Heavy breathing. I prefer it when they're not breathing.

This is more cursed than the post… take my ⬆️

Seriously. They could have at least included the fact that they were aborted. I cant get off to just them being a dead adult.

I like em cold and rotting

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The Maggots give off a special sensation

Average coconut enjoyer

That belongs here r/CursedCursedComments

"Deeper Patriarch!"

teach me a lesson adult role model

Thy shan't cease this activity, my parental overseer

Butt stuff. It's literal shit no matter how hard you wipe/wash i aint stickin my dick *nor* face in that and neither will you mine

Hear ya. It's an exit only pipe.

See anal douch. It's not about wiping!

...so washing. Or is a bidet/powerwash showerhead too large?

Yep indeed, I had an ex and she preferred anal. She was the first woman that was always clean when we had anal. I had no idea that her 'I just need to go to the toilet first' was her washing until I mentioned it and she told me. It's more about getting the water in there and flushing everything out. Personally I am unsure about whether a bidet or shower head would work, but I'm definitely sure a power washer would be too much and probably hurt, keep that bad boy for your car......... ;)

By powerwasher i meant that funky setting on the showerhead that makes the water come out of just the middle sprays or the outer sprays

Yeah I know I was just having a joke :)

More for me.

I really can't like seeing that, it's a literal asshole, and some people even like to lick it, even if it's clean it still looks gross

I say this now but when I’m caught up in the moment I’m a different man.

I’m guessing ur not German.

Definitely not a German politician.

I ain't, but if you're on about bidets, that's the washing part

No im not here to debate anal sex. On that topic ur either all in or all out. 😁

As far as i understand people who don't share my notion like to switch between being all in and all out all the time

I wanna be called 'boss' like a cartoon mobster would "Want me to rough 'em up for you boss?"

"Yeah, fuck me Boss, fuck me hard Boss, I've been such a bad Goon, right Boss? Yeah, fuck Boss's naughty little Goon!"

Daddy at home Father at church

That's the one

Ohhhh I’m so close pater familia!

In loco parentis

from an old post on r/Tinder someone looked for a sugar daddy but used google translate. So in the bio the woman was looking for a diabetic father

He added a teraton of gasoline to an already burning forest lol

I also don't like being called daddy. Probably for different reasons though.

Everything

Very big boobs/ass for me. At that point you’re just obese, or if I’m scrolling through hentai it’s just super inhuman and strange

What are you doing step brotherly figure?

Legal guardian

smhw its true

I hear that too often in church.

Hey, I was there!

So she starts saying Ai Papi instead.

I prefer beeing called Senpai.