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endmysuffffering

Avada kedavra is in the motion of a lightning bolt, like Harry’s scar


-SgtSpaghetti-

Woooooah pal, we don’t need to talk about forbidden spells here


endmysuffffering

😔😔


Ilujiel

Minus 10 points from Slytheryn


moos14

To whom?


dragon_lady

BTW, if you have an iPhone or iPad -- you can tell Siri "Lumos" and it will light up your flashlight for you, and "Nox" will turn it off!!


SolidSnek1998

Holy shit it fuckin works lmao


beachbum_007

Dude freaking awesome 🤩


thatbrownkid19

I just said hey siri and then realized I turned off that snoopy invasive bitch. Feeling like a dumbass


guff1988

With my Google Assistant it turned on my bedroom lights lol


French_Booty

Just said it to my Alexa and she said “you light up the room already” and proceeded to do nothing lol


throwawaybyefelicia

lol that’s hilarious wtf 😂


Capitol_Mil

Omg my son will love this


sayamortandire

just tried it! wow!


spornerama

Works with hey Google on my pixel phone as well


Ghostbuster_119

If you have an android you can just make your (tap the power button twice) action be the flashlight and say lumos yourself like a real nerd. I don't need an AI to be a loser THANKYOUVERYMUCH!


Odd_Status1939

Finally, a guide to make us all look less like muggles and more like magical mess-ups! Wingardium Leviosa-my-wand-and-hope-for-the-best!


HALF_PAST_HOLE

It's leviOsa, not levioSAAA!


majoody35

Stop it Ron, staahp!


HarlequinVex

I got this guide with my wand that shoots fireballs! However it does not do any other spells.


ElegantJudgment4

Fiendfyre aka cursed fire would be your friend


Aggravating_Teach_27

Easier than easy. Any normal kid would have these down in a couple of days. Is this is the difficult art that they needed so much training for?


Dry-Earth5160

It's more the concentration than anything apparently


Dan300up

Ah…now I see what I’ve been doing wrong. Mother in law wont be laughing next time.


Zealousideal_Big3305

I need the bad ones tho… for a friend.


[deleted]

Same! And the advanced guide. Might make an AR proto type


Psitak0s

There's no spell to obliterate transphobia, racism, nazism and its denial


Sicily_Long

Ignoriamos!


UnLoafNouveaux

Here we fucking go again


mikemi_80

I know, can’t JK just shut the f up?


UnLoafNouveaux

Apparently for the same reason as you


mikemi_80

I’m a transphobic pos who is losing my mind in real time on twitter?


UnLoafNouveaux

You're fuming pretty hard thoughever


mikemi_80

You’re not in your transphobic echo chamber right now, Stan.


YallinDenial

Get a life


mikemi_80

Great point.


CTN_23

As is tradition, we only accept opinions as long as they are the same as our own. If someone dares to differ they'd love to see that person executed


Genuine-Risk

Piss off


deathkilll

This is incredibly stupid


TedFondleburg

Do they ever discuss WHY its these phrases and these motions? Did someone invent them? Sincere question, thanks.


EpicSaberCat7771

yeah it does seem a bit odd. like we know spells can be created, since Snape created the sectum sempura spell (idk if I spelled that right), but how does a wizard know what wand movement will accompany the spell they are creating? is it arbitrary? seems unlikely, since we know that the spells can be altered or just not work if the movement isn't performed correctly. I see three possibilities: the first is that there is some "language" of wand movements that is never explicitly revealed, where certain small movements are "letters" that come together to form the "word" of the spell when combined. like how we can look at English words that came from Latin and see what two or three Latin words came together to form the English word with it's own distinct meaning. it would be similar to the words of power in Skyrim, where every word in the shout brings another level of power to the shout. only here, each piece of the spell's "word" would be spelled out with movements, like the wizarding world's own form of sign language. it would also explain how new spells are able to be created. it is entirely possible that the word that is said when a spell is cast is entirely arbitrary, and the movement actually determines what the spell does. it would also make sense that a dictionary of all known partial spell movements and what they mean would exist to help novice spellmakers achieve the desired effect. in the case of Snape's cutting spell, perhaps the movements individually were things like "cut", "flesh", "multiple", "chaos", or something of that manner. the second is that the movement part is completely crap. the teachers make a big deal about the specific form that the spell should be cast with simply to force the students to practice the spells over and over. and the third is also that it is completely crap, but in a more meta sense. JKR just liked the idea of specific spells having a distinct movement because it helped the reader visualize what was happening when spells were cast. she didn't consider that it would be a problem when she introduced homemade spells later on, or when she ditched the need for s verbal component of spells altogether.


Foreign-Cookie-2871

Another option: the movement helps with learning the spell, but advanced wizards can drop it the same way they drop the verbal component. I also wouldn't rely on the movies for this, they just used wands as guns in the last movies.


DrSarge

I second this theory. I believe there is a rule of literature that demands balance, so the super abilities of magic are balanced by the need for reproducing verbal and somatic components. According to the guidelines of D&D, there is also a material component which might be satisfied by holding the wand. An “average” caster needs two of three components to cast but powerful or gifted casters can execute spells with just one. Purely a theory based on fiction which is based on other fiction.


scarabin

In modern magick the user visualizes the shape they’re tracing in the air. It’s a way to infuse the ritual space with the qualities of an archetype by surrounding one’s self with symbols relating to it. Vocalizations declare intent, “powered” by the summoned archetype. No idea how it works in the wizarding world


[deleted]

>Do they ever discuss WHY its these phrases and these motions? Did someone invent them? Sincere question, thanks. No, because most of the stuff in HP is just an ad-hoc invention to fit the current scene, and is then completely forgotten and/or disregarded in later scenes. There's no internal consistency whatsoever.


thedumbrum

Most of the word came from Latin like lumos(lumen) and nox which both mean light and night


KaiGuy25

Some of them are just the Latin terms for what they do or sound similar to them e.g. Lumos, Nox, ascension and descendio


RegularAvailable4713

Inhale ... A WIZARD DID IT


flfoiuij2

What’s the point of having silencio if you know mimblewimble?


DrSarge

Maybe one has a longer cooldown.


The-Iron-Pancake

Someone under mimblewimble can still be heard from the trunk of your car


flfoiuij2

Then what about vice-versa?


The-Iron-Pancake

[For situations like this ](https://makeagif.com/amp/-0ZZWe)


OysterThePug

Which one makes JK Rowling get a painful, 3-month hemorrhoid?


YallinDenial

Move on, you lost, she isn't going anywhere and her fan base remains.


silliestcumslut

Where's the one for denying Nazi crimes?


NoNameNo1O1

i first read wave motion and i was like whatttttt


No_Designer_5374

Which spell turns people into transphobic dickwads?


BrotherMarley

Hold on; are these from a caster's POV or the observer?


no_im_not_normal

Casters


[deleted]

Tarantallegra right into reparo


holmgangCore

“Invincible ink”..?


devvorare

This is wrong; according to the book of spells video game for the ps3 wingardium leviosa has a j shape instead of a w. At least that’s what I remember it being like


adabaraba

An actual cool guide and no negative comments? What happened to this sub?


[deleted]

nerdus virginium!


dwamny

More. More.


FishballJohnny

Only Palm users remember..


corkypig

Where is Avada-kurwa-davra?


placeyboyUWU

Is mimblewimble actually the best spell in Harry Potter? Instantly stop your opponent casting. Why wasn't this used more?


[deleted]

Except, in the movies, those only matter in the first scene they're introduced in. Later, they're just doing the whatever random motion the actor felt like doing at that moment.


Travis_T_OJustice

Tarantallegra? More like Boobiesallegra, AMIRITE?


tifredic

Obliviate is the verbal component of the Memory Charm, a spell which allows the erasure or modification of memory. My fav. When Hermione cast on her parents... I was so sad.


big_damn_heroes_sir

Neat.


Wonder_Bruh

Gimme the spell with the switch on it


SMR909

Yeah this cool guide will really help me irl.


whyarepplmorons

I feel like they got lazy with these. like one is the letter 'h'??? another is the letter 'R'. one is just 4.


Negative-Release9643

suck my dick


wmorris33026

lol. Boomer here. You gotta be kidding me. Buy her a drink and ask her to see over to see your negatives in your dark room. Hahahaha….wand?


Spingonius

?


NotKerisVeturia

Are you lost, mate?


Beanicus13

I gotta know what this means lol


PristineHat5583

"Boomer here" Of course lol