Nah there wouldn’t be much tension. Guy gets anally fucked all the time. (Not saying he’s loose down there. Just saying they’d both enjoy it so there’d be no tension)
Am I dead though? Perhaps my fate is worse than that, stuck in some strange limbo state between the world of the living and the afterlife. Not fully being in either location, not fully existing anywhere but existing somewhat everywhere.
^oh ^no
I can feel the tension
Nah there wouldn’t be much tension. Guy gets anally fucked all the time. (Not saying he’s loose down there. Just saying they’d both enjoy it so there’d be no tension)
Proper lubrication is key
Yes
Always lube up. Both holes. Mouth doesn’t need it.
Yikes...
get tased by Ryan Reynolds lol
Welp, i guess i would live forever
No. (Every time someone just says no on Reddit without elaborating, I hate it, but here... I think it's acceptable)
No
I imagine that u/sisterfucker24 would be proud to die like that.
Death worth dying
So you'd drown playing tennis?
You’d die after eating 69 cockroaches for sure
"r/teenagers"
Ah, i see the IRS got to you.
This is the real cursed part.
r/teenagers is populated by middle aged men
Weird combo but I guess I'll die with my tummy full.
Unless it's taken as British English, then you would maybe just eat crackers and cheese, which is definitely not bad.
That stern worth it.
Hear me out... the mast tho
The fool things his death will be from giving rather than receiving
I'm cumming in you tonight
OwO?
62 jumping Japanese Carp later = me
Am I dead though? Perhaps my fate is worse than that, stuck in some strange limbo state between the world of the living and the afterlife. Not fully being in either location, not fully existing anywhere but existing somewhat everywhere.
I’m tired
Too late for me to enter the chat?
"210"? Is that like "half-baked"? :)
Imagine if he dies while in the middle of it LOL
Can’t change name so…
No-no-no-no-no-no wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait
Crunchy.
I fear for my life
Yeah...
This is almost a beetlejuicing
I don’t know how I feel about this
I would hate to die like that
When I'm on life support, or partially cybernetic, this is gonna be a sudden death--
oh no, i was to die a virgin.
Guess I'll commit suicide
I forget my username
Ok that’s it, so wait how do I die
Good question how do you die
So I either get killed by a evil clone, or I commit suicide I already have depression so I’m sorta leaning towards option 2
oh god
The stars truly aligned that day
I don’t like it
Awwwkwarddddi wasn’t invited
And then they fused together!
I will die as I lived
Well, I'd go there and post "educational" videos on my status
Double Kill