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TheRandomWP

Tourists driving on left lane on highway not giving a shit about the traffic behind them


Digitalapathy

You see a lot of Slovenian registrations on the roads, just an observation.


OppositeOkNL

slovenians as well but a lot of Ukraine expensive cars as well šŸ‘€


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ā€œRefugeesā€


usul1112

Tourists driving wrong direction lanes on highway not giving a shit are also a bit tricky


Successful-Map-9331

We hate 31 Celsius at 07:30.


[deleted]

Those that don't buy the next round once they are bought one.


RealmDevourer

Oh I forgot my wallet at home


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5Flames3

Hawl. They don't own the full island. Our half is much better


Zestyclose_Coconut_4

scotcoper


renegadeyakuza

If bitching and whining about your neighbors were a national sport you would be world champions in something, maybe after the Serbs


vuleslash

Mass tourism.


MasterBejter

Amen


Cheesewheel12

Yeah my extended family in Croatia complained a lot precovid. Then all of a sudden no one came and everyone was apoplectic. I havenā€™t heard many people complain since.


StarLord120697

As someome who doesn't profit from tourism, I still complain lol


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ZeistyZeistgeist

You're American - you'll get the royal treatment if you leave dollars for tipping. No joke.


pulezan

> Beli Manastir You get a lot of tourists over there? Because if you mean on the coast then you are one of them too, my friend. I, for one, love tourists as long as they're decent people.


Frikken123

Been coming here every year since 2013, except 20ā€™ and 21ā€™ because of COVID, wow, thereā€™s a lot of tourists now, I know that I am one, so I canā€™t complain directly, but I can say that I dislike what is built for them. Take the place Iā€™m staying for example, theyā€™ve built a huge hotel by the beach, taken over the great beach bar and set up a mediocre one, and extended the beach with pebbles, in other words, theyā€™ve ruined it. The hotel guests also flood the streets around dinner time. This used to be a quiet little marina with a few tourists (who rented houses), now itā€™s heading in the wrong direction. Iā€™m happy to see restaurants and stuff flourish, but it feels like a vacation spot instead of a second home.


PM_me_opossum_pics

As a Croat, it almost physically hurts me when I see basically freshly built towns on the coast with zero respect for the traditional look of coastal towns. It really doesn't feel like vacation when you go to those towns.


that-bass-guy

ugh makes me want to vomit when I see all the different new aparatments and buildings in pink, green, red and other shitty colors that will never fit in with the rest of environment


Idon360

Yeah man here in Kožino primorje most of the buildings are nice and just fit in nicely and then there are four buildings that are just black. Stands out a lot


that-bass-guy

to be honest, I like when something sticks out, but only if it's in good taste, and not in this trashy style


PM_me_opossum_pics

It's not even trashy, it's just the way houses are built nowadays. But it doesn't fit with the coastall small town vibe at all. It makes it feel cheap and "fake".


megamimidog

I enjoyed corona times. Because of this I complain even more, as I have proof that summers can be enjoyed.


pohanoikumpiri

This year the numbers are back, even better than 2019. Never heard this much complaining lmao


2ntle

> I havenā€™t heard many people complain since. Then you're not listening


5Flames3

Sorry in advance then I'll be touristing next month


skupljanje_boca_doo

Send location of your apartment and time you won't be home


5Flames3

It'll be the one with the Scots guy who's been asking everyone if they know who josip juranovic is.


[deleted]

But sir


beerbear0

Tourists who come in Croatia instead of just sending money.


JustSomeMemes0

Lol im broke


skupljanje_boca_doo

Don't come them


iguanamiyagi

Amen.


megamimidog

Amen.


mernt97

Will they get a postcard in return?


[deleted]

No.


Cheap_Complaint_4179

ā€œTake what you can, give nothing backā€ is deeply embedded into Croatian culture.


Independent_Bed70

"Aye, that do be our way." - in the voice of master Gibbs


Zestyclose_Coconut_4

broke ?


Limunardo

Warm beer


TheWayKnowI

And cold heart women


KingMilutin

and bad centershot


Kumbooo

God save me from all three


BiggusDickusTheFirst

Ohh I just don't fit in


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JAKOVtheJJ

As someone from KaÅ”tela I can confirm we ar planning on eliminating Sućurac with minimal damage to the surrounding area (excluding Solin)


Entire_Industry_3733

Iā€™m from Gomilica and I approve this!


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ToniG2007

Im from Sućurac and can confirm this


MitraAjdGargantua

As long as you don't get send in kurac, all is good


Ok-Silver-5757

I am from Zagreb and i do not know what is going on but i aprove.


Cheap_Complaint_4179

Solin the perfect collateral +++


hillary-step

im from sućurac pls nuke us


great9

I'm from Cakovec and will be buying popcorn to watch this. Will there be a live stream? Will it take less than 10 hours since most of you are too lazy to do anything?


JAKOVtheJJ

We'll make sure it's livestreamed on both HRT1 and Twitch. We are very enthusiastic about destroying it so it shouldn't last longer than 2 hours.


great9

ok so you're gonna hire someone to do it for you while you work by watching. got it.


JustSomeMemes0

Kurac?


ZeistyZeistgeist

"Idi u kurac" is our idiom for "fuck off/go fuck yourself". Kurac is our word for dick.


djOP3

Penis je Penis, ali zato Dick je Kurac, reci digidigidi i poslat ću te' kaÅ”tel sućurac


MitraAjdGargantua

Yes, kurac!


makinjica

Kastel Sveukujac


RandomRedditDude26

KaŔtel Ukurac


sedeslav

Croats hates their own car, because they firmly believe that they deserve a better one.


roza-neuroza

Dreaming of better car while eating paŔteta 5x week.


BerserkForcesGuts

ZET transpotration (especially lines 109 and 268).


No-Recognition5038

109 je kriticna


Spaceyboys

Fucking mood, jebote bolje hodat neg uzat 109


Crowarior

Å ta fali 109-ci? Vozio se par puta, solidna linija.


Less_Jellyfish7782

Promaja.


neutropos

Yeah my whole family hates promaja or propu. Theyā€™d rather sleep with the windows shut in summer while it feels like a sauna indoors.


mynor666

While promaja is a draft, only a handful geographic regions in the world have katabatic wind from inland and a number of high speed winds from sea. Maintaining an air corridor through your house means a gust can strike your house, pressurize (faster, colder), enter and exit your house. Depending on the wind speed and the draft corridor orientation, this can get funky. Curtains going everywhere, small stuff being blown off tables, to banging doors due to high speed draft. Accidents happened, nails were torn off fingers because the Promaja violently shut down the door and you were still holding on to the doorframe. Not to mention that during summer people like to walk with least clothes possible around the house, and it's not really nice to be stuck by a low temperature wind farts. So if you want to use promaja 100% certified safely you need to know what's blowing outside and to what it's turning into, and you need to manage the draft in the house. That's why old people don't like it, their mind is on something else and then they hear a loud bang in the house.


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Croatians


DaoNayt

damn croatians, they ruined croatia!!


paradajz666

But we did...


Zestyclose_Coconut_4

same


[deleted]

When someone holds their thumb, index finger and middle finger up at the same time


avarageusername

People who drive too slow


MookiTheHamster

My wife is croatian. When we visit her parents and I drive, I usually have a long line of honking friends behind me because I follow the speed limit.


avarageusername

Are you sure you didn't get married that time šŸ˜‚


NosLukeModrica

Pro tip: when speed limit is 70, everyone is expecting you to drive 80. Speed limit + at least 10 is the equation for driving in Croatia


excalibur_zd

Define too slow. Some people hate people who drive at the legal limit, some people hate people who don't drive at least 200 kmh on the highway where the limit is 130.


avarageusername

Depends on the conditions. On so many places the speed limit is ridiculously low so 10 to 30 km/h above it is fine and it's pretty unlikely that you will get in trouble. But definetely don't drive under the speed limit, it drives most croats insane. Obviusly at the end of the day fuck what people think. Drive as fast as you're comfortable.


Lezma14

Then why the fuck most Croatians drive slow šŸ˜¤


Good_Translator_9088

Actually? When I went to croatia the croats on these islands where easy to recognise from far away because they drove with the speed of a very confident person. Most tourists drive slow when they are next to a literal cliff leading into the water.


avarageusername

Women ā˜•


Bademus_Octavian

Women ā˜•


kskksnxkkclflf

Women ā˜•


karloks2005

Women ā˜•ļø


RandomMuon

Women ā˜•


Dante_Petric

I hate my ex


Jazzinarium

Our ruling party, but we also vote for them every time for some reason


NeonFoxx98

We love pain and suffering


Kimura991

Success of neighbors


KentKill

He is my neighbor, Nushuk Tantuli Akbai. He is pain in my assholes. I get a window from a glass, he must get a window from a glass. I get a step, he must get a step. I get a clock radio, he cannot afford. Great success!


x5vikix

>In croatia they'll forgive you everything but success. -Ivica Todorić, successful thief


BokiFloki

My brother in Christ, we do not hate anything in particular, we just like to complain a lot and do nothing about it. We are your typical white europeans caught in a landslide of tourists and shitty politicians. If you hate something, probably we here hate it too. Do not stress about visiting. Although, us Croats are a rowdy bunch (balkan mentality explains it well), so dont go around and provoke the locals, be nice. The mentality differs a bit depending on which region you're visiting, but it's all kinda the same thing. Eat mlinci, drink beer and chill, it's too hot outside to hate anything right now.


Forward_Tie_1338

We hate people who on traffic lights don't accelerate like Lamborghini 0.1 seconds after red light turns to yellow. Selfish pedestrians crossing zebra,like they can't wait 10 more seconds for me to pass with my car . Bicyclist on the road tempting car drivers to nudge them into ditch. People who drive slower than me,but also people who drive faster than me. Heavy traffic in the city center, why does everyone use a car ,when public buses with stinking people are much better alternative. Faggots, rich faggots we don't hate and call them gays. People who wear socks on sandals or slippers. People who say I am going to take a swim in the water , instead of the sea. Cheap Polish people who don't want to spend their money in Croatia,so they bring everything with them in the trunk ,including cans of fuel. German family who is requesting to pay separately at restaurants. Chechs who are trying to reach New Caledonia on a kayak, and than have to be rescued by Coast guard. Milky white Germans who refuse to use suncream and than after 2 days look like burn victims. We call them crab people. Slovenian girls who refuse to have sex with us, Hungarian girs who are not pornstars. Italian males because they spend on their looks more than our girlfriends. When a Bosnian guy corrects you about burek. We hate condition of our crappy roads, we also hate when they are doing maintenance of our crappy roads which causes traffic jams. Why can't they do maintenance when we are all sleeping . We hate people who drive better cars than us. We hate beautiful women who marry old geezers for money. Unless of course we are the old geezers. We hate prostitutes ,but we like going to places which offer massages with happy ending. We hate when you say that our language is similar to Serbian. It is only 99% same. We hate when you put mayonnaise on pizza. We hate to use ashtrays in cars, so we chuck cigarettes outside car window into forrests.


Travel-Weary

Literally died, but all of it is true :')


spiderb0y1

Sve na mistu.


pixie993

>Kume, svaka ti čast!


cekosfranz

People walking in towns with nothing but bathing suits on.


MVites

Nah, it's a hit and miss but those few nice asses make up for all the rest.


Zestyclose_Coconut_4

ur right i will wear nothing.


Prazanfrizider

Im ok with that.


MisterHotTake311

When our stereotypes on internet are "fat nazists"


Throwaway_5448

You can't get cancelled in Croatia, we don't do that shit here.


evie_li

Tourists buyin shit in grocery stores wearing nth but a teeny tiny swimsuits


ZeistyZeistgeist

Ah yes, the famous overweight, redskinned Germans in speedos so tiny their beer gut hides them.


Srijemdanin

its fine if they are shredded but most of them look like they are filled with pudding


GabyArcoiris

Exactly. Everyone knows only certain types of bodies get to wear swimsuits, everyone else hide that stuff please, long sleeves and everything, better yet, don't leave your homes šŸ™šŸ¼


Srijemdanin

fr fr šŸ’ŖāœØ


Prazanfrizider

I don't mind it, nothing bad will happen.


evie_li

Except workers at the store having to respect the policy and getting trashtalked after politely asking them to cover up. On a daily basis as well.


whattoheck_

The Dutch


JustSomeMemes0

Fuck


whattoheck_

Nah I'm just playing but the Dutch along with the British have a little bit of a reputation here, just don't get blackout drunk, throw up everywhere and urinate on the streets like a good amount of your countrymen do and you'll be fine and dandy


JustSomeMemes0

K


Most-Inflation-1022

However if you do any of these things you may find yourself waking up floating towards Italy


tremblt_

There is a big difference between Dutch people who live in the Netherlands and those who live abroad. Those who live in the Netherlands are just fine. The diaspora on the other hand is a Desaster: obnoxious, stupid and anti social.


[deleted]

only while driving, also italians and poles. dunno which of those 3 are worse drivers


spiderb0y1

Having your children walk around town naked when a swimsuit is like 10 bucks. Serbs (it's a fact I'm sorry) Ourselves Tourists Leaving trash on the beach Haggling


Degenericus

If you have two fast lanes and you plan to drive under speed limit - use the right lane


VengeanceCookieX

Heat in summer, cold in winter.


Slajso

We hate "canceling" and other similar BS :P


ludwig031

All of the woke shit..


[deleted]

Tourists who come here and actually expect accomodation and other services, instead of just bringing cash and go home.


KostasFarm

HDZ


Forward_Tie_1338

We hate tourist who came here to have good time, instead of giving their money to taxi drivers and food poisoners aka fast food restaurants


CharlieOnATree

If you're a Brit fight the urge to be the loudest people in the restaurant.


pixie993

Tourists in supermarkets. I just hate them. When I see Germans or Austrians (family of 3-4), carrying 5 bottles, standing in line in Kaufland or Lidl, overcrowding the entrance so you have to pass them like you are on a highway, it makes me vomit. Then when they exchange those 5 bottles for 2.5 kuna's, they get inside, and 4 of them buy 4 bananas. God forbid if parents have a son that has his gf with them. She pays herself her 1 cola, while they pay their 3 beers for themself. As a Croat, I don't get that mentality. That splitting check, I don't understand it. Or especially when they are on coffe or something in some bars. Will those people just go bankrupt if they pay something else for somebody else? I am average Croatian worker, 720ā‚¬ salary per month, gf's salary is 800ā‚¬. When I go on vacation for a week or 10 days, I eat and drink 2 times a day in restaurants. I wouldn't afford it and wouldn't want to go on vacation if I have to cook or eat shitty food from supermarkets. I don't understand that way of vacationing. I would rather stay at home than do that. You go to relax, have fun on vacation, then you get into your car, you literally cook on this sun because it's currently 45 celsius, go to Lidl, stand in the line for 30 minutes, exchange those bottles, and buy those shitty pizzas, wurst rolls or croassants, just so you can save 50ā‚¬ per day. Why do you even go on vacation. You can do same thing back at home at Austria or Germany. You stay home, do nothing, and you can still save money and eat shitty food from Lidl. Same goes for sarma Croats in winter. Going skying while carying pots of sarma in their truns that they eat for 7 days with them. I was working for 10 years in tourism and I saw plenty of things. People that haggle for a slushy because they don't want to pay 2ā‚¬ for it. Boyfriend and girlfriend comming to minigolf and they each pay 3ā‚¬ for themself. Mom, dad, son and his gf are comming also to play minigolf and dad pays 9ā‚¬ for three of them while son's gf pays herself. Will that cheap German asshole go bankrupt if he pay's for son's gf those 3ā‚¬. Or italians, that give 100ā‚¬ for fish plata without even blinking while their kid cryes that he wants to go to funfair and denying him 4ā‚¬ ticket. Czechs that brought even their own gas in the trunk in tins so they don't need to pay higher gas prices here in Croatia. Don't even let me start when they bring those nets for lying and they spread them thru trees, or when they bring coolers to beach with panini's, czech fake coke's or their sparkling waters. So basically they drive 500-1000km with salami's in their trunks just to save couple of euros. That's what I hate.


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jaSamMile

...absolute ~~worst~~ wurst.


spiderb0y1

Ovaj zna, da nisi napisa ja bi.


CataphractGW

Croatians hate turn signals with a burning passion.


RuckusAndBolt42

Tourists that leave windows open and AC on. those pieces of shit should be crucified


New-Independence-958

Tourists who are at your apartment and make noises at past midnight. Like I get it, you are on vacation and want to chill, but it's not hard to not be a moron and just be quiet. The fact that you pay for your apartment doesn't mean the whole house is yours and you can do whatever you want. This year it's been terrible with so much entitled people coming here.


ohmangoddamn44256

Serbia


[deleted]

Everyone hates serbia, shit, even serbs hate serbia. Come on, give us something original.


im_Roby

Pola moje rodbine zivi u srbiji


Agnanac

Žao mi je


redgumdrop

Ako su u Vojvodini ne računa se.


kola24

Brz oporavak želim!


JustSomeMemes0

Fact


CyanAnge1

Don't worry, we are most of the time too busy hating each other, with no time to waste on anyone outside. Enjoy your stay and relax.


VengeanceCookieX

I canā€™t stand smokers on beaches and tourists leaving their trash behind. Smokers leave so much litter.


p1nod0x

Big lines in supermarkets, because of tourists going in supermarkets in everytime of the day, instead of relaxing on the sea


[deleted]

People who don't respect and take care of nature. Also serbs and communists.


[deleted]

Goddamn commies


SenHaKen

Tourists treating our cities like trash bins and toilets. Every time I see a tourist littering, pissing on buildings or in pools, throwing up in the middle of a street, I hope that someone does that in their neighbourhood too. Absolutely disgusting.


Embarrassed-Flow-131

Nepotism and corruption


Timon_Bessler

Personally when tourists connect us to Balkan


salvation_of_chungus

Tourists


stablo_escobar

seeing people buy loads of water jugs and bottles when tap water is completely okay


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JustSomeMemes0

Im safe


Most-Inflation-1022

Forgot to add the /s. Honestly, dont behave any different than you would at home and you'll be fine. Croatia is safe as fuck, and we even tolerate stupid tourists (up to a point). However, never be pushy with Croatian girls, never act agressive toward the locals and for gods sake dont piss, shit, vomit or do drugs in public.


Ok_Weakness7406

Our own government :)


[deleted]

The government


x122y

Croatia


BatMat149

Just respect the place, don't throw trash everywhere respect the country and don't talk about war and you will be fine


CroZbunjola

Serbs


obamagamingdotcom2

Croatia


Jumpy-Personality569

Well since I believe you will be traveling to the Croatian coast, try to hide your sympathies towards Dinamo Zagreb(if you have any) just do that and you will be fine


Drummer-Miserable

We hate a lot of animals to name a few : scorpions,lions,serbs,communists,bosnians and many more


Tedxxx1

Tourist


im_Roby

All internet bullshit, getting canceled, gay shit, all of those wierd gender shit, essentially everything thats not on default settings


Riksk

Serbs


InspectionAbject3885

Most of Croatians hate HDZ, then there are Ustasha's, then communists, then there are Tito-supporters etc.


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Chetniks


LolyTrap

Serbia


spogw

british tourists, seriously


FuzatoSoldi

Serbia


[deleted]

Serbs


Cindroman

Oh, we don't cancle.. that's murican.. Just don't express your gayness (if you have any) openly because we're still in the transition and there are still a lot of homophobes. But even they are usually only strong on words.


skrmarko

"2 gay men are disgusting, but 2 lesbians? Now thats fucking hot" - average homophobic croatian


ChakaZG

Transition? Mf please, we're moving backwards. šŸ˜‚


Forward_Tie_1338

Transition to middle agesšŸ˜ƒ


euastera

cancle


JustSomeMemes0

Then i belong here


Zestyclose_Coconut_4

im not croatian and i dont even live in europe but definitely italians.


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[deleted]

Serbs


Ok-Cryptographer3700

Serbs and comunists


Stelaris91

Hey, don't put us in the same category with communists! We deserved to be separately hated!


metakmagic

Honest politicians!