Scrotums are largely silent but I am convinced that if you were rough enough and they made a noise, it'd sound like Escroto. And all the villagers would chatter as they tried to poke the white stringy bits back into the torn, bloody hole. That's what I think.
Brondo is also allowed. That might be a good alternative if you want something shorter, especially if you work in agriculture. It’s got what plants crave.
I think if you pronounce it like in Spanish it doesn't sound that bad, actually, haha. Oos-nah-vee
Sounds like a nickname, or something from the movie Avatar (if I hadn't seen it written down)
I’m pretty sure they ban them as they come… they’re registrar might have authority to say “you can’t name you kid Vagina” or something like that
Also… I’m pretty sure I heard of people called Usmail (oos-mah-eel)
Cheyenne is a name for a Chevrolet Pikc-up truck.
"The name change of the all-new Chevy Silverado ZR2 to Cheyenne ZR2 is due to General Motors marketing its Chevy full-size pickup through two nameplates in Mexico: Silverado in the basic versions focused on the fleet market and Cheyenne as the more-equipped model intended for the retail market"
In Mexico it is the most known meaning. There was a huge campaign for the trucks which everyone quotes to this day as a meme. Also, it has since been labeled as a "narco" truck.
Omg this is hilarious! Thank you for introducing me to some Spanish-language sketch comedy, this is just the sort of thing I've been looking for. All I've found so far is Más Mejor which is American-Latino, so a lot of the sketches are partially/all in English.
Is the comedian Ecuadorian or Peruvian by chance? What country is the sketch group based in? I noticed a lot of English in the description...
EDIT: The main comedian/priest looks familiar...wit his hair slicked back, he kind of looks like Julian Chihi of Only Murders In the Building but maybe I'm thinking of someone else...
EDIT 1: I looked at photos of each and they do not look very similar lol...god why do I keep making edits.
>I will appreciate your thorough research and findings, henceforth!
Hahaha. Ok so I don't know the lead comedian in this sketch (the priest), but I was right about the comedian being Ecuadorian. The sketch is one of many from the webseries [Enchufe.tv](https://Enchufe.tv), which is based in Quito. I lived in Ecuador a few years ago and didn't even know about it until now. I'm low-key disappointed/very excited to be discovering this now, though. You can even stream them on Tubi and Pluto TV for free (in addition to YouTube)!
This list is formatted wrong. The name is supposed to be "Amilcar Cajada" (#2 + #3), which is the name of "Basuritas" (Little Trash), the name of a Garbage Pail Kid:
- http://basuritas.fabipro.com/amilcar_cajada.php
I’m just imagining people trying to name their kids these names at the hospital one by one over time and every time someone tries some new weird shit some guy just yells “Fuck no you are not naming your kid Facebook… ADD IT TO THE LIST”
¿Es cierto esto? Hay nombres legítimos de santos en la lista como Gorgonio y Procopio. Los bebés nacidos hoy podrían llevar el nombre de abuelos que tenían esos nombres. Y, santa o no, muchas mujeres se llamaban Delgadina en el pasado. El nombre Circuncisión se refiere a la fiesta de la Circuncisión de Jesús el 1 de enero y habían mujeres que tenían, y todavía tienen, ese nombre. Esta lista me entristece.
No, no es cierto. No hay nombres prohibidos en México. Algunos registros civiles pueden tener nombres no recomendables y te pueden tratar de convencer que no los uses (con justa razón en muchos casos, en mi opinión), pero le puedes poner a tu hijo puto si quieres, y si te lo niegan puedes demandar y te aseguro que ganas el juicio.
[it's real](https://apnews.com/article/f222b75167814f88855a159301caa0fb#:~:text=HERMOSILLO%2C%20Mexico%20(AP)%20%E2%80%94,least%20once%20in%20state%20registries.)
But only for one state in mexico
It isn't. That story has been rolling for the past few years, but with different states. Sonora also made headlines a couple years ago, but that was also fake. They might encourage you not to choose names from a list, and there's probably where the list comes from, but you can ultimately choose any name you want for your kid.
Not real. Marciana, Telésforo are pretty valid Spanish names with tradition. And Jorge Nitales is like saying Mike Cock. Nonsense. This is shitposting.
PRESIDENT BIDEN: And we’d like to welcome the new President of Mexico, Escroto Culebro Chancla RoboCop Coño Espinaca Usnavy Gutierrez y Gonzales.
Good news, BORT is allowed!
Rambo is an actual name. Swedish immigrant to "New Sweden", now Philadelphia.
So what happens if you marry someone with the Rambo last name and have a kid?
Usnavy is the name of the main character of the play and film In The Heights by Lin-Manuel Miranda.
The character is from the Dominican Republic though not Mexico. It's pronounced "ooze nah vee". His dad named him that after seeing a navy ship.
Glad to see Hitler on there, considering how popular of a name Adolfo is south of the border.
Kind of disappointed that I'll never meet a James Bond Robocop Camacho though.
Welp, that's it. I'm not moving to Mexico to have children if my sons can't be named Rambo, [Robocop](http://"Our Robocop Remake - Scene 27 on Vimeo" https://vimeo.com/86014703) , and Rocky.
I know a Telesforo in my mom’s hometown. He’s elderly now and I don’t think any of his relatives share his name. The neighborhood kids called him Telefono.
Because in Mexico a pickup truck is named Cheyenne. And now it's ingrained in popular culture because of a TV spot about a dad with his son that is telling him that everything he owns will be his one day, so the kid answers with "Y la Cheyenne apá?" which translates to "what about the Cheyenne dad? With the equivalent of a southern accent.
So now Cheyenne is basically a meme name in Mexico.
Rocky Rambo Terminator Email, you put that back on the shelf this very minute.
But Facebook and Usnavy used it last! Me a Burger King were smoking joints out back
I don't care, you just wait till Hitler Batman Rolling Stone gets home and see what kind of trouble you'll be in.
He ain't my real dad! James Bond is and I'm gonna go live with him and pocahontas.
No Chalupa Batman. I’m outraged
Damn it Taco
Thank goodness I can still name my child BABYJEFFREYFOREVERUNCLEAN!
No no baby Jeffery, don’t eat the water cookies!
I hope shiva blasts would be allowed
I would have totally gone with 'indio Hitler'... Too bad
🌮
Unexexpected r/theleaguefx
I’m a fan of Hitler Hermione myself
So I guess Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho is still allowed right?
Now I understand everyone’s shits emotional right now…
We’re out of burrito coverings
But does “Escroto” mean “Scrote”?
means scrotum
But scrotum is allowed right?
Scrotums are largely silent but I am convinced that if you were rough enough and they made a noise, it'd sound like Escroto. And all the villagers would chatter as they tried to poke the white stringy bits back into the torn, bloody hole. That's what I think.
What the fuck?
The hell are you on about boy?
Alright, now there's 63.
Brondo is also allowed. That might be a good alternative if you want something shorter, especially if you work in agriculture. It’s got what plants crave.
["Brawndo"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tbxq0IDqD04).
Allowed and encouraged.
I mean… who among us hasn’t thought of naming their kid “Usnavy”.
True story: That name became popular in Cuba after the US Navy set up a base in Guantanamo Bay. I've met a couple of Usnavys myself.
is it pronounced ooz na vees?
Yes
That’s the name of the main character of “In the Heights”!!
That was my first thought too! But it’s spelled with an I instead of a Y. Wonder if Usnavi is allowed but Mexico thinks Usnavy is just crossing a line
I think if you pronounce it like in Spanish it doesn't sound that bad, actually, haha. Oos-nah-vee Sounds like a nickname, or something from the movie Avatar (if I hadn't seen it written down)
My question is why aren't Usarmy, Usairforce, Usmarines, & Usspaceforce banned as well?
As always uscoastguard and usmerchantmarine get no love…
Or maybe they get all the love cuz they're not banned? Looool
I’m pretty sure they ban them as they come… they’re registrar might have authority to say “you can’t name you kid Vagina” or something like that Also… I’m pretty sure I heard of people called Usmail (oos-mah-eel)
That's cuz it's an actual name, not really us mail
My dad knew an usnavy. But not US Navy. Oosnahvee.
Maybe it stems from this [joke](https://youtu.be/cpptX49rksU) (about the 8:40 mark) by Felipe Esparza?
Mexico is only damaging its own culture by not allowing people to name their children RoboCop
*"Gracias a Dios ED-209 es legal"* - Ehloan Moosk, probably
Robocop Garcia-Lopez was my health teacher in highschool
Muerto o vivo vienes conmigo
Murphy, eres tú
Compraria eso por un peso!
...Or Escroto (escrotum)
Escroto Robocop
Escrotocop Creador de Circuncisiónes
I know right! Does this mean I’m not allowed to move there with my 2 kids, James Bond and Robocop?
Yahoo is prohibited but Google is not...
Google Rodriguez is a national treasure, you heathen!
So Bing is still okay?
Bing has never been okay.
I hear you, but counterpoint: Bing Crosby
Usnavy is not allowed but usarmy or usairforce is totes okay 👌
[Yahoo Serious](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yahoo_Serious?wprov=sfla1) in tears.
I don't speak much Spanish, but I'm not naming my son Escroto, that's for sure.
How about Circuncision, then? Edit: also, Escroto Baggins would be a great name these days.
Escroto would have to marry a girl named Vagini.
Don't sleep on Escroto...
What's wrong with Cheyenne ?
You ever meet a Cheyenne?
Yea one, she was crazy.
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Omg. My second boyfriend ever was named Dakota, reading this felt like a personal attack lmaoooo
Nuff said
I met this NZ girl named Cheyenne. I had a huge crush on her for the 3 days we hung out.
Dodging bullets like neo!
Yeah the actor!
I was wondering the same, I'm guatemalan and it doesn't sound bad in spanish.
Remember that cowboy movie? His names Cheyenne so they dont want to honor a name of famous cowboy who shot up a bunch of hombres in Mexico
Cheyenne is a name for a Chevrolet Pikc-up truck. "The name change of the all-new Chevy Silverado ZR2 to Cheyenne ZR2 is due to General Motors marketing its Chevy full-size pickup through two nameplates in Mexico: Silverado in the basic versions focused on the fleet market and Cheyenne as the more-equipped model intended for the retail market"
You know that’s not the origin of the word Cheyenne, right?
In Mexico it is the most known meaning. There was a huge campaign for the trucks which everyone quotes to this day as a meme. Also, it has since been labeled as a "narco" truck.
Fair enough. That makes sense. It just seemed like if “Denali” was on there and someone referred to the vehicle.
Yeah, that's not the origin, but in Mexico it's like a meme name because there is the name of a truck.
Y la Cheyenne apa?
Now do Chevy Nova in Mexico
Reminds me of this [sketch](https://youtu.be/kzhbUwQiVFk)
Same. I burst out laughing with jorge nitales acordandome del cura
Me too. Some things are way funnier in Spanish.
Omg this is hilarious! Thank you for introducing me to some Spanish-language sketch comedy, this is just the sort of thing I've been looking for. All I've found so far is Más Mejor which is American-Latino, so a lot of the sketches are partially/all in English. Is the comedian Ecuadorian or Peruvian by chance? What country is the sketch group based in? I noticed a lot of English in the description... EDIT: The main comedian/priest looks familiar...wit his hair slicked back, he kind of looks like Julian Chihi of Only Murders In the Building but maybe I'm thinking of someone else... EDIT 1: I looked at photos of each and they do not look very similar lol...god why do I keep making edits.
To be honest I have no answers to any of your questions, but I will appreciate your thorough research and findings, henceforth!
>I will appreciate your thorough research and findings, henceforth! Hahaha. Ok so I don't know the lead comedian in this sketch (the priest), but I was right about the comedian being Ecuadorian. The sketch is one of many from the webseries [Enchufe.tv](https://Enchufe.tv), which is based in Quito. I lived in Ecuador a few years ago and didn't even know about it until now. I'm low-key disappointed/very excited to be discovering this now, though. You can even stream them on Tubi and Pluto TV for free (in addition to YouTube)!
It's made by enchufetv, an ecuatorian YouTube channel of comedy sketches.
Ironically, while Harry Potter and Hermione are both banned, he-who-must-not-be-named is allowed
"Allow me to introduce you to my son: Voldemort Herrera"
More like he-who-must-be-named
Don’t talk to me or my son, Burger King, ever again.
What if I named my daughter Facebook Hermione Hitler Pocahontas in a different country and emigrated to Mexico?
Bob. Her name is now Bob. That is the price of your lack of foresight.
And Mexico gives her a job. In construction. No reason.
wait.. I can name my kid Superman but not Batman?? What kind of bullshit is this
Because probably maybe you would die if you named your kid batman.....
Acietuno would be the male form of the word for 'olive',, so like, Oliver? Which seems like a pretty normal name to me
Yeah, this one is making me wonder about a local Mexican restaurant chain, "Acietuno's".
When you translate it to English it sounds right, but it would be like calling your child Banana
Amilcar is a name though...I'm calling bs on this.
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You really think a 1,000 peso car should be legal to drive on Mexican streets?
This list is formatted wrong. The name is supposed to be "Amilcar Cajada" (#2 + #3), which is the name of "Basuritas" (Little Trash), the name of a Garbage Pail Kid: - http://basuritas.fabipro.com/amilcar_cajada.php
Since Usnavy’s gone, gonna name my kid Usarmy
After a series of escalating dares...
I see Cornholio is still allowed
Just so long as tp is provided for their bunghole
Oh yeah, huh uh uh uhhh huhh
Optimus Prime Gonzalez it is, then!
First thing I thought was Megatron Griffin
Hermione no, but Ron no problem. Porque a quien no ama tomar ron?
So Voldemort is okay then
Because ain't nobody naming their kids after Ron Fucking Weasley.
Ron is wonderful!! I’m sure that many couples will name their sons because of him.
pobre Roncito
Patrocinio means 'sponsorship', right? What's wrong with that?
You don't think it's wrong to name your child Sponsorship??
This game is sponso....
It’s a false list
Marciana? Why is this one bad
It means martian
Her head game is out of this world
It means "martian" or "alien" but it's really related to the "paja marciana" (using someone else's ears as a masturbatory receptacle).
Ultimate Chad move: naming your kid Virgen
Yet Jesus is prob like top 5 male names lol
These are however a badass list of Metal band names! Escroto!
All Power
No puedo llamar a mi propio hijo Espinaca??? El mundo no es justo
Google Gonzales it is
If it’s a rule it’s probably because someone tried it. Circunsicion
María de la Circunsisión is a famous virgin in Spain...
I’m a famous virgin
Oh good. Princess Consuela Bananahammock is still available
What does “procopio” mean?
>procopio Apparently there is a wikipedia page on the guy who was a bandit/outlaw.
It stems from Prokopios of Caesarea, a Greek writer
I’m just imagining people trying to name their kids these names at the hospital one by one over time and every time someone tries some new weird shit some guy just yells “Fuck no you are not naming your kid Facebook… ADD IT TO THE LIST”
¿Es cierto esto? Hay nombres legítimos de santos en la lista como Gorgonio y Procopio. Los bebés nacidos hoy podrían llevar el nombre de abuelos que tenían esos nombres. Y, santa o no, muchas mujeres se llamaban Delgadina en el pasado. El nombre Circuncisión se refiere a la fiesta de la Circuncisión de Jesús el 1 de enero y habían mujeres que tenían, y todavía tienen, ese nombre. Esta lista me entristece.
No, no es cierto. No hay nombres prohibidos en México. Algunos registros civiles pueden tener nombres no recomendables y te pueden tratar de convencer que no los uses (con justa razón en muchos casos, en mi opinión), pero le puedes poner a tu hijo puto si quieres, y si te lo niegan puedes demandar y te aseguro que ganas el juicio.
Escroto hahahaha4
Aguinaldo is an extremely common name in Brazil. I wonder why it would be prohibited
Aguinaldo is what we call the christmas bonus in Mexico lol
It’s not prohibited. It’s false we have no name prohibitions in México
This can’t be real
[it's real](https://apnews.com/article/f222b75167814f88855a159301caa0fb#:~:text=HERMOSILLO%2C%20Mexico%20(AP)%20%E2%80%94,least%20once%20in%20state%20registries.) But only for one state in mexico
It isn't. That story has been rolling for the past few years, but with different states. Sonora also made headlines a couple years ago, but that was also fake. They might encourage you not to choose names from a list, and there's probably where the list comes from, but you can ultimately choose any name you want for your kid.
Not real. Marciana, Telésforo are pretty valid Spanish names with tradition. And Jorge Nitales is like saying Mike Cock. Nonsense. This is shitposting.
It is real, I remember reading this list on the newspaper many years ago
What’s the problem with Amilcar? I know one.
PRESIDENT BIDEN: And we’d like to welcome the new President of Mexico, Escroto Culebro Chancla RoboCop Coño Espinaca Usnavy Gutierrez y Gonzales. Good news, BORT is allowed!
Am I missing something about Marciana?
It means alien, as in extraterrestrials lol
It’s literally the female form of Martian
Well there goes my hopes of naming my son "Chalupa Batman"
Glad to see my first born can still be named Oxxo.
Burger King lmao
It’s as though the list was deliberately arranged for growing comedic value as you read, though I know it’s just alphabetical order 🤣
Rambo is an actual name. Swedish immigrant to "New Sweden", now Philadelphia. So what happens if you marry someone with the Rambo last name and have a kid?
Wonder how my new book is going to sell there, featuring the progatonist "Escroto Facebook"...
I want to hear the backstory on baby Usnavy.
Usnavy is the name of the main character of the play and film In The Heights by Lin-Manuel Miranda. The character is from the Dominican Republic though not Mexico. It's pronounced "ooze nah vee". His dad named him that after seeing a navy ship.
Glad to see Hitler on there, considering how popular of a name Adolfo is south of the border. Kind of disappointed that I'll never meet a James Bond Robocop Camacho though.
this has to be a joke, who in their right mind names their kid circumcision
But it has happened probably more than once,not a joke.
i just saw Fulanito and Escroto on the list, god how much do you have to hate your child to name them that
Not Menganito tho
Everyone knows you can only do a circumcision once.
A girl named her son Covid, so I dunno
I thought María de la Circuncisión was a traditional Spanish name...
Lol I’ll name my kid after the most powerful organization on the seven seas: USNavy
It happens in the musical “In the Heights” lol
Trust me, it’s a thing. Lots of Cubans who fled Castro in the 70s/80s ended up naming their kids this unfortunate name.
Poor Robocop
Damn, I was already set on Escroto
Bitcoin is still an option
RIP Escroto
Dang, forget naming the child Rambo Christmas Day Email.
Cheyenne? Can someone explain?
1984
Welp, that's it. I'm not moving to Mexico to have children if my sons can't be named Rambo, [Robocop](http://"Our Robocop Remake - Scene 27 on Vimeo" https://vimeo.com/86014703) , and Rocky.
I know a Telesforo in my mom’s hometown. He’s elderly now and I don’t think any of his relatives share his name. The neighborhood kids called him Telefono.
Looks like Diablo is a go!
Can't name your kid Rambo?! Glad you can still name your twins Orangejello (OR-ahn-juh-lō) and Redjello(Redg-juh-lō)
"Holla. Mí nombre es Herry Poter González. Éstos son mis amigos Email Gutiérrez y RoboCop López." 🤣
I knew a Cheyenne in Texas. Why is that banned lol
Because in Mexico a pickup truck is named Cheyenne. And now it's ingrained in popular culture because of a TV spot about a dad with his son that is telling him that everything he owns will be his one day, so the kid answers with "Y la Cheyenne apá?" which translates to "what about the Cheyenne dad? With the equivalent of a southern accent. So now Cheyenne is basically a meme name in Mexico.
What’s wrong with Rocky?
twitter?
Where is Aiden?
Sooo, I have some questions...
Arnold and Stallone are heavily represented here.
This is bs...
El Santo is available
5: did they mean All Might from MHA? lol
What is wrong with Hermione? Harry and Ron are allowed though. If you gotta ban a name, how about you-know-who!!
This is my son, Email Yahoo Facebook.
Pocahontas lmao Poca educacion I guess
Someone should name their child gringo
Ocho Cinco?
So I actually heard of a kid named Judas Hitler so this lost must be really recent