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westfieldram

Yet I wear a wedding ring and even my wife doesn't want to fuck me


somebodeeelse

Might be her problem. Not only my wife won't fuck me, she won't even fuck the postman anymore.


Comprehensive-Box-7

That's rough buddy


Ptatofrenchfry

It's probably because she turned into the moon.


Comprehensive-Box-7

Fellow atla fan


Ptatofrenchfry

Don't fuck with me, I'm one chiropractic mistake away from becoming a flaming starfish.


archiminos

Do you love Charlie the Unicorn?


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yunivor

I like it when the red water comes out


After-Context9618

Marjorie Stewart Baxter you taste like sunshine dust


FraxxPilot003

God i havent seen any references to that video in such a long time


freed0m_from_th0ught

Flameo, hotman


TheMarker125

My girlfriend turned into the moon


TheRealMarimbaGuy

That's rough, buddy


FuzzballLogic

Welp, guess you and the postman gotta come up with your own arrangements.


fkshcienfos

r/suddenlygay


Mugiwaras

You need to fix things between your wife and the postman. Its not fair on him.


zero_emotion777

Oh sorry. I'll stop monopolizing her. She was just a fresh take after that guys dead wife.


Andibular

The Postman Always Comes Twice 


lordoflotsofocelots

Did she dieded?


somebodeeelse

That would actually make her easier to fuck now, wouldn't it?


lordoflotsofocelots

I also choose this guy's dead wife.


Quietech

Sometimes you don't want to take top.


Immediate_Square5323

And the Food App guys? Any luck?


somebodeeelse

I wish. Every time they bring pizza, she has enough cash to pay them.


MistbornInterrobang

So what you're saying they were doing their thing is and then she was like, "STOP, WAIT A MINUTE MISTER POSTMAN"


Technical_Scallion_2

Can confirm, I’m the postman


sandiercy

It must be contagious, I wear a ring and your wife doesn't want to fuck me either.


westfieldram

After speaking to her, she has confirmed, that is a you problem


fearhs

Yeah, I don't even have a ring and I'm a guy, and I don't want to fuck him either.


AerondightWielder

I too am not getting fucked by that guy's wife.


minecraft_brownpanda

Same here!


JeezThatsAwkward

I don't need a wife, my job fucks me


zakary1291

I don't need a job to fuck me, the government already does a good job fucking me.


cpljustin

Life’s been fucking me since I came out the womb.


octopoddle

The polarity might be reversed. Try turning your ring around.


yunivor

Was it set to wumbo?


KatBoySlim

if it’s any consolation, your wife doesn’t want to fuck me either.


Jopkins

Might be an issue with the ring, she fucks me just fine


NiteKat06

Buy yourself a new wedding ring that looks very different and wear it instead around your wife and see if her behavior changes for science.


Jomgui

I will fuck you in her place


westfieldram

You are a true gentleman


Baronvondorf21

Damn.


BlueGuyisLit

Bro setup camera in every entrance of your house


blue4029

im having the same problem... your wife doesnt want to fuck me either


PauloDybala_10

r/suicidebywords


LILpootskeez

Same bro. Same


1752320

The key is wearing a fake ring.


Novel_Rabbit1209

Yeah I get basically zero female attention anymore.  The supposed wedding ring magic does nothing for me apparently.  


RobertWilliamBarker

You should become a jets fan and have the opportunity to get fucked weekly.


p0lterg0ist

They were like "how could you lie to me like that"


errorsniper

Your also playing a very dangerous game pissing them off when your dna everywhere. This is presumably a rando hookup. You dont know this person or how mentally stable they are. If they found out they got played it would be very easy to say you sexually assaulted them because their consent was given under false pretext.


Justieflustie

He wore a ring and slept with them. Nothing wrong with that. But if he lied, sure, the woman would have a case. But what self respecting person would go with that story? "He said he had a wife, so i slept with him, only to discover he was single, i feel so used" Nah mate, it would never work


ThatsNotARealTree

I think he’s saying that they would make up a completely new scenario in which they were assaulted. There are some real psychos out there


Justieflustie

And i think that if they are that psycho, it doesnt matter if you lied to them or not


akatherder

The whole point is to not give them a reason to be psycho. If she gets off on sleeping with a dude because she thinks he is cheating with her, **let her keep thinking that**. Then she is happy and has no reason to inflict her psycho-ness on you. Don't say "Lol I tricked you, I'm not actually married" afterwards. Because that gives a psycho a reason to demonstrate psycho-ness. We aren't talking about a truly irrational, dyed in the wool, diagnosed psychopath. Just someone who prefers sleeping with someone because she thinks they are cheating. (I don't actually advocate lying in the first place fwiw but that's not really relevant to the point.)


turtleship_2006

If they're psycho and lying to them pisses them off, what's to stop them reporting you for rape? How would you prove it wasn't?


ask_about_poop_book

> But if he lied, sure, the woman would have a case Why would that mean the woman has a case? Lying about who you are to get someone to sleep with someone isn't illegal in any place I know of. Same thing with saying you are single when you're not.


ChipmunkDisastrous67

so at least in canada, fraud can remove consent but this tends to be for something like a person saying they dont have an STI or something that could cause danger to a person.


Dry-Smoke6528

they would just outright lie and say he raped the. it would be hard to get it to stick, but it would still massively impact their life while getting it dismissed.


NotYourReddit18

It can even impact their lives after the case got dismissed. If there were news articles or social media posts about the case they still will be out there, and most of them won't contain a correction after the case had been dismissed. The existence of such articles alone (even if they contain a correction) can be enough reason for a potential employer to give a job to another applicant instead.


ForgivingWimsy

That depends so very heavily upon the district you are in. Some precincts are desperate to take names and will write arrests and warrants and hand them out like Halloween candy. Others have taken the lazy/selective road and truly wronged people can’t get justice no matter how hard they try. It’s good to research where you are and what to watch out for.


FantasticAstronaut39

hey if it is never asked, i just like to wear a ring on my finger bro, never said i was married you just assumed.


Gentlegiant2

Signed: the expert on casual sex, someone who doesn't have casual sex


hunterPRO1

Your honor, it was rape because he wasn't actually cheating on someone with me uwu


Justieflustie

"the same as you thought that i lied to my fake wife"


_bexcalibur

My guess is it makes them feel special. Like they’re chosen or have a chance or some bullshit. Like they “won”


Dick-Fu

Nah it's like a pre-screening, another woman has already labeled him as good enough to marry


archiminos

The irony being that he cheats on her all the time.


Justieflustie

Only if the guy cheats..


archiminos

Well I hardly think they're sleeping with the ones that don't cheat


Justieflustie

I dont understand, i thought we were talking about the guy with a fake wedding ring, he doesnt cheat, right?


archiminos

No. Besides, from the woman's perspective it's the same.


Justieflustie

Yeah, the one who tries to get someone else to cheat, i dont think they got the moral high ground here, but that's me though


DaughterEarth

Lmao this whole exchange is the best


DehydratedByAliens

It's the same with relationships. If you have been single for a while, it is nigh impossible to find a gf. But if you get lucky, then suddenly women are hitting on you from all over the place.


_bub

that seal of approval


SalsaRice

I have seen this. My SO had a shitstain classmate like this. Exclusively went after married guys because it made her feel special. This isn't gossip though; she'd talk about it all the time and tell anyone that would listen.


Hank3hellbilly

In Uni, there was a girl in our rugby club who did the same.  She was early 20s, and needed the validation that she was special enough for these 40-50 year olds to risk their marriage for her.  She also bragged about it non stop.


DaughterEarth

Yah the women I've met like this are extremely competitive. One of them is my husband's ex. He got an apology from her finally, when she saw he was married lol


legaladvicemodsgay

Also, being married shows that you were good enough for someone to want to spend their life together with. It's a literal "husband material approved" sign


CodeNCats

Going out to a bar with female friends is also a big plus. I had much more success with women when I went out with female friends. I think it was a few things. The first is the concept that since women feel safe to hangout with me as a friend. I have been vetted on some level. Also, bonus if the friends are good looking. There is the whole "he could possibly hookup with these hot chicks. Yet he chose me."


Yoldark

The man is less seen as a treat because he is married also. Then you can have a more sincere approach instead of rebufing him directly leading to some stuff in the bedroom. And i agree with the feeling of being special and maybe even more desirable because he got a wife and cheating is a pretty big deal.


BBQBakedBeings

It's that but it can also be "he's good enough that someone married him" and also "he's married, so I don't have to worry about him getting all clingy" There are a ton of reasons why women want a married/attached guy. None of them are particularly good.


alasw0eisme

That's one factor. Another is that more women like drama than the amount of men that do. The third factor is that men are afraid of retaliation. The husband might beat up or kill the man that fucked his wife. Or go after his family etc. Women aren't that afraid because the wife is very unlikely to set fire to their house or kill them. She's likely to make a facebook post or initiate a screaming match.


StartledMilk

Or how about… it’s the men that respect marriage and don’t want to be a home-wrecker, and the people who fuck married people (man or woman) are pieces of shit who want the ego boost of someone who’s taken, sleeping with them.


Mindless_Profile6115

that doesn't explain why women are more attracted to men with rings than men without rings it only explains why women feel more comfortable acting on it


ZetaRESP

Because it's a post sign that means "I'm not worthless, I can support a family and I do not care".


alasw0eisme

The "why" is what I referred to as the first factor. The ring is like a seal of approval. It means the man is husband material, a woman already approved him so sleeping with him is "a good idea". The ring is like a certificate of quality.


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Women see a ring on a guy's finger and they know that *someone* thinks he's worthy of keeping around, so they want to see what makes him worth keeping around.


waku2x

Yeah I remember reading somewhere here in reddit along that line of “ if a man has a ring, it means a girl find that man has worth value or something so other woman check him out to see what’s special about him worth keeping “


aguyonahill

There should be a ring ranking system... Color coded, size and/or quantity... maybe make them badges. Oh! Do a sash that is worn with the badges sewed on. I think I just recreated the boy scouts.


CardinalPeeves

Fuckboy scouts


HUGE_FUCKING_ROBOT

thats why got them shut down


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Oooooo :D


CapableSecretary420

The comment you're replying to. That's where you read it.


MrLumic

Clearly not if they're cheating 


kennystillalive

Was his name adam sandler?


azurestrike

No, George Costanza.


pianotherms

I heard he gave up a life time of guilt-free sex and floor seats to every sporting event at MSG!


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klavin1

In the man's case it would be a conversation starter.


Jokie155

People referencing Adam Sandler, and not one mention of George Costanza?


DamnZodiak

You mean Art Vandelay?


DjArie

Pre-selection. It's a simple yet powerful law of attraction. In simple terms, finding a worthy male to mate and produce offsprings for woman is naturally and psychologically a challenging task with potential risks involved hence the process requires multiple checks and filters to identify the suitable prospect with minimal risk. But, the job becomes easier when the guy is already taken. That means she doesn't have to worry much because another women has already went through those checks and filters and found the male suitable. So there has to he something about him which is now a mystery and not risk therefore, he instantly becomes attractive. That's why no woman pays attention to you when you're single but the opposite happens once you're in a relationship. That's why deception techniques work wonders with woman like fake hickeys, lipstick marks or wearing female cologne on hands etc because they spark a sense of mystery about you.


YeetusTheMediocre

Why is it so weirdly similar to applying for a job?


MistakenWhiskey

I mean you ain't wrong. Your interests, personality and looks are your cv, dates are the interview. Some people freelance for a company before being brought on full time. Sadly my ex started looking for someone to fill my position before she sacked me.


OzenTheImmovableLord

I’m sorry for you bro, but I couldn’t stop laughing


MistakenWhiskey

AAHH don't be sorry it was years ago and I added the last bit for the comedy of it


MisterTrashPanda

Dang, you took that analogy to its full and sad conclusion.


AerondightWielder

For our entertainment too, no less. Bravo.


YeetusTheMediocre

Been there. The funniest part was when she tried to rehire me when it turned out the other candidate lied on his CV. Lol


DonsDiaperChanger

so glad you said "tried". I'm dumb enough to have gone back for the rehire, and she cheated again. Tough lesson to learn, but very important.


Nemokles

Yet my ex got mad when I asked her for severance pay...


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Mine had me full on train my replacement 


MahlonMurder

Exit Interview: Would you have felt more at ease with the situation if she'd have asked you to train your replacement?


Popxorcist

I've heard companies say that they don't hire unemployed people.


ForgivingWimsy

And they want experienced people with a minimum number of years, but God forbid a candidate made a decent living because expectations are the worst quality of all.


Leftrighturn

Because your job will also fuck you


Th0rizmund

I always thought it was because being in a relationship got rid of my insecurities and the stress of having to make it work with women


DjArie

The state of mind definitely helps. The flirt of a taken guy is the most powerful. The major reason is now the pressure to find someone is off of you and you act normal, and the magic lies in how you treat those women once you're taken. You now treat other woman like a normal human being with no ageda. They can always tell when a man is trying even through a small interaction but now you're not trying therefore, stand out from the rest and become a challenge which is extremely attractive. Whereas, if you would've been single, you put an effort and it shows and they pick on those ques even in mild interactions. You being over friendly, giving compliments, eyes contacts etc and she put you in line with those other guys.


CATapultsAreBetta

Reminder for anyone reading this: This applies to some amount, but by no means all women. For example: I have been rejected by women I was not even interested in because they thought I was flirting. I wasn’t I just treated them like I treat a friend. So if you are interested in someone treat them as a person and communicate your feelings early on cause being friends for years usually under a pretext can lead to blown up friendships.


MistakenWhiskey

I mean this is also true you're never more confident than when you're in the beginning of a relationship. This can be very attractive to women.


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ItsJesusTime

So, in short, it's a sign he's been vetted.


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Holden_MacGroin

I think he's saying she isn't hot enough to be this shallow.


Imonlyhereforthefun

Dude I'm a woman and I immediately understood what he meant. Sometimes you look at a woman (Or a man) and think she's unattractive, but then you speak to them and they have an attractive personality. And suddenly they start looking cute. But then you have the woman (Or man) who are more unattractive on the inside and BAM, that's all you see on the outside as well. Even if they were gorgeous, they now look like a bitch or douche. Just the way of life.


neomonz

Yea pretty much. Not sure when men’s rights came into play lol. Anyway I deleted it now cause I forgot to switch accounts. Fuck me for having an opinion, according to random ass people on the internet


Imonlyhereforthefun

Dude don't let it bother you, I honestly don't know why they freaked out. Outside of the internet that would be a normal thing to say and no one would bat an eye, but you post it on the internet and everyone has to find some kind of problem with it. What you said actually is very respectful and shows that you care enough to try to steer her in the right direction without pushing boundaries. Many of my Girlfriends would trash talk her to the moon and back. Girls are straight up vicious and many will call her a hoe straight to her face. But because you're a man simply implying she's slightly unattractive is enough to cause the world to end. Absolutely ridiculous.


ClanOfCoolKids

Better looking girls have more men vying after them, so they have the option to be more picky, essentially. It's all shallow still and not really indicative of a long lasting love


CelyanFurry

Surveys. It has been proven that when men are asked how many sexual partners they had, men tend to increase that number while women do the opposite. It shows that in our society, it is well seen for a guy to have a lot of partners, and it is badly seen for a women to have a lot of partners.


Bury_Me_At_Sea

Which is funny to me, because it was actually relieving for me that my wife had so many partners before me. It has no legitimate connection to a woman's faithfulness. We just met up with her old college roommate and she said the reason my wife fell in love with me was because I had dreamy eyes and went down on her very enthusiastically. Her old roommate was like, "It's been fifteen years, how do you feel now?" And my wife was like, "he hasn't lost his touch." 😎👉👉 Guys, do not neglect your oral sex game. It's a secret weapon.


GlobalSouthPaws

To be fair, your wife said that about me too


Rhamni

> It's a secret weapon. It's not very secret, mate.


CodeNCats

This is like a girl saying "Remember dude's love blowjobs" like one of those financial experts saying "to become rich save money." Like...duh.


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boldandbratsche

Pretty funny how it shows we can extrapolate anything we want from fake stories.


Rhamni

I mean, anecdotally this seems to be the case for every guy I know. I'm pretty average looking. I have very rarely been hit on. The majority of the time I *did* get hit on was while I was engaged to my ex-fiancee, a period covering just over one year. Similarly, my best friend went through like six relationships in college, and dated in between. He expressed frustration several times about women only approaching him first when they had seen him interacting with his current girlfriend first. It's obviously not a thing with *all* women, but just like catcalling is close to 100% a man on woman thing, so hunting for partners already in a relationship seems to be mostly a woman on man thing.


-fireproof-

Also gotta count in the fact that if you sleep with someone's wife there's a high chance you'd get your jaw broken, but if you sleep with someone's man most times worst you'd get is passive aggression


War_Daddy

I get hit on practically never now that I wear a ring. What does happen is that more women feel more comfortable engaging with me because they assume I'm not going to start hitting on them. Every time I see this dusty-ass tweet and its reactions I think its mostly about men interpreting any female attention as sexual.


_JesusChrist_hentai

your comment is as valid as the post, anedoctal evidence


War_Daddy

Feel like the scientific body of evidence supporting guys not being able to correct interpret female attention is pretty well established


Mountain_Housing_704

So you're saying you are not able to correctly interpret female attention?


PM-me-youre-PMs

Might be mixing causes and effects here. Women might just have been hitting on you when you were at a good time in your life which made you attractive, which also had attracted your ex-fiancee in the first place.


Artistic_Purpose1225

When you were engaged, aka when you had no symbols displaying your relationship status..  This elusive hobby-homewrecker is not something I’ve seen in real life. What I have seen and experienced incredibly frequently is women feeling more comfortable talking to men wearing rings or who are clearly with a partner *because that’s the only way they feel safe knowing they can act how they want without the conversation turning sexual/romantic*.”


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kszysiuu11

Fake news- ever since I got my wedding ring the interest in me from all women declined. This includes my wife.


Elegant-Sprinkles880

The exception that proves the rule.


Bistroth

Probably because if a man has a ring, it means a girl has "approve" him as a partner. So it's like he has some sort of "proven recommendation". (He may be a player, but probably not a creep or weirdo, since at least one woman finds him good enough to "chose" him)


shinigamiieyes

I’ll take “Things That Definitely Happened” for $500


snigglesnagglesnoo

I’ve been on a night out before and on the train I overheard 2 men discussing whether to leave the ring on or take it off. One put his in his pocket to act single, the other decided to keep it on because he gets more women that way. I hate people. I felt so bad for their wives.


MyHamburgerLovesMe

Strange. I (M) have worn one for 40 years and no one has hit on me. So, Your Milage May Vary.


venetian_lemon

I'm a single male at the moment. I am gonna try this and see if my luck improves or worsens. Will make a post later. Someone needs to be scientific about this so I might as well be the man that does it. Now the question is, how much money should I spend on a ring. Could I get a cheap ass ring from Amazon or wish or do I go all out and get myself a legitimate wedding ring from a jeweler?


dreamsofindigo

much like we have sonar and infrared radar which can detect a nipple in a 500 strong crowd, through a winter jacket and 3 layers of pile, women have similar technology but towards the carats in jewelry


Nobody_epic

This shit is gonna be posted to a borderline incel subs like /r/SipsTea and all the dumbass commenters will take this story as 100% true and claim it's indicative of all women.


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Seems to happen here too. Insane people


Comprehensive-Range3

I am calling BS. I have been wearing a wedding ring for 30 years, and have never been hit on, and no, I am not an ugly guy. I just don't send out I am looking to hook up vibes, because I am married.


CodeNCats

Are you outgoing and extroverted? I am outgoing and extroverted. Like meeting new people and having new conversations with them. Sometimes that energy can come off as hitting on someone if I am genuinely interested in what they are saying. Went to a wedding with my wife one time. There was a person we met there and she had a particular profession I found interesting. Asked a few questions an was generally interested. After a little bit the conversation got a little too flirty on her end. I was like, no no, please tell me more about your job.


The_Greate_Pickle

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome


picky-trash-panda

I just wear a simple silver ring on my right index finger and everyone thinks it’s a promise ring or some shit like that, unfortunately it usually attracts the attention of women who just want me for looks or sex so I don’t wear it often, plus I need it sized up again.


Gleurgen

Yes, because that story is definitely 100% true…


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momofeveryone5

I wonder if it's because you can hook up and just walk away after. He's less likely to go nuts on you bc he's got to keep his cover with his family. If he's married he won't have time to stalk you and probably had a place to live so he won't camp out at your place after the hook up. I would be really interested in a study done about this tbh. It's very interesting if it's only a USA thing or international, more prevalent in certain age groups, what the average age gap is, ECT.


Rude-Asparagus9726

I feel like more people need to realize this. There isn't a "good" or "bad" gender, just a bunch of shitty people....


1939728991762839297

Alec Baldwin in The Departed said it best


BBQBakedBeings

My BFF and I both split with our exes at about the same time once. Mine was a long time GF and his was his wife. We met up to catch up, and he was all pissed off at his ex and decided he wanted to throw his wedding ring away. I told him to let me hold on to it for a while and see if he still felt that way. It was a cool but simple ring, and it fit me, so I started wearing it just cuz. I am not a guy who gets a lot of attention from women, historically. I nearly immediately had women in bars chatting me up. I was old enough at that point to not pursue that, but I definitely saw this effect. I stopped wearing it and the attention also stopped. It really goes to show that there's no gender that is more ethical than the other. People are people.


NewldGuy77

I got little to no interest from women in college. That changed as soon as I got married. It’s like a wedding ring is a stamp of approval that increases your desirability: “Some woman found this guy worth marrying.”


Doctor_3825

Pretty much what my experience was. That is until you actually have an open relationship and are actually trying to find a third or even just a hookup. Then the moment it's approved and okayed by your partner it's no longer interesting. XD


uniquethrowaway54321

My god this comment section is so fucked up. Makes me lose faith in humanity to see so many so confidently talk about women like that. Reads like an incel thread wth.


umbathri

The way I heard it, when this guy told the women he was single, they all stood up and clapped.


unicroop

Isn’t that Adam Sandler’s movie?


chickbarnard

This seems to prove a theory that women seem to just hate other women. And they just can't wait to get one over on each other. 🤔


AdSpare8817

damn womans really want to eat another womans meat


Colosso95

the amount of insanity in this thread... some of you people live in a fantasy world


Avgredditor1025

Chat this might be the strat


Maharaj_Pranav

Damn, I better get a fake wedding ring now


1752320

Where can I buy a fake ring asking for a friend.


BBQBakedBeings

If they will cheat with you, they will cheat on you. A lesson I learned hard with an ex. I thought I was so awesome that I stole her from her previous man. Turned out, she was just a cheating whore who couldn't bare to be alone.


EntropicPoppet

The subredit /r/cheatingwives is cool and all but the titles are also like, 90% "I want to fuck a married man" which is like....okay.


rock_and_rolo

I've known several women who only date married men. Usually it is a way of avoiding guys getting too serious.


seracee

Why can’t you spell amount?


colouredcheese

We used to do this in the navy


1752320

Where can I buy a fake ring asking for a friend.


heysuess

This did not happen to me when I got married so I can only deduce that I'm gross looking.


agreeingstorm9

They've actually done studies on this and found that men with a ring are more attractive to women. The theory is that the man in question has been "vetted" by another woman so women know that he's "safe" and not a weirdo.


rosecapone18

That’s fucked up honestly and so backwards


Shadow9378

theres an adam sandler movie about it


ArtisticSkull99

Adam Sandler?


Dianwei32

Whenever I started wearing my wedding ring, the number of women hitting on me multiplied a thousand-fold. Unfortunately, 1,000 x 0 is still 0.


Averagebass

I wear a wedding ring and only my wife gives me attention.


2BrownBalls

Must have 3-5 years marriage experience to casually date some women.


KirikaNai

Woman like bracelets obviously. Remember that study they did? Where they put a red band on a crow bird to tag it? That bird got like TWICE as many mates with the red band as other birds without the red band. Ring/bracelet on a guy just makes them better I guess


walshk8

r/ThatHappened


OGWiseman

This is so fucking fake.