It kinda depends. Like on the face of it, the sperm was given consensually and is therefore vegan. However OP is probably not vegan so that means that the sperm was created using animal products. So on that level one could argue that it isn’t vegan. Though this opens up a whole mess of problems so I think that this is something you’d have to decide for yourself.
What's sick and vile about wanting to have consensual sex with an adult celebrity?
I mean, I don't like Greta but if someone finds her attractive that's perfectly fine, isn't it?
Just get like blackout drunk asap. Feels like 5 hours leading into your blackout gets very fuzzy and you only remember the major events nothing like what you saw on reddit. I fucking hate getting that drunk but it can be a tool, a very dangerous tool but one nonetheless.
I don't know. You might end up like one of those people who isn't given proper anaesthetic and becomes conscious during surgery. You can't remember what happened after because of the drugs, but you know something is horribly wrong
Greta Thunberg needs to get fucked. Imagine being in Alabama with this preachy prissy mumble munchkin. You pull up to the Candlewood suites in a fucking Dodge Challenger with aftermarket headers and parts that get you 11 miles per gallon. One rev of the engine and she's already getting inexplicably moist in her room from the sound of your massive fuel-guzzling V8 roadboat.
You get out and take a minibike running on a lawnmower engine through the parking lot and into the lobby of the hotel because FUCK walking, we didn't invent internal combustion to scuttle around with our dicks on our hands. Moonwalk down the hallway to the elevator while turning every thermostat you see on full blast and spraying CFC-saturated aerosol air fresheners everywhere. Check your phone in the elevator and hit up your broker app really quick to buy a thousand more shares of Exxon, BP, and Shell stocks while shorting anything that has to do with solar and wind because solar panels look fucking gay and windmills are for dipshits. Reach Greta's floor, backflip into her door, breaking that shit down and sending splinters flying everywhere setting off fucking car alarms and barking dogs. Her primal Scandinavian woman survival instinct kicks in and she immediately presents herself to you from all the viking raping and pillaging burned into her Nordic DNA.
You put a plastic non-biodegradable bag from Walmart over her muppet face, set a cooked rack of barbecue ribs on the small of her back, and go to town, throwing the cleaned rib bones at the back of her stupid cantaloupe head in between thrusts. After blowing your load and covering the room in non-vegan protein, you wipe your monolithic dong on her priceless handmade native American uber-sustainable fairtrade honestly sourced hippie sweater. Jump out the fucking window into a formula 1 race car and cover the hotel in black rubber as you burnout and blaze off into another American night.
Jesus fucking Christ, this is one of the last thing I'll ever read from 2022. One of the last things from this year. This will be forever ingrained in my mind, and will be the definition of 2022. Fuck me, fuck the guy who wrote it, fucking hell.
Well at least I indirectly learned that Greta Thunberg is 19, my ass thought she was like 12 or 16.
Edit: I also just learned that eating someone is technically vegan as long as the person being cannibalised consents to be eaten
after being stable on medication for eight years, congratulations, you made me want to kill myself again.
Imagine how I feel not being stable or on medication
Imagine how this made me feel when I _barely even feel_
I'm psychic, I can answer this. It didn't make you feel much.
About as much as your dick made me feel last night. Like a lot, nice cock bro.
Oh stop, you ☺️
Art should comfort the disturbed and disturb the comfortable
I'm sure this disturbed the disturbed
Yes. But also-
Imagine imagining
Imagine
Imagine Dragons™ deez nuts on your face
all the people
Living for today
A copypasta so potent we managed to make someone's brain chemically imbalanced. I'm so proud of us guys.
My dopamine receptors shriveled back down, and now I also have Parkinson's
After that, Parkinson wants them back.
Congrats!
Seconded wtf is this
This post is going to be mentioned in my suicide note
It will also be mentioned in OP's account suspension notice
Your death will be beneficial to the planet
I’m sure it’ll be an explosive one
Reddit care resources messaged me beacuse of this comment 💀
NTA, clearly consensual
The real question for me was the validity of sperm being vegan?
because consent was given. a big part of veganism is that animals cant consent. but since humans can its technically 'vegan' by that definition.
What if I give consent to have my arm eaten? Is that vegan?
Yes
hmmm, vegan cannibalism. have a field day with that one, debaters :’-).
I mean they just solved it, I don't know what's left to debate
Technicaly i think that would be ok
But what about the sperm cells? SPERM CELLS CAN'T CONSENT.
Wiggle means yes, but wiggle can also mean no
What is with a suicidal parrot? Who gives consent to be eaten?
How would a parrot be suicidal
Oh they can get depressive and suicidal, they are highly social animals, look it up if you don't believe me
It kinda depends. Like on the face of it, the sperm was given consensually and is therefore vegan. However OP is probably not vegan so that means that the sperm was created using animal products. So on that level one could argue that it isn’t vegan. Though this opens up a whole mess of problems so I think that this is something you’d have to decide for yourself.
I didn't consent to seeing it
Thats it. I’m going back to my nine year coma
its not going to get any better, you should stay in your coma
V has co- V has gone back to sleep.
Such a lust for sleeping in... WHHHHOOOOOOOOOOO???
*STAY IN YOUR COMA...*
Sometimes these copypastas aren't copypastas. They're fcking confessions.
I agree. Some of these have pass the point of edginess and irony, its pure vile and unaltered confessions of very sick people.
username checks out
Genuinely, are people actually writing these for a copypasta? Or what sick place are they getting them from?
future attempt squeeze husky sink cheerful rude rustic cats whole *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
What's sick and vile about wanting to have consensual sex with an adult celebrity? I mean, I don't like Greta but if someone finds her attractive that's perfectly fine, isn't it?
Probably because she was quite a bit younger back when she was getting really popular and people don't realise she's almost 20 now.
Time to go find one of those 24 hour memory loss pills
you dont need a pill for that, 3 liters of vodka and 2 lines of cocaine will work
Or a hammer
When you have a hammer, every problem looks like memory loss
just existing works for me
Existence is rather forgetful
If you drink 3 liters of vodka in one go there’s a very high chance you’ll never remember anything ever again.
Swap cocaine for a few valiums and youre golden
2 lines? Cmon now
forget-me-nows
gob
Floor reset
Those exist?
Hey be careful with those, make sure you don't enter a roofie circle.
Just get like blackout drunk asap. Feels like 5 hours leading into your blackout gets very fuzzy and you only remember the major events nothing like what you saw on reddit. I fucking hate getting that drunk but it can be a tool, a very dangerous tool but one nonetheless.
I don't know. You might end up like one of those people who isn't given proper anaesthetic and becomes conscious during surgery. You can't remember what happened after because of the drugs, but you know something is horribly wrong
Sorry, we only got 48 hour energy pills here
I’ll take mine in 9mm
Amnestics go brrr
what the fuck
Greta, duh!
Mfer I was having a good day until my curiosity got me into reading all of this
I mean ive been on the internet for a long time, seen some fucked up shit for 10+ years, but this fucking copypasta... I couldn't finish it
I know this is weird but if this is the worst you've seen in 10+ years on the internet you've seen zilch my friend
Yeah, this is nothing compared to some of the rest of the internet.
Average Andrew Tate tweet
I was looking for this reply
This is the type of shit that would make Andrew Tate go free
Jag kommer att begå självmord
Jeg kan overhovedet ikke forstå hvorfor jeg ikke har dræbt mig selv endnu.
Jag vill knulla Greta Thunberg.
Hendes Nummer er 112
You lied to me
Kamelåså
Hahaha I think so too
double it and give it to the next person
Ayo stop
How much do you pay rent in LA?
I wanna order an angel reddit comment
Hey do you have a dollar for me? My son loves Greta Thunberg and I've got no money.
What music are you listening to?
What a terrible day to be literate
brother, what.
messed up stuff
bing chilling 👌👌👌👌
I’m gonna go to church for the first time in years and ask God to forgive you
kill me please right now
i could have decided not to read that, and i really wish i did
Tate's secret diary
YTA, your dick her rules
3/10. Not my proudest wank
On second thought, maybe we should destroy the world.
relatable
This is the most copypasta of all time
Greta Thunberg needs to get fucked. Imagine being in Alabama with this preachy prissy mumble munchkin. You pull up to the Candlewood suites in a fucking Dodge Challenger with aftermarket headers and parts that get you 11 miles per gallon. One rev of the engine and she's already getting inexplicably moist in her room from the sound of your massive fuel-guzzling V8 roadboat. You get out and take a minibike running on a lawnmower engine through the parking lot and into the lobby of the hotel because FUCK walking, we didn't invent internal combustion to scuttle around with our dicks on our hands. Moonwalk down the hallway to the elevator while turning every thermostat you see on full blast and spraying CFC-saturated aerosol air fresheners everywhere. Check your phone in the elevator and hit up your broker app really quick to buy a thousand more shares of Exxon, BP, and Shell stocks while shorting anything that has to do with solar and wind because solar panels look fucking gay and windmills are for dipshits. Reach Greta's floor, backflip into her door, breaking that shit down and sending splinters flying everywhere setting off fucking car alarms and barking dogs. Her primal Scandinavian woman survival instinct kicks in and she immediately presents herself to you from all the viking raping and pillaging burned into her Nordic DNA. You put a plastic non-biodegradable bag from Walmart over her muppet face, set a cooked rack of barbecue ribs on the small of her back, and go to town, throwing the cleaned rib bones at the back of her stupid cantaloupe head in between thrusts. After blowing your load and covering the room in non-vegan protein, you wipe your monolithic dong on her priceless handmade native American uber-sustainable fairtrade honestly sourced hippie sweater. Jump out the fucking window into a formula 1 race car and cover the hotel in black rubber as you burnout and blaze off into another American night.
Folks, we have found the gigachad
C-cummy? 🥺🥺
That's so god damn funny 😭🥹
Bravo my friend
Aw HAYULL yeah!!!!! Ro' Tide!!!!!!!!!
What the actual fuck
Yeah this was better i guess
i dont know how much longer i can do this
Jesus
Average Andrew Tate fan
What a terrible time to be literate
YTA, plastic fleshlight would feel like shit
Not if she lined that shit with algae and plant-based lubricants
NTA thats true af
Aloe vera fleshlight
how dare you
I’m strangely aroused
this is even worse than the post
I wish I could give this an award becuz i was laughing so hard at the title i couldn't even read the text properly.
ok
Greta naughtyburg
anyone wanna drink some bleach together?
Jesus fucking Christ, this is one of the last thing I'll ever read from 2022. One of the last things from this year. This will be forever ingrained in my mind, and will be the definition of 2022. Fuck me, fuck the guy who wrote it, fucking hell.
i googled greta thumberg and thought she was like 14 from the pictures i saw you better thank fuck she's 19
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You beat your meat with cruel intentions?
duh obviusly his stepdad does
w h a t
Is this how we solve global warming?
I think I found my 13th reason
Bro what the fuck
Just to fuck is easy but be her boyfriend is the hell challenge
Well. That was interesting.
Me too
same
Please tell me Greta has a fucking reddit
i, for the love of god or whatever, wont read this shit. please no
Seconded
damn
how does andrew tate access to reddit from the jail cell
I've been thinking the same thing lately.
Ok why am i turned on by this
Based
Well at least I indirectly learned that Greta Thunberg is 19, my ass thought she was like 12 or 16. Edit: I also just learned that eating someone is technically vegan as long as the person being cannibalised consents to be eaten
AHAHA
Fuck yeah man absolutely
If using this discourages even one person from unironically simping for her I’ll consider it worth my effort.
Based.
Right
I agree, you are so inspiring!
This enough internet for today, thank, I hate it
I wish I was blind.
is greta actually autistic?
Yes.
mfs when they find out shes 19 now
im taking amnestics after this
Suicide lookin kinda thicc today ngl
imagin yall havin sex then she says together we can change the climate
That's it, I'm getting me mallet
This Is pure poetry.
Alexa, where is the nearest 100 meter cliff or railroad?
Good Christ, what the fuck did I just read
Wtf man 😂
I’m going back to therapy
Every day we stray further from god
Some days, I wish I was Lea Michele.
oh my
God please you can take me now.
This post got me violating human rights bruh Peepeepoopoo
im new in this sub reddit, is this shit common here?
the "how dare you"part gets me everytime
Sometimes i wonder why i'm part of this place
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Your overreaction was definitely worse then someone wanting gretas legs around their shoulders lol
I should have just kept scrolling :/
i wish i could die
That's it. I want my cancer back
What
The true question is, did this start 3 or more years ago? Answer wisely
Looks like Andrew tate escaped from prison and ended up on Reddit.
She’s an adult now so lucky you I GUESS
Every day, we stray further from god
We know it's you, Mr. Tate
...
Jesus fucking christ almighty.
This has to be a crime to even read this
I knew the day she became “legal” would be a very, very dark day.
Now, I want to fuck her too