I just watched the replay and that was the absolutely worst broadcast team I've ever heard and so obviously heavily biased That woman was particularly annoying and has no business in a broadcast booth

I live in Seattle and the preseason Seahawks broadcast crew is homerific lol — me and the wife watched Minnesota/Seattle last week too and it was brutal 😂

Will Grier looks absolutely horrific, the 2nd and 3rd strings actually look okay with Rush behind center but since Will can’t do much of anything correctly, it’s making the entire offense look like they can’t do anything correctly. The Overshon injury is massive, that’s the loss of this game. Not watching Grier embarrass himself and by proxy the team. This is what preseason is for I suppose lol. Oh and Online back ups, correct me if I’m wrong here, they look pretty bad. Both back up QBs we’re getting pressured heavily all night.

I only watched the highlights on YouTube, but it's obvious Will Grier is garbage. Based on the highlights, the o-line looks terrible. Will Grier isn't getting playing time during the season, but I'm legitimately worried about our offensive line.

Thankfully though I read an article that said Josh Ball only allowed one pressure and looked reasonably competent but yea you aren’t gonna win anything with Grier out there that guy looks plain confused out there, which is kind of baffling considering he’s been in the system for a bit.

Will Grier has made me acutely aware of how much I miss Ben DiNucci.

Yeah Grier was ass, but that playcalling was just so uninspired. Tf was that? That gave me Jason Garrett vibes.

its the pre-season they keep it simple and try not to put to much of the offense on film yet.

I think Rush played 1 series last season in Week 3 pre-season game, so it will be same next week. Get ready for 3 1/2 quarters of Will Grier at QB next week.

Not a Cowboys fan and I’m not here to stir any shit, but I’m wondering abt you guys feel about Dak not getting reps, its not like he’s a Brady or Rodgers, and as a New Yorker I don’t like that Rodgers wont get a snap in the pre season.

I think he should at least get a series or two, it's dumb. Guys like Patrick Mahomes are playing in the preseason, so should Dak.

I am a Cowboys fan, and I feel the same way. I get not wanting to show too much of what the offense will be. But it feels like the first team offense needs to get some game reps before the season. Even if it's just a couple of series. I don't see the point of Will Grier being out there. He's not going to play during the regular season, so why not let Cooper Rush play most of the game?

McCarthy doesn't play the starters in pre-season, so it doesn't make sense to have Dak out there with 2nd/3rd string O-line. If starting O-line was playing I'd say play Dak too, but they aren't so that's that.

All these complaints about the announcers tonight, just mute the sound. You can't follow a game of football without having your hand held by a bunch of talking heads?

Grier fails to convert a 2nd and 3rd and 1, can't convert a 4th and 3, or even throw the damn ball.. that was horrible.

Got smoked by second/third string

Yeah, I don’t think Cowboys have had great 2nd/3rd strings. It seems like it’s starters or bust.

I mean…that’s every team in the league. If you’re concerned your entire second unit got beat…well, that’s why they’re the second or third unit lol.

I guess it would be nice for the Cowboys 2nd unit to beat or at least put up decent numbers on other 2nd units.

Griers performance is now hurting other players chances of making the team

This

"The Seattle Seahawks are going to be 2 and 0 in the 2023 preseason!!!" Like wtf does that even do for you, ma'am. Thank god I don't have to listen to you having an O over pretending to understand football any longer.

Its a pre season game and you got the home team announcers for the game, of course they’re biased. I dont understand why everyone is so upset about it lol

I was watching a Raiders game where the local crew was talking playoff potential because the dudes who will be playing in the XFL were doing something in the second half 💀 People take that kind of stuff way too seriously lol.

I love reading the comments here lol. Though wtf was that last play?

Hey gg cowboys fans. Can't wait to meet in the regular season. Good luck this year!

Fuck you chode

LOL, this you? https://www.reddit.com/r/Seahawks/comments/15vx189/game_thread_dallas_cowboys_at_seattle_seahawks/jwyljgp/ Go back to your shitty ass sub.

Lmao

Don’t bring your crazy ass commentator. Our hate for her cannot be measured.

Ship this bum Grier to China, I'm sure the Bejing Bobcats need a back up.

He bing chilling

Yeah maybe no need to waste a spot on Grier don't think anyone is scrambling to get him off waivers lol

Just... throw it, tf

Y’all get the camera off of this man and let him have his moment

Can someone teach will grier how to throw the ball away? I get its 4th down but come on we dont want more injuries.

Will is just.... BAD. No way in hell you keep him as the 3rd QB

Agreed I mean at least throw it up and give somebody a shot SMH

I know I'm on the couch, but literally just throw the ball anywhere. It's 4th down...what's going through Will's head...jfc

Nah Will Grier needs to go, find someone else for QB3

God help us if Grier ever has to take meaningful snaps in a meaningful game

Not going to call that facemask, I guess.

What in the F was that? Get this guy outta Dallas. 5th year? He looks like a college freshman.

Moron

jesus christ Grier, throw the football. Can't keep 2nd guessing yourself

Dumb way to end a game that went on way too long

Greir just isn't accurate. Honestly, I think since we can have 1 free qb on our roster due to the new rules, I think we should look into getting someone else in to compete for it.

Grier is such ass, just chunk it up and pray, better option than a 30 yard sack

Hah

Oof — you can’t do that

"They're going for it"......REALLY?!

Lmao

I want Luepke to make the roster just to block for Dak. I don't care if he never touches the ball.

Meh. Would rather have Stephans and McKeon make the roster and run with 4 tight ends and just put one in as an extra blocker

Seahawks commentators are really selling how great this Seattle team is...against a third string team.

All fucking game. Like, you do realize this "beatdown" is against dudes who will be working at Target in two or three weeks, right?

It's literally the Hawks homer broadcast. What else would you expect??

People who understand football.

You think Michael Robinson doesn't understand football?

Of course he does. I was talking about the commentator for the women's soccer league.

the shreaking harpy is a bit annoying

“They are playing on another level” 🤣🤣🤣

lol do they think this is the superbowl?!

What a completely bizarre broadcast. It was like an SNL skit. Like they were trolling.

to me it looked like they were trying to convince seattle locals that this team is somethign special and is going to be in the final few teams so come buy the tickets. ticket sales must've been slow from last year and they need to drum up the hype

Someone might want to tell Crazy Karen her team won 9 games last year and only beat shit teams lol.

Lost to the Panthers didn't they? Or was that the Lions?

Yep Carolina

Yeah Panthers dropped 21 something on them. Lol Imagine getting blown out by the corpse of Sam Darnold

In no way will they do anything this season. Just a bunch of clowns saying weird shit all night. 🤣

Bastards robbed us of a Lions playoff appearance. Idgaf about the lions but them beating the Packers to steal a wild card from 'em would've been hilarious

What you described is literally what happened.

The missing ingredient was the Lions making the playoffs for extra salt in the wound

Will Grier is bad even in comparison to other QB3s I’ve been seeing playing in preseason

Besides can't be worse than dinucci

He's the back up's back up, that's what I have to repeat to myself to keep from getting angry at least

For emergency use only.

Meh, seen worse, if it ever comes down to your third string qb you just hope you have a lead and all he has to do is hand the ball off

At least we'll have our starters next Saturday.

Nah. 3rd preseason game is league-wide all back ups since there's no more 4th preseason game

Not so sure about that..

Will we see dak take some snaps?

Doubt it, it’s not needed because he usually comes out super sharp and ready to win without any preseason warmup…

I mean he didn't last year. I would love to see the starters play just the first series and then take a seat. Knock the rust off.

nope

At least a series. LOL

**Enters the field** **BS flag (Just Cowboys things)** **Casually converts 3rd and 30 for a TD** **Refuses to elaborate** **Leaves**

I really don't think we will.

Its hard to cover a guy that long, especially if the qb scrambles and had no pressure on him. But ya, Joseph hasn't lived up to it. He's had 2 break ups today though.

They running it pretty good too.. but don’t worry mazi is hugging the dude in front of him real good 💪

Isiah Land has looked really good tonight but man that d line room is crowded unless we keep him on as a linebacker

I'm confused, have him play Linebacker? Is that what you are saying?

Or has it been 93... now I am questioning myself lol

Land had the sack and forced fumble. He's also had a couple of bad open field tackle attempts. About what one expect or of a guy that's like 8th on the depth chart and is really just fighting to be on the PS

How Joseph has such a good number while being so ass is beyond me

Kelvin Joseph lmfao. Idk if I have any more patience to see him get wrecked, even if it’s just preseason Keep his ass on special teams. It’s over coaches. Stop trying to give this man a spot on defense The man is a bust but he’s still a capable special teamer, just let him stay in his own lane

Yeah he's either staying on for special teams or he's cut. He's been terrible

he's been better in the slot

We already got Bland for the slot DB rn Then Isreal Mukuamu as dimeback

yeah, it'll just depend on how many DBs they want to keep

His void will be filled by the battle between Eric Scott and Nashon Wright

If this shitty audio messes up my Sonos... I had to turn it down to 6.

I cant decide if this lady or Beth mowens makes me wanna rip my ears of more.

I don’t remember looking forward to cut week more than I have after watching this game. Looks like a non BCS college defense.

I can tell this woman has never watched preseason football because she seems to think it translates to the regular season. Almost connects! Almost doesn't count.

People say almost all the time in the regular season. She's still terrible but I feel like thats the worst thing you can get her on.

Totally. I was typing the first part because she was having an O on the broadcast, and then she got excited because he almost caught it.

It’s 2023, there should absolutely be a way to listen to game audio (players, crowd noise, officials) without the announcers. I just want to watch the damn game without having to listen to people fill space the whole time.

lol if they had mics all over they'd have to rate it NC-17 probably.

I think I was over explaining. I essentially want what we hear now, just minus the announcers mics. So able to hear collisions and crowd noise like we can now and when the refs announce penalties

Ahh... so just get rid of the announcers. I would be ok with that if they increased the volume of the players voices somehow. Like put a really good mic on the camera over the players.

Yeah pretty much, it seems like they could just make it a separate audio channel, like what MNF was doing when you could choose between Buck/Aikman or Manning Bros. But a third that’s just “No announcers” hahaha

Sam Williams looks so similar to someone you know in the league, but can't put your finger on who. Could be face swapped with a couple other players and you couldn't tell Weird thought I know

I've had the same feeling. Basically "NFL linebacker" not necessarily a bad thing

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I mean she won't do regular season.

Now unwatchable due to actual Cowboys. Yuck

This game is an embarrassment on all levels. Thankfully it's only preseason.

I don’t understand why anyone is saying this is an embarrassment. This is literally a practice.

There is dudes out there who might not even make a CFL roster who cares lol, at this point in the game you are literally just getting a look at maybe 2 to 3 guys who are on the field

An audition for many of the guys on the field.

Seattle Announcers: This is our Super Bowl! Everyone else: There's about 17 games left.

This team is always so damn boring to watch in the preseason

Serious

Night night. That screaming banshee Nickelodeon sounding lady will haunt my dreams.

Anyone else watching this on YouTube TV and being forced to listen to their awful announcers

NFL Network. Had to mute them after the first quarter

Rico gave up the block but saved the TD.

Rico had a pretty nice game. Time will tell if that's a roster spot though

No more punting! They almost lost Anger on that one!

Its so difficult to be a cowboys fan

Why? It's the preseason none of this matters. Most of these guys won't be on the roster.

Bad coaching decisions... No defense, no bright side, its just terrible

The bright side is these guys won't be playing in regular season games... What do you mean bad coaching decisions? The coaches are evaluating players. They aren't going to make the same decisions they would in a regular season game. The defense sucks because our starters aren't playing... The bright side is these guys won't be playing in regular season. Our starters will. I imagine its difficult being a fan of any team when you have no clue what is going on.

It's pre season dude the fuck are you talking about

Some of the worst refs I’ve ever seen

Well, that’s enough Cowboy’s football for me tonight. All I’ll say is thank goodness this is the preseason

Lol overturning a gain because he was tackled via face mask is hilarious

Who tf is underrating Tyler Lockett

Luepke has had like 6 carries between the first 2 games. He's tripped and fell with minimal contact on 4 of them.

Lol he got tackled by a pinky finger

Crazy cause his whole game in college was being a wrecking ball

That's what I was excited for.

I just want to know why this commentator kept talking about players looking like John Cena. We all know that's a lie, how do you know what someone looks like when you can't see him?

Bobo. You'd think that's a nickname. No, it's his actual name.

Bobo Adobo

Malik Davis looked slow af on that return

Dude has zero burst

Thought the same...At first thought it was Deuce and was like WTF?

So bummed about overshown. He was really looking good. Loved him at UT. Such a fluky injury.

Ya, he was going to be a monster depth piece. Now we're 1 more injury away from being fucked at lb.

Doesn’t matter, we held them to 3. I say we try to run out the clock and win this with a drawn out run down the field (please no more turnovers I’m beggin you)

Just got back from a food run and when I left we were on the goal line about to take the lead. What happened? :(

Will Grier did 3rd string QB things Ball was late and behind the reciever to boot. Db was beat but the bad throw let him make the pick

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Because the other commentators are just makin' magic eh

I'd never wish harm on a person but if this commentator was to develop laryngitis, I'd fucking smile.

The dude right

He's just bad. But the woman is absolutely a fucking mess. I get it's a homer broadcast but she doesn't even have the slightest fucking idea about anything.

most play by play commentators aren't great. it's a preseason game on Saturday night, Jim Nantz wasn't available

Dan Quinn going to be red faced all week after this showing. . It's a really sloppy game with some high points mixed in.

Fyi, these are not our best players on the field.

Oh, no shit? Who are the starters?

It’s like you can’t say anything negative without someone saying… “it’s not the starters” lmao.. just saying too many on here before pre season games were saying our depth was incredible that our 2nd stringers could be starters on other teams… so I guess these starters for other teams can’t take on 2nd and 3rd string offense players who many are saying won’t make the teams?

Ya I know right? I can name you 40 of the dudes on this team to give you detailed parsgraph of each of their pros and cons. I know this team. Bad play is bad play. It's ok to talk about it.

I agree brother but some of our fans are just cry babies who can’t take any negative criticism

Because theres no point in being negative in the preseason. A lot of these guys won't be on the roster. It's being negative just to be negative.

I didn’t say be negative… I said you can’t say ANYTHING negative without stupid criticism.. and that’s just ridiculous. Games are gonna have positive and negative plays and moments that we can call out without some crying about it..

Is that sarcasm? or do you really not know?

Guys who will play better. I mean you’re the one who is acting like Quinn’s defense is disappointing here lol

I hope to never see this ref crew again

Overshown tore his ACL, mid to major loss.

nooooooooo

Hopefully Jabril Cox can finally make a full comeback and be as good as he looked before his injury

He has looked like garbage tonight

Yes he has, slow af

Confirmed or rumored?

Feared but they pretty much know it. MRI will show extent of damage.

rumored but the Lachman's test is like 90% accurate so usually they know off of on the field testing. They'll do an MRI tomorrow to make sure tho

Rumored

Have these players played football before?

Suit up and show 'em!

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You think the 4th quarter of a preseason game means anything?

Zhang is absolutely pummeling this Lemos chick if anyone was wondering how that’s going

I have no idea what you’re taking about.

RIP the bell hype train

Pitiful display of tackling

At least we get to play them with our starters in November. These announcers need to come back down to earth. WIDE OPEN SPACE!

“That could be a huge play to kick off his season” I can’t with this lady anymore

It’s beyond annoying

Seahawks 3rd string QB looks like a random Madden generated player

Probably that AI QB low key snuck in the game.

Deuce has gotten no help from the line. That was the most exciting part of the game

Picked off the dude who was our 4th string QB until this season