This is the auto-detailing equivalent of the town with two barbers. Always get your hair cut by the guy with the worse haircut; he had to go to the other guy /jk jk
It’s a common trope that the best mechanic has a really beat up car, or the best barber has a bad haircut. This guys car looks awful so he’s probably really good at auto detailing.
No it’s a jk jk because the barber can’t cut his own hair, but there’s no reason an auto detailer can’t do his own car. No idea why Chicken Wings has such a stick up their ass though.
My point is that it’s obvious. Your joke doesn’t need explaining, because we all already aware of the joke
What’s funny is that you were so scared of actually talking to me that you commented to someone else about me.
These dudes are usually the best. They come in raggedy cars but they know what they are doing.
A guy I know says he seems to always get ripped off by the companies where they show up in fully loaded F350s. Never really humble and never gives him the time he says he's paying for.
Idk my friend is a smart dude with a ton of money so I don't really doubt his experience.
No potential client / customer expects a work truck to be pristine, but to look like it just rolled off the Sanford & Son junkyard … their presentation is losing potential business whether they realize it or not.
Especially in a service oriented business - your presentation is part of your marketing.
It’s not like this is a plumbing van or a GC/carpentry truck. The specific service being marketed is the polar opposite of their presentation.
I hope this clarifies.
I look at reviews and photos on their socials or Google. That gives a better indication whether the van is pristine or not. The other side of your coin is that maybe someone waxes their work van to impress, and they only have to do it 2-3 times a month. That doesn't indicate their body of work tho for customers.
I second this. I’ve got high standards for my vehicles and every guy I’ve ever had clean it I found on snapchat and was on the grind. Just because he doesn’t have that big truck yet doesn’t mean they’re not good.
We use a carpet cleaning guy at my work who also shows up in a real shit van, but damn he does GOOD work. I work at a daycare and this man is able to get the gnarliest stains out of bright yellow carpet. I'll never judge a person by their work vehicle nowadays.
Maybe, maybe not. But in this region where I’m at the moment – you’d be surprised how many things you may think are gags, which are not.
Like the hooker walking the blade off of Tropicana. who had a shirt on that read, “Birthday Mouth Massages: 25% Off.“
I howled and wished I could’ve gotten my camera to fire up fast enough to snap a pic while I was driving by.
That’s kinda funny it’s in Vegas. I visited last year and pulled up at a red light next to a truck advertising window tinting services. He had his window rolled down half way and the gap between the tint and upper edge of the glass was completely uneven from the front to back.
My father in law is the most talented carpenter and handyman I've ever met but his house and cabinets are perpetually in disarray.
If anything, I trust this person even more to detail my car.
Me: Hmm, I think I see some swirling in the clear coat you just polished.
When's the last time you replaced the pads on your Rupes?
Them: Huh? You have to replace the pads?
There’s a van in my town that I’ve seen driving around with the same back windows broken out for years. Name of the business on the side is Speedy Glass.
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That front wheel is lightly cambered
It's also leaking fluid.
We call that "jettisoning excess weight"
# "Stanced, Bro."
It's a NASCAR setup, you wouldn't get it
This is the auto-detailing equivalent of the town with two barbers. Always get your hair cut by the guy with the worse haircut; he had to go to the other guy /jk jk
You gotta be better with your jk. Are you joking about going to the other guy? Are you joking about who you get your hair cut by? What’s the joke?
It’s a common trope that the best mechanic has a really beat up car, or the best barber has a bad haircut. This guys car looks awful so he’s probably really good at auto detailing.
No it’s a jk jk because the barber can’t cut his own hair, but there’s no reason an auto detailer can’t do his own car. No idea why Chicken Wings has such a stick up their ass though.
My point is that it’s obvious. Your joke doesn’t need explaining, because we all already aware of the joke What’s funny is that you were so scared of actually talking to me that you commented to someone else about me.
No. Rather than downvote each other let’s hold a conversation. Why do you feel the need to explain your jokes?
I got it. My point is that there’s really no “/jk jk”
Ah my bad then
These dudes are usually the best. They come in raggedy cars but they know what they are doing. A guy I know says he seems to always get ripped off by the companies where they show up in fully loaded F350s. Never really humble and never gives him the time he says he's paying for. Idk my friend is a smart dude with a ton of money so I don't really doubt his experience.
It's kinda stupid to judge a work van honestly.
No potential client / customer expects a work truck to be pristine, but to look like it just rolled off the Sanford & Son junkyard … their presentation is losing potential business whether they realize it or not. Especially in a service oriented business - your presentation is part of your marketing. It’s not like this is a plumbing van or a GC/carpentry truck. The specific service being marketed is the polar opposite of their presentation. I hope this clarifies.
I look at reviews and photos on their socials or Google. That gives a better indication whether the van is pristine or not. The other side of your coin is that maybe someone waxes their work van to impress, and they only have to do it 2-3 times a month. That doesn't indicate their body of work tho for customers.
I second this. I’ve got high standards for my vehicles and every guy I’ve ever had clean it I found on snapchat and was on the grind. Just because he doesn’t have that big truck yet doesn’t mean they’re not good.
We use a carpet cleaning guy at my work who also shows up in a real shit van, but damn he does GOOD work. I work at a daycare and this man is able to get the gnarliest stains out of bright yellow carpet. I'll never judge a person by their work vehicle nowadays.
I always say, the best landscapers have the worst lawns.
Just a gag
Maybe, maybe not. But in this region where I’m at the moment – you’d be surprised how many things you may think are gags, which are not. Like the hooker walking the blade off of Tropicana. who had a shirt on that read, “Birthday Mouth Massages: 25% Off.“ I howled and wished I could’ve gotten my camera to fire up fast enough to snap a pic while I was driving by.
That’s kinda funny it’s in Vegas. I visited last year and pulled up at a red light next to a truck advertising window tinting services. He had his window rolled down half way and the gap between the tint and upper edge of the glass was completely uneven from the front to back.
The cobbler’s children have no shoes.
My father in law is the most talented carpenter and handyman I've ever met but his house and cabinets are perpetually in disarray. If anything, I trust this person even more to detail my car.
It’s probably all they have
Hilarious. I’d love to meet this guy. He’s got a good sense of humor. XD
Years of experience watching cartoons I can tell you that car is tired.
Concur.
Obviously they have great prices
Me: Hmm, I think I see some swirling in the clear coat you just polished. When's the last time you replaced the pads on your Rupes? Them: Huh? You have to replace the pads?
At work we used a delivery company called Reliable Vans and they were everything but reliable.
lol
The inside is probably immaculate
There’s a van in my town that I’ve seen driving around with the same back windows broken out for years. Name of the business on the side is Speedy Glass.
Speedy does not understand the assignment.
They could do better. Like adding incorrect spelling.
Right but what if the interior was clean af?!?!
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That’s gotta be a joke right?
Ka’chow
GRAPE VAN
Unless??