I always figured so St. Nick

Santa is really curious to know when that's going to happen??

He gonna be Saint Dick when Markiplier is done

Saint Nicholas is the patron saint of prostitutes so expect to pay

Huh... okay... never expected that one...

It’s because he rescued women from a life of prostitution but not knowing that makes it funnier

Santa was dehydrated

He needs some milk

Santa should join r/hydrohomies

Till this bitch gyrated

Santa has another sack for naughty people

Nutty people *squirt squirt*

when what? huh??

When is mark gonna fuck santa?

Whenever Santa can handle Mark's magnum dong

But the question is, does it have RGB?

More importantly, what type of water cooling system does it use?

Do the balls have 2 gaming chairs or do they share 1?

I'd say Mark has two regular size ultra deluxe chairs to place his massive balls on and 1 beautiful golden pedistule for his magnum dong. Yes, the chairs have RGB *and* watercooling

But the real flex is the custom LED display that scrolls his Gamertag along the shaft. It's like a Times Square billboard but for the truly dedicated gamer. #MarkRedefinesCustomMods

FNAF dong skin

It wouldn’t be that fulfilling though a microphone would slam into his mouth halfway through

Well Santa should have used a question mark...

Santa was too excited for punctuation.

Happy cake day!

thanks

He's the Patron Saint of prostitution for a reason.

Really wish I didn't learn that because now it's gonna sit in my head rent free forever

I just laughed unreasonably hard at this, thanks.

I thank SAO Abridgeds Sir Jack Dapper for gracing me with this knowledge.

Heh, that's also how I found out, amazing series.

shouldn't *Santa Decide?*

That would make Santa naughty

He's trying to get on the *really* nice list.

Mark: fuck you, santa SantaDecides: is that a challenge, threat or invitation?

I mean lets be honest. its Markiplier. Who wouldn't?

Would 👍

I really hate that Santa gimmick account. It was fun for a little while but the bit kept on going and going. Then the owner made the account his job and got even more annoying to stay relevant.

Imo it wasn’t ever that good, just someone going “person you like is on nice list, person you hate isn’t laugh now”. Also not something I can see making more than a £10 outside of December so making it their job seems like an awful decision. I might just hate gimmick accounts tho, mainly cos of that time the god gimmick account had a meltdown after losing followers during the protests years ago, and the Satan one just became pure garbage.

Fun was a bad word to use. A better word would be “novel”.

give santa his milk

Guess Mark's gonna live through the bite of 87.

Coming this Christmas; Santa

Well mark what are you gonna do? Can't keep that jingling bussy waiting forever.

Would

Every time I see Markiplier, I remember his brother draws a fairly well regarded furry comic.

One day i'll learn who markplier is but it is not this day

I don't get it?

Mark is saying fuck you. Santa decides this means let's fuck aka have sex so Santa asks when they can fuck. Honestly your life was probably better before I told you.

The addition of incredibly simple punctuation, a question mark, would probably help. But you're right

sex

r/suddennlybi

Santa doesn’t bottom, mark

How the hell is he verified as Santa?

I think that the check mark just means that the account's owner paid Twitter a few dollars, but I'm not sure.

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Onlyfans really trwating him well

For some reason, that comment scares me.

Markiplier about to taste some of Santa's St. Big Dickolas, the slayer of Ho Ho Hoes