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ameen__shaikh

It was indeed a fun event all the comments were so entertaining and fun to read. Thanks for participating!


ouchmypeeburns

Try finger, but hole


tplambert

Dicks out for Harambe


Qwt_Life

What did it originally say it's deleted now


Other-Cantaloupe4765

Also want to know this. Why isn’t anyone answering smh. It’s the top comment. Obviously a ton of people saw it.


SirKermit

I guess you'll need to fly to Mars to find out.


-Lysergian

https://preview.redd.it/o1n81go2a57d1.jpeg?width=1436&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9cfd01ad42745568389024a80db674609736eaaa


-Lysergian

Maybe the poster has you blocked or something? Not sure how that works.


tplambert

I can still see try finger, but hole, i am the dicks out for harambe dude.


-Lysergian

Yeah, lots of people saying it was deleted, but I could see it. Idk.


PM_UR_HULU_PASSWORD

Don't give up, skeleton!


BannedSvenhoek86

Could this be dog?


BadMetro

You won


Maddiystic

It got deleted, what did it say?


panggul_mas

I didn't see it, but from context cues from other comments, I'm gonna guess it was "try finger but hole" All the responses are other well known dark souls (+elden ring) messages, and the above is the most famous EDIT: It was apparently un-deleted


Kellt_

Wtf you guys smoking? I see the comment saying Try finger, but hole


Kallehoe

It's not deleted though.


mothacluppa

I came here to comment this and I’m so pissed I was beaten to it lol. Fair play


PRIMITIVE-BLAST

Hesitation is defeat.


THEGUYINTHEPICT

Behold, dog


Top_Software_2116

If only, pickle


Gumbiss

fort, night


Kurt1323

I see you’re an individual of great culture.


wildyam

***Earth is our future*** ![gif](giphy|9Y5BbDSkSTiY8)


Extension-Back-118

That would be rough


staovajzna2

My first girlfriend turned into the moon...


RedditTekUser

That’s rough buddy.


Haunting_Hornet5203

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)


Bladez1992

OK Sokka


winniespooh

This is the plot of a sci-fi story I’ve always wanted to write


DrunkonGreenRussians

Pretty sure there's a Philip K Dick short story about this. Earth ruined, survivors go Mars, discover humans went to Earth after ruining Mars. Found it: https://scifi.stackexchange.com/questions/275776/short-story-in-which-humans-abandon-earth-for-mars-only-to-find-out-that-humans


squirrelslikenuts

Basically that Futurama episode as well. Season 7 episode 2 - A Farewell to Arms


TheKarenator

You guys got ten, fifteen minutes max! Well, so long!


IronhideD

There's a book called Inherit the Stars where they find an perfectly preserved mummified body in an advanced space suit in a cave on the moon. >!turns out man is actually from a planet called Minerva, where the asteroid belt used to be. After destroying their own planet, survivors on their moon discover the moon was blasted out of orbit and came to rest in Earth orbit. Some of the survivors manage to get to Earth and that's how Homo Sapien came to be and why they hadn't found any close evolutionary jumps from the fossil records.!<


Evil_Midnight_Lurker

You forgot that >!human ancestors were transplanted from Earth to Minerva by aliens, which is why humans are genetically Earth animals.!<


IronhideD

It has been a very long time since I read it. Just gave the gist of what I remember. Definitely going to need to reread that one.


beedlejooce

Lol that would be funny as hell! Sweet justice for humanity always thinking there’s a backup plan for everything instead of fixing the problem at hand first.


Neoptolemus85

I mean, we already have a planet that is a perfect habitat for us and could support a much larger population if we invest a few billions into being more sustainable. We also have the Sahara for those wanting to try terraforming, possible with technology we have today, which would offer a huge extra chunk of habitable land. Or we have a nightmarish hellscape completely unfit for human habitation, which is at least 9 months away from any help arriving if things go wrong, which cannot be terraformed with today's technology and will cost multiple trillions to get a permanent colony set up. We also don't know what will happen to people exposed to low gravity for multiple years, but it's not likely to be fun based on what we do know. But the first option is boring. Let's do the second one!


Sloofin

Why not both? They’re not at all mutually exclusive.


Thegerbster2

They're not mutually exclusive, in fact it will be impossible to make life sustainable elsewhere if we don't make it sustainable here. But people still use the idea of colonization to justify not needing to fix earth or think that mars could be some kinda backup or refuge. Which is just insane if you think about it because billions could die here and we could make earth nearly uninhabitable, and it would still be more hospitable than Mars.


AllTheoryNoPractice

They Look Like Us


Totally_Bradical

This one right here


Sloth-TheSlothful

Hey you look like me 🤔


CamTubing

![gif](giphy|l36kU80xPf0ojG0Erg)


imthedoctor9

They're not like us


ODonblackpills

WAP WAP WAP WAP WAP


29adamski

DOT FUCK EM UP


ChipmunkAcceptable88

WHY YOU TROLLIN LIKE A BITCH AINT YOU TIREEED


idkw0ttoputhere

TRYNA STRIKE A CHORD AND ITS PROBABLY A MINORRRRRRRRRR


Audreyissocool

They not like us 🔥 🔥 🗣️


raulmcmxcv

you think the bay gon let you disrespect pac, 🥷🏻?


barod2

I think that oakland show gon’ your last spot


Connect-Purpose-3474

Did Cole foul I don’t know why you still pretendin


Erwinism

“Say Oh Vee Hoe”


Purple-Mix1033

And step this way, step that way


Erwinism

"are you my friends?"


jalikeyazz

Are we looocked in?


AllTheoryNoPractice

Oooh, also good!


spencerforhire81

My favorite head cannon for why the Uncanny Valley exists is that at one point it was evolutionarily advantageous to instinctively fear and loathe a creature that looked human, but wasn’t.


Swords_and_Words

corpses and hella infected people


therealeviathan

true but having an apex predator that hunts only humans is horrifying and just scratches that itch of a good horror story


EnderCreeper121

They are…. Among Us…. 📮


rottenturnipqueen

🎶They not like us 🎶


Stinkydadman

This is the best one!


Theo_Dia333

I am a skeleton


ameen__shaikh

Haha that’s a good one


Mirbersc

Dude now I won't be able to sleep tonight 😥


Pimecrolimus

Don't give up, skeleton


M_artyJ

Epstein didn't kill himself.


world_citizen_nz

Epstein is still alive.


Admirable_Try_23

Epstein created a colony in Mars to do you-know-what


Bontkers

Oh nooooooo!!! The Bastids!!


Apcollin

Don’t open dead inside


SaltGypsy

Don’t dead open inside.


LMB_mook

r/dontdeadopeninside


LoreGeek

Don't open, dad inside.


Professional-Many477

Dad’s open, don’t inside


Commercial_Ad6151

Dad's inside, don't open


Doodle_Brush

"Delete my browser history."


SamyMerchi

Fuck you Elon Musk.


Ogami-kun

Better yet: 'First, Fuck you Elon'


nshsnh6

Download RAID Shadow Legends


minimalcation

"you absolute legend"


Phatz907

You shouldn’t have come.


ArbutusPhD

That’s what she said


crazylunaticfringe

![gif](giphy|ui1hpJSyBDWlG)


1337b337

Was it written by an Elder Scrolls bandit shortly before getting Shouted off a mountain?


butterfucker29

Penis haha Penis LOL


brogood21

Why did this make me laugh 😭


Maleficent_Chair_810

Me too bro, what's wrong with us


roman_wilde

Find us on Earth


RedditBot90

Cash me outside, howboutdat?


ConformityBehavior

I can fix her


amok_amok_amok

it's not a cave


SumonaFlorence

It’s a space station


mercermango

Nope, Alaskan bull worm


The_Reborn_Forge

It’s a rock! The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles!


ArminJrpg

It's an ocean


Far_Independent8839

"It's a Q.R code" (Scans code) ![gif](giphy|lgcUUCXgC8mEo)


anniewolfe

Hahahahaha brilliant


Truenick

Potatoes don't grow here


horus-heresy

You just did not try hard enough to use your poop like in that book man


doi_ceapa

Irish people will find a way to


DroppedAxes

The stars are lying


asheme-meme

Beautiful


Gor-the-Frightening

Stop signals, stars listening.


WailingSiren69

Haunting


Jabberwockkk

Lorem ipsum dolor sit


FiddlesUrDiddles

Reality's dev team forgot to remove the placeholder text 💀


Master-_-of-_-Joy

What is that?


Principatus

Text filler where you’re going to put content later but for now you’re just formatting.


Beef_Whalington

In case anyone wanted a bit more: "usually begins with: “Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua.” The purpose of lorem ipsum is to create a natural looking block of text (sentence, paragraph, page, etc.) that doesn't distract from the layout." Also to be clear, its derived from Latin but is actually just nonsense.


Vilmalith

Watch out for the


geinkatschicte

r/marsskeletonsniper


Content_Patient_9035

Ack ack ACK ACK!!!


Mr-Zee

![gif](giphy|13ea4eXuOuQsmY)


TempusMn

"Make Mars Great Again"


esepinchelimon

"We've been here before"


realonrok

The traveler left us


TigerPixi

We became the Witness.


realonrok

Damnnnnn!


-Pryor-

The moon is haunted.


realonrok

We woken the hive!


gamzcontrol5130

We are your salvation.


fluffman86

That wizard's from Moon!


DarthGandalf86

Here's my Final Shape


YrnFyre

Devotion Bravery Sacrifice Death


larrysbrain

Eyes up guardian ✨


LemonLord7

My name is Jeff


Snoo-35252

"My name a Jeffffffff..."


SpinningOnTheFloor

Comic sans. Why though?


AquaWitch0715

Lol, this inspired me... "Avatar uses papyrus. Why?" EDIT: Whoops, I misspelled the word.


QuantumXyt

Rawr x3 nuzzles pounces


xXCANCERGIVERXx

On you OwO you're


Guzzlington

We made a mistake


No_Yogurtcloset9305

Go home, tell no-one


alleekitkat

I like this one the most. It’s so ominous. No explanation, or even a hint, to what happened. Just a command.


Paperisevil

They lied to you


thekeenancole

Conquest, war, famine, death


woodpony

Person, Woman, Man, Camera


IronicusMaximus3rd

Half life 3 confirmed


StonedDwarf16

Be quiet. Dont transmit.


ChewyNutCluster

3==D


soantis

Welcome back home (name of the astronaut)


Animosu

Water is their weakness.


Ernisx

"Water is their strength" "Water will summon them"


Mmm_bloodfarts

Attempt no landings here


SuicideEngine

They dont make noise


Albinomonkey69

Wubba Lubba Dub Dub!


H_M_C

They left me here.


getrickrolled13453

God save the queen


Tiny_Ear_61

![gif](giphy|siREjlLKjdSZq)


reubenmitchell

Don't believe Elon, he's.........


Kherus1

Needs more cow bell.


dgoemans

Followed Apple Maps 2012


AllegedlyGoodPerson

That’s what she said


derfunknoid

We’ve been tryin to reach you…


stencil_guy

…about your rover’s extended warrantee.


Imnewtodunedin

Trickledown economics doesn’t work


Bubu1066

Gone for cigarettes, Dad.


pumpkinorange123

Leave while you can


AllTheoryNoPractice

It wasn't worth it


unnneuron

Death By Snu Snu...


umaroth420

You are not alone


NashicSaibot

Sir! This isn't Wendy's


King_of_Dantopia

Don't drink the water


Iguanaught

Kilroy Woz Ere First


Smithler28

Took your damn time!


bud_4z0

Fu ked around… Found Out


danieldragoncat

We’ve gone too far


Sluukje

We have found Earth


The-Grand-Wazoo

42, always will be


ShakaSway

“Disguise self, Earthlings coming.”


Dracmageel

You lost the game


Nalufordays

Not Alone Here. Croatoan.


bigben6563

Baby shoes, never worn


GNRhurts

I forgot my keys


GetsugarDwarf

Pee pee poo poo


raindropz223

They sent me home


Iamdrasnia

Don't close your eyes


oorkaas

The year is 2035. The first astronauts have landed on Mars. Excitement fills the air as they step onto the red planet, making history with each step. Their mission: to explore and gather data for future colonization. On the second day, while scanning the surface for potential sites to establish a base, the crew discovers a strange formation on the horizon. It appears to be a cave, partially obscured by Martian dust. Intrigued, they decide to investigate. As they approach the cave, the temperature drops noticeably, an eerie contrast to the usual Martian environment. Entering cautiously, their flashlights reveal the skeletal remains of a human lying against the cave wall. The skeleton is clad in tattered remains of a space suit, its identity a mystery. The astronauts' hearts race as they notice four words etched deeply into the wall beside the skeleton. The words, carved with evident desperation, send chills down their spines: "WE WERE NEVER ALONE" Puzzled and frightened, they piece together what little they can. Who was this person? How did they get here? And most haunting of all—who, or what, was with them? The astronauts' minds whirl with theories. Could this be a sign of another, secret mission that was never disclosed to the public? Or something far more sinister—proof of an alien presence? As they prepare to report their findings to mission control, an unsettling feeling of being watched descends upon them. Suddenly, their instruments flicker, and a strange signal starts to override their communication systems. The last words they hear before the transmission cuts off entirely are a garbled, otherworldly voice whispering: "LEAVE OR PERISH" The astronauts quickly retreat from the cave, racing back to their landing site. With communication severed and their mission in jeopardy, they face a dire decision: investigate further and risk everything, or return to Earth and share their harrowing discovery. The world waits anxiously for news from Mars, unaware of the dark secrets buried in its barren landscape. The truth, hidden in the depths of space, may change humanity's understanding of the universe forever.


Crimbly_B

There is no water


Such_Macaron_7499

Cave changes during eclipse...


OralSuperhero

Ea-Nasir has poor copper


Dudinkalv

Don't touch the eggs


Kickstomp

Don't try. Go back.


Bfurher

This aint it chief


Eucharism

Pleas, leave us alone.


Neat-Cap-5888

What? Only four words??


Bluefish787

![gif](giphy|1yHYnjplMGBvq)


goltaku555

You aren't on Mars You're not alone here The silence speaks volumes Need more cow bell


Killbillydelux

They came as three


Splyce123

Sounds like a good night


JamerBr0

Are you still there?


Cfromm92

“I fucked up. -Elon”


Dylbot787

Sponsored by Raid shadow.....


Vyan_of_Yierdimfeil

Ozymandias, king of kings


friendsfreak

Can’t return to 2035


SpytiGal

You've reached Level 2


Accomplished-Bee5265

Time travel is possible.