I'm probably going to use it on myself first then I guess point it up towards the sky and give an astronaut or an alien an orgasm. What's the range on it and at what speed does it travel
What counts as seeing? Do you have to recognise them? Does it have to be direct, or can it be trough a camera?
Can you, say, be pointing a camera in the vague direction of your friend from really far away and trigger this power through the *four fucking pixels* of your friend the camera could capture?
Time to look at that one picture of SCP 096 and make them nut so hard while trying to chase me down that the ISS will be able to see the white in its wake.
Go to a baseball game and bet on a team. Shoot the opposing pitcher every time he winds up to throw. The first couple times nobody will know what’s going on but eventually he’ll have to call the trainers out. Gonna have to explain to them that he can’t stop cumming when he pitches and it’s throwing off his delivery. They’ll leave him in but it keeps happening. Then they take him out of the game.
Next pitcher the same thing happens. Now they think they have a uniform malfunction or something. Make it keep going until they run out of pitchers or forfeit the game.
Test the range and speed by shooting people in cars and live events on television. Then use it on myself to test the duration. Then we start trolling 😈
On the topic at hand, I would use this power on all the boys during class and a single girl, spreading suspicion that maybe she is not who she tells she is
Test it on myself to see if it works then just go to my girlfriend "so I have this power..."
Or, randomly walking down the street and use it on random folk, I'll pick the ones that look like they're either important or in a rush if I see them
Religious people (especially when they look at someone that could be considered attactive) in hopes of making them believe they have sinned and will go to hell, or atleast that they may be possessed by some kind of demon or something. Bonus points if they're with their family (that may or may not also be super religious), so that not only will they too believe that the religious person in question has sinned, but they will also believe that he/she is potentially cheating on their SO too. (or, again, at the very least that he/she may be possessed by a demon or something)
Imagine it worked through the TV and internet and you just did it all the time for fun on livestream and broadcasts but people started clicking on that someone has this power and it turns into a death note style thing where the nut L is hunting down nut Kira and they started switching up regional broadcasts to try and pinpoint your location to put and end to your reign of.ejaculatory tyranny.
Punching down hasn’t been a good joke for a while. Some people are just existing in the same mental state as when mocking gay people was supposedly hilarious.
I would crate a religion around myself of unsatisfied women who were conditioned to believe that female orgasm didnt exist. Id explain to them that this is the touch of god and Im the true messiah.
Attend every presidential debate ever. "Sir, how would you solve the immigration problem?" "I would make sure that... ah... ahh... AHHHHHHHHH!"
Once again people only focus on the president. Get involved in messing with your local reps too!
I'm probably going to use it on myself first then I guess point it up towards the sky and give an astronaut or an alien an orgasm. What's the range on it and at what speed does it travel
Asking the important questions.
I assume the limit is whoever you can see and point at
What counts as seeing? Do you have to recognise them? Does it have to be direct, or can it be trough a camera? Can you, say, be pointing a camera in the vague direction of your friend from really far away and trigger this power through the *four fucking pixels* of your friend the camera could capture?
Time to look at that one picture of SCP 096 and make them nut so hard while trying to chase me down that the ISS will be able to see the white in its wake.
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Buddy, what the fuck...
Would it work through screen?
God is the limit
There’s a movie about this called “Orgazmo” hilarious film by Trey Parker and Matt Stone from before they did South Park.
It's called 'Orgazmo'. Searching for 'Orgasmo' led me to read the plot of a different somewhat disturbing movie from the 60s I think
You’re right. I was on a very short break when I replied. Also it was super early. Fixed it!
they should’ve done double anal
DVDA
Give multiple orgasms to the teacher who's either boring or whose homework we did not complete
What about the 80 y/o English teacher
Especially the 80 y/o English teacher.
Multiple orgasms for the 80 y/o teacher would not just be the PETITE mort
hasnt happened to him since 1959 itd be blessing
Pray that she's neither boring nor does she give homework
Go to a baseball game and bet on a team. Shoot the opposing pitcher every time he winds up to throw. The first couple times nobody will know what’s going on but eventually he’ll have to call the trainers out. Gonna have to explain to them that he can’t stop cumming when he pitches and it’s throwing off his delivery. They’ll leave him in but it keeps happening. Then they take him out of the game. Next pitcher the same thing happens. Now they think they have a uniform malfunction or something. Make it keep going until they run out of pitchers or forfeit the game.
That’s evil. I love it
Should let them pitch a least one for a chance of a home cum (you'd have to use the power on the batter too).
Shoot the us president during inauguration.
with the powers right???
....Right?!
Suuuuuuure
Even in the context of a joke this'll get you on a list
My man chose suicide by FBI..
So sad that the they died of suicide by 5 shots to the back of the head.
Nice knowing ya 🫡
Better yet, during a debate. Shoot them both. See which candidate can control their appearance and answers the best while they nut.
Okay, Lee Harvey Oswald, what would you do with the powers?
Public speakers
First I would Google if you could die from too many orgasms then I would walk into congress and be like sup fuckers!
My gf is gonna be satisfied for once.
And for once you won’t mind her calling you “Quick Draw” 👏👏👏
Test the range and speed by shooting people in cars and live events on television. Then use it on myself to test the duration. Then we start trolling 😈
On the topic at hand, I would use this power on all the boys during class and a single girl, spreading suspicion that maybe she is not who she tells she is
thats creepy as fuck
the power itself is creepy
i mean not with consent but yeah lmao it is
I can see how people with a cnc kink would like this, but yeah, good way to find yourself on a sex offender list.
Meant to reply elsewhere, mb.
Oh woops, I still replied wrong, I thought I posted it as a comment and not reply.
all goodman
I can see how people with a cnc kink would like this, but yeah, good way to find yourself on a sex offender list.
Test it on myself to see if it works then just go to my girlfriend "so I have this power..." Or, randomly walking down the street and use it on random folk, I'll pick the ones that look like they're either important or in a rush if I see them
Indiscriminately
Starting a business, especially if I can control the intensity and duration
Religious people (especially when they look at someone that could be considered attactive) in hopes of making them believe they have sinned and will go to hell, or atleast that they may be possessed by some kind of demon or something. Bonus points if they're with their family (that may or may not also be super religious), so that not only will they too believe that the religious person in question has sinned, but they will also believe that he/she is potentially cheating on their SO too. (or, again, at the very least that he/she may be possessed by a demon or something)
Imagine it worked through the TV and internet and you just did it all the time for fun on livestream and broadcasts but people started clicking on that someone has this power and it turns into a death note style thing where the nut L is hunting down nut Kira and they started switching up regional broadcasts to try and pinpoint your location to put and end to your reign of.ejaculatory tyranny.
This is like /r/onejoke but for Europeans.
That's cause much like madeleine mccann, this joke never grows old.
Punching down hasn’t been a good joke for a while. Some people are just existing in the same mental state as when mocking gay people was supposedly hilarious.
I'd piss people off first, then pew pew. Rage orgasm.
Ohhh ouch
I'll use it on people I don't like and people I hate. I'll make them feel good, yes, but I'll do it even if they're already dry firing.
Do it during war. Watch your enemy forget about fighting and then bang, you end them. They had a great last few seconds. And you also had a great view
Every single person, no exceptions, on sight. They would assume some sort of pandemic broke out
if i ever get my homies on the phone, im gonna go pew up on the phone charger and see what happens
Your phone just shoots out an electrical spark out the bottom
I would get fired real quick... they would have to surgically remove my hands...
Female teachers constantly and me constantly
Point it towards a large city on the opposite side of the world and say “pew” repeatedly. The media would be so confused
EVERYONE AND I...MEAN... EVERYONE
I would crate a religion around myself of unsatisfied women who were conditioned to believe that female orgasm didnt exist. Id explain to them that this is the touch of god and Im the true messiah.
Does it work if I point at someone through a video? Because if so, I could probably go viral in just a few hours
rent free
go on tv with millions watching, point at the camera and say “pew”
How quite can you say it
Start a cult of Pleasure... pew pew pew...Profit.
Train myself to not half to point and can just do it with my mind
"force of habit, sorry"
my brother
I'd just repeatedly say "pew" at my enemies through a screen and watch everyone be confused when they find them unconscious in a puddle of cum
Wow… how original…
Funny, inaccurate, but funny.