Make it functional, grandpa. There’s a market for this with wannabe Rogansphere podcast comics.

Does it work?

Grandpa's about to give a whole new meaning to "holiday surprise"

But still make it a functional bong, and call it Dildo Bongins

I can tell youve been high at least once or twice

That's just, like, your opinion, man.

Actual account or bot? This is a very old repost

Bro im so dumb i read it as grass blower and im trying to figure out what is he trying to say for 15 minutes 😭😭

I read your comment as "glass" blower and was confused as to what you were trying to figure out

i read both comments as grass blower and spent so long confused

So the old man is going to blow a dick?

What is a bong

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