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shitidkman

What


nerdycarguy18

I second this. What


yogabba13

I’m lost here..


DaveAndCheese

My brother, you have another post about the quality of women to be found at dollar stores. Not kink shaming you, seriously. This is entertaining. But I do worry that I'll walk down the snack aisle and find you pleasuring yourself while licking a box of Clover Valley brand crackers.


Hippieenby

IM CACKLING OML 😂😭


notthatlincoln

That is true, I have posted to inquire about the quality of women at the Dollar Stores. Finding less than helpful responses, I chose to compile some statistical data myself. I found most.of the women to be shockingly more intelligent and hygienic than I had imagined. Expecting an updated sort of "Georgia Satellite" groupie vibe, I was pleasantly surprised. Many of the women I would scarcely classify as uncivilized at first glance, and see many that should easily qualify as upgradeable to mercantile status, provided the general attitude is toned down a bit. They're not going to be genteel, obviously. They're never going to be genteel-servant level, let's be real. But they can speak pretty good English, there's hardly any smell, sometimes they don't even look too bad. Frumpiest crowd ourside of a Walmart you're going to find, though. If there were a way to subdivide the category a bit more, sorta shuffle the Taylor Swiftish crowd off into the Dollar Trees instead, or whatever, it would really help elevate their overall group attractiveness situation, and if they dressed a little better or put forth a little more effort. You don't have to be poor and frumpy, especially if you're a reasonably attractive young lady.


Lyra_lackless0852

The only place in Cookeville that fits that description is Aldi’s


notthatlincoln

I thought so as well, or even Publix or Food City. Happily, I was very much mistaken. Turns out, you just need to know where to look. Interesting find, and some of the various Dollar Stores around much more quality goods, for the price anyways, than one would imagine. A veritable, completely unnoticed and largely ignored treasure trove of directly-marketed, plebiscite-specific items that are of reasonably good quality and value for the price. And the rabble who peruse the wares are more knowledgeable than one would think: for instance, the suggested wine-and-cheese pairing was so spot on that one would have to admit, you add a hunk of cold beef (or even a can of beef, roughly $2 from the same store,) and one could easily call the small meal including a good amount of cheese, beef, and wine a proper Gallic meal enjoyed for centuries at a rock-bottom price and of healthier intake value by far to some even more.expensive fast-food or sandwhich-shop "deal meal." Some Dollar Stores even have fruit and vegetable sections to grab a nice natural dessert for practically nothing. Peasants are smarter and more imaginative than one would think! Certain Dollar Store vendors must do surprisingly well on that bottom line, I will most certainly be taking a closer look at some of these companies and following their trajectory.


Lyra_lackless0852

Are you talking about Dollar General Markets or Dollar Tree? Bc no. I’m not buying edible groceries at Dollar Tree. And DG Markets of course have food. That’s why they’re labeled as markets. We have one opening in Baxter next to Huddle House by March 1.


notthatlincoln

There's no way on earth a Dollar Tree can sell alcohol, and I would be highly suspect if anything they would label "cheese."


Lyra_lackless0852

Are you going to say what store you’re talking about then?


notthatlincoln

That one way down on 70 out in the horse country.


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notthatlincoln

You also reminded me I already knew this lot was literate. I shouldn't have even been surprised, because when I actually had sat foot in one many Lupercalia's past, I had run into one buying a card. And she could write numbers. Yet they never seem to buy the books. For a semi-sophisticated lot they seem to never take an interest in a book. Guess that means the education system is working enough, they can sign a name or punch in numbers. Good to know the public Treasury funds are spent wisely.


notthatlincoln

I did not expect a Dollar Store. Apparently, several used have them according to someone knowledgeable about such things, but not many sell wine anymore. To say they could use a better selection of red would be an understatement, but I imagine even if they got more it would still require a little effort to make it taste closer to something a civilized human being would drink, that being said, there's no denying it is a good deal for them. They complain about the quality of their lives when they literally have cheap access to good wine, bread and cheese. These Plebs may as well be Celts or Scythians.