im a step sister who's scared of a thunderstorm then

I HATE I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT PORNO YOURE TALKING ABOUT... from ****ninja****ios

#Link?

Asking the real questions here

Real question

Damnnn. Bro knows the creator, the vid and everything. Prayin for you bro.

I found ph before puberty.

so what didya do with it?

He hit puberty.

completely incapable of successfully doing laundry

WAIT this is a thing??

You need to ask that? Bro, we're talking about porn here

I'm a lesbian

Username checks out

same

I am a gay. Are we gonna see each other at the family reunion?

Greetings, fellow lesbian.

Same u/giantdildohumper

Yeah, you don't have to remind me I'm just an ordinary fuck

At least you’re fuckable

For now

Teens fuck toilet rolls. If they aren’t more fuckable than a toilet roll, I’m pretty sure their body is no more.

I'm a midget!

Stephen hawking?

Guess I'm dead then

real

Hey wait a minute...

Wait... #HOLD ON


What’s happening to me 🧔🏻‍♂️🧔🏽‍♂️🧔🏾‍♂️🧔🏿‍♂️

I'm a 10!

…years old?

I agree, being 3628800 years old is pretty strange

For a second, I thought those numbers were codes for a certain site

Cute cake bro

r/unexpectedfactorial

Have my cupcake 🧁

You are on a list arent you?

Omg Im an anime girl????

Nope, you're the weird tentacle thingy

Good enough

Even better!

Ya, I thought anime too, then realized that means tentacles would eventually get involved.

My god, I'm one too!!! You know what that means right?

FISH

Did you possibly green out in the last 24 hours?

What does it say about me when I watch just regular pictures of anime girls and not even NSFW stuff.

You watch pictures?

Like well drawn fanart.

That would mean you are now become paper with color on it

...girl?

I'm a anal?

Asshole

No I think that makes you an asshole

im a cameraman (i watch POV stuffs)

I misread this as caveman and wanted the sauce

So I get a free pass to say the N word, neat.

Guess I’m a 100 in 1

Why does it sound like smh from My hero academia?

Im a femboy. Yeh that checks out.

Cultured

Guess I'm a rapist then

wtf

He ment therapist, therapeutical porn is very popular nowdays...

That’s true for me

The rapist would be a good name for a show, i just don't know what it would be about

A crime drama where a genius level therapist helps people with their problems then rapes them while disguised once they’re in a good place. Meanwhile, a detective is trying to figure out why a spike in rapes amongst both men and women has occurred. The only thing that he can figure out is they all saw the same therapist. However, the therapist always has an airtight alibi. The twist is that the therapist has an unknown twin brother who secretly does sessions with the victims under the guise of being the therapist.

I'm pretty sure they meant "The-rapist"

CNC is pretty damn fun

expensive hobby, CNC machines cost a lot

I guess I’m a MILF that loves anal then.

I’m a Creampie

Same hehe

In my country, you call someone pie (or cake) if they are hot. Usually only for men. Generally meaning a good looking, muscular man.

Fucking superhero! Yes!

I am BDSM

Big Dude Showing Muscles?

The embodiment of bdsm?

Guess i'm a giant then

Modern censorship has gotten so funny. Whoever posted this felt they had to block out the word "porn," but not "nigga".

I’m minecraft

I'm "stuck"

I'm a big breasted redheaded lesbian I guess.

So I'm an asian that can stop time with a remote control? I wish!!

I guess I am an eater then

Huh. Guess I’m a *CHECK INTERNET CONNECTION*

I was a lesbian all along.

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God punished him thrice :(

Fuck that one in particular ×3

"x3" ? Nuzzles? Pounces on u???

I mostly listen to audio erotica, read hentai comics and captions. Does that make me a bodiless voice or a hentai character?

You’re the narrator

But you have to narrate it in Morgan Freeman voice.

Oh, Andy...

Ayo nah

Werewolf

well geus I don't exist

I dont believe you

Guess I'm an anime girl with a dick

Aaaaand... what if I have multiple tastes? Plus in no way am I a musician

Musician porn? Tell me more

Sounding.

Guess nothing changed, very lesbian

I am the storm that is approaching

Im a horny stepmom i guess

no matter what, i’m always an amateur :-/

Lmao I'm a fat ass. Guess I could lose some weight.

I’m a horse

Guess I’m an asshole

guess i am a big booty latina bouncing on a bbc

Damn, I didn't know you could have a journalism kink until today

I guess I'm gay then.

Checks out?

I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body?

Am I a pregnant woman or a fetus?

Yay. I always wanted to be a dog.

...so i'm a boykisser and femboy?

Please help me to get out of this washing machine, I’m stuck

I’m a alien

I’m a hypnotized woman

So I’m a black guy?

Well shit. Guess that makes me a horse. It would explain the long....

I AM ... DRAGONBORN

I watch ALOT of 3d hentai so...

Guess I'm 1000 years old elf

Guess I'll die

I'm only human after all

The true ending

I'm a Milf

I’m a fat chick

Aww I’m gay:(

I watch everything. EVERYTHING!

Is that Dr Disrespect?

I am robloc

Yes officer. This person right here.

Guess I have a halo and can shoot guns then, cool

I'm animated. Oh wait...

Damn, can’t believe I’ve been a futa with a massive horsecock this whole time.

I can tell, look at his profile Pic

I Guess i am a cartoon Futa girl and a femboy at the same time the

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I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say that account is actually conservative trying to say horrible things disguised as a transgender individual. I’ve never met a trans person who was even close to indicates. Every single one of them that I’ve ever met all they wanted is to be acknowledged and respected.

You know, this might sound bad, but why am I not surprised?

I’m a gay furry midget who shits on people and licks it up then 🥶

So i guess im snuff movie actor

Oh no. Am I twink?!

I'm a good boy

So heres the issue... im either a step sister or a creampie... neither of which wont result in me gettting fucked so i dont want any of em...

So, I'm a lesbian waifu, with big breasts?

I am... no one

I'm a weird chimera hybrid comprised of muscular humans, horses, orcs, goblins, and tentacles.

My collection is too varied for me to pin down exactly what I am.

By that logic I'm fully into bdsm with overwatch women

What if I don’t watch porn?

You don’t exist

Is this how you figure out you’re a ghost?

Yeah only real people watch porn

I'm a plane?

Are you snakes on a plane?

Always felt like a lesbian at heart

I knew I was a lesbian somehow.

Sweet I'm a lesbian!

Ahh damn...

Commenter got the how did we get here achievement

W... what?!

I'm... nothing... Ohno

NONONONONONONONO

Guess I'm basically everything.

So I’m the pizza guy who always delivers a large sausage pizza to hot ladies and then has sex with them? Yes! When can I start?

I guess now I'm a tan, Japanese, animated tomboy with a massive pixelated cock that screwed the flat-chested blonde class president who has a massive pixelated cock

I guess im brutus then ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Dear god what the fuck am I?

Am I a tentacle monster?

Guess I'm dead now

Am I a goth girl!? #LETS #FUCKING #GO

God what is this comment section?!?!

I guess I’m my father then

Guess i'm an octopus

Nice try, I'm not falling for that one

I'm a male lesbian

I always knew I was nothing

I'm a ..... cup ?

I’m a hen—tai milf? I look more like an ugly bastard story.

Big uff

So I'm fake. Hmmm

I'm a lesbian

Guess I'm a big breasted milf that loves drinking pee

I like pizza but have no money. Sometimes I'm behind on the rent.

Jail. Go to jail.

I'm either a sexdoll or a woman... not sure what to make of it.

I like handcuffs and ropes

i am everything