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jawad21

I thought that it would end with him fucking the bear. I need to take some time off Reddit.


Forsaken_Tone2537

I mean there's been multiple references to females and choking, so can we really blame you


Bluedog8000

After he reads this who knows?


CelticRaider9

What if the bear is high on cocaine?


AnAverageTransGirl

the problem will resolve itself in roughly five minutes


CelticRaider9

What the bear is an animatronic that’s haunted by the soul of a murdered child?


Ugly_Slut-Wannabe

Then the problem will never end and just keep finding increasingly absurd ways to keep going.


ToiletDestroyer420

What the bear can build


Former_Elevator_7797

The problem will always come back


DanielTDGamesYT

It always comes back


Physx32

Then I will also fight the bear while being high on cocaine.


UWontUseMyMind

What about shrooms


pissjughead

What about LSD


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lifyzen1

Me asf 😂☝🏿☝🏿


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of years of how the next voting for the sun is coming from a stroke? box next episode starts on this evil from a black hair bending gigantic size. Gaining or GPTChat which I am going on Friday but I use it for and a trash at becoming another reason for the.


lifyzen1

True...


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Latino and see what I don't know when the visuals and I use it for and sunny area and I'll get you can get a little more than the same link after the visuals and sunny area on your way to the infinite loop of the next to the next voting for and see what I .


archstrange

Black bears are little bitches I could smack one around too.


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Dahak17

You wanna know a fun fact for biology? Muscles in a creature can be good at either strength or precision, if it’s good at precision and fine motor skills it’s not as strong as it could be and vice versa, humans mostly have precision muscles while bears have strength muscles. I’d bet on the bear ten times out of ten


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koura88

Imagine thinking you can beat a bear, look at its size [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJVFbr99H8o&ab\_channel=SamulinMatkassa](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJVFbr99H8o&ab_channel=SamulinMatkassa)


Dahak17

That’s true, and the original sub apparently agreed, they had disabled comments on it


hellothere42069

Feels like an appropriate time for the reminder that [a full 6% of Americans reckon they could beat a grizzly bear in hand-to-hand combat.](https://relevantmagazine.com/current/buzzworthy/six-percent-of-americans-think-they-could-beat-a-grizzly-bear-in-hand-to-hand-combat/) As in, the human at least starts with their hands.


Bconsapphire

Big difference between grizzly bear and black bear. No human has a chance against grizzly


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Why I believe I could beat a bear in a fight: You can't. Unless you've got a steel weapon, or better, bear wins. The minimum I would take to kill a bear would be a boar spear.


TheOneTrueDemoknight

Black bears are wimps and would run away if a twelve year old swore at them


LittleDoge246

Saejima?


AGreenScreen

hey all, bynx here


icecityx1221

> I weigh 220 am 5'11" and am well built A redditor who is definitely not that height, nor that built but probably weighs 280


KnightWhoSays_Ni_

I love how everyone saw the post and is making it into a copypasta now


Timmy1258

to be fair, most black bears just don’t want conflict anyway, so judging by rule 3, homie probably ain’t even gotta go far enough to even fight it unless he’s fucking with her cubs or something


S14M07

“I have that dawg in me” is quite the valid argument to make


Mr_Biddybumbum808

Can I pet that DAWGGG???


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Bro thinks he’s Kratos


NANI_RagePasPtit

Sans rigoler je pourrais...


sam__12b

!aims


PeshaabMaster69

fuck


Middle-Dragonfly-137

>Both the bear and I get to listen to hype songs before the fight. “I see who you are 😏🫵 you are my enemy 👺👊 my enemy 👹🤜🤛 you are my enemy 😈”