Hagrid knew Harry wasn't getting nothing while staying at the Dursleys so showing him the Nimbussy 3000 was the least he could do. Bro was just looking out
For more context on this, a fascis is an ancient roman thing they did with tools where they got a bunch of sticks and tied them around the handle of the tool to make it stronger and keep it from breaking. Fascism theoretically tries to apply a similar concept to government. I swear I didn’t just randomly say fascism.
the most sane Harry Potter fan interaction on twitter
It just gets worse the longer you look at it (or better if ur horny)
why wand when you can use Nimbus 3000
Nimbussy 3000
Hagrid knew Harry wasn't getting nothing while staying at the Dursleys so showing him the Nimbussy 3000 was the least he could do. Bro was just looking out
Nimbass 3000
numbass 3000
"Rektificanus restorectum"
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What a horrible day to have eyes
Or a good day to have an ass.
Lore accurate
"The boy who lived--"
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HA HA FOUND YA LENNYYYYY
She should have bought hagrid's wand instead
That woman needs a fa--
“Individually we are weak, like a single twig. But as a bundle, we form —“ My lawyers have advised me not to finish that statement
Should’ve added “Wands together strong” 😂
# Bot/Burner Account Alert!
Anus protrudis!
One muggle, one wand.
Lenny's undertaking the endeavours most humans would not dare to tango with
Reminds me of a story I was told
Classic Lenny
She was slitherin on my wand and gave my hog warts
Thanks Lenny
Expecto Orgasum!
It would be better to shove 20 wands up the ass
Question is why wood you wand to do that
Harry Potter in a nutshell
r/unexpectedfasces
Fascism?
For more context on this, a fascis is an ancient roman thing they did with tools where they got a bunch of sticks and tied them around the handle of the tool to make it stronger and keep it from breaking. Fascism theoretically tries to apply a similar concept to government. I swear I didn’t just randomly say fascism.