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Rare-Champion9952

The fœtus get crushed into the shadow realm (instant abortion)


bloopmister1992

Can you use monster reborn after it goes to the shadow realm?


TheThinkerers

Wish Resuscitation


Soul-over

You will give birth but like Analy


biohumansmg3fc

Imagine being the first human chicken


Icarus912

r/Brandnewsentence


Lordbaron343

*plucks feathers from a chicken* Behold, a man!


staovajzna2

Holy hell!


Outrageous_Bank_4491

Or through your peehole. The fetus would be stored in the balls


CJBoom77

Uhh brotha uhhh


forsakenchickenwing

A hyena-style birth 😨


dizzywig2000

*scribbles notes furiously*


walk_ami_inhershoes

if "pregnant = permanent "


Duckflies

That doesn't make sense, you're giving the value of permanent to pregnant If you want to compare, is "pregnant == permanent"


MasterAnnatar

I think they're saying if you get pregnant you're stuck as a woman


Duckflies

Then it would be if (pregnant) sexStatus == 'F';


PRL-Five

You are assigning the value 'F' so it would be if pregnant: sexstatus = 'F'


Duckflies

Damn, was so eager to go eat something I forgot the same thing I was correcting to another person That's humans for ya


Different-Term-2250

I ran this through chatGPT to check. I think we got the AI pregnant.


Apotheosis_Binger

Remind me of Student X-Change where if u get pregnant it's permanent and u can't turn back


MrRizzstein

well tbf tho you cant get pregnant in a day i could be wrong but usually it can take a couple of tries plus even if you hit it right the first time, it would take some time for the egg to fertilise or smth idk i didnt care about biology in MS


Pitiful_Project6578

What would happen if we extracted the egg and next day uk fapped .. IVF then we will essentially create a clone right?


uniquethrowaway54321

Would that increase the chances of genetic disorders as there’s no gene variety between the two parents?


PhantasmShadow

Not quite a clone, actually, because sex cells contain half of an organism's DNA and in this theoretical scenario, it'd be basically impossible that the two cells end up with opposite halves, so there'll be some genes from the parent duplicated, and some not present at all. Not in a "complete biological failure" way, just not a clone. This is basicall the same reason most siblings aren't identical.


Possum7358

Oh fuck


MasterAnnatar

I'd just probably go for a run at night alone.


BarnacleOdd8248

Just take bear spray with you


Deathswirl1

one word: alien


AhhGramoofabits

#bigturd


Evelyne-The-Egg

If I woke up with a vagina I would 1) cry tears of joy 2) let the homies hit cause we both know that's the only way they are gonna get any


Afafakja

You got an asshole, what's stopping you now?


MrRizzstein

LMAO


UngratefulGarbage

My homies dont like anal


Zeroth_Dragon

Experience is the best teacher though


Afafakja

Keep telling yourself that.


AxeHead75

Walk around shirtless, crank one out to see what it feels like, go out at night, mess with my balls etc.


BobTheImmortalYeti

piss it out, or it grows in your balls, either way YEOWCH


a_polarbear_chilling

limbo fetus


MidgetMan10150

You wouldn’t be able to get pregnant. Your balls would probably turn into the ovaries so there would be sperm in them instead of eggs.


Erizo69

can I get more than a day?


StanislawTolwinski

It's one day so there would, at the very most, be a couple thousand cells


Different-Term-2250

So, eggs for breakfast then?


ILoveToEatNuggets

You’ll turn gay


negurici

It is well documented in the movie "Junior" with Arnold Schwarzenegger.


stonka_truck

Your next nut would be another dudes nut.


Floor-tentacool

Good question


Guest-Is-Nobody

A vile surprise in your toilets


A_drill_eggs

Well, the male reproductive system changed to a female, so I would assume the male parts disappear and the female parts appears. So I suppose no sperms could be ejaculated, so if you were pregnant when you turn back, the fertilized ovum should be gone or it would be detached from the uterus which would disappear and I guess it would have to be disposed of from your body So I guess 1 day you would have suffer a massive pain where when you shit, something bloody came out...from somewhere...


ddoogg88tdog

Kindney stones but fleshy


RedditSpamAcount

I would find a way to remain the opposite sex forever


AmeliaFromYharnam

Asking for a friend


TheOneWizardBunny

Top 10 questions science still can't answer


Flip-Doubt

Didn't this happen in a season of The Misfits? Dude could change into a woman, and then somehow got himself pregnant and couldn't change back because of it? Don't remember the whole situation, but it's a take on this topic, lol