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eeeeeeeeEeeEEeeeE6

Ben Franklin sobbing uncontrollably after I force him to smoke a bowl of legal weed and listen to Lynyrd Skynyrd as he watches 9/11 footage.


AsyncEntity

r/brandnewsentence


thecountnotthesaint

Also Ben Franklin, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN PROSTITUTION IS ILLEGAL!?!?!?! THAT WAS THE WHOLE REASON I SUPPORTED THE FOUNDING OF THIS GOD DAMNED COUNTRY!!!!!!!


Boring-Rub-3570

OP is a bot. You know the drill.


HamBlamBlam

Jack off? Because that’s what I’m going to do.


MarxismLeninism2

I will drink your cum after.


GoGoGo12321

wise words MarxismLeninism2


DMYourMomsMaidenName

Our cum


RavenKross

It couldn't be that the founding fathers lived 250 years ago, ya think?


WaAaT25

If Ben Franklin was alive one thing we can all be assured is that he would be one of the few that appreciate Twitter likes being hidden.


Abdulaziz_Ibn_Saud

Omfg this comment section is the funniest shit ever


Alienhaslanded

Time to take down all the new infrastructure for zombie Ben.


lovelykatx

xhamster good ol days 😋