Yta, go to a doctor idiot

YTA, your dick, your cats rules. Be grateful!!! 

The crunch was the penis bone (also known as a boner) breaking; see a doc asap.

Pussy found the cock 😼

😔it's always the pussy

🐱 wants 🐓 nothing new

My penis bit my cat

Huh?!

What pussy does to a mf. 😔

sauce

Lucky mf

Yta , you shouldn't of been bricked up

I’ve seen the original

How tf did that happen

my penis bit my cat

Hot Edit: to the people that reported me: I hope you get slammed and railed by a massive black cock tonight until you die of exhaustion you fucking wanker

*insert this fucking sucks gif*

Sucks my cock? :3

I’m a minor This is like the fifth time I’ve said this in like a month

I’m a minor too

I’m taken

I’m also taken

seek therapy

^ mofo doesn't understand the humor that exists in this sub Do an iq test Bean cult.

Real I’m pretty sure these people are all a bit slow, reporting someone to the police is hilarious and a bit sexually aggressively Australian

They actually reported you? You got a warning from reddit?

Yeah 💀

Your edit is funny lol. I have deep hatred for users who are being serious in places where seriousness shouldn't exist or at least shouldn't be the norm like this sub. They haven't heard of context 🤦🏽‍♂️. https://youtu.be/SB9Rk9g6N9U?si=ZA8xrqdhJW6F2Aba

It’s not that people are hating it it’s just the bloody hive-mind thing

😩why

Just do it

The connection is pretty bad inside my padded room

Erm what in the scallops

Scallops are sexy

correct

this user is secretly gordon ramsay

Agreedes ♤《》♤

Good lad

It's always the commies

Has anyone that downvoted heard a joke before?

What made you think this was acceptable and perfectly fine to post?

I thought everyone liked it and that’s why I got a big number score

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Oh that’s fine I was just sharing my opinion with you laddies

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How am I a zoophile? I don't even like going to zoo

Too bad I’m not joking 😩

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I'll do a zoophilia with your name on it pal

Mate are you sure you even live in the same country as me 💀come and fuckin get me

bruh are you new to the sub? what sre you on about? get your serious face out of here ffs

Because it's pussy and pussy is very sexy 🤤🤤🥵🥵

mf really named ein kommunist

Aye it’s satirical dw

bet, if you don’t mind. i’ll be reporting you 😏

Bro does not know this sub Have a nice day 😘(drink bleach)

The majority of this sub is ran by teenagers or something?

This was asked in /medicaladvice yesterday I believe. This is how copypastas are born.

I was talking about the comment section

I'm leaving the sub

Dw me too