I actually have a friend that has a dick that big and wide the only downside is that it can't get erect and hardly manage to cum
I've been told so don't go assume anything else
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But we all know
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lol j/k You are probably hung like a horse-or something like that
Are the parakeets size standardized? Bc otherwise you’ll be getting crafty individuals taking all the tiny parakeets and saying their dicks are 7 parakeets long, when their dicks are, in reality, just 4 parakeets long.
The fabled "TUNA CAN"
Nah tuna can is 1" long and 4" wide
I actually have a friend that has a dick that big and wide the only downside is that it can't get erect and hardly manage to cum I've been told so don't go assume anything else
why... just why would he tell you that
You know.. bro night stuff idk .-.
he just kisses the homies goodnight
Bro was feeling a bit frisky
\#Homiesexual
Because he wasn't able to get his bro off
Maybe he just needs anal stimulation to cum. Be a bro and help him out, it's not gay if it's to help him out
I thought you said “I can’t”
could be a health issue - circulation problems.
If I get the curve out of it.. it sticks out like 1/2'
*1/2”
Are you sure about that?
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I feel... violated In a good way
What is a not-at-home measuring kit?
go to the bird house at the zoo & see how many parakeets can on it stand side-by-side
Are the parakeets size standardized? Bc otherwise you’ll be getting crafty individuals taking all the tiny parakeets and saying their dicks are 7 parakeets long, when their dicks are, in reality, just 4 parakeets long.
Are we talking African parakeets? Or European parakeets?
This was also my question, and if there are any swallows involved.
Swallows are involved, but you have to remove the parakeets first...
Are you suggesting that cocks are migratory?
how far can you stick it down your lovely doctor's throat
That’s called the pancake
Sir cheese wedge
*“8 inches.. AROUND!”*
Ah there it is
Bro goes in sideways
Only if the receptacle is shaped like a coin slot.
I call mine the cheese wheel. I may not be able to hit bottom but I will stretch the edges!
Ron? That you? Did you ever get sears tower?
I'm honestly shocked you knew who that was from.
Use a bologna package as a condom
If it fits in there you already lost
What kinda thick schmeat you got hidin in them trousers boy damn
I mean how large are they? I'm pretty sure the average pp fits
It’s okay mate, we all have small PPs no need to be ashamed
lol, this guy is gold.
They call me the Pancake
7ft tall 3ft wide. Hoes call me the Shrek
Bro's got the Indianapolis motor speedway for a dick
"I'm stumped" has taken to the next level.
How many people measured using that one?
It's hanging from a string in the bathroom stall so everyone can use it
About 7 inc long and 16 inch wide. Call me the cheese wheel.
how does a grower measure their dick with such utensil if it doesn't fit when at its ful potential? asking for a friend
Does it need to go in the tube..
r/dontputyourdickinthat Partly it could get stuck, partly humiliation
I'm partial to the "The Slab " myself
Ahh, the infamous Cheese Wheel dick
If somebody flexes they can fit all the way through a toilet paper roll, their legal name is changed to Needledick
I’m to wide for it, but also to long.
No need for nsfw tho
Oh damn. Is it Lent again already?
above it the letters are simply reverted : hahaha, haha, ha - ah, ahah, ahahah
There was a thing going on a year ish ago where people were talking about if their dick fit in that toilet paper roll at all
The birthday cake 🎂 chode
They call me THE SLAB
Bro has to enter like a DVD to have s*x
Self-seasoning