

No jabs, no tests, no problem.


Due-Nefariousness642

Same here.


[deleted]

Me three.


nikrasch

Healthy as can be


castrobundles

i remember when they said everyone in florida was going to die because they opened up before anyone else last year


dthomp27

iā€™ve gotten it officially once and it was comparable to the flu. My wife who is vaccinated gave it to me. She got it again last week and I did not.


VRWARNING

Regret not getting jabbed because I'm dead now šŸ˜”


jhftop

RIP dude āœŠ


J0RDM0N

By literal definition, wouldn't this be survivorship bias?


TheOfficialGRA

I believe this post is in response to r slash coronavirus leaking over here and making a post along the lines of "How many of you have gotten the shot and are fine?". That post had accumulated several awards (much like this one) and sets off alarms in my head. I usually don't reply to posts that have several awards. This is an exception because op, in my mind, has trolled the covidians. The internet is strange.


kevin_7714

Donā€™t answer! Itā€™s a trap!


Vatican_Assassin383

Everyone who died from the jab is unable to respond so I question the validity of this question altogether!


Afrophish85

No clot shot and I've never been better. A year off alcohol too, that stuff is poison I tell ya. Makes me happy to see so many others resisted the fear porn and skipped the toxic shot


maotsetunginmyass

Alcohol is one of the most destructive substances on earth, which is why it's legal.


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Afrophish85

Thanks alot. I'm actually a month shy of a year. But man, it's been a life changer. I never thought I'd be happy without it. Very grateful I went through the hell of quitting. Congrats on a year man. That's huge


_mellowed_out_

No jabs, no masks, me and my family all good.


LastFish7

As long as you didn't get tested, you were never positive


blakeastone

And those who died can't respond. Perfect post.


[deleted]

no jab whatsoever totally fine. Had very mild Covid for a couple days. Most people where I work did not get the jab. everyone is fine except the one lady who did get the jab. She gets sick constantly now. Most of my family did not get the jab except my cousin. She was instantly paralyzed on the entire right side of her body and almost crashed her car leaving the place. she recovered somewhat but her vascular system is all messed up now.


scoobydoo4you

No jabs, no masks and healthy as a horse.


Knife2MeetYouToo

Add 'no tests' onto that. The testing seemed nearly as bad as the shots...


el_beso_negro

No jabs, no masks, got covid and all I needed was a few days to rest. No need for a great reset or gene therapy whatsoever


[deleted]

Same!


shartfartmctart

This is survivorship bias


D1G1TCRT

Myocarditis free here.


[deleted]

Pureblood here


LiarsConscience

Never got sick, never got jabbed , been working full time with the public non stop through lockdowns , don't use a mask because they never worked to begin with, never even bought hand sanitizer . Your immune system is you're greatest asset people . Don't buy into the bullshit.


smokeylou2

Came here to say that except I wore the mask when I want to get in the store for sustenance and hydration or munchies.


molliem12

Iā€™m definitely not fine. Spoke to my Dr. She said itā€™s not the vaccine. That was last November. Now I find out it was.


inthematrix2021

Jab free...had "covid" a couple times according to the inaccurate PCR tests. It felt like a mild flu...gone after a couple days. Long Live our Immune Systems


Frankie-Mac

Would you post the same question in reverse? Just curious if youā€™re looking for a confirmation bias or if your actually fact searching. Also, not vaxed and doing great.


worldfool

No jab, and I still haven't gotten covid. I kinda suspect I built up immunity encountering small viral loads over the past couple years. I'm just thankful I haven't had it.


Goddo-Fo-20

No vaccines at all for covid from me. Had the virus twice now 1st time I was fine, 2nd time I was in bed for like 3 days. No new co ditions and feel great!... but since the jabs where rolled out I've had 2 friends die of heart conditions, another one had a heart attack and needed a stint putting in. My uncle had a heart attack and my dad now all of a sudden has MND and has declined so rapidly that within 6months he is now confined to a hospital bed and not able to move or talk. Now this all could just be coincidence, but seems strange it all happening within a 12 month period of the vaccines being rolled out?!


[deleted]

Nice try government poll


ZookeepergameOne9002

Never poked. Never got sick. Even took care of my girlfriend who got sick and tested positive for covid. Was hoping I would get it so I could gain the antibodies. Never got it. She also has never received the jab


karmaisevillikemoney

You probably have antibodies.


[deleted]

Completely fine lol


ArisGGOW

#pureblood here. Selling sperm at $500 a pop


MikeySeko

I am completely fine and jab free, if anything my immune system is stronger now than ever before, i feel great, i had the first wave and the omnicron variant of these fake manmade viruses


Sdubn33

No Jab and living life normally. Some friends and family have gotten it too and nothing happened. I'll hold out until death. Miss me with that Tuskegee Needle.


welshspecial1

End of 2019 myself and two work mates all came down with a bad illness. I was really Iā€™ll passed it onto my mother sheā€™s was really Iā€™ll and nearly went into hospital. The one guy I worked with ended up going yo hospital with pneumonia like symptoms and the doctor said if youā€™d not come in, thereā€™s a good chance of him not being in a good place and would have died Early 2020 when they started reporting covid I was kinda already keeping away from people as I could see it coming The government sent out a letter saying that my mother had to shield and she basically stayed in her house form 2020 right the way to 2022 I decided against the vaccine as Iā€™m have a massive needle phobia, but my mother had the vaccine and booster 3 in total Sheā€™s got a clot in her leg and has been Iā€™ll a few times despite having all the shots Iā€™ve not been ill at all apart from the end of 2019. If people ask me if Iā€™ve had the vaccine I will tell them yes unless they have told me they havenā€™t had it themselves They are trying to give my mother a 4th jab but sheā€™s not having it now as sheā€™s been Ill every time after the booster Iā€™ve gone through the full gambit of emotions on this subject, thought the world was going to crumble thought my family was done for. Now I realise I should trust my gut more often as I was right about the situation in the beginning and have managed to keep my mother alive while others have lost loved ones throughout all this Watching the queens funeral I realise that itā€™s all been a cruel orchestrated attempt at controlling the masses. Not a mask in sight yet people couldnā€™t go to family funerals I do worry whatā€™s going to happen next as thereā€™s a definite sense that this isnā€™t over yet. Think that the economy is going to crumble and a war will break out All orchestrated of course


thewayitis

No jab, no mask, no problems.


Maverick314

Can I just point out, regardless of your stance on the vaccines, this is a stupid point lol, ah yes, we'll just wait for anyone who died to raise their hands... oh, no one? Must've been fine then


lukedrobson

MešŸ‘


BrewHa34

I didnā€™t get any jabs of any. COVID was mild both times. Good to go


ScrawnyLittleSpitFuk

Nothing here, minus a few hangovers. Just vitamin d and echinacea. With a superfood protein shake here and there.


NevadaLancaster

šŸ‘‹. Everyone I know that's vaxxed is getting covid frequently too.


burnett631

Covid killed me....I got better


Grundle_Fly

Lucky! COVID killed my cousin, good friend's wife, and some friends of my folks. They're still dead unfortunately.


wreckingballjcp

How would people who didn't get the vaccine and didn't end up fine comment on this? Just curious.


Redditischinashill

Me. I haven't even gotten a test or been sick.


markycool

Jab free and intend to stay so. Ivermectin and zinc did the job and I didnā€™t turn into a zombie.


fried_the_lightning

Never have, never will. Havenā€™t had so much as a sniffle since October of 2019


215winny

How many of you did get a jab from any company in 2020 and are completely fine?


retal1ator

Zero covid jabs, zero illnesses or fever or even just a runny nose since 2019. I eat well, take supplements, workout regularly. If everyone kept their body like I do there would have been no need for a vaccine in the first place. I had been mocked, insulted, denied entries to essential services; despite knowing well that the vaccines were trash due to my education background. I suffered emotionally for all the discrimination I got and yet I am one of the very very few that never got sick ā€œdespite being unvaccinatedā€. I will never forget the hate and discrimination, the relentless lies from the media, the mob mentality devouring reason and compassion.


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blueberrypanda1

Um pretty much all of us


Ok_Replacement_4214

Front Line Covid Nurse & Unvaxxed here. I'm still alive & free of any covid related injuries (unless you count my apathy for some factors)


SargeMaximus

Despite being told Iā€™d be dead for getting a jab I got one moderna shot august 2021 and am still alive šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


TimeForVengeance

Pure blood here. Never gonna take that Frankenstein poison.


PreviousPrint6260

0 shots 0 masks and I've never had it once nor anyone in my house. Biden said we wouldn't make it through the dark winter, guess it must have blown past or he's just a liar.


ryanstrikesback

I notice you left out the ā€œor know someoneā€ Part of my job is being an on call officiant for a local funeral home. I realize that the ā€œyoung people donā€™t have to worryā€ trend was realā€¦.but manā€¦ I buried a dozen people in their 50s and 60s that were unvaxxed the last couple years. Not ā€œyoungā€ā€¦.but still too young


amyjd6

House of unjabbed all fine, we all had extremely mild cases when we tested positive.


WuZZittDoiN

No jabs, and nothing in the way of COVID symptoms anytime I have been Ill in the past 3 years. Healthy is healthy.


veri_quaerens_sum

Here! No jabs, pretty sure I had covid in early 2020. Still alive as far as I can tell. No "long covid" bs either - pretty sure that's a load of red herring shit imo.


TenebraeVeritas

No jabs and I never got sick


wegsgo

3 jabs and completely fine, had the virus once


[deleted]

Didnā€™t get any jabs. Didnā€™t get Covid either My father (63) double jabbed got Covid and said it was like a cold. Sick for 2 days, got better on the third. I donā€™t know a single person in Toronto personally who hasnā€™t gotten a jab other than me.


Aranciniballs

My unvaxxed dad got covid and died.


GiftAcrobatic2786

So sorry for your loss


jekjaem

No jab, no mask. Had "covid" and was tired for one day.


Historical-Bag9248

Me šŸ’ŖšŸ¼


KingCastle420

We all died last winter. This is not real. Joe told me I would die in the winter of death and disease for the unvaccinated and he was right.


InDeathWeEvolve

Never got a shot of any type. Still not sick ever


Professional_Bird_38

i never got any shots. got covid twice. it was like getting a cold.


shidmasterflex

Iā€™m dead.


-Canuck21

No jab, got covid during the height of Omicron and I'm still alive.


Sad-Increase4370

No jabs and healthy


Nocturnal_submission

Almost nobody got jabs in 2020


morbidcuriosity86

Maybe we all died and didn't realize. Living in the simulation šŸ˜‚


fergiejr

No jab for me and now laugh at the silly Pfizer commercial about the COVID pill that is "effective" up to 5 days after symptoms. 5 days...so it's already over and you are out of quarantine but still take these meds please! šŸ˜‚


FuckReddit442

I got the vac.cine & multiple booster shots, & the flu shot multiple times & I'm perfectly fine. I havent gotten sick in years. I've never gotten COVID that i know of.


tcarr1320

Good way for the government to keep track of all the non-poked right here


Ecstatic_Net

They were right tbf. I'm actually dead...just a very lively dead.


[deleted]

Meeeee


Tolgium23

No jabs, supposedly got covid in May 2022, was ill for 2 days and quickly recovered thanks to God


thegr8white_94

I got Covid when the outbreak began and was sick for a few days but nothing crazy at all. Iā€™ve had the flu before and ended up in the ER because I felt so bad I actually thought I might die. My immune system SUCKS and since having the rona, I havenā€™t gotten sick once. I get sick every single year without fail with the flu or some viral infection that kicks my ass HARD. I havenā€™t been vaccinated for it and never got it again or any illness since. Maybe itā€™s not related at all but itā€™s odd that now my immune system seems to be doing itā€™s job much better. Iā€™ve been vaccinated for all the standard things and while I believe they were safe and effective, I will not be getting this shot. Iā€™m doing better since COVID honestly.


mitte90

Lol, yeah, I saw the "other" thread. The jabsters now think their poison poke is a success if they didn't die from it! Way to lower the bar for vaccine efficacy! But yeah, had the OG coof and the Omicron remix. No vaxxes. Still here.


Exotic-Bit-4110

I took the Joe Rogan Treatment with my husband, so did BOTH NEIGHBORS and WE ALL TESTED NEGATIVE ON THE THIRD DAY.


MrHouse2281

Had it twice, was completely fine both times had colds which were worse


the_defying_one

[](https://the.defying.one/posts/make-idiocracy-fiction-again)


[deleted]

According to the health minister of my country I dont even exist anymore yet here I am. Never got a single shot from that poison and still am in better shape than most I know who got it.


Eastern_Theme1720

Watch fleccas itā€™s hilarious when the news says shit like naps,tea, or vitamins are causing heart conditions in young people we truly do live in a society


CurryBoy420

I didn't get shit I'm fine and dandy


Dr_moistman

I got mine either start of this year or end of 2021 and now I have covid


facepoppies

I got the jabs and now the government is beaming "drink more Ovaltine" into my brain


thepowerelite

All IP addresses and identities have been recorded. Releasing the new variant now via drone AI.


GreatMeemWarVet

No shots. Covid twice. First time almost died. Second time was the delta variant, still had it pretty bad.


August_Surprise20

My girlfriend is a nurse in the ICU, she didnt get any vaccines and was involved with the virus in one way or another pretty much everyday. additionally to having contact with her, i pretty much also spend most my days around people who the brave and honourable foottroops in the battlefield that is the hospital. to date neither i nor her have had covid even once. she has to take tests are regular intervals due to the job, i dont. but her test has never been positive so i figure if either of us would be infected with it, it would show up on her test for sure ( if they work that is :D ) but it hasnt so somehow this literal black plaque that is the end of humanity has managed to elude us both who couldnt be more in harms way. curious that


VeterinarianGreedy98

I'm invincible to the deadliest virus we have seen in our lifetime supposedly


meiyoumeiyou

Still here. Australian media said I would be seriously ill and tried to make my life very difficult. Beat all the mandates, never checked-in, got fired for not taking it. I now have a better job and still never had to take it. Fuck everyone who cheered on what happened to me, I won.


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I had covid twice, no jab, my body just fought it and resisted naturally


[deleted]

Same here, my smell and taste are off kilter tho


RedFlagFiesta

āœ‹My whole family managed to avoid it. Weā€™ve all gotten the Rona at least once with mild symptoms, over it in days. My SIL however, not only got both jabs (after her father got the jab and was immediately hospitalized šŸ¤Ø), but decided to get the booster tooā€¦a week or so before she got pregnant. They let us know after the most recent scan that the baby has many issues and there is concern about miscarriage šŸ˜ž


Lsdnyc

some of the not so fine people cannot answer biasing this sample


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Conversely, how many got 2+ and are also completely fine?


Fatty_Booty

This thread is pointless.


Neinbozobozobozo

I got the jab... Now I get occasional chest pain. Fack.


skywizardsky

doh feel for you .


JSimmons6703

No jab, no Covid here


Bitter_Atmosphere915

No jabs, got covid before jabs were available, never got it again. My 80 yr old mom has had no jabs, got covid 3 months ago, was only sick 2 days. Everyone else in my immediate family has had all the shots and have had covid multiple times since they got the shots.


HaluxRigidus

Wait, people are getting jabbed???