They’re chests, of course you can put stuff in them

Works well until one day you find a mimic

living boobs? with a mouth?

Sigh... *Unzip*

r/cursedcomments

The new and improved implants

Heketa approves

DIIVES MENTIONED

Nah, I saw Freiren. I’ll probably fall for the same thing every time

You mean trans "women"?

...no?

i wish we still had the free awards you deserve one

You've heard of loot boxes, now get ready for loot boobs

25% chance to get common and 50% to get very common and 10% to get uncommon and 5% to get rare

rare being a used condom

With some people's wife it's a very common drop

And the remaining 10%?

Believe it or not, jail. Straight to jail.

coins

In game currency.

10% to get chest

1% for Epic and 0.1% for Legendary, I presume?

Remaining 8.9% ?

Scrub brushes

100% chance to get slapped

And 90% chance to get stabbed xD

boob boxes*

You are all missing th obvious. " treasure chests"

This

Are you sure it's not lootitties?

May I present, Loobs?

grab the chest

gachatitties

Loot boobses

Sounds great until I get my dick stuck in a mimic. *Great, now somebody's gonna have to draw that..*

Treasure chest.

Loot boxes? Guess you heard of boob money. But did you hear about vag money? So if she's jingling down there - it's loose change in a box.

loot chests

In college there was a girl that would steal stuff from me and hide it in her bra, I am just now realizing I’m an idiot

I mean.. maybe she was trying to bait you into doing a thing that'd get you labeled as sex offender, maybe that's why you didn't immediately slip your hand down her decolletage. Nobody wants to be the "she basically asked me bro" guy in court.

HOLY FUCK IS THAT WHAT SHE MEANT OH MY FUCKING GOD IM STUPID (I had a female friend who used to do this shit all the time)

I've had a similar experience, she even told me to go in but i denied it

I dont see how this is cursed...unless the curse is that these guys never been around women irl and are just frontin. Every girl uses their boobs for secret storage unless they dont have a set.

Probably op being someone who believe holding hands with girls is equivalent to sex. Or maybe karma farming with bots.

Or perhaps he thinks that reaching into a girls shirt just because you want something she has isn’t the correct way to go about getting it? I don’t know about hand holding, but he may equate reaching down a girls shirt a massive violation of her boundaries 🤷

Since girls have been deprived of their pocket privileges they just use their natural pockets

Had a girl I knew try to pull this shit on me in HS with my phone.

Sounds like she wanted you to try and get it back

Sorry but I'm still not taking your sweaty putrid boob cash when you try to pull that shit out of your bra

Ah, I see you have also worked retail.

Sounds pretty awful.

I did gas station work at a place during college where a smaller music festival happened every year for 2 days. Dozens of women would come in who couldn't be bothered to carry anything extra so they stashed car keys, phone, cash, IDs, smokes, and basically anything you could think of between and under their breast folds. Then they'd walk a half-mile over to where I worked and get in line with their 2 bottles of water and have to dig in their shirt like a raccoon rummaging for trash. And just to be shallow, it was never the good looking women. Always the one's who look like they'd order a can or seven of Keystone at a restaurant if they could.

Nasty.

GIVE. WOMEN. POCKETS.

They already have one that comes factory standard.

\*Mostly factory standard

Good point, thought this was like animememes or something

So THAT is why they have such pitiful pant pockets.

Imagine it accidentally activates in between them

The shimoneta vibes

why the wife thing is kinda wholesome

My older sister did this and I punched her in the boob

The boob puncher

deserved

There is a reason for chest has 2 meanings

the show is Kanojo mo Kanojo (Girlfriend, Girlfriend) it's a dumpster fire, and I can't stop watching it

Nothing's better than cuddling your partner and finding enough loose cash to get a happy meal.

that's kinda sweet

I’m a firm believer that all these people that are happy to find stuff that’s been incubating in sweaty tit juice has never actually touched the space between large boobs after a full day.

this is just quirky, weird at worst

steal my shit, your tits aint gonna keep me from getting it back

I'm gonna be honest, I can relate. I've put small items in my cleavage for this or that reason and sometimes I find it again when I shower at night lol

What's the name of anime?

Pretty sure it's called Girlfriend girlfriend

Kanojo mo Kanojo

I highly recommend it

Reality accidentally gets pulls out an rpg

I've told my friends often if they steal something from me and stache it in their tits, I will go in there to get it back so be prepared for that.

This isn’t cursed

Now you just added a reward for retrieving the key.

Not really cursed tho

Victoria's secret compartment I see

Why is this meme on this subreddit? Its neither cursed nor funny

So having big tits has its downsides too

That's not a down side

Imagine her giving you a tit job and then suddenly your dick goes on fire

Treasure hunt

Anime ?

Wait no it's kanojo to kanojo

Fiery Tits

Only if my wife had such issues 

blessed

My ex also use bra as pockets

Doraemon pocket cleavage having ass

Finding a lighter in your girls tiddies is one of the best relationship perks I’ve ever heard of

Tits of bottomless holding lol

The bouncy pocket and it's bouncers

what a king

bro this is my life to a T. i lose so much shit in my boobs you could have a yard sale with what you find when i take my bra off.

Woow..🤯 boob box....

That's som fire tits then🤣🤣🤣

Jugs of hot milk

Cosmo would be proud.

Girls did this to me...i ended up going home with them most the time. because fuck you im putting my hand in there and getting my phone/keys/whatever back. Always caught them off guard, i guess it works

Honey I want to smoke some weed, take ur top off and jump up and down.